The emperor is a nine-tailed fox

Chapter 5

The capital of the Snow Country is the most prosperous, with horse-drawn carriages passing through the streets and the sound of horseshoes orderly.

Sitting in the car, I felt that the historian was very intrusive today. When I thought about it, I lifted the curtain and asked the butler: "Old Bai, do you know that there was a young historian in the dynasty?"

"Oh, you're talking about the housekeeper in the palace, Huafang, right...he's well-known in our snow country." Butler Bai beat the horse's whip with a bit of force, "Why? The lord has seen... ..."

He spoke so vigorously, his usually dark and greasy face unexpectedly radiated infinite spring light.The content of the speech is probably like this...

"Hua Fang, who was born in a family of operas, was addicted to writing operas when he was young. When he was 16 years old, he wrote "Brother Huanzhu" which became famous and caught the enthusiasm of the people all over the country. He also released "Yilian Village" one after another "Dream" and "Daddy Deep Mother Mengmeng" and other high-quality and high-standard operas have reached the pinnacle of life since then. But Brother Huafang is not satisfied, and a "large-scale inspirational palace dream" has been burning in his heart , it was only then that he worked so hard to enter the palace as a living servant. On the surface, he was responsible for recording Her Majesty's daily trivial matters, but in fact he was ready to go... I heard that the writing had already begun at the end of the year. According to folk gossip, this play The name is tentatively set as "The Harem·Linghu Biography""

As soon as the words fell to the ground, I couldn't help laughing dryly, sighing for the fact that my Linghu family is about to become famous all over the country.

Linghu is not Wang's surname. My grandfather's grandfather followed the Supreme Emperor's Supreme Emperor to fight on the battlefield, and the smoke was everywhere. After the Quartet was settled, my grandfather's grandfather should be named the prince, but in the future, the generation will not be as good as the previous generation. They will all inherit the throne If you lose your reputation, it will be even worse for me... to become a Taoist priest.

To have the opportunity to be retained by history, to be recalled by future generations, to make my grandpa's grandfather smile Jiuquan, as for Huafang, it seems that I have to encourage him to support him and acquiesce to him from time to time!

Glorious lintel, just around the corner!

Today, the palace is full of people.When I got out of the car rashly, I saw dazzling matchmaker moles flashing past one by one, and the thick powder and smoky saliva rushed towards my face, choking me so much that I couldn't open my eyes. He staggered into the main hall.

Seeing the relief on my father's face and my mother's concubine's anxious face, I was picking through the scrolls of beauties in the room.

A matchmaker said: "This is Lord Shangshu's daughter, twenty-eight years old. She is proficient in all kinds of piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, well-behaved, pleasant, and understanding. But the jewel in the palm of Lord Shangshu, apart from a little eye disease and not being able to distinguish red and green, All positive reviews."

A matchmaker said: "I am the young daughter of the Taishi Lord. I am pure and innocent. Not to mention the piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, the female red embroidery is even more outstanding. Except for the strong hair and stubble on the face, it is also harmless. I can walk out of the hall. into the kitchen."

Lady Concubine Mu, handed over a cup of light green tea in her hand, dusted off the square handkerchief in her hand, and shouted leisurely: "Next batch!"

When she was supported by the nanny at the side, she shuttled gracefully between the portrait and the matchmaker.Finally, pretending to be puzzled and pondering, he stopped and asked, "May I ask if the girl in this painting has pockmarks on her face, or does the girl have a face on the pockmarks?"

The cunning matchmaker grunted her eyes and showed her big yellow teeth, shouting that this is an abstract painting technique that has just been introduced to the Snow Country from the Western Regions.

Forgive me for being superficial, but I really can't see any truth, goodness and beauty from the pockmarked face.When I was exhausted physically and mentally, I leaned on the door frame and wanted to fall asleep.The single, older and leftover women in Snow Country are fundamentally a problem of "quality".Aware of the turmoil in the world, after thousands of years, the prosperity ends, the solution to the leftover women has to be started from the dolls!

Her Majesty the Empress came here at this time, and the middle-aged and elderly women in front of the courtyard all restrained the portraits in their hands and the matchmaker moles on their cheeks.Under the leadership of the servants of the palace, they performed the ceremony of kneeling in an orderly manner.Wearing an aqua blue shirt, adding to the elegant demeanor of shining water and sunny, the small family is jasper.

Picking up the snow-coloured handkerchief in one hand, and putting a willow on the back of Eunuch Fuchen's hand with the other, he entered the front hall with great demeanor.

He took two steps forward, passed my father, and then passed my mother, unexpectedly stopped in front of me, leaned over, held my arm and said solemnly: "Everyone get up."

There was another rustling sound.I saw the old faces of my father, queen, mother and concubine turn from red to white, and then from white to blue.Her Majesty's every move can still create a whirlwind. If she doesn't help the child, her father doesn't help the child and her mother. He just came to help my brother-in-law. It seems that the secret history of the palace is destined to get a piece of the cake...

With the arrival of her old man, I, Linghu Palace, Palace trembled for no reason.She turned around and sat down on the nanmu chair Shi Shiran: "I heard that today's Linghu Palace is unprecedentedly grand, and I'm here to join in the fun." A smile curled up on the corner of her mouth, and her tone was soft, "I don't know...what do you think, brother-in-law. "

"Your Majesty's visit today is because my palace is full of splendor, my humble minister... my humble minister..."

I told the empress to speak a handful of official Chinese, but now I can't help but be at a loss for words, and I hesitated for a long time, but I didn't say why.

She raised her hand to smooth the strands of black hair on her chest, and said with a deep smile, "I am the daughter-in-law of the Linghu Palace, and it stands to reason that I am the little prince's sister-in-law. It is also my duty to choose a princess for the little prince." .

My father, queen, mother and concubine kowtowed to thank me, and I held on to my broken mind.A sentence popped out from between the teeth: "Thank you, Lord Ron."

She smiled quietly.

In fact, the four words Xie Zhu Long En are nothing more than official words to flatter the emperor, which can be classified as diplomatic rhetoric.In layman's terms...you are the emperor, as long as you are happy!

Just a word from Her Majesty the Empress robbed the mother and concubine of Cai Cai's job.Eunuch Fuchen knew very well how to deduce the meaning of the Holy Spirit. With a flick of the duster, a row of eunuchs behind him took those abstract scrolls and displayed them in front of Her Majesty the Empress.

If you say that the Queen is the Son of Heaven, the Ninth Five-Year Honor, the Nine-Dragon True Qi body protection, the picture scrolls, the abstract scenes, the beautiful and white face is still calm and clear: "This is a good picture, with a scorpion head and moth eyebrows, and the eyes are flowing. .There is the small jasper in the first picture, the bright eyes in the second picture, and the graceful posture in the third picture. Does the little prince like it?"

I stepped forward to take a look, and the foot-picking man in this painting is really...exotic.

Butler Bai was submerged in the crowd, so he bravely came to explain to us: "Isn't this the widow Liu who died of her husband just after giving birth?"

Her Majesty continued to nod calmly: "I have rich experience in marriage, and I still picked up a son for nothing."

You are the queen, you have the final say!

The third prince, who was only a man yesterday, realized the sudden change in the national style.Today I am immersed in Her Majesty's heavy taste and cannot extricate myself.Instinctively cast a look of "saving someone's life" at my father, but he has already accepted the words "unfortunate family" for granted.

Under the influence of Confucius and Mencius culture, most of the officials have the loyalty of "the king let the minister die, and the minister has to die".If I had to put a level on this picture of death, then I should belong to the category of dead bodies.It is true that I am still a prince after all, and I am also a prince who has been a Taoist priest. Regardless of my status and rank, I still have a strong character and nobility!Even the fish on the chopping board had to be shaken and dropped a couple more times.

At that moment, she lifted the hem of her black clothes and knelt down.With an unshakable heroic spirit, he said filled with righteous indignation: "Your Majesty, I am grateful for your hard work on Xiao Wang's marriage. It's just that Xiao Wang is really... Long Yang, with broken sleeves."

The summary of the last four words was resounding, but the father, queen, mother and concubine were bothered by my words, and they breathed a sigh of relief.

"So, the little lord looks down on us widows!"

Plop, plop, plop, plop, kneeling one after another, Her Majesty's words startled all the people in the hall.My father, the queen, and the concubine couldn't hold back their usual reserve, clasped their fists at the queen and shouted three times, Her Majesty calmed down.

I answered knowingly, "Look at your majesty's lesson, I have absolutely no such intention!"

"How to prove it."

"All according to His Majesty's arrangement."

Her light-white fingers brushed across the hem of her clothes, and her figure was as light as a swallow gliding across the river, she got up and went out.

"Then enter the palace!"

In the Fenglan Dynasty, on the seventh day of March, the red luan shines everywhere and is prone to spring.In the famous aphorism "Once you enter the palace, it's as deep as the sea", and "Don't guess what the queen thinks", I didn't feel sleepy at all.