eurekapd Chapter 218: Mr. Gu was forced to revise his manuscript
Chapter 218: Mr. Gu was forced to revise his manuscript
"It better be this way!"
【This old man is not a good person! 】
[She wrote the heroines of her stories beautifully, but the endings were not very good. What he loved most was the readers beating their chests and crying after reading her stories.]
[The sadder others are, the happier he is, and he tortures his readers to death.]
[It would be even better if I could discuss the plot with the readers. ]
[It's a pity that he was so successful in pretending to be old-fashioned that no one dared to discuss erotic stories with him.]
This time, two slaps were placed on Lord Gu’s shoulders.
"you do this delibrately!"
Lord Gu was in such a state that he wanted to cry but had no tears.
I originally thought that Lord Xu wouldn't notice such a small thing.
[No! I am off topic. I am here to see why Lord Gu impeached me. Is it because he cannot see the suffering of those poor women, or is it because he simply dislikes us princesses?]
Lord Gu shook his head frantically.
Mr. Xu! Don't fire the cannon.
[Oh, one of his tribe members’ daughter-in-law deposited all her dowry directly into the women’s bank. That tribe member found him, and that’s why he came to impeach me.]
Yes, that's right. How could I impeach someone for no reason?
Lord Gu looked at Xu Jinyu with gratitude. This woman is really not good at banking.
The wife of that tribe member is so greedy for money that she would rather starve than spend her dowry. This woman is really unreasonable.
That's why this happened this morning.
[But his tribesmen didn't tell him that the wives of his tribesmen deposited their dowries in the bank simply because they didn't want to help his tribesmen raise concubines.]
[A man sleeps with a concubine, and bears children for a man. But the concubine still makes him angry every now and then. Why does the wife spend money to suffer? ]
[You can ask your wife to pay for it, but the concubine will listen to the wife's arrangement. She will not chase the chickens when she is told to beat the dogs, and will never go north when she is told to go south.]
this·····
This was a good idea. An official whose daughter was persecuted by his concubine had an idea and went to look for his daughter after court.
And once again, Lord Gu's face turned red.
He was deceived by his tribesman, and he would go find that tribesman after the court session.
Lord Gu remained silent, and many officials followed him to impeach Xu Jinyu and his group of women's bank.
"I impeach Princess Tai'an..."
[This person really looks down on women. He thinks it’s best for women to have no money at all, so that they can be firmly under his control.]
[Not to mention his wife and children, even his own mother has to say nice things to him when she wants to spend some money, being humble and submissive, this is the real unfilial behavior.]
[Since you can’t be an emperor in the officialdom, do you want to be a local emperor in your own home? ]
Emperor Xuan glanced at the official coldly, thinking that he was not worthy of being an official if he behaved like this.
The official retreated pale in defeat.
"I impeach..."
[This old man thinks women are short-sighted and easily deceived. He himself was deceived, but he still thinks women are easily deceived.]
[Hahaha... Those women who specialize in cheating people have a rule: if one day they are really short of money, they will go and cheat this old man. As long as they cry a few times and complain a few words, they will get money.]
[They also have an agreement among themselves that unless it is a critical moment, they are not allowed to cheat this old man of his money.]
【They understand sustainable development. 】
The official who impeached Xu Jinyu wanted to disappear on the spot. His face flushed as he defended himself, "I'm not easy to deceive. I just felt that they worked hard to put on a show, so I just watched it as a show."
This is the reason...
The officials expressed their admiration.
that is·····
"Where do those women usually go? I want to see a show recently."
"I impeach..."
【This official...】
The official's back stiffened, and he immediately changed the subject: "I am not impeaching Lord Xu. I sincerely think that this women's bank is a boon to women."
"Women have a hard time making a living, and this women's bank is a blessing for them. When I go home, I encourage the women in my family to deposit their money into this women's bank."
Seeing the tragic end of the officials who impeached Xu Jinyu, many officials touched the petitions in their sleeves and backed off, deciding not to impeach her. After all, the woman's bank was just a small one and it wouldn't have much impact.
It’s better than being exposed by Lord Xu.
Just like the official who was stingy even to his own mother, the worst that could happen this time was a demotory rank.
And Lord Gu, the news that he was just a dream has been revealed, so you must be careful when going out in the future, or you might be put in a sack.
When the court was dismissed that day, the three princesses including Xu Jinyu walked out of the court in a carefree manner, but Lord Gu was different.
He looked around all the way, walked out of the palace, got on the carriage, and wanted to escape.
Unfortunately, a burly figure appeared in front of Lord Gu.
"Master Gu, please change Mei Niang's ending for me."
Mr. Gu: What are you changing? How can the sales of my book still be good if you change it?
Then the burly figure raised his fist, and Lord Gu shrank his neck and said, "Change it. Can't I change it?"
Then a second figure appeared in front of Mr. Gu's carriage.
"Master Gu, please change Xue Niang's ending as well."
Looking at the young official in civil service uniform in front of him, Lord Gu felt that he was ready again.
"Why change it? That ending is the best ending for Xue Niang. It will be bad if you change it."
But the young official said quietly: "Master Gu, I have to attend a banquet soon. If I drink too much by accident and say that life is just a dream..."
This time, Mr. Gu really wanted to cry. This was his painstaking work, his hard work, his youth.
But if he doesn't change it, he will really be beaten to death by those angry readers.
"Change it, I'll change it!"
Then a third figure appeared.
This was his superior, and Lord Gu saluted respectfully.
"Ahem...um...give Ruo Ruo a good ending!"
Lord Gu watched his superior say these words and then run away as if there was a wolf chasing him.
"Hey!"
Change it. It’s your superior’s request, so you must change it.
"Snapped!"
Lord Gu slapped himself in the face. He could already imagine how miserable his future life would be.
“Hehehe… Lord Gu, I want a heroine who looks pure but dares to love and hate in her heart.”
Yes! This is a custom requirement.
"Lord Gu..."
"Lord Gu..."
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Lord Gu wants to die!