Chapter 532 Old Master Wei makes a comeback!
Chapter 532 Old Master Wei makes a comeback!
Grandma ignored the man's shouts and continued waving the red flag, directing the crowd. As mentioned before, with this kind of strenuous physical work, stopping abruptly without any buffer could really be fatal!
However, this one action angered the shouting deputy director.
As if feeling his authority had been challenged, the man rushed towards Grandma Jiang.
While rushing, he stretched out his arm, pointed at his grandmother, and continued to output:
"Grandma Jiang! Can't you hear what I'm saying! This is disorganized and undisciplined; is this something you're capable of doing?!"
"How many times have I told you unruly people! This matter requires the unified command of the commune!"
"Stop right now! Or I'll have to take action..."
Before he could finish speaking, the deputy director felt a dark shadow flash past the corner of his eye.
At the same time, a sharp shout rang out: "Stop!"
Then a strong gust of wind came, "crack..."
The deputy director screamed and knelt down, but before he could finish his cry, Old Wang, with his cold face, kicked him in the chest again.
The deputy director was kicked away by him and slid a long way like a "rolling baby cow" until he crashed into the still "vomiting" Little Steel Cannon before he stopped.
Old Wang was also annoyed. Seeing that the deputy director was so disrespectful to Grandma Jiang, whom he respected, he became a bit ruthless.
The deputy director's legs were almost up to his shoulders...
"Hehe..." The deputy director tried to get up, but found his own elbow right next to his elbow. His eyes rolled back and he fell asleep immediately.
"Humph!"
Old Wang's eyes flashed with a fierce light as he looked at the little old man getting off the train, then he quickly moved closer to him.
The old man was quick-witted; he bent his knees and made a kneeling gesture.
"Young master, young master, it's me, Old Wei! I'm one of your men! I'm with you, please have mercy, please have mercy..."
"Oh, Uncle Wei, I don't deserve that title. You're not family, and I can't accept such a generous gift. But, since it's the New Year, here's a return gift for you..."
Jiang Xia watched Old Man Wei's performance with a cold eye, a mocking expression on his face. He casually tossed out a small bill.
Ha, this old man Wei is still using the same old trick, his knees are way off the ground! Hey, today I'll see how long you can last!
"Uncle Wei, tell me, why are you everywhere? Did you bring this thing here too?"
Upon hearing Jiang Xia speak, Old Wang paused his actions. He simply stood in front of Old Wei, effectively blocking Jiang Xia from view.
However, Old Wang, with his "King of Hell's Smile" face, was not so easy to deal with. His murderous aura made Old Man Wei tremble.
Finally, unable to bear the soreness in my legs any longer, I plopped down on my bottom. As I sat down, I surprisingly managed to stretch my legs out quite nimbly.
The movements are very similar to the "Alliance Political Commissar Dance" you've seen.
After rolling his eyes, Old Man Wei simply lay down and crawled forward a couple of steps, ignoring the muddy ground. He first collected the small bills Jiang Xia had thrown at him, then shouted loudly, "Thank you, young master, for the reward!"
Hey, damn it, even in this situation, this reckless guy still doesn't forget to dig a pit for Jiang Xia?
Jiang Xia was so angry she wanted to grind her teeth. She took two steps forward, intending to teach him a lesson. But instead, she bumped into Old Wang's solid back.
"What?"
"Step back a bit, this old man is not simple!"
Jiangxia readily agreed, taking a few steps back and glancing sideways at Old Man Wei across Old Wang.
Old Man Wei didn't even raise his head, but kept making a gesture of worship, stretching his arms forward with his palms facing up, holding the banknotes that Jiang Xia had thrown out.
Hey, this pose looks familiar.
Oh, isn't this the way the Siamese people bow to their king? Where did this old man Wei learn that from?
Jiang Xia, oblivious to the seriousness of the situation, was clueless. Old Wang only instinctively felt something was wrong and was about to go forward to check when a commotion erupted around him.
"Oh dear! Dad, you're lying on the floor?"
"What's wrong, Dad? There's no poop on the ground! What are you going to eat if you crawl over there?"
"Hey! Dad, you really are a master thief, you can even find money on the ground?"
Jiang Xia turned around and stared blankly as the "village guardian" ran towards them, shouting and yelling.
"Father?" Jiang Xia looked at the village guard and then at Old Man Wei crawling on the ground.
"Oh! I get it! Dad, are you acting like a turtle crawling for the young master? Looks like you did a good job, the young master even gave you a reward!"
As he spoke, the "village guardian" squatted down and grabbed the small bills from Old Man Wei's hand. After getting the bills, he ran far away.
Old Wei felt his hands suddenly go empty, and he was so angry that he sat up and wanted to curse, but the "village guardian" had already run onto the path.
He turned around and continued speaking to Old Man Wei:
"Dad, if the young master gave it to you, then give it to me! Didn't you tell me to crawl under the hammer? If I do, you'll give me the money!"
"I drilled it!"
"what!"
Grandma Jiang and the other pillars who arrived at the scene glared angrily at Old Man Wei after hearing what the "village guardian" had to say.
Sizhu leaned out, pointing at Old Man Wei and cursing, "So that's why that idiot kept going down the ram! It was all your idea, you son of a bitch! If it weren't for the kind-hearted Ancestor who told me to watch him, you son of a bitch..."
Damn, that wasn't enough. Sizhu stepped forward, wanting to kick him.
Halfway there, they heard the "village guardian" shouting again: "Hey, brother-in-law, uncle, you're here too! Did Dad tell you to crawl under the ramming hammer?"
Hmm? There are others? Are they lying in ambush on the path?
Everyone looked toward the location of the "village guardian".
Then the "village guardian" slapped his thighs, looking annoyed: "Oh dear, you're too late! They've all stopped! Now you won't get hit and won't get the small change Dad gave you..."
"Shut up! Who's your uncle! You motherless bastard!"
Several burly men emerged from the bushes. The leader, looking displeased, raised his leg and kicked the "village guard."
The simple-minded "village guardian" turned around and ran back up the mountain.
As he ran, he shouted, "To find the dragon's lair, first look at the contours of the mountains and rivers. The dragon is the mountain range, winding and undulating, as if a living creature is moving. Observe its momentum; it must have a leaping and bounding posture..."
"You bastard! What are you yelling about! This is feudal dross!"
Hearing the "village guardian" shout, Old Man Wei forgot about pretending to be dead on the ground, and with a burst of strength, he stood up.
"Quick! Go and grab him! Don't let his babbling offend our ears!"
Seeing that the burly men hadn't reacted yet, Old Man Wei stomped his foot and pulled out a cane from his cotton-padded coat, pointing it forcefully in the direction the "village guards" had fled.
If he knew something like the "Six-Sided Divine Sword," he probably would have already poked several holes in the "village guardian."
"Go quickly!"
"oh oh……"
The burly men realized what was happening, and with a flick of their cotton-padded coats, they were about to chase after the "village guardian."
"Snapped……"
The crisp sound of the Mauser pistol echoed through the mountains...
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