eurekapd Chapter 140: This pig is pretty cool. Remember to take him with you if you run away.
Chapter 140: This pig is pretty cool. Remember to take him with you if you run away.
Suddenly, the public screen was full of hahaha, and Ye Qinghuan almost rolled over in joy.
"Su Yunze, Su Yunze, I didn't expect you to have such a miserable day, hahaha——"
Su Yunze had no idea that he had brought great joy to Ye Qinghuan. At this moment, he was still staring at his phone and reading the suggestions from netizens from all over the world.
You can clean it by soaking it in hot water with soda and vinegar;
Others directly ask him to rinse the toilet with toilet cleaning liquid and disinfectant water, and it will be absolutely rinsed.
Su Yunze, who didn't realize that he had been deceived but felt that it was very feasible, hurriedly clicked on the save button. While thanking the netizens who suggested the idea, he took out the butcher's knife and stared at the struggling pig in front of him.
"Pig, don't blame me for your fate! Remember not to be reincarnated as a pig in your next life!"
As he spoke, he closed his eyes and waved the knife forward——
Just hearing a clang, the door of the courtyard was kicked open violently. Uncle JC, who came with the light of justice, met the confused eyes of Su Yunze who was holding a butcher's knife.
Su Yunze, who was worried that no one could help him, suddenly realized when he saw the iconic costume.
That's right, if you are in trouble, ask Uncle JC for help! Labor delivered to your doorstep!
If you miss this street, there will be no such person!
Immediately, Su Yunze flew forward with a sliding shovel and respectfully presented his weapon butcher's knife.
"Brother jc, I need help! Please help me kill a pig!"
The two boys looked at each other. Originally they just came to verify the authenticity of the pictures, but they didn't expect to get a big job for themselves.
"Comrade, I cannot guarantee that I can solve your problem, but I am willing to give it a try!"
The one in front of him was the eldest brother Su Yunze had met twice. He took the big knife from Su Yunze's hand and walked towards Zhuzhu with a look of despair on his face.
However, as he didn't know how to kill pigs, he looked at that strong body and didn't know where to start. He gestured left and right with the knife, and finally turned his head.
"Well, what should be the first step in killing a pig?"
Listening to this clear question, Su Yunze fell silent, and the other brother also fell silent.
“Boss, let it snow——”
"Hey, you know it! If you didn't tell me earlier, come on!"
The young man was pulled forward with too much force and almost fell down on the pig. Because he was pushed over by the pig when he was a child,
Even though he has grown tall and thick, he still maintains awe in his heart for creatures like pigs.
He immediately clasped his hands and said piously,
"Zhu'er, there's always a wrongdoer and a debtor. If you want revenge, please go to him! I'm just a helper!"
After saying that, he secretly pointed to Su Yunze who was watching on the side,
Su Yunze:......
It’s really fast! Does Master Jc also believe in cause and effect?
Netizens were even laughed out of their minds by the two guys’ actions.
[haha... Su Yunze definitely didn't tell them that this was a live broadcast... Hahaha, I won't be hacked to death by the leader when I go back later]
[It’s such a loss, it’s such a loss. This is a job transfer for Su Yunze. He is obviously the pig butcher. This will scare me so much that I will pray to God hahaha——]
[I think it would be better if you hire a pig-killing master to teach you. With my sharp eyesight of more than 20 years, you can’t handle this pig. ]
[Hahaha, I agree - the director must have had a brain injury and didn't arrange water pipes. Let a man who only knows how to eat meat kill a pig. I'm just going to see if the pig can survive! ]
Ye Qinghuan hurriedly followed the hot topics and liked the comments on the public screen that did not look good on Su Yunze and others for killing pigs. The netizens who were peeking behind the screen had their mouths twitching.
[Upstairs, have you forgotten your identity? Go live the live broadcast quickly and stop peeking at the screen! ]
[Su Yunze: Ye Qinghuan, you have no heart! ! ]
At this moment, Ye Qing was so happy that he couldn't find the north. He was having a heated discussion on the public screen and laughed directly with the netizens. Until half an hour later,
After waiting for the flowers to be removed, Ye Qinghuan finally couldn't help but urge her after refilling her fourth cup of coffee.
[By the way, will this pig be killed today? ]
As these words were sent, the little brother in the picture finally moved. He used the same posture as Su Yunze, closing his eyes and stretching out his hands, hacking and slashing randomly——
In an instant, Zhuzhu's painful moans filled the entire courtyard, causing netizens in the live broadcast room to retreat.
Everyone watched helplessly as the blood-stained pig jumped its legs, broke free from the hemp rope, and suddenly got up from the ground. In the frightened eyes of the JC boy, it ran towards its enemy Su Yunze.
Su Yunze was covering his ears and hiding in the corner. The next moment, he felt that there was something huge under his crotch, and his people had no legs to move. He saw his little brother disappearing in front of his eyes.
Looking down, he was shocked.
Wow, this pig is pretty cool. Remember to take him with you when you run away!
Su Yunze, who was being carried upside down, finally came to his senses in the eyes of everyone and reached out for help.
"Ah ah ah, help-"
"Oh, chase quickly——"
As the director watched the situation continue to reverse, his heartbeat had somehow calmed down.
Even if jc comes to your door, how can you kill a pig? You can lead the pig away and let jc save you!
The director took another Jiuxin Pill, raised his hand tremblingly and pointed at the assistant director,
"Quickly, bring a few people to protect Su Yunze, don't let anyone die!"
Su Yunze, who was running wildly on Zhuzhu's back, couldn't care less about his face at this moment. He hurriedly leaned down and hugged Zhuzhu's fat butt tightly with both hands.
No matter how much the pig's tail slapped him in the face, he would just lower his head and hug him tightly, not letting go.
The staff who ran wildly with cameras finally caught up with Zhu Zhu after twenty minutes, perfectly showing Su Yunze's heroic posture riding the pig in front of everyone.
"Save—save the nest! Stop patting me and pull me down first—"
Su Yunze howled with all his strength. The next second, Zhuzhu seemed to understand and paused.
The two boys who were blocking the way from front to back also slowed down and gently drove Zhuzhu backwards.
Su Yunze realized that this was the safest opportunity and hurriedly stepped forward. He jumped down from behind the pig's butt with lightning speed and landed perfectly on the back.
Before Su Yunze could be happy for a second, he felt a little more dampness on his back, and an ominous premonition swept through his body inexplicably.
Piggy: Guess why I don’t move!
He stretched his neck back and took a look. His face was instantly greener than the lump on his back!
"Oh no, I am at odds with you today!"
"Big pig, suffer death!"
Su Yunze shouted loudly, and if he grabbed a stone, he would die with the big pig.
However, the vengeful Piggy would not play with such a fool. He immediately walked in a snake shape, jumped from the grass on the side, easily climbed up the hillside, and ran away along the road.
After eating a mouthful of mud, Su Yunze was about to cry without tears. When he was pulled up by the little brother, his face was filled with despair.
The little brother endured the pungent smell and patted him on the shoulder out of humanitarianism.
"Brother, as long as everything is okay, the most important thing now is to catch the pig back first!"
Then, in the eyes of everyone who was laughing like crazy, they saw Su Yunze's face distorted from crying, staring at the green daddy running towards the direction where the big pig disappeared, and he did not forget to shout,
"Piggy come back -"