Mind reading, the emperor saw my fist hard

Chapter 175 Xu Jinyu didn’t do anything, he was just curious for a moment.

"So it was you who farted!"

Everyone looked at Liu Wen with increasingly ferocious eyes.

In recent years, not long after each morning court session began, everyone would be immersed in a foul smell, the smell was enough to make people feel alert and want to vomit.

Make sure everyone is fully alert and ready to go to court.

They could even vomit up the food they had last night, but they couldn't lose their composure in the court room, so they could only grit their teeth and bear it.

Unfortunately, the culprit could not be found.

Because Wu Wenneng was sloppy, untidy, and had a smell on his body, he was beaten privately by his colleagues many times and was also bullied by his superiors many times.

He obviously has decent abilities, but he cannot be promoted because his bad odor can only harm the officials below him.

If he gets promoted, it will bring trouble to the important officials of the court, and his superiors don't want to be blamed by them.

Wu Wenneng trembled all over: His innocence is back!

Feeling everyone's anger, Liu Wen rushed towards the palace gate without looking back.

"Liu Wen, I'm going to beat you to death!"

Wu Wenneng rushed towards Liu Wen first. As a victim, Wu Wenneng was full of grievances.

There were many officials who had been attacked by Liu Wen's arrogance, and they all rushed towards Liu Wen.

“That’s all…”

Everyone went to beat Liu Wen. Cui Wenxiang, Shaoqing of the Guanglu Temple, looked at Wu Wenneng who was running particularly happily with trembling hands.

As a young master from an official family, he - Cui Wenxiang was disliked by his wife and mother many times because of lice.

She even wouldn't let him hug her sweet and soft daughter, for fear that he would infect her with lice.

Wash with vinegar, wash with salt, change all the clothes, the only thing left is poisoning your head.

I have tried countless ways, but I can't get rid of this lice.

Now it turns out that it wasn't my problem, but that I was infected by my colleagues.

Thinking back to the countless times when he and Wu Wen had sat face to face at work, after court, the two of them would often go out to play together, and they would often hang out arm in arm.

At this moment, Cui Wenxiang felt that Wu Wenneng had not been beaten enough, so he wanted to continue beating Wu Wenneng.

"Wu Wenneng! I'm going to beat you to death!"

Cui Wenxiang also rushed towards Wu Wenneng.

Those who were fighting and those who were watching the excitement rushed towards the palace gate happily.

When Xu Jinyu looked up, he saw that there were not many people around.

"Where has everyone gone?"

"Ahem... a fight broke out. The guy who gave you the carrot was caught farting secretly in the room!"

Wei An answered while holding back his laughter.

"How can he fart in the palace? It's so immoral. Let's go and condemn him." Xu Jinyu's eyes sparkled.

"Waiting for you."

Wei An's speech was equally brilliant.

The time for the morning court session was approaching, and the guards in front of the palace gate were waiting in high spirits for the officials to attend the court session.

The next moment, an official staggered out of the darkness in front of him and stretched out his hands to the guards: "Help...Help..."

The next moment, I was pulled back into darkness.

The guards' scalps tightened.

Someone killed court officials in front of the palace gate, or someone attacked the palace gate, or there were rebels, but the capital city has been calm these days!

Regardless of what he thought, the guard shouted coldly: "Close the palace gates and be on guard."

"Crunch, crunch"

Large bows with fully drawn bowstrings were pointed at the darkness.

During the early morning hours in winter, the vision is not particularly clear.

The guards in front of the palace gate looked ahead with tension all over their bodies.

Suddenly, a guard said uncertainly: "It doesn't seem like anything big happened. It's just the officials who were attending the court fighting."

fight?

Another guard pricked up his ears to listen.

The screams coming from the darkness were not particularly miserable, and as time passed, the screams showed signs of getting louder and louder.

Along with the screams came passionate curses.

"I'll make you fart! I'll make you fart!"

"Tomorrow I will change my breakfast to soybeans, let's see who will stink out more!"

"I'll ask the doctor to prescribe some laxatives so that you, you bastard, will stink to death tomorrow!"

Upon hearing this, everyone immediately stood ten feet away from this gentleman.

Injuring 800 enemies and losing 1,000 of our own money shouldn't be possible!

"I know I was wrong, I know I was wrong!"

"Wu Wenneng, I've complained to you so many times about lice, but you never told me that you have lice too."

"I'm a man, and I just have lice. How can it be a big deal? It's just a small matter."

"Little section, I'll let you be little section."

Liu Wen was filled with grief and indignation. If he had known, he would not have passed the carrot to Xu Jinyu. He struggled out of the afterimage of the fist and said, "Master Xu, you..."

Then he was pressed down by a slap.

[Come on! Come on! Farting in the current dynasty is too immoral, and you should be beaten! ]

[And the one with lice was even more immoral. He infected more than a dozen people, and after they cleaned themselves up, they got infected again, and the cycle went on and on.]

Xu Jinyu's inner voice pierced through the darkness and reached the ears of the guards.

The guards tightened their fingers and the corners of their mouths twitched involuntarily.

Just because of Lord Xu's excitement, there is no need to worry about attacks on the palace gates or rebels.

It was obvious that the officials started fighting under the instigation of Lord Xu.

The leader of the guards waved his hand and asked the guards to put away their weapons.

He ordered calmly: "Keep watch over the palace gate, I will report to His Majesty."

Then·····

Half an hour later,

"Your Majesty has decreed that Liu Wen will be fined one year's salary, Wu Wenneng will be fined one year's salary, and the rest will be fined one month's salary..."

All the officials in the court knelt on the ground and accepted the punishment obediently. After all, fighting in front of the palace gate was not a trivial matter.

Emperor Xuan looked at his important officials in the court, and a sense of absurdity surged in his heart.

This is his right-hand man. Look at the Minister of Justice. He was so excited that he lost one of his shoes.

The Minister of Revenue's crown was lost, and Prime Minister An was punched in the eye by someone, so now he can't open one of his eyes.

What does it matter to these first and second rank officials if a fifth or sixth rank official farts? They fight with great passion.

Even the military generals have been taken advantage of, so there is no need to worry about going too hard and causing problems for those scholars.

[He was happy. He was actually happy! ]

All the officials looked up suddenly: Who was happy? What was he happy about? Who did something in public?

[The emperor was fined so much silver, he felt very happy, he thought if we were to be poor, everyone should be poor together, why should he be the only one to be poor. 】

Emperor Xuan's face turned red.

At this moment, all the civil and military officials looked at Emperor Xuan with a bit of speechlessness in their eyes.

How much silver can the officials in the court receive in total? Your Majesty has really learned bad things from Lord Xu.

Emperor Xuan gritted his teeth and pretended not to see everyone's looks.

[Also, I was just a spectator. Why should spectators be fined silver? I didn’t participate in the fight.]

Emperor Xuan is grinding his teeth faster, and you are just watching.

You were the one who instigated today's fight.

If you keep pushing me, I'll deduct one year's salary from you.

Then he glanced at Xu Jinyu below. Xu Jinyu was kneeling there obediently, but his mental activities were exceptionally active.

From the outside, it looks absolutely well-behaved. Emperor Xuan said he would let you go this time.

But he still felt uncomfortable, and Emperor Xuan pointed at the officials in the court room and said, "You are not young people. You can fight over a fart."

"What can you do for the country? Go back and reflect on your mistakes. Submit a memorial to me tomorrow."

Xu Jinyu and Wei An looked at each other, their eyes filled with familiar fear.

[Ahhh, how did the emperor learn from the counselor and ask us to write a self-criticism? No! ]

[I don’t want to write a self-review. In the future, I won’t be able to write a travelogue when I see a beautiful scenery, or write a review when I eat something delicious...]

Xu Jinyu and Wei An were trembling.

"cough·····"

Emperor Xuan coughed lightly. Did this mean he had found Xu Jinyu's weakness?

If Xu Jinyu makes someone angry again, ask her to write a memorial.

"From now on, you are not allowed to fart or eat food that can cause bloating when you attend court."

Emperor Xuan gave a direct result to today's events.

As soon as Emperor Xuan finished speaking, Xu Jinyu's inner voice began again, and his voice was full of disbelief.

[What bullshit are you talking about! Farting is a physiological need of human beings. Scientific research shows that a healthy person farts at least 10-15 times a day.]

Xu Jinyu was muttering indignantly there.

Liu Wenxin whispered in agreement: "See! Mr. Xu said farting is normal."

An official nearby couldn't help himself and slapped Liu Wen on the head.

"Farting is normal. You fart like you're breathing gas, and it never stops. That's normal. And it stinks like a rotten carrot."

Liu Wen remained silent.

I do fart quite frequently.