eurekapd Chapter 16 Movies
Chapter 16 Movies
The clear voice of the hostess sounded on the TV. This is a food exploration program. Qi Xiayang pointed to the remote control, "What program do you want to watch, just press these two buttons. There are many channels."
"The development of human beings is really incredible... I was still using telegrams when I went down the mountain to read it a few years ago." The little black snake twisted his body, and the man with long hair was sitting on the sofa. He took Qi Xiayang The remote control in his hand pressed the turn button a few times, and the picture on the TV changed accordingly. The man watched the content on the TV with great interest.
It was a long time ago a few years ago, and it was decades ago to use telegraphs.So it's really an older snake.
It was already evening when they arrived home, and Qi Xiayang was already growling with hunger after not eating for nearly a day.There were no ingredients at home, so Qi Xiayang decided to order a takeaway.
"I'm going to order takeaway, what do you want to eat?" Qi Xiayang clicked on the takeaway app with his mobile phone.Looking at Lu Xuanlin who was studying the remote control on the sofa, the image of the opponent's black snake suddenly came to mind. Speaking of which, he wouldn't usually eat mice, rabbits or frogs, would he?If he prefers to eat these raw meats, should he go to the pet market to buy some reserve food?
Lu Xuanlin turned his head when Qi Xiayang looked at him, seeing his baby's thoughtful expression, he seemed to subtly understand what the baby was thinking at the moment.
"Actually, I don't need to eat, but if I want to eat, I prefer human food."
"That's it... That's great, I don't have to buy mice tomorrow."
After hearing this, Lu Xuanlin sighed helplessly, "Honey, no matter what, I'm still a monster. The smell of mice is terrible, and even if you swallow something hairy, your throat will get stuck."
"That's it." Qi Xiayang nodded, "Then I'll just order it casually, and then I'll call this rice bowl. I used to eat it often, and it tastes great."
"Thank you, Yangyang," Lu Xuanlin nodded, and then waved to him: "Come here for a moment."
Qi Xiayang placed an order, walked to the sofa, and sat next to Lu Xuanlin.
Lu Xuanlin put his hand into his sleeve, and when he stretched out his hand again, there was a ribbon two fingers wide on his hand. He pulled Qi Xiayang's right hand, and gently took off the watch on his wrist, revealing the inside A black mark like a tattoo. At this time, the two black patterns have begun to expand outward, forming a ring along the wrist, like a delicate bracelet clasped on the wrist.
"I'm sorry, Yangyang, I hurt you before..." He gently placed a section of the black ribbon on Qi Xiayang's wrist, and then wrapped the remaining ribbon around his wrist three times.Afterwards, with a firm grip, the entire ribbon was connected into a circle, and it was wrapped around his wrist close to the skin. There was no trace of connection at all, and the pattern on the wrist was completely covered.
Afterwards, Lu Xuanlin picked up the watch he just took off, put it on the ribbon, and explained: "This ribbon has my power, even if I'm not around, it will protect you, so even if I'm not around you There is no need to be afraid."
Afterwards, Lu Xuanlin took off the watch on the ribbon again, and tapped the ribbon. Under Qi Xiayang's surprised gaze, the ribbon turned into the watch he was wearing just now, "It has mimic If you want to take a bath, you can release the mimesis by holding it for ten seconds, but don’t take it off.”
"Wow!" Qi Xiayang looked at the new watch in his hand with great novelty. The mimicry was very successful, and it was almost the same as the original watch. "Is this for me? It looks very expensive..."
"Don't worry, your husband still has a lot." Lu Xuanlin reached out and took the little baby into his arms, rubbing his little head contentedly.
"It's not my husband!" Qi Xiayang struggled and protested, wanting to break free from his embrace, but the strength of the two of them was not at the same level at all, so he was still held in his arms after jumping around for a long time.
"But Yangyang is not as tall as I am now, so he can't be a husband, he can only be a wife." As soon as Lu Xuanlin let go, Qi Xiayang almost jumped out of his embrace.
"That's not the problem!!" Qi Xiayang shook his head, "I really just thought it was just playing tricks!" And he really didn't remember.
As a result, the snake chose to be selectively deaf and pretended not to hear, as if no matter what you said, I was determined to marry you.
Qi Xiayang sighed with great pressure. Just today, he not only discovered that he actually possessed a unique ability, but also had a suitor with a special identity and a different way of appearance, and who was so determined that he would never get rid of him.Does this setting sound familiar?Is it the same as some hot-blooded anime?However, some of the male protagonists in other animations are soft girls, and he only has hard men, oh no, they don't even count as men, they can only be regarded as male snakes.
Forget it, I won't talk about this topic in the future!I guess it doesn't make sense.
After that, Qi Xiayang patiently took Lu Xuanlin to visit at home, and patiently introduced him to the usage of various electrical appliances.Fortunately, Lu Xuanlin was very obedient throughout the whole process. He obediently asked questions when he encountered curiosity, and he never made a move without his own hands. Moreover, he learned things very quickly and had a high degree of acceptance.When the takeaway arrived, Qi Xiayang was already showing him how to use the computer.
Qi Xiayang opened the door to take takeaway, he simply ordered two rice bowls, and each of them ate at the dining table with Lu Xuanlin.
"How is it? Isn't it good? I usually like this rice bowl the most!"
"The taste is very good, but the raw materials are not as good as before." Lu Xuanlin commented.
"Yeah, after all, the original one didn't have chemical fertilizers."
Qi Xiayang washed the chopsticks, put the takeaway box into a garbage bag, and wiped the dining table. Lu Xuanlin was obediently watching and studying.
At night, Lu Xuanlin was curious about what ghosts and monsters looked like in the eyes of humans, so Qi Xiayang recommended a few movies, neon movies like The Grudge and Midnight Bell, and several famous American horror movies.
At first, Qi Xiayang didn't want to follow along, but after thinking about it, he was actually surrounded by such things, and Lu Xuanlin tried his best to persuade him, so he had no choice but to bite the bullet and sit on the sofa with Lu Xuanlin, looking at it stiffly. Miss Kayako's performance.
Feeling the stiffness of the people around him, Lu Xuanlin stretched out his hand to hold Qi Xiayang's cold hand, "Don't be afraid, it's all fake, you've even seen the real thing, it's just a movie made by humans."
"But it's really scary!" Maybe the movie was too scary, Qi Xiayang couldn't push it away in time even after being pulled by his little hand, at this moment, Miss Jiaye from the TV finally appeared, with a hoarse and terrifying crooning voice , the background BGM sounded to the climax | At the climax, hair slowly seeped out from the attic, and then the female ghost's pale face appeared on the screen. Her hair was black and long, covering half of her face, her eyes Staring like a copper bell, blood was still slowly flowing out.
"!!!" The picture with all the horror elements successfully made Qi Xiayang tremble with fright.
Lu Xuanlin took the opportunity to hug him with his backhand, and gently patted his back to smooth his hair.It turns out that the ghosts in the hearts of human beings are like this recently... But this is also a little bit understandable. Baby can be serious and critical when seeing real ghosts, but he is scared to death when he sees fake ghosts.After all, real ghosts don't have such perfect scaring skills, their appearances are very ordinary, and there is no so-called BGM soundtrack, so the horror effect is indeed a bit worse. No wonder humans have become more and more courageous recently.
Qi Xiayang was still trembling, and wanted to go back to the house when he lifted his legs, but he couldn't go because Lu Xuanlin clamped his waist.
"Actually, a real evil ghost can't make a sound." Lu Xuanlin pointed to the female ghost who climbed down the stairs in the TV and said hoarsely, "It's impossible to have a sound like this."
"Although the evil spirits of last year had the ability to move some furniture, it is impossible to directly strangle people to death. Most of the people who died due to evil spirits died of illness due to insufficient yang energy. Another part is that I was scared to death because of mental weakness." Lu Xuanlin continued to popularize science, and diverted Qi Xiayang's attention by the way: "Even if it is an evil ghost, it is not something that ordinary humans can see. To really see ghosts, you must It takes enough talent."
"The damage to ghosts is also relatively large during the day, and it is more dangerous after twelve o'clock at night. I have never seen ghosts that can control human electrical appliances. Maybe it was because they didn't exist at that time. I don't know if evil spirits can control human mobile phones to send text messages now. Or make a phone call, but ghosts who have the ability to affect objects have been around for at least 100 years, and they didn't have these things when they were alive."
Lu Xuanlin's reassurance was very effective. Amidst his calm science popularization voice, the movie was coming to an end. Qi Xiayang gradually focused on Lu Xuanlin's science popularization, and he didn't feel so scary anymore. After these science popularizations, I always feel that compared with the ghosts in the movies that can almost kill anyone, the real evil ghosts seem weaker, and there are actually quite a lot of restrictions.
The next day Qi Xiayang took Lu Xuanlin to familiarize himself with the human world. Lu Xuanlin turned into a black snake coiled around Qi Xiayang's neck just like before.They went out for a day in Kunyun, and ate outside in the morning and at noon, because Lu Xuanlin couldn't show up, so Qi Xiayang simply ate something.In the afternoon, Qi Xiayang went to the market to buy vegetables, and when he came back, he cooked a table of home-cooked dishes. After living alone for a long time, he would always cook some simple meals.
Of course, the taste of the dishes is not comparable to that of restaurants, but Lu Xuanlin likes it very much, and keeps praising his delicious cooking, which makes Qi Xiayang extremely shy.
At night, when Lu Xuanlin went out, he turned into a snake and flew out of the window. The black snake moved in the air as freely as if he was on land.After about two hours, the black snake came back from the window again.
"What did you do?" Qi Xiayang asked curiously.
After the black snake fell to the ground, it turned back into a human state. He took out a cloth bag from his sleeve, and he didn't know what was in it, "I went to the demon market, and I haven't been there for decades. changed."
"Demon city?"
"It's a market for monsters. Although there are no good things, it should be quite novel to humans." Lu Xuanlin shook the cloth bag in his hand and said with a smile: "Yangyang took me to the human world. I also want to show you the world of monsters, it will be more troublesome if you want to mix in after your birthday."
Lu Xuanlin successfully aroused Qi Xiayang's curiosity, and he asked hesitantly, "I'm a human being, so it doesn't matter if I go in?"
"As long as you wear the watch I gave you, you can disguise yourself as a monster. Kunyun's monster market will open in two days. If you don't hurry up, you won't be able to see it."
"Okay, okay!" Qi Xiayang nodded, as if he was going on an adventure, he was too excited, "But then again, why is it so troublesome after my birthday?"
"It seems that I haven't told you yet, Yangyang, your physique is called extreme yang body. If you reach it, your yang energy will be released, and it will be very troublesome to pretend to be a monster to get in."
It was the first time Qi Xiayang heard that there was such a mysterious change in his physique, he was stunned, "Well, what will happen if Yang Qi is released?"
"If it's a human being, maybe women would want to get close to you more." Thinking of this, Lu Xuanlin clicked his tongue a little unhappily, "At that time, if it's a wandering soul, it will still have the protection of the underworld, but if it's an evil If you look at ghosts, you will probably ascend to heaven directly, so if you want to see evil ghosts, you have to take advantage of these few days."
Although I don't really want to see ghosts, the effect is too scary!Thinking about it carefully, he can be regarded as the nemesis for evil spirits.
"What about monsters?"
"Based on the monster's perception of yang qi, probably all the monsters in a province will discover your existence," Lu Xuanlin said to him seriously, "That's why I want to take you to see the monster city now, and wait for your arrival." After their birthdays, they probably won’t be able to see their true colors.”
The author has something to say: Regarding how the waste wood was named, the source of the names of Yangyang and Dahei is a description of the dragon in the Later Han Dynasty: Fuxuanlong, who welcomes the summer and climbs the clouds and scales, and enjoys the time.In addition, the big black snake is black scale, so it is called Xuanlin, and the middle character of Yang Yang is Xia, plus the necessary character Yang, to form Xia Yang.Thinking about it this way is quite a sense of accomplishment...
Yang Yang is actually an invisible gay, and he doesn't reject throwing himself into his arms, holding small hands with Dahei, that's how it is
Thank you Tsing Yi for throwing a landmine!
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