eurekapd Chapter 280 Menopause
Chapter 280 Menopause
The Night Demon old ghost tightly grasped the purple spirit crystal stone and rubbed it vigorously with both hands.
Brush brush!
Two pieces of purple spirit crystal raw stones revealed crystal clear flesh, as beautiful as purple orchids in full bloom.
"My young master, this is a gift from me to you. I hope you like it."
"Wow, what a beautiful crystal ball. Hanhan likes it so much."
"Grandpa Old Ghost, thank you. An An likes it very much, too."
"Young Master, you must not call me grandpa, just call me old ghost."
The old Night Demon waved his hands and hurried to explain.
According to seniority, he and Lu Ping are of the same generation, so he can accept calling him uncle or aunt, but the word "grandfather" is obviously a generation older than Lu Ping, and he would never dare to admit it even if he was beaten to death.
Qingfeng Sword Spirit also quickly echoed:
"Yes, yes, young master, just call us by our names, never call us grandpa."
"Uh... okay then!"
Hanhan and Anan thought about it and agreed.
"Then I will call you Brother Laogui, Brother Qingfeng, and Brother Xiaoyan from now on."
"Good good!"
Upon hearing this, the three great spirits were so happy that they couldn't stop smiling.
"Brother-in-law!"
At this moment, a sharp and excited voice sounded behind everyone.
Immediately afterwards, a figure came towards this side at lightning speed.
Seeing the person coming, An An and Han Han quickly hugged Lu Ping's neck and shouted with their big round eyes:
"Dad, run quickly, my aunt has been a little mentally disturbed recently."
"Qingfeng, is she the mistress?"
The Night Devil Armor looked at the person running towards him with a burning gaze and asked hurriedly.
Qingfeng Sword Spirit shook his head and said, "No, but she will become the second mistress sooner or later."
"Second Madam?"
"Correct!"
The Qingfeng Sword Spirit had a smile on his face and his tone was extremely firm.
They have followed Lu Ping for thousands of years and have never seen any scandals between him and any female cultivators. But now in this world, their beloved Emperor not only has a wife, but also two innocent and lovely children.
The key is that he behaves intimately with his sister-in-law and does not resist her various behaviors.
This is impossible to see in Xuantian Continent.
Even those geniuses and saints could not get within five meters of Lu Ping and had to keep their distance when talking.
Therefore, Qingfeng Sword Spirit's speculation is reasonable and well-founded.
However, they had no idea that Lu Ping's expression had quietly darkened.
His eyes, as sharp as a knife, looked viciously at the two weapon spirits who were gossiping.
"The Emperor also gossips and talks about right and wrong? Or are you living too comfortably?"
brush!
When these words were spoken, Qing Feng Jian was so frightened that his whole body shuddered and he quickly hid back in the storage ring.
Xiao Yan was listening to the gossip with great interest, but when he met Lu Ping's murderous gaze, he couldn't help but shrink his neck, said nothing, and quietly disappeared into the Shennong Ding.
Only Night Devil Armor was still listening with great interest, but the two old men all ran away.
"Um, Emperor, I just returned to my seat and don't know anything. Since the young master has accepted the gift, I will take my leave."
As he said this, he was really afraid that Lu Ping would vent his anger on him, so he quickly hid his spirit in his armor.
As soon as the three great spirit weapons retreated, Han Churan ran over panting.
"Brother-in-law, you are finally here. I missed you so much."
"Mind your image."
Lu Ping was so upset that he quickly took a step back and avoided Han Churan's bear hug.
This sister-in-law is getting more and more outrageous. She dares to hug him even when she is topless. It's really a headache.
Han Churan did not notice anything unusual about Lu Ping. When her hug failed, she turned around and held Lu Ping's arm, hanging on him like a pendant, as if she was competing for favor with the two children.
"Brother-in-law, An'an and Hanhan said today that I was a vagrant. I worked so hard to take them out for a trip, gave them a bath, took care of their daily life, and played with them. I was so tired that even the donkeys in the production team were exhausted. They actually said that I was a vagrant. How could I be a vagrant? Can you give me some advice?"
"Of course, children are ignorant, but are you also ignorant? Why are you angry with your two nephews? When they grow up, they will understand your greatness and your good intentions."
In order to get rid of Han Churan as soon as possible, Lu Ping could only obey the other party's words and persuade him with kind words.
"Of course, we are all adults now. Can you please let go of my arm first? It's easy for people to misunderstand us in public."
"Humph, you are my brother-in-law, not an outsider. What's wrong with their misunderstanding?"
Han Churan hugged Lu Ping's arm tightly and refused to listen.
Suddenly, she seemed to have thought of something, her eyes rolled a few times, and she said in a shrewd voice:
"It's not impossible for me to let go of your arm, but you have to pay me."
"Tell me, how much do you want?"
"Other nannies are charging 20,000 yuan a month, but I'll give you a 50% discount. You only need to pay me 10,000 yuan a month."
"Ten thousand is ten thousand. I'll transfer the money to you now, but can you let me go first?"
Even though Lu Ping was the Supreme Immortal Emperor, the softness on his arm and the 37-degree body temperature made him a little distracted.
Han Churan, however, acted as if nothing had happened, not realizing at all how much trouble his behavior had caused to Lu Ping.
The pair of white jade arms still tightly embraced Lu Ping's arms, and said softly:
"Transfer the money first."
"to make!"
Without hesitation, Lu Ping immediately put down the two children in his arms and took the opportunity to escape from Han Churan's clutches.
At the same time, he took out his mobile phone and immediately transferred 10,000 yuan to the other party.
After receiving the money, Han Churan was as excited as a child. He raised his phone and said to Hu Jiuer and the two kids in a demonstrative manner:
"See? I'm not a jobless vagrant. I have a job and earn over ten thousand yuan a month. You can be envious of me."
"cut!"
Be it Hu Jiuer or the two little guys, they all rolled their eyes at her.
"Ms. Han, the sun is about to set, let's go back to the hotel for dinner."
At this time, the tour guide came quickly and urged Han Churan and others to pack their luggage and go to the hotel for dinner.
Han Churan was in a good mood. He picked up the bath towel and strode towards the vehicles on the side of the road with his head held high.
Hu Jiuer came to Lu Ping and whispered:
"Master, the young master and the princess are right. Ranran has indeed been a little anxious recently. To use your modern words, it is early menopause."
After saying that, without waiting for Lu Ping to reply, she followed Han Churan and left.
Lu Ping looked at the two women's backs as they left, stroked his chin and said to himself:
"It's not a good idea for my sister-in-law to continue like this. We need to find her a partner as soon as possible."
"Lu Ping, hurry up and take the baby back to the hotel for dinner."
Seeing Lu Ping and the two little guys still standing there in a daze, Gao Xianglian reminded them.
"Okay, Mom!"
Lu Ping responded, picked up An An and Han Han and walked quickly towards the vehicle.
……
It was early morning and the night was getting dark.
Following the smell, Tyrant Wolf came to Lu Ping's room. Just as he was about to stick out his tongue to lick Lu Ping's face, he saw Lu Ping take out the demon pill of the Flame Sky Snake from the storage ring and stuffed it into Tyrant Wolf's mouth, and then pinched it.
With a gurgle, Tyrant Wolf swallowed the demon pill.
Lu Ping let go of his hand and said coldly:
"Go away and digest it. Don't disturb my sleep."
"Wang!"
Tyrant Wolf was overjoyed, wagging his furry tail and flashing out of the room.
Lu Ping pulled the quilt over him and fell asleep.
Meanwhile, Kobe Shrine.
This is one of the three major shrines in Fuso and is also the headquarters of the Jiujiu Sect.
As soon as Abe Mikawa returned to the shrine, an elder came quickly and reported in a panic:
"Master, something big has happened."
"What happened? Tell me slowly."
"Today, many disciples' life tablets were broken, and four people disappeared mysteriously."
The elder said anxiously, his face full of regret.
Abe Mikawa frowned slightly, and a nameless anger arose.
He knew that the fate plate was broken. After all, many disciples of the Jiujiu Sect died today, but what about the missing four people?
"Do you know where they disappeared from?"
"According to our investigation, they disappeared completely after entering Kobe Beach."
"Oh, they are just registered disciples. If they are missing, then let them be. We can recruit another batch later."
Abe Mikawa thought about how many people from the Royal Guards, samurai, ninjas, and the six major forces in the world had died today, and it seemed unreasonable that the Jiujiu Sect didn't have a few casualties.
Especially at this critical juncture, if this matter is not handled properly, it may be targeted by the royal family and the six major forces, which will be counterproductive.
"You go and do some statistics. It's said that more than 200 people from our Jiujiu Sect died in battle today for the safety of Fuso."
"Master, this is easy to handle, but one of the four missing people is from the Wujin family."
"What? Are you saying that the hidden family Wu Jin Gou Sheng is missing?"
"Yes! It was Gou Sheng who disappeared mysteriously."
The elder said firmly.
After getting the accurate answer, Abe Sanchuan felt his whole body tremble, and a cool breeze blew from the top of his head to the soles of his feet.
The Jiujiu Sect is the strongest force in Fuso on the surface, but only very few people know that the hidden Wujin Family is the true overlord of the entire Fuso.
It is said that they rose in the Qin Dynasty, and the first head of the family was a man named Xu Fu, who, on the orders of the First Emperor, took 3,000 boys and girls to travel to the East China Sea in search of elixirs.
Hard work pays off. After three years, he finally found an elixir on Sanxian Island.
On the way back, they encountered a sea monster, the ship broke apart, and all the people were swept into Fuso Kingdom by the waves.
Xu Fu knew that if he delayed his return he would die, so he simply took the elixir, proclaimed himself king, and changed his name to Wu Jincai.
The tallest and largest tablet placed in the Kobe Shrine is that of the Wu Jin family, and the person enshrined on it is Wu Jincai.