eurekapd Chapter 161
Chapter 161
[This chapter is “Xiao Xiao who loves to eat wolfberry pork loin porridge” big guy exclusive plus 3, thank you! ] Go
to Long Chao……
The corner of Alan’s mouth twitched, “You really came to insult me.”
Su Yiming said, “No, no, no, Long Chao… They give more. Long Chao did insult you, but they insulted you with money.
Alain scoffed: “How much can you give?” I, Alan, am I the kind of person who sells my dreams for money? My dream is to join the national team!
Su Yiming shrugged, “Don’t worry, this dream will not be delayed – in this way, I will go back and introduce you to an agent, and let him help you go to Longchao to ask for a price.”
Alan thought for a while and sneered: “Well, I want to hear what kind of quotation can make Alan willingly accept the insult.”
Su Yiming said with a smile: “Okay, my agent will contact you later – by the way, change the shirt?” ”
This is the first time that Su Yiming has taken the initiative to exchange jerseys!
Alain was a little incredulous, “Aren’t you joking?
Su Yiming said, “Of course not.
Before the words fell, Allan took off his No. 27 Red Bull shirt.
Red Bull players are really fast!
Alan was afraid that Su Yiming would repent!
If it weren’t for the education Alan received since childhood, he would have gone directly to pick up Su Yiming’s jersey now!
Su Yiming also took off his shirt happily and exchanged it with Alan!
Meanwhile.
The well-known football forums in the country have all exploded!
“What kind of person is this Alan! It actually allowed our Su Yiming to take the initiative to exchange jerseys!
“Don’t say it, Alain’s technique and speed are good! And the most important thing is that Su Shen’s last 68-meter Outer Heaven Flying Immortal Ball was assisted by Alan!
“Hahaha! Die laughing! Alan God assisted Su Yiming Flying Immortal!
“No wonder Su Shen is so fond of Alan, and took the initiative to go over and give the jersey!”
“Did you just see that? The speed at which Alain took off his shirt is simply a shadowless hand! ”
Aaaaah! Brothers! Little sister, I also want Su Shen’s jersey! Who can get me one! ”
Girl? Real girl or fake girl? Let me test for Su Yiming first…”
The other side!”
Commentary room.
Andy smiled happily: “This is really a wonderful game!” Su Yiming completely dominated this game! It
was also his first hat-trick in Europe! It was also the first assist in the senior year!
“And, this hat-trick is super gold-rich! One flip shot! Flying Immortals Twice!
“In addition, there is the super classic Blanco frog jump, and the crotch iron head gong bang ball!”
“Manchester City’s 7 goals are all related to Su Yiming!”
“Su Yiming has become the absolute core of Manchester City in just a few games!”
“Manchester City’s opponents are not very strong in this game, and before the game we thought it was a game that was not much to watch!”
“But after the game, we realized!”
“As long as there is Su Yiming’s game, there will be no highlights!”
“Su Yiming itself is the biggest attraction!”
“Every game, Su Yiming will bring us different surprises!”
“Su Yiming is really a man with many tricks!”
“Maybe one day, we will be able to see the wonderful scene of Su Yiming blowing air with his mouth and blowing the ball into the goal!” [Note 1]
“Okay! Now the game is over! But our sports station is just getting started! ”
Yes, please! Gary Neville! Take off the handstand and wash your hair!
Gary Neville stood up and took off his suit and unbuttoned his shirt, “This is too shameful, so shameful…” Gary Neville
pulled off his pants, revealing a pair of black stockings.
Gary Neville said to the camera: “Langsha ~ more than attract~
” Andy exclaimed: “What! Gary! You actually put on stockings! My God! I couldn’t believe my eyes! The world is crazy! Photographer! Hurry up and give a close-up! Our ratings are sure to surpass the entertainment stations!
Gary Neville covered his face, “I’m sorry, I don’t want this either… However, the people of the Dragon Kingdom are too rich, and they give too much! After
that, Gary Neville squeezed a lump of Qingyang shampoo on his head, and then directly turned upside down with his front hand,
snapping!
Head in the tub!
The action is done in one go!
The splash was super perfect!
“Perfect! Gary, you’re getting better! Andy couldn’t help but applaud!
Andy said, “By the way, there’s one thing I forgot to remind you…”
Gary Neville stood up and rubbed bubbles on his head with his hands.
Andy said: “I also thought of it suddenly, in fact, you were facing the poisoned milk Su Yiming in the last game, Su Yiming did not miss a penalty, so you did not lose, that is… You can wash your hair upside down without stripping your pants this time.
Gary Neville froze.
The foam from her hair slid down her cheeks and dripped onto her black Langsa stockings.
Andy turned back to the photographer and said, “Pay attention to close-ups!” The
photographer said very experienced: “Don’t worry, I’ve been stunning.” ”
Oops!” Gary Neville was on the verge of crying, “Why didn’t you remind me earlier!” My pants have faded to my neck, you just said!
Andy said, “I didn’t just remember it, but you, Gary, didn’t you think of it yourself?”
Gary Neville covered his old face and said, “As soon as I was on the show, I was conditioned … That’s a loss! What a loss!
“Gary, here is the suggestion that you can put your pants up first and cover your face.”
Gary Neville lifted his pants with a sad face, and did not forget to add to the camera, “Langsha, it’s really more than attraction!”
Andy exclaimed, “It’s called professionalism.”
“Okay, dear viewers, this is the end of this episode!”
“Next game, we will resume the jersey draw! And of course the reservation item Gary Neville Handstand Bath! ”
Next Tuesday, Carabao Cup second-round knockout match against Cardiff City, let’s see you all!”
Meanwhile.
In the shower in the visiting team’s locker room.
Su Yiming tied both sides of the shower curtain tightly, lest his teammates break in out of curiosity to observe.
System task 5/10 is up!
No lottery, no blind box, no change in achievement titles.
But this ball is so cool!
Although he didn’t score many goals, he was wonderful!
Especially those two-legged flying immortals, how refreshing and cool!
Zidane’s hair spray is really powerful!
Moreover, the DEBUFF that hit people with their heads, did not trigger either!
What does this mean?
This shows that I, Su Yiming, can really control myself! I, a mature man!
Su Yiming smiled happily and rubbed his hair with his hand by the way.
This rub doesn’t matter, the
hair is brushed off several strands!
Groove….
What a situation, this is!
Isn’t this the hidden DEBUFF of Zidane’s hair spray?
Is it necessary to take the route of “I have become bald and stronger”?
Don’t!
I also want to endorse the Overlord in the future!
I want to be like Brother Long, Duang’s ah!
This, this, this!
My hair!
Zidane’s hair spray, can’t be used anymore!
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PS: Famous scene, Milan vs Parma in 06, Nestane took a breath of fairy breath when defending, and blew the ball out of bounds. (In fact, this is a foul, but the linesman did not see it, and it is precisely because the referee did not see it that it has become an irreproducible classic.)
You see, this kind of thing is written like a joke.
The pressure of writing books in the past two days is very high, write a little cool, before you stand up, you have to think about how to explain that this action can actually be done.
This can’t work, you can’t write about it.
I don’t write books to write textbooks for you, I write
books to make most readers happy.
To write a cool point, you have to explain it first, how cool is this cool point? Isn’t that a delay?
I won’t explain it later, love whoever goes.
If laughing at me and insulting me can make you happy,
then I admit it.
But if you have to hope that I can’t write anymore, if the writing collapses, then I can’t
be instigated.
I’ve been writing books for so many years, and I’ve never finished it.
I don’t believe that I can be killed by a few words from you.
If you are not convinced, you will keep watching.
PS2: Thanks to the “Fried Sky Gang One by One Creation Ride” boss for the God Certification x3!
Big brother!
Awesome!