eurekapd Chapter 24 Shocked by Thunder
Chapter 24 Shocked by Thunder
Lu Wenren threw his bicycle on the side of the road, ran across the road and waved for the black truck to stop.
The four beaver demons sitting on the co-pilot looked at the waving human on the side of the road, and patted the brother in the driver's seat on the arm, "Brother, brother, that person in front seems to be telling us to stop?"
He Da squinted his small eyes, looked carefully with his head and made sure that the person was calling them, his professional instinct allowed him to slow down the car, drove all the way to the side of the person, opened the window and asked, "What's going on?" something wrong?"
Lu Wenren looked at the truck parked in front of him, then at the four deformed faces in the passenger seat, and at the ordinary face in the driver's seat, which could not be recognized in the crowd, with a pair of black eyes. It turned into emerald green in an instant, and after looking at the five faces in front of me, I saw a faint evil spirit floating in the truck.
Pretty sure it's a monster.
"Everyone get out of the car first." Lu Wenren took out the Heavenly Court Order Letter that he carried with him, and waited for the monsters on the truck to jump off one by one.
Good guy, he originally thought General Xie was talking about a headless monster.
When the car stopped just now, he thought he had heard it wrong, and mistook five heads for headless.
Now after these five people got off, there were more than a dozen dazed and puzzled faces on the three-seater seat behind the driver's seat.
Lord Heshen pointed at the people sitting in the back row with some headaches, and raised his voice: "You all come down too."
"Dong dong dong dong..."
Xie Jiang ran over out of breath, and saw that on the medium-sized truck with only five seats at the front, it was the same as Superman in the van, and one after another, people turned into living people.
He stood behind Lu Wenren and counted carefully.
A total of twenty big living people!Squeeze in a five-passenger truck!
In the middle of the night, at a quarter past three in the morning, Lord Heshen, who was wearing pajamas inside and only a long coat outside, looked at the heads standing in two rows in front of him.
He opened his mouth calmly: "Who is in charge here?"
He Da, who was driving, looked back at his brother, then raised his hand.
"This is my mandate. From this month onwards, the west district of Zengcheng is under the jurisdiction of this god. You, as inhuman monsters, are also under my jurisdiction. Now you come and tell me that you don't sleep at night. What are you doing here?"
Lu Wenren handed the order letter in his hand to the leading driver, then walked behind him with his hands in his pockets, walked around the twenty non-human beings, and then looked at the black truck covered with rainproof cloth.
"What's in the car?"
"Old furniture." He Da looked at the shiny golden letter of appointment in his hand, and when he looked up at Lu Wenren, his eyes lit up with stars.
He conveniently passed the letter of appointment to his brothers, "Look, everyone, you are a living god! I never thought that we would still see a real god after living for so many years."
The beaver monsters all huddled together, looking at the order book curiously, knowing every word, but the combined content made the twenty monsters look at Lu Wenren with light in their eyes.
"It's amazing! It turns out that you can really cultivate to become a fairy. I don't know what the body of this fairy is." The beaver demons really want to know if they have the opportunity to become a fairy when they are aquatic animals.
General Xie looked at the twenty monsters with stars shining in their eyes, and silently wrapped his clothes tightly around his body.
very scary!Their eyes seemed to eat the new river god.
Is it too late for him to run now?
Lu Wenren had already uncovered a corner of the tarp of the truck, and saw the vaguely familiar old furniture inside.
Some of the bed rails and wooden posts looked like the ones he had fished up from the river and had worked so hard to find a truck to haul away.
Lord River God put down the tarpaulin, turned his head to look at the twenty monsters who were staring at him eagerly: "Where are you going to transport these furniture?"
Speaking of this, twenty monsters clenched their fists angrily on the spot and filed a complaint against the new boss.
"Report to the God of the River, our brothers built a fire center nest next to the old stone bridge in the old city, and we filled the river with a lot of things, but when we went to other areas to fight wildfires, I don’t know which wicked person is smoking! He even threw away everything in the entire river.”
Leaving a dry river without a drop of water, a group of beavers who returned home almost suspected that they had gone to the wrong place.
Lu Wenren suddenly realized, squinted his eyes and carefully memorized all the twenty faces in front of him, and then said: "In the old stone bridge river, those old furniture, old appliances, and shared bicycle household garbage, all you threw away?"
The twenty monsters nodded frantically, raised their chins and answered each other proudly: "That's right! We threw them all!"
The Lord River God clearly pointed to the truck next to him: "Are these rubbish going to be dumped into the river again?"
"Yeah, my lord, you are so smart!"
Facing the praise, the Lord River God took the letter of commandment from the River God unmoved and put it away, then looked through the many monsters to General Xie who was standing stupidly by the roadside and was stepping back step by step.
"General Xie, come here and register all of them with their names, addresses and workplaces. Take them to live in Yuqing Palace tonight."
General Xie, who had moved to the side of the road five meters away, laughed a few times: "My lord, they are all monsters."
"Yes." Lu Wenren didn't know why.
Seeing that this man didn't understand him at all, General Xie took a long and cautious breath and said, "My lord, our Yuqing Palace is not a prison for monsters."
When Lu Wenren heard this unexpected answer, he was stunned: "Isn't it?"
When the goddess named Maria and Nine Tails were imprisoned in Yuqing Palace before, no one seemed to object.
This is a big misunderstanding.
He always thought that after dealing with non-human incidents, the monsters would be imprisoned in Yuqing Palace to be reformed, and then come out to be human after a cleansing.
The beaver demons looked at the human on the right for a while, and turned to look at the fairy on the left.
During their conversation, He Da slowly raised his hand as the eldest brother, and interjected: "Excuse me... May I ask why we don't live in our own home, but go to live in Yuqing Palace?"
No one explained to them, so they were forced to move.
This fairy is so overbearing.
The newly appointed Lord River God glanced indifferently at the talking beaver demon: "Because I am the wicked and smoking man you speak of, I cleaned up the river for a week and found ten workers and three trucks to remove the rubbish. Tow it away, and now you tell me, you still want to drag the garbage back and throw it into my river?"
Beaver demons: "..."
At 26:[-] in the middle of the night, under Lu Wenren's threatening eyes, General Xie walked over tremblingly to register all the twenty monsters, and even took pictures of their appearance and contact information with his mobile phone.
Since Yuqing Palace is not a prison cell, Lu Wenren had no choice but to put his own river god seal on the backs of the hands of these beaver demons, and then asked them to send the furniture back from wherever it was brought.
Tomorrow, if he finds any more rubbish in the river, he will fill the house where these beavers live with ten or twenty times as much rubbish.
Let them feel for themselves what it feels like to have their home filled with garbage.
Before leaving, Lu Wenren remembered something, turned around and looked at the twenty monsters standing by the roadside, raised his hand and patted the back of his hand to signal the monsters to look over: "I live on the first left side of the old stone bridge." In the small western-style building at home, if you have something to do, you can go there to find me directly, but don’t choose the middle of the night for unimportant things.”
Xie Jiang shrank his neck silently, lowering his sense of existence. He always felt that Lu Wenren's last words were addressed to him.
After he left, Jiang Xie saw these monsters get on the truck dejectedly from the corner of his eyes, and no one noticed his existence.
After the black truck left, Xie Jiang stood alone on the side of the road, his brain that had been dazed all day began to wake up after a while.
What did he do today!
Why did he do so many stupid things!
Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!He also showed his new boss that he was so incompetent that the car was scared by the monster and couldn't drive.
That Mengpo soup is really harmful!
"Ah, sorry!" In the famous massage center in the Eastern District, Granny Meng was lying on a massage chair in a chic way, waiting for the technician to enter.
The days when I don't work, really make ghosts happy physically and mentally. .
Lu Wenren, who had dealt with the incident between his subordinates and non-human beings, picked up the fallen bicycle from the side of the road and rode all the way to the old stone bridge.
After arriving at the village in the city, Lord Heshen parked his bicycle at the designated place first, and then walked along the river to the direction of the small western-style building.
When passing the intersection of the second alley, Poseidon signaled Weasel to turn on the live broadcast on his mobile phone and aim at the gap in the corner. Then he hid a huge baseball bat behind him, and stood at the corner eager to try.
Waiting for the river god to appear.
Poseidon hid in the dark and watched for a few days, and finally understood.
The New River God treats them non-human beings, neither treating them as humans nor monsters.
As long as you do something wrong, you will be sent to Yuqing Palace to study and cultivate yourself.
The scorpion in the small western building is also superficial, saying that it wants to break the neck of the river god, but secretly walks very close to Lu Wenren, and the two of them seem to be in focus every day.
It seemed that he had no intention of killing the river god at all.
Looking at this situation, Poseidon felt that it was not good, and he pulled a small group on the spot. Except for the scorpion, most of the non-humans in the west area were pulled into the group by him.
Today is the time for him to show his strength to non-human beings, let everyone see what it means to keep what you say!
Weasel squatted in the corner, holding the phone firmly with both hands, waiting to take a picture of Poseidon beating the river god.
The non-human beings in the group at the moment were all awake, holding their breath and staring at the picture on the phone with only dim street lights, nervous and looking forward to it.
Inside the Yuqing Palace, Jiuwei hugged Maria's arm, and the two of them were holding a mobile phone and looking at the picture being filmed.
When the familiar figure was pulled for a long time by the street lights, all the non-human beings held their breath, watching that figure getting closer and closer to Poseidon.
As soon as Lu Wenren stepped out of the alley with one foot, a sharp sound of wind swept over his head from behind, "Boom!"
Rumble!
There was a thunder from above the nine heavens.
The sky in the west area of Zengcheng has changed. There are majestic electric lights everywhere, and the deafening thunder continues to fall concentratedly.
Lu Wenren, who was covering his head, had 290 nine points of restraint all over his body under the stick, and all of them were activated.
It turned into hundreds of lightning calamities and chopped the bad guy who sneaked up on him into carbon.
The weasel spirit, who was hiding in the dark, started to tremble with his hands, and his teeth chattered as he looked at the god who was covered with dense golden light spells, trying to escape, but his feet were soft.
After the last lightning strike, Lu Wenren let go of the palm covering his head and walked in front of the scorched human-shaped carbon block, whispering: "I just said not to make so many restrictions, what if it hurts mortals? Okay, fortunately this piece of charcoal doesn't seem to be human?"
The author has something to say:
290 Nine Brothers: Do you think we did nothing but play house with my brother?Innocent.
虺: Fortunately, I didn't do anything.
Nine Tails: Plus one.
Maria: Hallelujah, let us pray together that Poseidon will not meet the river god again in his next life.
Tonight's draw, let's see who has the best luck.