undercover dad

Chapter 31 31

He Xiaonian didn't come home until after nine o'clock in the evening.

Sun Haiyang was coaxing Xiaobao to sleep in the bedroom, so he sat on the sofa with a livid face, staring at the black screen of the TV for luck.

Guessing that it was time for Xiaobao to go to sleep, he lowered his head and sent Sun Haiyang a WeChat message:

-Come out, I'm in the living room, I have something to say!

After another ten minutes, Sun Haiyang unsteadily came out of the bedroom and walked into the living room.There was a trace of nervousness in his expression, but the corners of his mouth couldn't help twitching upwards, obviously gloating that he couldn't suppress it.

He Xiaonian's heart sank as his face sank, and the small flame that had been burning for a day froze for a moment and turned into a prairie fire.

"So, you changed the ringtone of my mobile phone?" There was nothing to detour, He Xiaonian asked straightforwardly.

"Ah," Sun Haiyang couldn't hold back the funny anymore, and asked with the corner of his mouth bent: "Strictly speaking, your nephew also has a share. How about it, is this song good?"

He Xiaonian slowly stood up from the sofa, walked in front of Sun Haiyang, and when Sun Haiyang was holding back his smile and didn't understand what he was going to do, he punched Sun Haiyang in the face.

"F*ck, your uncle! He Xiaonian!!!" Sun Haiyang took two steps back after being beaten, hit the wall behind him, covered his face in a daze for two or three seconds, reacted, let out a roar, straightened up and rushed He came over and punched He Xiaonian back.

But he was too angry, this punch was powerful, but not accurate, He Xiaonian was prepared to take a step aside, his punch failed to cause any real damage to He Xiaonian, only hit He Xiaonian's shoulder.

"Sun Haiyang, I punched Adam on behalf of Adam. You were a fucking joke and almost killed him. Do you know?!" He Xiaonian yelled angrily beside him, clutching his shoulders.

"You fart!" Sun Haiyang was trembling with anger, he suddenly turned to face He Xiaonian, "He Xiaonian, there is a word, there is no excuse for inflicting crimes, right, you fucking despise Me, what I do is wrong, how much crime can it be to change the ringtone of the mobile phone, and what kind of mother can be killed? Why don’t you say that the Syrian war was provoked by me? Why don’t you say that Malaysia Airlines MH370 is fucking I hid it???"

He Xiaonian's lips trembled with anger, you fucking almost made a big mess today, and you didn't show any remorse or repentance at all, and you hit me back!Still fucking plausible, the villain will sue first! ! !

"Fart! You don't know what you did wrong, do you? If you take my fabric without my permission, I will bear it. I didn't ask you to pay for it or let you do anything. You are fucking endless , and even changed the ringtone of my mobile phone! Sun Haiyang, do you know how to respect others?! Since you were young, didn’t your parents teach you not to move other people’s things casually?!!”

He Xiaonian yelled out these words in excitement, and only after he finished yelling did he realize that Sun Haiyang is an orphan and has no parents anymore!

He paused, regretting his slip of the tongue, but he didn't know how to remedy it.

Sun Haiyang was burning with anger, and this fire was mixed with an inexplicable low self-esteem and unwillingness that had been hidden for many years.

For so many years, every time he made a mistake in school, he might be criticized by others for this reason. After finally growing up, he came out to work and earn money, but he still had to be looked down upon for this reason!

"Yes! You're right, I just have no one to teach me! I just had no parents and no mother. You just found out today that I'm a fucking wild child. What's the matter? Is it in your way?"

He Xiaonian regretted that what he said just now exposed Sun Haiyang's scar, he quickly explained: "I didn't mean that, it has nothing to do with it, I didn't mean..."

Sun Haiyang waved his hand impatiently. He rubbed his cheeks. He was too surprised when he was beaten just now, and he didn't realize it. Now the pain on his face started to attack bluntly, which made him feel a little uncomfortable even speaking.

"I know what you mean, don't you just look down on me, don't you just think I'm a bastard? You don't even look down on me if I don't wear a piece of clothes at home, and if I teach He Xiaobao to sing a song If I can make you babble, don't you think I'm incapable, a big man who runs away to be a babysitter and looks down on me?"

"Nonsense, you heard me say that, how can you distort the facts so much you! I'll tell you today, you changed my cell phone ring without my permission, and almost caused a disaster, you Still don't know how to repent, still, still talking about these things, I..."

"Why do you call it some? I'll teach He Xiaobao to sing a song. Are you looking down on me?"

"The fucking song you taught, can He Xiaobao listen to it? I don't think there's anything wrong with it?" He Xiaonian's heart was beating non-stop.

He thinks he is a very logical person, and he quarreled based on the principle of discussing the facts today, but this Sun Haiyang's thinking is more divergent than that of a woman, and somehow his thoughts were brought to the Atlantic Ocean.

……

The anger of the two became stronger and stronger than the other. The dissatisfaction accumulated by each of them in the past few months probably exploded at this moment. Neither of them deliberately suppressed their voices, and the roars became louder and louder.

He Xiaobao had already been awakened by the movement outside. He hid at the bedroom door and eavesdropped for a long time. After thinking about it, he wrapped a small towel around his body like a cassock, and ran out.

"Oh, stop arguing, stop arguing, you know, if you keep arguing, I will send Beria to spank your ass!"

"It has nothing to do with you, go back to sleep!" Sun Haiyang turned to Xiaobao and shouted.

He Xiaonian also wanted to shout this sentence, but Sun Haiyang took the lead, and he was fine when he yelled at He Xiaobao, but when he saw Sun Haiyang yelling at Xiaobao like that, he became angry, "Don't yell at him like that, you scare him! "

"Yes, yes, that's it!" Sun Haiyang turned to look at him, and sneered again and again, "He Xiaonian is fine if you yell at him, but I can't if you yell at him, and you're fine when He Xiaonian is naked, but I'm fine! Trump, so overbearing!!!”

He Xiaonian was already trying to suppress the fire, but when he heard this, the fire couldn't be suppressed, and he jumped up again, "How can I be overbearing, how can I be overbearing?!! You are shirtless now, do I care about you, you I didn't really care about you when I fucked up my ass/ass in front of me?!!!"

He Xiaobao ran around the living room in a cassock, saw the hawthorn slices on the coffee table, picked them up, stuffed them into his mouth, and continued to persuade, "Stop arguing, okay? Don't be angry, buy an enderman for Bao tomorrow, and add another Xiaobai!"

"Have you brushed your teeth? You still eat after brushing your teeth, why don't you hurry back to the house and sleep!" He Xiaonian couldn't help yelling at him because of Xiaobao's headache.

"Hehe!" Sun Haiyang stopped covering his face, instead folded his arms, leaned against the wall and sneered at He Xiaonian mockingly.

"You're laughing, I..., he, he eats so late, did I say he was wrong?!!!" Panting heavily, He Xiaonian found the steps for himself.

"That's right, that's right, what you He Xiaonian did (in Japanese) is right, it's all other people's fault!" Sun Haiyang continued to sneer.

"you……!"

"Oh, I told you all to stop arguing!" Bao dug out another piece of flower cake from nowhere, tearing off the outer packaging desperately, and yelled: "Then why don't you buy me the five villains of My World?" , how about a five-piece suit?!"

"Damn it, you didn't hear what your second uncle said, told you not to eat it!" Sun Haiyang was also annoyed to death by He Xiaobao, he yelled at He Xiaobao again, went over and grabbed the flower cake from his hand.

"If you don't quarrel, I won't eat!" Xiaobao said angrily.

"Stop arguing, and there will be no more arguing in the future! Heh!" Sun Haiyang's voice dropped, and he suddenly felt quite boring, "Brother Minger won't work here after receiving the money, and won't be with your second uncle. in argument!"

"Sun Haiyang!!!" He Xiaonian yelled loudly, "Damn, you still have the nerve to say go, you fucking, got into trouble, if you don't admit your mistake, he's the only one who knows how to run away!"

Sun Haiyang turned around abruptly, and said coldly, "What's wrong with me leaving? No matter how awesome you are, He Xiaonian, if you don't let me come, can you still not let me go??? Besides, you don't like me I, come back today to find fault with this little shit, don’t you just want me to go?!!!”

"When did I say to let you go! Which of your ears heard that I let you go, you, you..." He Xiaonian was so enraged by Sun Haiyang's nonsense that his eyes were foggy, and his head was buzzing.

This day, from morning to night, his mood was like a roller coaster, rolling in circles, sadness, anxiety, anger, and anger, which caused the blood in his body to lose its order, flowing forward for a while, and flowing backward for a while.

He supported the TV cabinet beside him with his hands, tried his best to stabilize his emotions, and closed his eyes.Then he smiled tiredly and said, "Okay, yes, that's what I mean, get out, get out tomorrow!!!"

"Don't wait for tomorrow, I will leave tonight!" Sun Haiyang straightened up from the wall and said coldly and slowly.

After he finished speaking, the living room was silent for three seconds, Xiaobao quit first, and yelled at the top of his voice, "Fuck, can you buy me a ten-piece suit? Buy a ten-piece suit, Brother Haiyang Don’t let go, okay!!!”

……

Sun Haiyang went back to the house and began to pack his things.

He Xiaobao followed him into the room, sat on the bed, still wrapped in his little quilt like a cassock, staring at Sun Haiyang who was packing his luggage.

Sun Haiyang stuffed a few pieces of his own clothes into the box indiscriminately, then went to the bathroom to put his own toiletries in a bag, and stuffed them into the box as well.

He was staring at the closet in a daze. The dress that He Xiaonian bought for him was still hanging in the closet. He liked it very much. He was afraid of getting wrinkled, so he hung it up for preservation.

Now, he couldn't figure out whether he should take this dress or not.

"Brother Haiyang, why don't you accept this dress? Isn't this the dress that Second Uncle bought for you as an apology?" Xiao Bao asked while sitting cross-legged on the bed, his current image was a bit like a little monk.

"Uh, this is not an apology. It's probably because he wants to buy a sample and come back for reference. If it's useless, just give it to me!" Sun Haiyang lowered his head and muttered, not knowing whether he was explaining to He Xiaobao. Or explain it to him.

"No, he didn't even open it, he just asked me to give it to you!" He Xiaobao pointed him innocently.

Sun Haiyang continued to stare blankly at this dress. He felt that this dress should not be taken away. Since he was leaving, he would wave his sleeves and not take a cloud with him, but he had already worn this dress. , stay, He Xiaonian will not wear it.

"Forget it," he turned his head to look at Xiaobao, and smiled self-deprecatingly, "Let's keep it as a souvenir for your second uncle, or...he can just throw it away."

He packed his luggage, closed the box, and sat on the ground in a daze.

"Brother, have you packed up yet?"

"Well, well, yes, pack it up, I'm leaving now!" Sun Haiyang said.

Hearing this, Xiaobao finally stopped pretending to be a monk. He jumped off the bed, unzipped the suitcase, grabbed the suitcase and lifted it by the handle. All the luggage that had just been packed fell out again. .

"I..., He Xiaobao, you, what are you doing?" Sun Haiyang was stunned, and got up from the ground to grab his own box.

"Brother, I won't let you go, you can't go!" He Xiaobao looked at Sun Haiyang firmly like never before.

Sun Haiyang clenched his hands into fists and rubbed hard on the ground.As if he had choked on a mouthful of mustard, a sour taste hit his face in his nose.

"... Bao!" He stretched out his hand and squeezed Xiao Bao's slender arm, his voice trembling slightly, "Bao, I, I actually, actually, I won't leave, I just had a fight with your second uncle, and I will stay home for two days , I'll come back, yes, I'll come back when my anger subsides." He stammered and thought of a reason to lie to Xiaobao.

"You lied, my parents also left. My second uncle said that they went on a trip to the sky, but they never came back to look for treasures. I don't believe what you said!" Xiaobao held on to the handle of the box tightly. Impressed.

"Baby, I'm different from your parents. What I said...is true." Sun Haiyang's voice became weaker and weaker as he spoke. Maybe what He Xiaonian said was right, and he could treat the child directly. , You can't just talk nonsense to him just because he is young.

You lied to Xiaobao now, and then, how do you get it back!

But Xiaobao was still very happy. He took Sun Haiyang's hand and said, "That's great. Since you want to come back, you can leave the box to Bao. Bao wants to sleep in the box! You come back, I'll give it back to you!" Then he couldn't help but jump into the box, forming himself into a box man.

Sun Haiyang was dumbfounded. Just now he was full of guilt for lying to this kid, but he was better than him and played such a trick on him!

This kid is playing tricks, he and He Xiaonian may not be rivals together!

Forget it, if you continue to entangle with this kid, you don't even think about leaving tonight, first... let's do it, wait until this kid is not at home tomorrow, and then come to pick up things!