eurekapd Chapter 81
Chapter 81
"Scare him"
Ji Tinghan felt that his IQ was being rubbed on the ground by Su Lan, and he couldn't help but angrily said, "You, you! Are you insulting me as a dog? How could there be a white tiger who likes to play frisbee throwing? You are insulting me IQ of—"
Ji Tinghan's voice stopped abruptly.
At this moment, his finger was pointing in the direction of the frisbee. After the frisbee landed on the ground, it stretched out four rotatable wheels to rotate 365 degrees. At the same time, it launched a small butterfly pattern and projected it on the big tree, instantly attracting the attention of several monster cubs.
How could there be a monster cub who doesn't like the spinning frisbee that biubiubiu projects a pattern of colorful little butterflies?It's as if human cubs can't resist beautiful shoes that emit colorful lights and biubiu sounds when they step on the ground.
Every time the disc attracts a monster cub, it slaps Ji Tinghan hard and invisible, laughing at Ji Tinghan, a fool who thinks too much and has delusions of being victimized.
Ji Tinghan took a deep breath, he was not willing to defend himself, "This is just something to fool children, Doctor Su, you—"
The young man frowned, as if he was impatient with the noisy words in the morning.
He clapped his hands, and the Frisbee split into a small square from the center, and at the same time, soap bubbles floated out from the inside, and the top shone with colorful lights under the reflection of the sun.
Snapped!
The grown-up demon emperor dexterously jumped from under the treetops, patted all the bubbles floating in mid-air with his claws, and landed gracefully.
Bubble is still a little childish for the cubs of the Yaozu, but it is just right for the adult Yaozu.
Is there really a curious cat who can't resist popping the soap bubbles that float around him?The answer must be no.
The sound of the Demon Emperor falling to the ground seemed to be another shocking slap, Ji Tinghan's face on both sides was going to burn red, he actually made such a big ugliness, at this moment Ji Tinghan only felt that he was a vexatious clown making people laugh.
Su Lan, Su Lan!
Why can't he act honestly according to his script like the flower demon in his previous life, why can't he be a stepping stone honestly?If it wasn't for Su Lan's sudden desire to cut off his head with a scythe because something went wrong, how could he be in such a state of embarrassment now?
The extreme anger almost overwhelmed Ji Tinghan's rationality, he just wanted to kill all the guys who were laughing at him right now.
"Hold it, host, you must not be angry now, or we will fall short!" The system watched as Ji Tinghan clenched his fists, obviously intending to get angry, "Come on, take a deep breath, take a deep breath with me... "
Ji Tinghan obviously didn't intend to listen to the system's guidance, he subconsciously raised his fist and swung it to hit someone.
Zira.
Ji Tinghan's whole body trembled, and the familiar burning sensation once again flooded every inch of his skin.
The originally normal boy knelt and twitched as if he had epilepsy, holding his heart in his hands, his eyes rolled white when he looked up, and he looked particularly creepy.
The system received the fireworks that roasted the soul. At this moment, it suddenly discovered that it is much easier to use punishment to force that idiot Ji Tinghan to obey than to persuade him with good words. No wonder Ji Tinghan prefers to play robbery when he is in the strategy.
Looking at Ji Tinghan's fallen figure, Su Lan was thoughtful.
The way this guy rolls and flaps his hands, really looks like something is crawling on him...
No, it should be said that it looks like the posture when it is burned by fire.
What a coincidence, the system's punishment requirements for itself are also related to being burned.
Could it be that Ji Tinghan is also bound to the system?Or in other words, what he is bound to himself is a system
But Ji Tinghan had no external or internal injuries, so how would the system punish him?Could it be that this world has the concept of a soul?
Su Lan suddenly had an immature thought.
The soul is already there, so in the realm of comprehension, it is normal to have some ghost cultivators, right?
When Ji Tinghan woke up again, the golden sky was sinking in the west, the full moon hung on the willow branches outside the window, and the faint light was gradually covered by dark clouds in the night.
I was in a very cold place, looking at the gloomy place, I touched it casually, and there was actually a bone that was the length of an adult's arm beside me, my pupils shrank in an instant, and I hurriedly threw the bone out of my hand, in the silent There was a dull landing sound at night.
【system?system? 】
While fumbling around in the room, Ji Tinghan anxiously used his consciousness to call the system in the sea of consciousness in the dark night.
After a while, he finally heard the deep voice of the reliable system, "I'm here."
[Host, don't move around, you've been asleep for half a day.Now you are in Su Lan's bedroom, and you can touch the door frame by walking five steps forward. If you step over it, it is the place where Su Lan puts the medicinal materials. 】
Ji Tinghan probably understood the current situation.
Just now the system punished herself for fainting, so Su Lan carried herself into the room to see a doctor. It seems that Su Lan is not as difficult to attack as she thought. At least this proves that Su Lan still has sympathy for patients.
The pillow I slept on just now is obviously higher than normal pillows. Is it because I have taken special care of myself?And the storybook doesn't always say that after the male lead or the female lead faints, the other party will secretly kiss each other.
What's more, Baihu would help to lick the wound with his tongue after his fellows were injured... In short, the dreamy Ji Tinghan smiled confidently.
The system that synchronized with Ji Tinghan and obtained Ji Tinghan's greasy heartfelt voice silently swallowed the explanation he wanted to say to the host.
In fact, after the host passed out, it was the host's father who bit the host's neck and took the twitching host back to Su Lan's room.And I have to say that some brain circuits between the father and the son are the same. After the cat is injured, it mostly relies on licking the wound with its tongue.
But Ji Tinghan's soul was burnt by the fireworks, and he couldn't find any wounds. The host's father, the Demon King, guessed that the injury might be in the mouth. He was really considering whether to wash the host's mouth with water and then use his tongue to help lick the inside...
Uh, it's a good thing Su Lan stopped this recipe, otherwise the host would probably go crazy and collapse at this moment.
The system silently skipped over this not-so-pleasant topic, and continued, "In short, you just stay on the bed and don't move. Now is not the time to think about stealing medicine."
Ji Tinghan only felt that the system was inexplicable, "Are you crazy? If Su Lan really concocts the medicine that can bring that guy back to life, then I'm doomed?"
[As long as he steals the rarest medicinal ingredients inside, Su Lan will not be able to collect the ingredients to cook the medicine within three days.At that time, I will protect him in front of all the demons with the attitude of a savior, and I will not be able to...]
【idiot! 】
The system hastily interrupted Ji Tinghan's words. It really doesn't know where Ji Tinghan's arrogant optimism comes from. Does he never consider the worst case?
Soon the system understood the reason why Ji Tinghan was abnormal.
Of course he is not normal, his two lives have been unbelievably smooth with his help, and no matter what he does, he can quickly reach the final goal, which is naturally different from those normal people who have suffered.
Just like the emperor who "why not eat minced meat", no, Ji Tinghan's journey is much smoother than that of the emperor, he only needs to use his own strategy to plunder step by step to realize any wish.
Now the system is completely aware of what it means to "lift a rock and hit itself in the foot", and this evil retribution can be regarded as part of the backlash on the system, just like it has to endure that the host is a blind, arrogant and supercilious ordinary man !
[Listen, Su Lan has already laid layers of traps and photo stones where the medicinal materials are placed. If you dare to steal them, all the monsters will know that you have a problem the next day, and your reputation will plummet! 】
The system deeply felt that the most correct decision in his life was to use his avatar to bind Su Lan, otherwise he would not be able to refute this idiot's remarks now, and would definitely watch him go to the road of death.
"You won't be lying to me..." Ji Tinghan hurriedly retracted his feet, and quickly walked towards the bed at the back, "Forget it, what should we do next?"
The system used its spiritual sense to detect the next four weeks, and found that there was no living body in this room except Ji Tinghan and Su Lan who were sleeping on the bed.
[Now, immediately, immediately go to bed, you don't have to worry about anything.The more you do, the faster you die. 】
Ji Tinghan didn't think so, curled the corners of his mouth in dissatisfaction, but thinking about the system's horrific soul-burning magical powers, he honestly went to bed according to the system's instructions.
As the night was dark, Ji Tinghan inexplicably felt that his hands and feet were abnormally cold, and boundless panic surged from the bottom of his heart, but he couldn't figure out where the panic came from.
Just as he was about to call the system, when he heard the creaking sound of the wooden window being blown by the wind, Ji Tinghan suddenly opened his eyes full of panic.
The voice was shrill, mixed with the unpleasant sound of long fingernails scratching the wood, and something stuck to Ji Tinghan's ear, "Cousin, I died a terrible death."
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