Classic Villain Rescue Station

Chapter 530 The tacit understanding between Lingshan's "uncles and nephews"

The boy was being distracted by her coquettish temper, and nodded repeatedly.Xiao Jiali suddenly smiled slyly, and continued: "So Luo, let's discuss it carefully next time, let's go to Yanzhong Mountain to get together first!" Before she finished speaking, her final voice was already thousands of miles away.

The young man secretly yelled "Oops", before he had time to say hello to Brother Diao, a gust of black wind followed the golden-green smoke towards the west.

This pair of enemies came and went in a hurry, watching them go for a while, when Brother Diao turned his head, he saw Luo Wei's strange eyes.

This guy's words almost made him explode on the spot: "Then Jiaojiao is the Peacock Princess, you bastard, you don't even let your niece go."

Probably because of the share of love with Luo Wei, or because Tathagata's old man's arm couldn't reach here, he relaxed a little, so he almost hopped and scolded: "What the hell did I do? Not only did I have such a stupid brother like you, but I also gave birth to such a stupid son in the early years. Retribution, what a retribution!"

In his narration, an unknown secret in Journey to the West is being revealed.

If you go to the Internet to check the information of the three kings of Shituoling in "Journey to the West", the blue lion and white elephant may have some ambiguities with the previous plot, but it is a bit wrong to refer to the green-haired lion monster and the yellow-toothed old elephant. None, but this third child is very strange.

First of all, the blue lion and the white elephant are just the mounts of two Bodhisattvas. Which is more important, the two mounts and a Tathagata uncle?Considering their identities, the two of them are not worthy of the top two positions in the ranking of the Big Three. Even if they are ranked according to their abilities, judging from the results of the VS learning team, they are not qualified at all.

Secondly, the species of the golden-winged roc eagle is also very problematic. The raptors belonging to the sky overlord, there are several seemingly similar species, the small one is called the falcon, the medium-sized one is called the eagle, and the large one is called the eagle. Peng.

There is a saying in Zhuang Zhou's "Xiaoyaoyou": There is a fish in the north, and its name is Kun, which is so big that it cannot be stewed in a pot; when it turns into a bird, its name is Peng, and the Peng is so big that it needs two grills. Secret recipe, a little spicy!

Ah bah, it should be: There is a fish in the dark north, and its name is Kun.The Kun is so big, I don't know how many thousands of miles away it is.It turns into a bird, its name is Peng.Peng's back, I don't know how many thousands of miles away it is, and it flies away in anger, its wings are like clouds hanging from the sky.

In short, in the common knowledge, Peng evolved from Kun, and it is only a mythical thing in legends.

The old man Tathagata said it well: "When the chaos first opened, the heaven and the earth merged and merged, and all things were born. The phoenix is ​​the growth of the bird, and the phoenix has the spirit of mutual union, giving birth to peacocks and rocs." It can be seen that Luo Wei has always been a bird brother and a bird brother. Calling others is actually calling them cheap. If you want to recognize a brother, you have to call "Brother Peng".

In fact, the full name of Brother Diao should be Yuncheng Wanlipeng. Not only is it not Diao, but even the so-called Golden Wing is just a name given to him based on his appearance, which is equivalent to a nickname, just like calling someone "Xiaohong Mao" and "bald and strong" are reasonable things.And the three kings who really caused trouble in Shituoling on the Westward Journey are actually the son of Brother Diao whom we met earlier, and I don't know what race he is related to. Anyway, Peng, who is doing well, gave birth to a son of Diao.

This makes sense, before the Tathagata failed to secure the throne of the Buddha, he was on the same level as Ran Deng, Maitreya, Manjusri, Avalokitesvara, Samantabhadra, and Ksitigarbha in terms of identity.Due to his innate dislike of seeing the so-called "Buddha's mother", brother Diao, an uncle who is comparable to the Buddha's mother, can at most save face, so Brother Diao's son is naturally comparable to the so-called first-class status of the mount.

Besides, in Journey to the West, the so-called golden-winged roc eagle behaved similarly to a half-cut performance. Monkey Sun also had a similar situation. When he was in trouble in the heavenly palace and he was on the way to learn scriptures, his combat effectiveness was simply collapsed. The saying of wild monkeys and house monkeys under a curse is rounded up.

So what should the golden-winged roc eagle say? The three bodyguards of Journey to the West VS the three demons of Shituoling. Everyone knows the monkey's speed, but in the end, it was overtaken by the golden-winged roc eagle and captured.Later, when the monkey called again, Dapeng never caught him again, but there must have been a monkey in it who suffered a loss once, and had a reason to take precautions in advance.Later, Lingshan sent two masters, Manjusri and Puxian, to take back the green lion and white elephant, so that Dapeng was isolated and helpless. As a result, they went directly to Lingshan to make a big fuss. They came to a 1VS500 game, and came to a game with five hundred arhats. I don’t know if it’s true It's still a fake war, anyway, the five hundred arhats couldn't do anything to win them.

Some people would say that five hundred arhats definitely didn't dare to fight when they met this special master, even if the scene was intense and lively.The problem is that if you don't dare to fight, where is the quantity? If you don't dare to fight, can't you trap people?As a result, the output of the 500 people working hard to baha is not as good as the old man's mouthful. Is this a collective praise, showing the ability of the Tathagata, or is it showing the collective waste of Lingshan?

It’s actually quite interesting to think about this paragraph in detail. Tathagata is counted as the first echelon, Randeng, Maitreya, and the Four Great Bodhisattvas are counted as the second echelon, and Arhats are counted as the younger brothers of the third echelon.

Manjusri and Puxian led his mount away, and he didn't pay attention to the Golden Winged Penguin at all. With the later five hundred arhats as a foil, the height of the second echelon was reflected.What's more, Dapeng is only the third child in name, and the two of them even took care of the eldest child and the second child, and they have already shown off their abilities.

Five hundred arhats shot together, but there was nothing they could do with the third child. Under the comparison of Tathagata's words, it directly set off the extraordinary and refined Boss of the first echelon. Manjushri Samantabhadra was just in the middle, Without losing face, he took advantage of the situation to set up the boss.

The most difficult thing at this moment is the old man himself. He can neither step on the second echelon too hard, nor can he appear to be too incompetent for the supporters of the third echelon. Tall, otherwise his subordinates would be too incompetent, where would he put his own face, and even the face of the entire Lingshan Mountain?

Afterwards, the sequelae also came. My uncle's powerful sign was erected high, so what about the grandson monkey who seemed to be almost on par with his uncle? Victory, this is the officially certified ceiling of combat effectiveness!The problem is that there are not a few people who are comparable to monkeys.

Not to mention a few Bodhisattvas, Buddhas, and Taoist masters, there are at least four other recognized ones. The first one is the six-eared macaque. Needless to say; the second is the Bull Demon King, who also has 72 changes, and his force value is not much different from that of monkeys, and he also has various magic weapons; Negative, even the ability to change is one more than him; the last, and the most powerful one, is the nine-headed lion. , so that he could only stare blankly.

You said that the monkey counts as a fight, but what about other things? Do you win a fight?

Of course, these are just jokes, and the story Brother Diao told is actually very simple. He is a rebellious middle school son. a catastrophe.Fortunately, her niece, the peacock princess Kong Jiao, can still care about her family affection. Although she is full of brother Yu, she didn't watch her cousin die. She notified her uncle in time, so when she confronted Sun Houzi for the last time, she really The three kings, the Golden Winged Eagle, have been replaced by his father, the Golden Winged Dapeng.

It's all about this, Brother Diao can't just admit defeat, he said to Sun Houzi: "Let's go quickly, walk slowly and don't send it away!" He had no choice but to withdraw in the direction of Lingshan while fighting.At that time, even though Tathagata had already been promoted to No. 1 in Lingshan, he was still not secure. It just so happened that Brother Diao took the opportunity to help him build a reputation.So, it's not that Five Hundred Arhats didn't dare to fight, but that they really can't beat this one.Of course, because of intruding into other people's stronghold, the arhats also had some reasons for being wary.

Afterwards, as you can see, the deal between uncle and nephew was concluded without any prior communication. Brother Diao let the whole Lingshan see the power of Tathagata, and completely established his dominance. Tathagata also "expressed himself" Gently exposed the crimes committed by the "brother", and picked him up cleanly. Unexpectedly, in order to cover up the incompetence of the "trash" brothers, he had to lift up the "uncle".This is actually what Brother Diao needs. After all, the code of ethics is often placed there. Tathagata can attack the "cousin", but he never dares to touch the "elder".

Hearing this, Luo Wei seemed to realize something: "Dare to Journey to the West is not only based on the original work, it can also be integrated with TV dramas."

Brother Diao was stunned for a moment, and felt that there was nothing to question such a reasonable thing: "Aren't you talking nonsense, the small world of rules is forged by the power of prayer, and the rules in it are derived from beliefs. The so-called If the adaptation is approved by the public, wouldn't it be natural for the rules to change?"

Luo Wei understood this point, and then he continued to ask: "Then your Xiao Diao and that Kong Jiao are also pierced?"

Brother Diao shook his head: "That's not true. I summoned them because I was afraid that I would be here now. If this kid still caused trouble according to the plot, the guy who replaced me might not be able to help wipe his ass. It’s more reassuring to stay around.”