Mind reading, the emperor saw my fist hard

Chapter 289 I’m full, really full!

Liu Guangzu cried and said, "If I hadn't called the doctor, our whole family would have been gone. They even beat me. Both of my legs were broken and a tooth was knocked out. My father even said that if I didn't need to study, he would have crippled my claws."

"Didn't I just laugh a little loudly?"

Liu Guangzu was almost dead with grievance. Wasn't it just a mockery of his father? Was it necessary to beat him so hard?

"Cough cough cough..."

So miserable!

But it sounded a bit funny, so Neiwei bit his lower lip and held it back.

"Your father is like this..." There is something wrong.

At least the eldest son saved the lives of the whole family.

Praise is necessary, but how can you hit your child? Isn't this a dampener on the child's enthusiasm?

[His father did not send him to heaven, which proved that he was his biological son. The thing that poisoned the whole family was not a mountain product from the Baiyue land, but a mushroom that he had pulled out from the corner of the house. He saw that the dried mushrooms from the Baiyue land were so expensive, and thought that his father was really stupid and had a lot of money. There were plenty of these things in the corners of the house and under the eaves, but he bought them specifically from the Baiyue land.]

[The shipping cost from there to the seaside was so high, and he was still stingy when eating, so he simply added some fresh mushrooms to his father's food, and then almost sent his whole family away. ]

[His father really endured it when he attacked. You know, the son of the aunt next door was weak and almost died. He is still taking medicine now.]

[I haven’t told his grandfather, grandmother, uncle, aunt… Otherwise, it wouldn’t be a matter that could be resolved with just one beating. It might be a mixed beating by multiple people.]

At this moment, the inner guards looked at Liu Guangzu with admiration.

Awesome! He almost wiped out the whole family by himself, but ended up destroying himself.

This name is really not wrong, Guangzu.

Let the Liu family be left with nothing.

Liu Guangzu looked at the guards who showed no reaction and said anxiously, "Sir, this is not considered a beating?"

Not at all! Your father really went easy on you.

If it were me, I would let him be poisoned for a while and experience what it feels like to see a grandmother.

The inner guard coughed lightly and continued to grope for the notebook from his sleeve.

Hmm~~ How come it's gone? There's only a handkerchief left in the sleeve, but it doesn't matter. Isn't it just lying with open eyes? They are familiar with the internal security.

Taking out a handkerchief, Neiwei suppressed his laughter and began to repeat what Xu Jinyu had said.

After hearing these words, Liu Guangzu looked up at the sky, bewildered: "In other words, I asked for this beating, it's not unfair at all."

"It's not unfair! Not at all!"

This time, everyone at the scene answered Liu Guangzu. In addition to the answer, there were also "Puchi!" "Puchi!" laughter that could not be suppressed one after another.

The onlookers also taught their children: "You've learned the lesson, remember what I said about not eating things that can't be eaten, or you could end up killing someone if you're not careful."

"Luckily this isn't my son, or else I would have let him know why the flowers are so red."

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Liu Guangzu wiped his face and said, "And..."

"You said...Puchi..."

"I was playing with my cousin from the next room, and my mother almost beat me to death. She slapped me so hard that my ears were buzzing and I couldn't hear anything at the time. She looked like she wanted to kill me, and my cousin was so scared that he cried."

"Although my father and the uncle next door have some conflicts, it's just a business matter. It won't make my mother beat me to death!"

Speaking of this, Liu Guangzu was even more indignant. He usually taught himself to be friendly to his brothers and to have the bearing of a man, but in the end he said one thing and did another, which was not a gentleman at all.

The internal guard looked at Liu Guangzu, who was muttering in dissatisfaction, and was a little afraid to speak. This kid's words were unreliable.

Sure enough, the next moment...

[The conflict between your father and your uncle is not enough for your mother to beat you to death, but you and your cousin are playing with arsenic. If you are not careful and both of you are killed, then you will be enemies. Your mother saved your life. I really don’t know where you got the arsenic from.]

Princess Wuyang bit her lower lip to hold back the laughter that was about to burst out. This was the first time she had ever met a child who was looking for death.

Playing with arsenic, what are you thinking?

Neiwei: "You and your cousin are playing with arsenic. If your mother hadn't come back quickly, you and your cousin would have been gone."

"Impossible, that's clearly icing sugar." Liu Guangzu stiffened his neck.

"No wonder you got beaten. You couldn't tell the difference between arsenic and icing sugar."

Liu Guangzu, who was hit hard, continued to say: "I played with fire and burned a house. Then my father beat me with a big stick. It was so thick that I almost died. My family is not a poor family. It's just a house. Is it that serious?"

"If my grandfather hadn't begged for mercy, my father would have really beaten me to death."

Neiwei: An ordinary house does not need to be burned. Could it be that the ancestral hall was burned?

If you burn your ancestors...

This is such a great name!!!

[Oh, he didn't tell you that he burned his grandfather's bedroom and almost burned the old man to death in the house. If the old man's legs and feet were not still able to move, he would have really died if he had jumped out of the window.]

[The reason I beat him up was mostly to help the old man vent his anger.]

The corners of Neiwei's mouth are harder to suppress than AK. Where did this funny guy come from?

Seeing the inner guard with a distorted face, Liu Guangzu continued to increase his strength and said: "I gave my cousin a handful of beans, and my aunt, uncle, parents teamed up to beat me."

[Hahaha... He gave her croton seeds, but the problem was that day was his cousin's wedding day, and she almost ripped her pants in front of her future husband. His cousin almost hanged herself, so the beating she gave him was really too light.]

[This name is really accurate, Liu Guangzu, it makes the Liu family's ancestors lose face. ]

The inner guard's lips began to tremble. He didn't dare to move. He really didn't dare to move.

If he opened his mouth now, what would come out of his mouth would definitely be a crazy laugh.

Liu Guangzu looked up at the inner guard with a distorted face.

"Also, the toilet in the school exploded, and my father actually beat me up. What did the explosion of the toilet have to do with me? I think he was just venting his anger on me because his business was not going well."

"Your Majesty has issued an order not to abuse children, but he just beat me when he was angry."

The guard tried hard to calm the laughter that was surging in his heart. He really couldn't hold it any longer. This toilet exploded, and according to convention, it was probably because of Liu Guangzu.

[How could ancient toilets explode? No one threw firecrackers into toilets. Besides, toilets usually explode because of poor air circulation. But ancient toilets were all open-air, so it shouldn’t have happened!]

Princess Wuyang's scalp tightened. The toilet really exploded. The toilet in the palace...

Although there has never been a toilet explosion in the palace, after this incident, she will remind her father to renovate the toilets in the palace when she returns.

Otherwise, the toilet would really explode, and a bunch of royal nobles would be covered in gold, just think about it...

[The toilet exploded because of Liu Guangzu. In order to check whether students studied hard at night, the school would check how much lamp oil was left. In order to pretend to be studious, Liu Guangzu poured his own lamp oil into the toilet. Over the years, there was a lot of lamp oil in the toilet.]

【Coupled with the methane produced by fermentation, after a student accidentally dropped an oil lamp into the toilet, "bang!" gold fell from the sky. The stench spread throughout Changlu County that day. Students and teachers vomited everywhere in the school, and even the school dog was no exception.】

[Under normal circumstances, the toilet won't explode, but you can't be sure if someone manually fills it up!!! This kid deserves the beating. ]

“Hahahahahahaha…” Neiwei finally couldn’t help it and laughed wildly.

"You...you...you are such a talented person!"

After saying this, he burst into laughter crazily and couldn't say anything more.