The emperor is a nine-tailed fox

Chapter 57 Lan Shan is angry

Logically speaking, Lan Shan should be easy to coax.My invitation to her was quite enough*, but she seemed to have been prepared for a long time in her heart, her face remained firm, but there was only a fleeting sly light in her eyes, she fixed her eyes on me, then retracted her head miserly, and buried her head in her hands. dictionaries.

"En." A faint sound.

I frowned in confusion for a moment, thinking that I hadn't made it clear, and then I was about to explain it to her in detail.Just as she was about to open her mouth, she raised her hand to cover my lips, blocking the movement of my mouth.Zhuang Ruo ignored it, and asked Mu'er: "Mu'er, after the morning lessons, let's go to change our clothes early, and the Taifu will teach us archery later...

After finishing speaking, Mu'er stood up with the support, his body was as boneless as a willow, and he was blown away by a gust of wind.

Ren I froze where I was, with only one thought flashing through, hurriedly staggered to the outside of the hall, called Laishan, and asked him if the plan could be leaked.

He said, no.

As soon as the words fell, the eunuch at the vermilion gate came in and announced: "The emperor is here!"

The physical and mental torture between His Majesty the Emperor and me in the past few days really made me feel anxious, I didn't want to meet here, so I hurriedly dragged Laishan to kneel on the ground to salute.Fortunately, the old man didn't have the intention of chatting with me, so he casually said "flat body" and surrounded by the crowd, he crossed the red threshold and entered the inner hall.

After exhorting all the family members to "work your muscles and bones, starve your body", and learned that the next class is Professor Li Taifu's archery, he set up the imperial shooting range.

Said yes, I came here to see how the family members are studying.Even after saying this, he narrowed his eyes meaningfully, and my figure was clearly engraved in his pupils...

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People say that "each has its own strengths and each has its own weaknesses." Since I was young, except for rituals and music, the rest of poetry and books and riding are not good.Today, Lan Shan's father came suddenly, combined with the strange look in his eyes before, I was in palpitations, the chill felt from the soles of my feet to the top of my head...

The Imperial Shooting Field is located on the west side of the school, covering a rather large area. It integrates archery, horse riding, imperial chariots and martial arts training. The [-]th class is complete in martial arts.The only downside is that the tutor who is teaching is too fierce.

At that time, Li Taifu was over sixty years old, although he was old and strong, he could not fight the enemy bravely after all, but he could kill the momentum of us little princes in the family school.Xu Shi had experienced in the Shura battlefield for a long time, and his face was engraved with a three-pointed and seven-pointed chill, but Lan Shan still had a little face.

Seeing His Majesty the Emperor coming in person, he just stepped forward to salute neither humble nor overbearing.

Lan Shan came a quarter of an hour earlier than me, and now she has better clothes. She took off her long skirt and went into battle, with a bit of heroic figure drawn between her eyebrows.

It is convenient to drag and scatter the family, just tie the cuffs on top.Their respective personal attendants took the quiver and bow from the iron frame, and came to the mountain and handed them to me.God knows, my homework is the worst among all the families, I can handle a pen, I can draw a bow... I am not as big as Lan Shanla.

"Prepare—" Taifu Li was dressed in a black dress, with a silver armor girdle around his waist, with a deep cold expression, he shouted frighteningly.

The children of each family did not dare to slack off, and in addition to the Emperor's visit in person for a few days, they were gearing up and working hard.Hurry up and stand in front of the twenty bamboo targets one by one. Lan Shan stands behind her father, with infinite worry swirling in her eyes, and a few gleams of... pity in her eyes locked on me!

"Pull the bow!"

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"Nock the arrow!"

"...Listen to my password...Ling, Linghu...Linghu thought, draw the bow, you are slow, is this bow so difficult to pull..." Li Taifu tensed the muscles on his face, and his face was dark Walking towards me, like a storm roaring from the cape, it almost swept me into the clouds and the wind.

Being drunk by him, my three souls and seven souls were half flying, and I subconsciously cast a look at Lan Shan for help.But she saw that the corners of her mouth were stiff, and she was covering her face with a white silk scarf, and the words "this person is not my emperor's husband" were clearly written on the top of her head.

Seeing this, I tried my best to squeeze the water in my eyes, trying to use this bleak and dense autumn to paint an ink painting scene of "the emperor's husband is pitiful".

And Lan Shan shook her head in a careless manner, and then cast a look of "I am helpless".In the end, he simply stomped his feet, and turned around with his face still half covered with silk.

I still wanted to continue to struggle, but the majestic figure of the Tai Tuo seemed to settle in front of me, with brows bristling, as if he was going to take me out to feed the fish.

With a mellow voice: "Look ahead!" I hurriedly followed suit, "Keep your left eye on the bull's-eye, put your left foot in front, keep your feet shoulder-level, take an arrow...shoot!"

"Hoo!" The arrow feathers tore through the air, "Dang!"

Right on the ground.

Immediately there was a burst of mocking laughter, mixed with whispers.

At the same time, His Majesty the Emperor looked regretful, and his eyes fell on Jian Yu and me who fell to the ground, wandered back and forth for a moment, and then fell on the little fat ball that was thrown to cover his face.After murmuring for a long time, I finally choked out a sentence: "Look at what you're looking at."

No such personal attacks!

After hearing this, Fuchen held the things in his hands and hurried forward to comfort him.I said that I had no strength to restrain a chicken, and said that I was "different", but I had no power to recover. His Majesty the Emperor staggered from his lonely back, and was supported by the head of the eunuch to go back!

In the huge venue, some people were happy and some were sad, and of course there were those like Lan Shan who couldn't vent their anger.

All of a sudden, these harem jokes were circulated inside and outside the imperial city, word of mouth, and different opinions. Some people said that Linghu wanted to shoot himself in the foot before His Majesty the Emperor. Escape the words of the matchmaker.

Some people said that Linghu Xiangben was well-known in the capital as being stubborn, but he temporarily blinded the Empress Dowager's eyes with his good looks.

And I, in the midst of the rumors... ecstatic.

To be disappointed by His Majesty the Emperor is nothing more than an insurmountable gap on the avenue leading to the "Road to the Imperial Husband". No matter how the little fat ball covers the sky with one hand, it will be impossible for a dead horse to cure a living horse!

But what is mixed is that when the gossip and gossip in the streets and alleys spread into the deep courtyard of the palace, even my favorite thing about staying in the brothel also got into the east palace of the empress dowager!

So much so that Little Fat Ball has tried every means to torture me these few days, playing tricks on me...

"Snapped!"

"Tell me, what's going on between you and that brothel Huakui Yangwu... What is love for a concubine, what is unswerving until death, what must be Qing..." In the main hall of the East Palace, Lan Shan put the teacup with gilded sulfur flowers in her hand. Pat sat on the table, spilled more than half of the good bamboo leaf green in the cup, and blurred on the table.

She questioned this in my ear no less than ten times in the past two days.And every time I need to talk about the time of a stick of incense, I can barely give up.This time the setting sun is slanting, and the sky is boiling with a warm orange color.After a whole day of studying, it's already half past one hour, and the little fat ball is still so endless... I really lost my patience.

Besides, there is nothing wrong with these words, and it made me feel at ease when they were heard by His Majesty the Emperor and the Empress, at least one step closer to the goal of "must die on the way of the emperor's husband".

"Grandma, grandma, Xiao Wang already told you, this is a misunderstanding..."

"Then did you stay in the brothel!?"

"..." I put my head on the table and said weakly, "Yes, yes, yes..."

"You!" Lan Shan messed up the handkerchief even more, bit her lower lip, and said angrily again, "Why are you so shameless...you...when I ascend the throne, I will definitely want your father Break your leg... What are you doing in the brothel?!"

"Look at the beauty... Your Highness has been there before, but you know that the woman inside is naked and her body is loose... her gestures and gestures are full of viciousness that ordinary women don't have, and it's not a problem to be seductive!" I clicked my tongue intentionally.

"You!" As if hitting the bottom line with one sentence, Lan Shan threw away the entangled silk in her hands in a rage, disregarding the imperial daughter's calm demeanor, in the astonishment of Mu'er, Eunuch Fuchen, and the servants of the Eastern Palace, Putting the handle on my ear, "I'm going to teach you a shameless bum today..."

"what!"