eurekapd Chapter 142 News
Chapter 142 News
Let’s take a look at the latest chat messages in the group.
Eighty-year-old heartless young lady: [I have completed a big order from a sect, and now my mental state is amazing! What a great Ansai waist drum! Once it is beaten, it will be fierce, forgetful, and lifeless! Hundreds of young men with drums on their backs are like hundreds of stones that are constantly struck by strong earthquakes, dancing wildly in front of you. Like a torrential rain, it is the rapid drum beats; like a whirlwind, it is the flying tassels! ]
Disciple A clerk: [Are there any homework resources for Unit 2, Chapter 3? ]
Disciple B Law Enforcement: [@80-year-old heartless young lady, do you have the latest awakening pill? I have a disease that makes me fall asleep when I recite my homework. ]
Disciple D, the law enforcement officer: [I feel like I am really crazy. I get angry when I lie in bed, I get angry when I meditate, I get angry when I go out, I get angry when I walk, I get angry when I step on a flying sword, I get angry when I do my homework. I really feel like I am possessed by an evil spirit.
My anger seems to be pathological. I am so lonely! Really so lonely! There are so many joys in this world, why not one of them belongs to me? Do you know? Every night, my eyes are burning, I am sick, I want to insult everyone crazily, I want to tear up this ungrateful homework!!!
@Disciple A, I have the same request. I haven’t started my homework yet. I heard that Senior Brother Lu has returned! Please help me! 】
Disciple E's propaganda: [Such a bad homework, I will write you to death! Do you want to see your father's big brush? ! I will fill your small answer characters with the solution ideas, writing from the back and the front, until your father is exhausted!
How capable are you? You want me to write about you every day? Hmm? Speak!
How come I worked so hard on my studies, but only got such a small score?
Am I better or is the last person who was obsessed with homework better? Do I write better or does he write better? Burning homework, does he spend as much time writing you as I do every night? Tell me! Take a good look at how Daddy writes about you!
You asked him to ask a senior to correct it?! I didn't even ask a senior to help correct you! How crazy are you? Hmm? Burning homework! 】
Eighty-year-old heartless young lady: [@Disciple B Enforcement, OK, dear, now the second bottle is half price, no 98, only 28! Confirm the order and come here to pick it up - but I recommend this place, dear, turn right and go to Chief Lu Wensheng's office to ask questions, the effect is a hundred times better, and it doesn't cost money, dear.
@Disciple E publicity, you are indeed a preacher, you have been through many battles and seen countless people! (Thumbs up) (Thumbs up)]
Disciple C recorded: [My mental state is quite good. My mental state is quite good. My mental state is quite good. My mental state is quite good. Yes, yes, I am not crazy. I am not crazy.]
80-Year-Old Heartless Young Lady: [Hahahaha, I have to work overtime again, and another big order has come! A flight attendant will treat you to a meal, hahahahahaha, uppercut! Lower hook! Left hook! Sweep kick! Roundhouse kick! Tornado destroys the parking lot! Antelope kicks, goat jumps! Crow rides on an airplane! Mouse walks through a maze! Elephant kicks! Angry octopus! ]
Yu Hewenshu: [@Disciple D Law Enforcement @Disciple A Wenshu, I have it, all the homework has been completed, do you need anything else? ]
Tang He Law Enforcement: [@Yu He Wenshu, have you finished writing all of it?! Just delete this message. I don’t care. It’s not that easy. I won’t easily break my defense. But one of my friends may be sweating a lot. He is not feeling well and wants to sleep. Of course, it’s not me. I have always been able to do it. Just look at it as a bystander. It won’t break my defense. I just want to take care of my friend’s feelings. He is a little defensive. I still suggest deleting it. Of course, it’s up to you whether to delete it or not. I don’t feel anything. I just feel unfair for my friend.]
The one who frequently comes up with crazy golden sentences is Yan Qingshu. Her personal cultivator introduction is even: [Woman among women, female among females, ruler among women, master of women, terminator of women, cosmic-level Alpha, king, master, supreme god, emperor, demon lord, overwhelming woman]
Lu Wensheng: “…” This is hard to comment on – is there anyone who can understand it?
However, the mental states of other people are equally matched.
Well, everyone in the group was chatting about their own things, and there was a kind of beautiful order in the chaos. Judging from the replies from the crazy group members, everyone had gotten used to it. Some people below were going crazy while tagging Yan Qingshu and saying "Congratulations, thank you, you're welcome", mainly replying randomly to see if the message had been read.
Lu Wensheng looked at Yan Qingshu with a puzzled look: "Don't go crazy in the group anymore."
Yan Qingshu pouted: "This is called releasing your nature. If you hold it in for too long, you will get angry."
After reading it, Lu Wensheng tagged a few people.
Lu Wensheng: [@Disciple A Clerk @Disciple D Law Enforcement @Yu He Clerk, come find me when you have time, @Disciple E Publicity, you know a lot, tell me when you have time, @Everyone, I'll come over to check your homework.]
The group suddenly fell silent, and the bustle just now seemed like an illusion.
Lu Wensheng: It seems that everyone is still sober.
However, there was no option to withdraw the message in the group. I don’t know how many disciples who were acting recklessly and crazy before were heartbroken.
Disciples: No one (fourth tone) said that Senior Brother Lu would peek at the screen! What’s the difference between this and taking off clothes and going out on the street? !
Yan Qingshu was even more stunned: "Are you COSing as the dean?!" How is this different from tearing an umbrella? !
Lu Wensheng didn't answer. He still had a lot of things to do when he came back. He looked at Liu Jiqian and found that he was looking at him. He didn't know how long he had been looking at him... He subconsciously avoided him.
"Ahem, Senior Brother Liu, now that you're awake, go tell the Grand Elder. There's still things to do in the Discipline Hall. I'll be leaving first."
His grandfather was afraid that he would know the moment he woke up. Liu Jiqian smiled and said, "Well, take care."
Tang He: "Ah? You're leaving right after I got here?"
However, the moment Lu Wensheng looked over, Tang He immediately shut up.
Seeing Lu Wensheng and his men leaving, Song Wen couldn't help but whispered, "It's so scary. Fortunately, I'm not from the Discipline Hall."
Zhang Zhixu nodded with lingering fear: Asking a lazy man to work hard is more painful than killing him, this is a living torture!
After arriving at the Discipline Hall, Lu Wensheng checked the students' homework, scolded them and talked to them. Seeing a group of disciples who looked like their parents had died, Lu Wensheng sighed, with a trace of helplessness in his eyes.
"I won't assign any homework while we're entertaining the new disciples, so you guys can relax a bit." He might be putting too much pressure on them if he kept pushing them like this. It would be bad if he pushed them too hard. It would be good to have a proper combination of work and rest.
The Discipline Hall was suddenly filled with deafening cheers, with voices of “Senior Brother Lu is so nice” and “Long live Senior Brother Lu” rang out one after another.
(Hehe, it has been reviewed. If it is not updated, it will not be put on the weekend! There will be two chapters today if nothing unexpected happens)