eurekapd Chapter 804 Homely
Chapter 804 Homely
In the Moyu Town of the Beast Taming Sect, in Uncle Niu’s small manor.
Taoist Yu, Uncle Niu and his wife, Xin'er and Shuang'er, five people sat around the stone table, while Yuan Bihua and his wife stood not far away and whispered.
Uncle Niu talked about some things about Xin'er and Pan Chengfeng's childhood, which made everyone laugh. Xin'er blushed so much that she wanted to find a hole to hide in.
Uncle Niu seemed unaware of Xin'er's embarrassment and continued, "That kid once sneaked back to the village to look for Xin'er, thinking I didn't know.
The two of them stayed in Xin'er's room until the end of the hour of Hai, which made me anxious. I was afraid that the boy would make a mistake at such a young age. I really wanted to go in and catch that bad boy!
As a result, when I was about to go in, the guy came out by himself and tried to deceive me right away..."
Xin'er couldn't help it, her pretty face turned red like an apple, and she interrupted shyly: "Master, please stop talking, Chengfeng always tells me stories every time he comes, he really doesn't do anything else!"
It would have been fine if he hadn't explained it. Once he had explained it, everyone laughed even more happily. Taoist Yu saw that it was almost over, so he waved his hand and said, "Xiaohao, stop talking. If you continue, I will have to tell you about your childhood story~"
Everyone's eyes lit up, especially Pan Huilian, who hurriedly urged: "Master, please tell us quickly, what naughty things did this wood do when he was a child?"
Uncle Niu was so happy when he talked about others. Now when he heard that his master was going to talk about him, he quickly stopped him and said, "Master, please give me some face. You really can't talk about those things~"
Pan Huilian quickly stood up, came to Taoist Yu, held Taoist Yu's shoulders and said coquettishly: "Master, please ignore him, just talk~"
Xin'er Shuang'er also added fuel to the fire and said, "Master, please tell me about it~" Uncle Niu was embarrassed, knowing that he couldn't escape today, so he simply said, "Master, except for that matter, you can tell me anything else!"
Seeing Uncle Niu's fearless look, Taoist Yu thought for a while and said, "Then let's talk about this kid stealing my wine~"
When Uncle Niu heard this, he stood up and shouted, "Master, this cannot be told! You promised!!!" As he shouted, he was about to stop Taoist Yu, but Pan Huilian grabbed Uncle Niu and said, "Master, please tell me quickly~"
Taoist Yu stroked his beard and said, "That was when Xiao Hao was twelve years old. So many years have passed in a flash.
That day, I went to the market and bought a few jugs of wine. This guy lied to me and said that Lao Zeng from the fur shop had just come to see me and asked me to go to his place when I came back.
So I put down the wine and went to find Lao Zeng, but when I got there, he said that it was not true at all. I was furious at the time and wanted to come back to teach this bastard who dared to deceive his master a lesson. "
Hearing this, Uncle Niu scratched his head in embarrassment and said, "I've been craving that wine for quite some time~" The others knew that the 'sex scene' was about to begin, and they pricked up their ears.
Taoist Yu continued, "When I came back, I found this kid lying on the ground and snoring. I went over to take a look and saw that he had drunk all the three pots of wine I brought back!
I was so angry that I wanted to pick him up and beat him up, but then I thought about how hard he worked in training, and it was just three pots of wine, so I just drank it.
I carried him to bed and went back to my room to rest. But in the middle of the night, I heard the sound of water, and when I got up, I saw that the boy was washing his pants.
I was wondering why he was washing pants in the middle of the night, so I asked him, but he stammered and didn't know what to say.
I am an old man and I knew something was wrong when I saw this. I immediately ran to his room and checked his bed.
I found a big water stain on his bed, and when I smelled it, I could still smell the foul smell~~ I still remember it~ Hahahaha!"
Everyone laughed out loud. Uncle Niu's face turned red, which was rare. Pan Huilian almost laughed herself to death. She said incoherently, "She's still wetting the bed at the age of twelve. Hahaha~ I want to tell Niu'er~ her daddy still wet the bed at the age of twelve!"
The atmosphere was very good. Everyone was talking and joking around for the whole afternoon. Shuang'er saw that the time was almost up, so she handed the storage bag to a few people and said, "Young Master said that this is a training resource for you. He specifically told you not to save it. If you use it up, he will have more to worry about."
Pan Huilian took the storage bag, probed inside with her consciousness, and said in surprise: "This, this, this... is this a spiritual stone? There are also exercises and many elixirs!"
Shuang'er smiled and said, "It's a spirit stone. We will all use spirit stones for cultivation in the future. The young master said that using spirit stones for cultivation will make the magic power more pure, which can greatly reduce the difficulty of breakthrough, and there are no side effects~"
Taoist Yu sighed and said, "The resources are sufficient, but my aptitude is too poor. I can't even feel the spiritual energy, and I can't even get started with Qi training."
Pan Huilian quickly comforted him, "Master, don't be discouraged. It took me five years to get started with Qi training. You've only been practicing for half a year, so don't be anxious."
No sect would take in people with such low qualifications as Pan Huilian and Yu Daoren. Because there was no future for them, the sect would not waste resources on such mortals.
Even if you are lucky in this life, you can only cultivate to the third or fourth level of Qi training, and then you will die of old age, unless you are given countless resources. Even if he is the son of the sect leader, he will not give you that.
Hearing Pan Huilian's consolation, Taoist Yu felt better. Uncle Niu beside him interrupted and said, "Master, don't worry. Even if you can't cultivate immortality, I can still take care of you until the end of your life~"
The scene was completely silent. Taoist Yu’s heart, which had just been appeased, seemed to be shattered by a punch. He angrily slammed the stone table and shouted, “Get lost! Didn’t I tell you to run a thousand laps? Why are you still here? Run ten thousand laps for me now! I’ll see you off to the grave if you’re exhausted!!!”
Uncle Niu didn't know what he had done wrong. Isn't it the apprentice's job to take care of his master until his death? Why did the old man get angry?
The master got angry, and Uncle Niu didn't dare to stay in the village anymore. He picked up the big millstone and went out to run in laps.
Pan Huilian quickly comforted Taoist Yu, "Master, don't be angry with that piece of wood. Be patient and you will soon be able to master the Qi training~"
Shuang'er interrupted, "Yes, Master, the young master also picked a book of exercises for you, saying that if you practice according to this book, it will be easier to feel the spiritual energy, and the difficulty of practicing Qi will be reduced a lot. The same is true for Master's wife. The young master also picked a book for you. Don't practice your original method anymore."
The two of them hurriedly took out the martial arts manual and looked through it. Yuan Bihua, who was standing by, sent a message to Shuang'er, "Miss Shuang'er, I don't think it's appropriate for you to let them read it like this."
Hearing Yuan Bihua's words, Shuang'er's eyes lit up and said, "Master, this is an inner disciple of the Yu Lei Sect, with the cultivation level of a spirit. Let him guide you. I think it will help you avoid some detours~"
Taoist Yu was overjoyed, and immediately stood up and bowed, saying: "Then please ask this Taoist friend to teach me, and Huilian, let's listen together~"
Pan Huilian also showed a look of joy. She was training in the Beast Taming Sect, and apart from Xin'er and Niu'er, no one else was willing to give her guidance. Xin'er and Niu'er had only been training for a short time and were at a low level, so they were of little help.
Now there is a deity giving them enlightenment and instruction, which is really the best thing that can be done.
Yuan Bihua quickly returned the greeting and said, "It is my honor. If you two are willing, please show me the technique and I will explain it to you in detail."
Seeing that the three of them were getting into the mood right away, Xin'er stood up and said, "Looking at their looks, I think Shuang'er will have to stay here for a few days. Let's go out for a walk~"
Shuang'er called Zheng Feifei over, and the three beauties went out shopping. With Xin'er accompanying them, they were the safest in this area, and there was no way they would be blind.