Mind reading, the emperor saw my fist hard

Chapter 231: Even Dogs Won’t Eat Sweet Tofu Brain

When Xu Jinyu woke up the next day, not only was his voice hoarse, but his arms were also so painful that he couldn't even lift them.

Xu Jinyu touched his sore arm and wondered, "Why does my arm hurt so much? I went to the annual banquet, why does my arm hurt?"

Nanny He, who was very busy with the Women's Technical College, took a break from her busy schedule to reply to Xu Jinyu: "Princess, you were drunk yesterday. Do you still remember?"

Xu Jinyu shook her head and quickly asked Nanny He: "I was drunk, didn't I do anything excessive?"

Nanny He was stunned for a moment before answering, "You beat the drum for an hour. I don't know if that's excessive."

Xu Jinyu pointed at her nose in disbelief.

"I!"

"Drumming at the annual feast!"

Nanny He and all the maids in the room nodded in unison.

"What else did I do?"

Nanny He recalled and said, "I didn't do anything else except teaching the palace maids to dance, and I also taught the civil and military officials to dance."

"Really?"

Xu Jinyu asked excitedly.

[I said I was still somewhat useful. How could a mere dance be difficult for a college student? I just don’t know what kind of dance I was teaching you.]

Then Xu Jinyu saw the expressions of Nanny He and the maids who seemed to be hesitant to speak, so she asked carefully,

"What kind of dance do I teach you? Folk dance?"

Nanny He shook her head.

"Classical dance?"

Nanny He continued to shake her head.

If it's not these two, then what else could it be? It can't be a duet or tango.

Xu Jinyu swallowed his saliva and prayed that he would not teach too far ahead of time.

“Is that a tango?”

Nanny He shook her head: "Lord Wei said it's called the Northern Shaanxi Yangge."

"what!"

Xu Jinyu dove into the quilt.

[Let me die! I have no face to live! ]

[I think I didn’t do anything else. If I did, I would be too embarrassed to see anyone. Why am I drinking? What’s so good about that crappy wine?]

[It's all the emperor's fault. Why put wine on my table? Didn't he know I was a minor? It's illegal for minors to drink.]

The prince's breathing stagnated as he walked into the princess's mansion.

It doesn't make sense for a drunk person to blame the person who sells alcohol.

The prince came to give Xu Jinyu a reward, but he didn't expect that the first sentence he heard when he entered the door was this.

However, the prince raised his mouth and said, "You also took off the pants of a palace maid."

Xu Jinyu arched his back and crawled into the quilt, pretending to be dead!

【Ah ah ah ah ah! ! ! ! 】

[Drinking alcohol is harmful! Why do I drink alcohol? It’s all because the fruit wine tastes so good. ]

The prince's mouth twitched slightly, and he blamed the wine again.

[By the way, how is that palace maid? In ancient times, the separation between men and women was so strict. Is the palace maid okay? ]

[The maid is dead! Ahhh! It's all my fault. ]

Xu Jinyu collapsed and scratched his head.

The next moment, I saw something different in the system.

[Hey, it's not because I took off her pants. I didn't take off the maid's pants at all. She's not stupid. It's the prince who is trying to scare me.]

Xu Jinyu glared at the prince through a door.

[He is still the prince, why are you trying to scare me? ]

What?

Of course, it was to let Xu Jinyu experience how he felt last night.

Xu Jinyu turned the happy annual banquet into a chaos.

Because Xu Jinyu took the lead, most of the court officials got drunk, and his father-in-law hugged his thighs and cried.

The Minister of Works hugged the Minister of Revenue and cried, because every time the Ministry of Works asked for money, the Ministry of Revenue was stuck.

When the Minister of War saw that the Minister of Works was crying, he couldn't fall behind, so he hugged the Minister of Revenue's other thigh and cried. His only theme was that he wanted money, big money.

The poor Minister of Revenue did not drink any alcohol and was extremely sober. He looked at the Minister of Works with a distorted face, crying, and the Minister of War wiping his snot on him.

There were also a few drunk officials who came to talk to the prince, and they didn't feel like they were being killed by the heroine.

Emperor Xuan was criticized by the Minister of Rites on his left side by grabbing his sleeve, and was demanded by the Minister of Personnel on his right side by grabbing someone.

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Anyway, all kinds of weird things happened. The poor prince didn't sleep all night to accommodate these drunk officials. Just as he was about to go to bed, his father sent him to deliver a calendar to Xu Jinyu.

The prince outside found a chair for himself to sit down leisurely, picked up the tea on the table and took a sip, then said slowly: "Xu Jinyu, I'm ordered to give you a New Year gift, do you want one?"

"want!"

After a while, Xu Jinyu with messy hair rushed out of the room.

Then he saw ten eunuchs carrying a huge object, and Xu Jinyu's eyes widened with excitement.

[The emperor is surprisingly generous. The annual gift is so huge. What is it this time? Gold? Silver? Gems...]

【The emperor is such a good man! 】

The prince, sitting on the chair, had a smile on his face. This gift would definitely surprise Xu Jinyu.

The eunuchs saw Xu Jinyu coming and put down what they were holding.

"Boom!"

[It's so heavy, how much is it this time? 】

The eunuchs moved aside, and Xu Jinyu saw a huge red drum covered with white cowhide.

[No! Is the emperor ill? Give me a drum.]

Eunuch Liu came out from behind the eunuchs and said to Xu Jinyu with a smile: "Master Xu, why don't you come and thank me? This drum is the largest one in Daqian Palace."

[So why did the emperor give me a drum? ]

The prince came out after drinking a cup of tea and said, "You played the drum so enthusiastically last night. You must really like playing the drum. So the emperor replaced the gold and silver that he was going to reward you with this big drum. How about the emperor treating you well!"

“Good... or bad? That’s a good question.”

Xu Jinyu's voice trembled.

[Drinking has ruined me! I don’t want to drink anymore! ]

Don’t be too sad about Xu Jinyu’s screams.

Zi Shuyan couldn't suppress the smile.

Live it!

[Should I tell the emperor that the maid committed suicide not because she failed to frame someone, but because she thought her identity was exposed?]

[This palace maid is a spy from Dai Viet.]

The corners of Zi Shuyan's mouth suddenly drooped.

The identity of this palace maid is different!

[Wei An's explosives have not yet been made, but they have already attracted the covetousness of the State of Yue. ]

Zi Shuyan's face turned cold. Xu Jinyu and Wei An had only mentioned explosives in his East Palace, which proved that there was something wrong with the palace maids and eunuchs in the East Palace.

I just don’t know how to do these exercises.

Zi Shuyan raised his eyelids and had an idea: "Not only your drum, but the emperor also gave Wei An a pair of gongs and asked him to beat them for an hour every day."

Xu Jinyu moved the corners of his mouth but didn't smile.

[Ahhh~~~Wei An was tricked by me. I don’t know if Wei An still recognizes me as a friend. ]

[But I saved Wei An once, so we are even. If I hadn't saved Wei An from being molested, Wei An would have been charged with the crime of defiling the harem. When the princess of Dai Viet begged for mercy, Wei An would have to marry the maid.]

[At that time, no matter if they try to get the secret recipe of explosives or cement from Wei An, if they fail, they can kidnap Wei An. In this way, Da Yue will at least get the secret recipe of cement.]

[Cement is a good thing when used in dams and city walls.]

Listening to Xu Jinyu's thoughts, Zi Shuyan's eyes flickered. As a princess of Dai Yue, the only one who could plead for Wei An was her father's Concubine Yue.

It seems that all the people in Daqian have united for these secret recipes.

That·······

Zi Shuyan said goodbye to Xu Jinyu directly.

Xu Jinyu was still immersed in the system. When he heard Zishuyan say goodbye, he replied without even looking up, "How about we have a meal before going back?"

Zi Shuyan put his raised foot down again. The food in the Princess Mansion of Xu Jinyu was famous for its deliciousness because Xu Jinyu personally taught it.

"What kind of food?"

“Steamed buns with tofu pudding.”

Zi Shuyan raised his eyebrows and said seriously, "Sweet or salty."

"Of course it's salty. How can a northerner like me eat sweet food? Dogs won't even eat sweet tofu brain!"

Zi Shuyan narrowed his eyes dangerously: "You said I was a dog."

Xu Jinyu's eyes widened: "Zishuyan, you traitor! You are from the north."