eurekapd Chapter 647 Do You Know What It's Like to Be a Woman?
Chapter 647 Do You Know What It's Like to Be a Woman?
"Where is Su Wuan now?"
Guan Shouchang asked.
"Is it the young general who stormed into Xianyang? He's in the palace now, controlling the emperor and the people in the harem."
"Is that so? Then let's go to the barracks and settle the prisoners and our troops.
Where is your military camp?"
“The military camp was originally outside the city, but because the emperor needed to defend the city, he moved some civilians to the south of the city, expanded the original military camp in the north of the city, and requisitioned some houses to accommodate 300,000 troops.
If the 300,000 people of Dayan could be accommodated there, it would be more than enough.
There is also a military camp at the foot of the southern wall of the city, but it has never been expanded and is not as large as the one in the north. However, it can still accommodate more than 100,000 people if they squeeze in.
"That's it."
Guan Shouchang thought for a moment and said to the general behind him,
"All the prisoners were placed in the North Camp, and the confiscated weapons were also placed in the North Camp.
Let the Weihu Army and this half of the Wushuang Army be stationed in the North Camp.
The half of the Wushuang Army and the White Robe Army led by Su Wuan were stationed in the South Camp.
We've also reserved a space in the South Camp for the White Horse Army. They're currently holding back the enemy troops in the south, and they're working very hard."
"Also, send someone to tell the White Horse Army to come back tomorrow. They probably have run out of food."
"As ordered!"
The generals went to find their own troops and began to enter the city in batches to escort the prisoners.
Guan Shouchang came to the North Camp and saw that someone was already cooking steaming meals. There were many large pots emitting fragrant aromas, and a smile appeared on his face.
"Brothers, have your meal quickly. You've been working so hard these past few days. Rest quickly after eating, but be sure to stay on guard.
We can rest for a day tomorrow, but the Sichuan Army might attack the city the day after tomorrow."
"As ordered!"
"Chen Qing, just ask your generals to take the soldiers to the South Camp to cook and rest. Come with me, let's go see how Xiao Su is doing."
"okay."
Chen Qing laughed, and then gave a few instructions before following Guan Shouchang towards the palace.
When we arrived at the Imperial Road, we saw many soldiers of the Wushuang Army cooking and eating on the Imperial Road.
When we entered the Front Palace Square, we saw the same scene.
Guan Shouchang laughed and said,
"This kid, Xiao Su, is treating the Qin Imperial Palace as his military camp. It seems he is starving and is eating right here."
Su Wuan, who was in the harem, heard that Guan Shouchang had arrived, and immediately rode to the front palace to greet him.
"Master Guan, are you done with your work over there?"
Su Wuan jumped off the horse and said excitedly.
"I'm done. Thanks to you. If you hadn't captured the Emperor Qin in time, we wouldn't know how long the battle would have lasted, and who would have won."
"I was lucky too. That old fellow Qin Huang almost committed suicide. Fortunately, General Zhao Yu'an under my command shot him in the shoulder, and I was able to capture him alive.
If he dies, no one will believe his imperial edicts, and we won't be able to smoothly take over the Qin territory."
Hearing this, Guan Shouchang smiled with satisfaction.
"You are quite politically savvy, and you even knew to keep the Emperor Qin to help us take over the Qin State.
Indeed, with his imperial edict, we can take over the Qin State with justification and legal authority, which is crucial.
This is why the prince did not kill Emperor Wei.
Look at Kun Country. Since the killing of Emperor Kun, rebellions have been breaking out one after another. I heard that the Changning Army is suppressing the rebellions everywhere.
"Hahaha, every failure makes you wiser. I guess the prince also regrets killing Emperor Kun."
Zhang Yide laughed heartily, punched Su Wuan hard, and said,
"You little brat, you've made a name for yourself this time. If it were me, the mission of capturing the emperor alive should belong to me, Old Zhang."
Su Wuan smiled and said,
"Haha, it was Brother Zhang who politely let me. Three brothers, I have already had someone prepare fine wine and dishes in the imperial kitchen. You must be starving. I haven't eaten either, so I'm waiting for you. Let's go, let's eat."
The group arrived at the imperial kitchen, and Zhang Yide winked at Su Wuan and said,
"Xiao Su, you may have taken this place an hour earlier than us. You just came from the harem. Are you secretly doing something bad in the harem?"
"Did something bad? No, Brother Zhang, please don't accuse me. How could I steal things from the palace? They are all spoils of war of our army and must be handed over to the national treasury."
Su Wuan said as a matter of course.
"Hey, is that what I'm talking about? I'm talking about women. There are so many beautiful women in this palace, don't you find a few to enjoy?"
Hearing this, Su Wuan was dumbfounded, patted his armor and said,
"Brother, I'm still wearing armor. Ever since I finished writing the imperial edict, I've been so busy that I have to arrange for the palace maids and concubines, arrange for defense and guards, arrange for people to inventory the national treasury and granary, and prepare food for your army.
There are so many things to do, my legs and my mouth are never still, how can I find time to look for women? "
Zhang Yide slapped his thigh and said,
"Look, this opportunity has come. After dinner and some drinks, I can go find two beautiful concubines to play with, right?"
Su Wuan's face immediately turned red and he said,
"No, no, you can't do that. Drink, drink, drink less, and then go to sleep."
As he spoke, he quickly poured wine for the three of them.
Zhang Yide laughed heartily.
"Xiao Su, you are not still a virgin, are you? Do you know what it feels like to be a woman?"
"Don't worry about it, just eat."
Guan Shouchang said seriously,
"Xiao Su is right, we cannot touch these concubines. We must escort them all to Shengjing and let His Majesty deal with them.
Tomorrow, we will raid the homes of those powerful people and send them all back to the capital.
We should do the same thing as the prince does and not break the rules.
Also, we can eat here tonight, but we can't sleep in the palace.
The palace is the emperor's place. If you sleep in the palace, be careful not to be accused of having the intention of usurping the throne.
The prince can trust us, but we must also avoid suspicion.
You can sleep in the military camp, but you can’t sleep in the palace, and neither can the emperor’s women.
If you want women, go to the brothel tomorrow."
Zhang Yide immediately wilted like an eggplant hit by frost and said,
"You're still like this, always trying to avoid suspicion and being careful about the situation. The brothers are fighting so hard, and you can't even relax."
"Relax for nothing! The Sichuan Army is in the south and can attack us at any time. The White Horse Army will withdraw tomorrow, and then we will fight the Sichuan Army. After we defeat them, we can talk about relaxing."
"Okay, okay, I'll do whatever you say. Can't I just let me have a drink? I'm so greedy."