eurekapd Chapter 323 The Emperor's Courage Since He Was Young
Chapter 323 The Emperor's Courage Since He Was Young
Emperor Xuan puffed out his chest proudly and said, "See, Xu Jinyu said he was very courageous."
He is not bragging, he has been very brave since he was a child. Back then, he was alone...
[Oh! It’s not that he didn’t run, it’s that his legs were weak and he didn’t sit on the ground right there. This was the last bit of stubbornness that this emperor showed.]
Emperor Xuan's lips trembled. Xu Jinyu, this bastard, has nothing to do all day, right?
This time, the civil and military officials' lips were really trembling and they were about to laugh.
A few of them couldn't help but pinched their thighs and then spun 360 degrees. Even if they died today, they couldn't laugh.
Including Zuo Yuanying who was beside Xu Jinyu, he was the hardest hit. He was worried that pinching his thigh would not work, so he pinched the soft flesh around his waist.
"Hiss~~"
The noise from outside finally brought Xu Jinyu back to his senses. Looking at his colleague next to him, his face was distorted. He hurriedly asked with concern: "Zuo Yuanying, what's wrong with you? Are you feeling unwell? Do you want me to ask for leave for you?"
Zuo Yuanying turned around with tears in her eyes: "No, no, I was just sleepy and pinched myself."
[Pinch yourself, no wonder your face is deformed. ]
Xu Jinyu: "Why are you doing this to yourself? I have something good here that will definitely boost your spirits."
"what?"
Zuo Yuanying couldn't help but feel curious, because Xu Jinyu never had anything bad in his hands.
"this thing."
Xu Jinyu took something out of his sleeve and quickly stuffed it into Zuo Yuanying's mouth.
Zuo Yuanying's eyes suddenly widened, tears started to flow, and he couldn't control the saliva in his mouth.
The fingers pointing at Xu Jinyu were trembling: "You...you...suck!"
No, I drool as soon as I open my mouth to talk.
"Just tell me whether you are awake or not!"
Zuo Yuanying: I am awake, but the problem is that I am awake to begin with. Saying I am sleepy is just an excuse!
Excuse!
But what is this? The effect is really good. Just one mouthful can ensure that you will be energetic in the morning. There is just one side effect, and your saliva is a little disobedient.
“This is a lemon.”
Very good. Got it. I’ll go find it after court is over.
【Oh my god! 】
Emperor Xuan's heart skipped a beat. What shocking news had this little bastard seen again?
【Eunuch Liu really peed his pants.】
what!
Emperor Xuan immediately moved away from Eunuch Liu behind him. He didn't want a eunuch who had wet his pants.
Eunuch Liu looked at Emperor Xuan in bewilderment, whose expression kept changing. He was fine before the morning court session, so why did His Majesty look so disgusted now?
[It wasn't easy for Eunuch Liu either. He was so scared that he peed his pants, but he still had to rush to the front to block the concubines who rushed up excitedly when they saw the emperor coming.]
Emperor Xuan: I said that I clearly didn’t wet my pants that day, but why was the front of my clothes wet? I even asked the imperial physician to check it several times.
[The guards couldn't run as fast as him. He... I was really crying! He really didn't care about his own life and death, and even punched the ghost-like thing. ]
[Even though he was troubled by the concubine afterwards, Eunuch Liu endured it without saying a word, because he hit her eyes too hard and swollen, and she couldn't sleep with him for at least half a month.]
[Hehehe... Even though it's miserable, I really want to laugh, what should I do? 】
Emperor Xuan could no longer maintain the look of disgust on his face, and in order to protect himself, Jixiang was embarrassed by the palace concubine afterwards.
No! His conscience was a little bit bothered.
"Good luck. After the court is dismissed, go to my private storehouse and get the mutton-fat white jade ornament."
Eunuch Liu bowed and asked, "Your Majesty, who is this for?"
"I give it to you as a reward for your service in protecting the emperor!"
Eunuch Liu was even more puzzled. He had done great service in protecting the emperor. How could he suddenly think like this?
No matter what he thought, Eunuch Liu accepted the reward with gratitude.
"Thank you, Your Majesty, for the reward."
[Alas! The emperor has not been beaten enough by society. He is scary in the middle of the night. He is just wearing white clothes and has no facial features. That is the lowest level of servants. ]
[If the concubine had bent down, got on all fours, and ran towards the emperor using her hands and feet, imagine an unknown creature rushing towards you in the dim candlelight, shouting in a delicate voice: "Your Majesty~~~"]
[I think the emperor was so frightened that he peed himself on the spot.]
hiss~~
Emperor Xuan took a deep breath. He really didn't dare to imagine that scene. If the concubine really did that, he couldn't guarantee that she would still be there.
[Oh my! This concubine accidentally scared the emperor so much that he almost peed his pants. Who would have thought that the emperor was even braver when he was a child and dared to face monsters alone! ]
The prince was curious about how he faced it and how come he didn't know.
There were many stories about how their father went from being an unpopular prince to becoming the emperor. Unfortunately, their father never told them the stories.
The prince couldn't help but stretch his neck.
[Wuhu! I said that the harem was not so peaceful. When the emperor was a child, he was just a cabbage, yellow in the field. When he was two or three years old, he lost his mother. ]
[Then there was a concubine who wanted to deal with the emperor to increase the chances of her son ascending the throne. I mean, this concubine must be mentally healthy. Why would you kill a prince who has no mother, whose maternal family is not prominent, and who is not very smart?]
[If we have to take action, we should target those princes who are competitive for the throne! ]
After hearing Xu Jinyu's thoughts, Emperor Xuan was stunned. The strange things he encountered when he was a child were man-made, not something that happened when he was living alone in the palace and was frightened to the point of having hallucinations.
Who attacked him then?
The former crown prince-to-be, the powerful King Huan, had often attacked his own brothers, but King Huan is long gone now, without even a descendant.
King Huan also contributed to his ascension to the throne, so he had fewer competitors.
Or it could be Prince Yu who would do small things behind the scenes, or it could be someone else.
The late emperor left behind only a few children.
There was an astonishing rage in Emperor Xuan's black eyes; he remembered clearly the fright he had in his childhood.
I was only about five years old at that time, not favored, and without a mother. The eunuchs and palace maids naturally treated me differently. As long as I didn't die, they would not care about me.
I endured those years on my own, and I still get scared when I think about it now.
[Oh, this concubine who attacked the emperor would not dare to attack other princes who have mothers. She is just picking on the weak.]
[Or maybe he had no place to vent his anger at other concubines, so he just found a place to vent. ]
【It just so happened that Emperor Xuan was a soft persimmon at that time. 】
Emperor Xuan's eyes became more and more dangerous.
There was no smile on the faces of the civil and military officials.
His Majesty is obviously in a furious state now, so don't seek provocation.
[First, a midnight song was performed on the emperor, and the emperor was so frightened that he hid in his bed and trembled. On the second day, a white ghost was performed on the emperor, and on the third day, a paper man was performed on the emperor.]
[After all this, a normal child would have gone crazy, but the emperor was not crazy at all and could even go out to find food during the day.]
Emperor Xuan curled his lips into a sneer, of course he was not crazy, because compared with the pain of hunger, those unnecessary scares were nothing to him.
[On the fourth day, a new trick was played on Emperor Xuan. The oil lamp in Emperor Xuan's room would go out as soon as it was lit, and it would go out as soon as it was lit, as if an invisible person was blowing out the oil lamp.]