eurekapd Chapter 218 Massage Techniques
Chapter 218 Massage Techniques
After lunch, the cats take a nap together.
In the hot summer, the air conditioner is tirelessly blowing out a cool breeze. The cats who finished cultivating immortality last night are studying hard in the morning and sleeping soundly at noon.
Nine cats with different designs and colors collapsed into cat cakes, with their bodies curled up in various sleeping positions.Si Qingyan read it with satisfaction.Although I can't touch the cat by hand at this time, after a few glances, it can be regarded as sucking it.
Just as they were sleeping soundly, the wake-up bell rang.
As the only high-ranking person in the academy, Si Qingyan can set any ringtone as she likes.In order to let the cats have the courage to face the study life in the afternoon, today's wake-up bell is courage.Any nice ringtone becomes terrifying when it is amplified in decibels.Even at normal volume, for a cat with sensitive hearing, it is no less than bombarding the ears.
The cats twitched and opened their eyes on the bed, or twisted, or rubbed their eyes.
In the summer afternoon, you should turn on the air conditioner and sleep until you wake up naturally.
Isn't there a two-hour lunch break?Why did two hours go by so fast! ! !
Si Qingyan brutally opened the curtains.
The sun is hot outside, and it burns my eyes just by looking at it.
Si Qingyan held the prop that Sanwenhuamao used to teach He Yu last time - the ruler.This thing is quite handy, and it slaps in the hand.Of course, Si Qingyan hit her own hand.
The most important function of nuclear weapons is deterrence, and so is the ruler.
"There is still 10 minutes of rest time, students who are late, a little red flower will be deducted."
"Wouldn't there be little red flowers?" General Mo asked, who had been silent for a long time and was not very active in class.
"Then it will become a state of debt." Si Qingyan smiled kindly.
Soon, the cats began to solve their physical problems. After going to the toilet, they even wiped their buttocks. After wiping their meat pads with a wet towel, they became pink and tender again.
After that, I have to gather around the cat drinking fountain and meow meow to drink water.
Even though he can speak human language, he still speaks cat language occasionally.
Si Qing's face was expressionless, but her eyes often wandered away from the cat.
Before the class bell rang, the cats sat in their respective positions in order.
Nan Qiao couldn't help but yawned.
Last night, I thought about going to class and not being able to play with my mobile phone freely, so I played for a while longer.
It's really sleepy now, the whole cat is so sleepy that it can't stand still.
There were yawns one after another.
Cats yawn, pose voluptuously, buttocks pout, waists sink, their bodies are fluid, and any pose will do.There is no class left and right, so you can stretch your body to your heart's content.
Of course Si Qingyan wouldn't stop it, and even wanted to make a video.
It's really cool to gather people to suck cats... No, it's really cool to gather cats together and suck them!
"Practice first or exercise first? Put your hands up and vote."
Soon, the cats raised their paws, expressing that they wanted to practice first.Everyone agrees!
"Today, I will learn about the meridians and structures of cats. I will also talk about some common diseases and solutions in the future. Of course, there are also methods of sterilization."
Even though it is hot enough to melt in summer, the cats feel a little cold.
"I believe you have also experienced the pain of estrus, but we can control and forcibly suppress this pain, but other ordinary small wild cats cannot. Although neutering is not the most perfect method, it is very inhumane to cats, but it is already the best at present. way. The fewer babies are born, the fewer kittens will die from various accidents after birth.”
"When you are free, you can also catch some cats and come back to help with sterilization."
Si Qingyan smiled very gently, and the cats seemed to see black flames emanating from his back, devil horns growing on his head, and the devil tail dangling behind him, making the cats shudder.
"This... this is too scary."
Nan Qiao didn't expect to do this kind of thing in the future.
"I can also spend a little more time to formulate a sterilization drug. That's a matter for the future. It won't hurt you to learn more now."
Si Qingyan clasped his hands together and pulled them apart, a phantom of a fat orange cat appeared inside, very similar to Nan Qiao.
"You don't want to try sterilization on me, do you?"
"Look, this is not Nan Qiao."
Si Qingyan let the phantom float in the air, and motioned everyone to look at its tail.This cat's tail is pure white in color, which is indeed different from Nan Qiao's.
Nan Qiao raised his beard and wanted to say something, but he couldn't complain.
"Today I only learn structure." Si Qingyan said.
When the cats heard this, their expressions lightened.
Si Qingyan immediately added:
"It will be a long time in the future."
The smiles of the cats gradually disappeared.
This cat phantom was indeed built with Nan Qiao as a template. Si Qingyan had been practicing exercises on Nan Qiao back then, and various simple simulations made him very familiar with Nan Qiao's body structure.Maybe Nan Qiao doesn't know as much about her body as Si Qingyan.
As soon as Si Qingyan raised her hand, the cat phantom was divided into nine parts, each cat got one part, and they could get specific information and a detailed introduction when they touched a part.
Si Qingyan planned to break the whole body into parts first, let them study slowly, and after mastering the part they were assigned, exchange body parts with each other, and finally put the whole body together, recite and take exams, and wait for them to memorize the memorization. , you can start to learn more complicated cultivation techniques.
Compared with the morning class, this kind of rote stuff is more boring.
At the beginning, I was still remembering seriously, and then some cats closed their eyes.
The contract will not spare any kitten.
When the drowsiness gets stronger and accumulates to a certain level, the electric shock of ecstasy will be activated automatically.
Contrary to Si Qingyan's expectations, the first person to be shocked was not Nan Qiao, but the taciturn General Mo.
On the surface, he looked down at the cat part very seriously, but actually closed his eyes for a long time.After the explosion, he immediately became fully awake.Still silent.
When the other cats were awakened by the sound of electricity, they saw General Mo transform into a black hedgehog cat.
General Mo exhaled a foul breath, and said in a low voice:
"The feeling of the electric shock is exactly as Nan Qiao said."
"Good brother." Nan Qiao patted General Mo's shoulder, and soon became furious due to static electricity.
Nan Qiao was already fat, but after blowing his hair, he was even wider than the other two cats.It is almost the difference between sss and s.
"General Mo, sleep in class and buckle a little red flower."
Immediately, everyone looked at General Mo with sympathy.
At the same time, General Mo made up his mind that he must rise up and get more little red flowers!
In such a wonderful afternoon, they should have had a dream of peppermint soda flavor, but they could only stare at Nan Qiao's body in a daze.
General Mo stretched out his cat's paw and touched the cat parts he had been assigned.
It's not that he didn't want to study hard, but because the part he was assigned was too strange.
That round and fat shape always made him unable to resist the comparison with the real Nan Qiao.It turns out that Nan Qiao...he looks like this.
"Cat's buttocks: The flesh is hairy and thick, and there is a lot of fat accumulation. It is not recommended to rub this part."
"The top of the cat's buttocks and a little bit in front of the tail are sensitive parts of the cat. The movements are appropriate and can make the cat scream and go straight to the sky..."
General Mo's expression gradually became strange.
This introduction... seems a bit weird.
"The internal structure is more important." Sensing that there was a problem with General Mo's thinking direction, Si Qingyan quickly raised a point.
Si Qingyan filled in so much objective information entirely out of the need to pass on knowledge. How could General Mo think so?Unexpectedly, on the surface, he looks like a cat, but his thoughts are very evil behind the scenes.
After the practice class was over, Si Qingyan showed mercy and gave the cats half an hour to digest what they had learned.
There was a cat cake on the ground.
Some fell asleep so deeply that they were already snoring.
During class, in order not to repeat the same mistakes, the cats and cats worked hard to memorize. After class, they relaxed and fell asleep instantly.
It was time for Si Qingyan to show off her talents.
They slept so deeply that they seemed oblivious to the outside world.
Si Qingyan picked up one casually, and licked it from beginning to end, not even letting go of the meat pad.
The feeling of sucking cats up close is so wonderful!
After sucking enough of this cat, Si Qingyan picked up the other one again and had a great time!
This smooth and smooth body is soft and fluffy, these soft and pink cat paws, poking and shrinking, even the paws are so cute!
Seeing that the time was approaching, Si Qingyan immediately put the cat down and sat upright.
The class bell rang again.
Low air pressure enveloped the entire classroom.
This moment is so painful.
It's fucking class again!Why is there so many damn things in this class!
With sharp eyes, Ayun noticed that the corner of Si Qingyan's robe was stained with cat hair, but he couldn't figure out why.
"It's time for physical education class. After this class, school will be over."
Hearing the word "school is over", the cats and cats became excited.
Can't you play with your phone at night?
Soon, seeing the small treadmills placed side by side, the cats were stunned.
There were none just now, how come there are so many at once?
"Due to venue problems, these instruments will only be released in physical education classes. If you like sports, you can apply to me for the right to use the equipment."
"Let's run three kilometers today."
This distance is really not that long.
"Master Dean, if I run fast, can I leave school first after I run!" Nan Qiao said sweetly.
"Yes." Si Qingyan has always been an easy-going dean.
After Nan Qiao was proficient in operating the treadmill, he quickly adjusted to the fastest speed.
The other cats were fast and slow, catwalking, graceful, agile, walking on a treadmill.
General Mo, like Nan Qiao, adjusted to the fastest speed.His four legs moved fast, like a black lightning bolt, leaving only afterimages.In this regard, General Mo has a greater advantage.When Yuan was under the Forbidden City, when other cats were addicted to their mobile phones, General Mo would exercise non-stop.
Cats have short legs, and treadmills are made according to the characteristics of human running.This speed was a challenge to General Mo, and a torture to Nan Qiao.
At the beginning, Nan Qiao was still kicking his legs hard, but soon because he was too fat, too tired, had no strength, and his legs were weak, he lay down on the treadmill.
He may be wearing Pinru's clothes.The two front paws are firmly grasping the sides of the treadmill, the buttocks are pouted, and the hind legs are still trying to run with the rhythm.
"Help me, help me, pick slowly."
Nan Qiao was about to die.
Si Qingyan, an enthusiastic crowd, helped him adjust to the slowest speed. Nan Qiao stood up again, standing upright, with his two front paws supporting the front of the treadmill, and his hind legs following the tracks enchantingly.
Si Qingyan really wanted to make a video.
How wonderful this is!
After discovering that it was actually a bit easy, the other cats followed suit.
There was something to support in front of me, so it was easier after all.
Si Qingyan didn't stop it either.
It’s also great to be able to exercise two hind legs. If they are all used to walking upright, then he can add sports in physical education classes, such as barbells, pedaling tandem bicycles, yoga... just want to be imaginative, anything can be done Get it out.
Although the cats who are running desperately don't know what will happen in the future, they are still panicking.
If I had known earlier, when Si Qingyan asked what kind of school to open, she should have collectively rejected it! ! !
Nan Qiao ran, feeling that he had already run a long, long way. When he saw the remaining distance, he couldn't help crying against the wind.
Life finally got its hands on me, a little kitty.
The Prime Minister Cat and the Queen Mother Cat looked at each other and sighed in unison.
This day is bitter!
After some "life is not easy, cats and cats sigh", the three-kilometer missions were completed one by one.
In fact, the cats present are very young.Even the cats of the Queen Mother and the Prime Minister, the bodies they use are not more than three years old.The voice changes with the soul, as long as they are assimilated by the cat body, they can gain more cat abilities and practice faster and better.
General Mo finished the run first, and Si Qingyan rewarded him with a small red flower. He rewarded one seriously at the meeting before, and withdrew one for sleeping in class, but General Mo still only had one small red flower.
The cats ate a lot for dinner.
Si Qingyan didn't control their appetite.After practicing the exercises, their appetite will become larger.Eating too much has never been a problem, and it's not that you can't afford it. Gaining weight is the big problem.
"Are you tired?" At the dinner table, Si Qingyan took off her glasses, looking very friendly and easy-going.
"tired!"
"too tired!"
"I've never run so far! Can I be less meow tomorrow..."
Cats are very honest.He also wanted to use methods such as meowing and rubbing his legs to soften Si Qingyan's heart and reduce the amount of exercise.
"I have an ancestral shrine of hand massage for post-exercise fatigue. Anyone want to try it?"
Nan Qiao, who was the worst, volunteered to run up to Si Qingyan first, and asked:
"Is there a fee?"
Si Qingyan thought for two seconds and said:
"There is no charge during the trial period today. You can see the effect first. If it is effective, I will think about how to set the price."
"Then give me a whole one."
Nan Qiao grabbed Si Qingyan's robe corner.
Si Qingyan reached out to pick him up.
What a fat orange cat!This body, this color, fuck him!fuck him!
Si Qingyan used a little bit of spiritual power and began to pamper the cat indulgently.
The hands are flexible, and the strength is light and heavy, which makes Nan Qiao relax to the greatest extent.
The other cats looked at the pair of jade-white, well-articulated and slender hands, swimming in Nan Qiao's smooth fur.
"Meow meow meow~"
Nan Qiao let out a contented meow.
The strong sense of happiness overflowing from the cat's meowing moved the hearts of other tangled cats.
It looks... really comfortable...
Nan Qiao wouldn't call it that on purpose just to flatter the dean, would he?
The cats communicated with each other with their eyes, and finally decided to let General Mo go.
If it's really comfortable, General Mo will wag his tail three times after he's done.
Even if they can't gossip secretly, cats and cats who have a tacit understanding can still achieve their goals through their eyes.
After Si Qingyan gave Nan Qiao a kill, she stopped.
Nan Qiao collapsed on the cat mat, with happiness, satisfaction, and comfort remaining on his face. He remained motionless, feeling that he had reached the peak, and his whole body was light and warm, as if sleeping in a cloud.
"Who else wants to come?" Si Qingyan asked.
General Mo came out.
Although General Mo was not as fat as Nan Qiao, he was still a chubby cat with a lot of soft flesh on his body.
Si Qingyan didn't pick anything at all, picked up General Mo, and immediately felt good.General Mo was still thinking when he was touched, sure enough... sure enough, it felt so good when that place was touched!Fortunately, the dean doesn't like to pinch cat balls, otherwise he would be really embarrassed.
Si Qingyan was completely satisfied when she managed to get a cat by relying on her ancestral massage techniques.
General Mo's self-control is much better than Nan Qiao's. He did find that his body, which was exhausted from running, recovered instantly and became very comfortable, which made people very nostalgic.
So General Mo wagged his tail three times.
Other cats expressed that they wanted to experience the ancestral massage techniques.
Si Qingyan did not refuse anyone who came, and came one by one. After finishing the treatment, it was already dark.
The cats still need to be bathed and blow-dried, and by the time he finishes, it's almost ten o'clock.
The mobile phones are sent back one by one, and the usage time is controlled according to the number of small red flowers.
The cats are doing well today, and every cat has at least one little red flower, which means they can play for at least half an hour.
I play with my mobile phone all the time on weekdays. I don’t know how precious it is to play with my mobile phone. After a day of class, I pick up my mobile phone, showing expressions of treasure.
Ayun looked at her Taobao store, and after chatting with customers, she took care of her Weibo account. In the rest of the time, she could watch a movie at twice the speed, and she planned to watch it with other cats.
Concubine Rong checked the fans' comments under her song, watching with gusto.She took classes seriously and really wanted to change form, and then go to an offline concert to meet more fans.She really wants to sing to more people.Perhaps it was because she was raised in a deep boudoir when she was a child, and later, once she entered the palace, she knew very few people, and her feelings were extremely dry, which almost became an irreparable regret in her heart.She wanted to use her beauty to commit murder, let everyone know her name, and let herself appear on countless screens.As long as she can take shape, her dream can come true.
The home is certainly comfortable, but she prefers the vast world.
Therefore, Nan Qiao and Ah Yun are in pairs, and she has already quit many times.
Nan Qiao and General Mo played games as usual, but because they had different numbers of little red flowers, they played their own games instead of the same game.
Nan Qiao returned to his rookie state and was frantically reported.Give the opponent a head at every turn, and rely on his selfless dedication to make the opponent fat and strong.
General Mo was obsessed with drawing cards. He drew dozens of rounds after krypton gold, but failed to get what he wanted every time.When Si Qingyan's divine sense swept over him, he could still hear him muttering in a low voice:
"It shouldn't be. Could it be that I'm a black cat now, my face is too dark, so I'm not a chief, and I can't get anything?"
Don't say it, Si Qingyan thinks he has something to say.
The No. [-] Scholar Cat and the Prime Minister Cat are watching the Internet hungrily. The huge world of fantasy, supernatural, immortality, and other worlds is slowly unfolding.Yushimao is also reading books, but they are famous works from various countries.
The Queen Mother Cat and the Toffee Cat watch dramas one by one and watch Taobao the other, unaware of how fast time flies.
Si Qingyan took out her mobile phone leisurely, drew the card, and instantly revealed the ssr.
After all, he resisted the urge to send the screenshot to General Mo.
Sure enough, he was a good guy.
"It's time. A cat with a little red flower, hand in your phone."
Si Qingyan began to knock on the door of the boys' dormitory.
Only General Mo has the fewest little red flowers.
The door was locked, and the cat inside seemed to be dying.
"Is the lock broken? I'll fix it."
"No, no, no. I'll answer the door right away."
After a minute or two, General Mo opened the door and handed in his cell phone dejectedly.
He seemed to have lost all hope, and the whole cat was ten years older.
Fortunately, the day was very fulfilling, so he lay on the bed and decided to sleep.
But the noise of Nan Qiao playing games made him unable to sleep.
"Nan Qiao, wear headphones."
"Okay." Nan Qiao followed suit, put on the bluetooth headset, and turned off the lights by the way.
"The number one scholar, the prime minister, and the censor, is it okay to turn off the lights?" Nan Qiao asked.
"No, let's use the night mode to watch, and save a little power." The champion, the prime minister, and the censor all thought it was ok.
The lights in the dormitory were turned off, but the light from playing with the mobile phone was more obvious.
General Mo closed his eyes and tried to count sheep to sleep.
I didn't fall asleep for a long time.When I opened my eyes again, the four cats were still playing with their mobile phones.
General Mo felt sore in his heart.
He covered his head in the quilt, and this time he started counting his cell phones, one cell phone, two cell phones, three cell phones...
Counting to two thousand mobile phones, I still didn't fall asleep.
Si Qingyan came in again, and Shi Shiran took San Wenhuamao's mobile phone away.
Nan Qiao has the last half an hour left.
Si Qingyan asked him if he wanted to save it for tomorrow, and Nan Qiao said that he just wanted to spend all the little red flowers!
Now the number of sleepless cats in the boys' dormitory has changed from one to four, and only Nan Qiao is still addicted to the game.
General Mo was silent, and neither were the other cats.Qi Qi waited for Nan Qiao's time to run out.
After only two games, Nan Qiao's mobile phone was also confiscated.
The five cats chatted casually, and soon fell asleep.
Sometimes playing with mobile phones is not because I can't fall asleep.I couldn't fall asleep because I was playing with my phone.
The cats in the girls' dormitory went to bed earlier, perhaps because they weren't addicted to something that required special commitment.In fact, it is also shifting in this direction.
When Si Qingyan took away Toffee Cat's cell phone, she heard the shy cat whisper:
"Longlong, mother loves you!"
Of course Si Qingyan knew it wasn't calling him.With this familiar tone, it seems that Toffee Cat has become a star-chaser girl.Inseparable from the future of mobile phones, not too far away.
As the night fell, the mobile phones of the nine cats were taken back, and Si Qingyan charged them one by one before going to the ward rounds.
The cats were tired all day, and they all slept soundly.
Si Qingyan slightly increased the temperature of the air conditioner to ensure that they would not feel hot before returning to her room.
It is impossible for him to stay in this world forever and guard these cats forever.Now I can only teach more things, use the method of cramming, so that cats can quickly learn to gain a foothold and integrate into human society.
There is still a lot to teach, and this is not the time to be sentimental.Si Qingyan reflected on the feel of the cats, and finally showed a satisfied smile.