Cub Recruitment Office

Chapter 245

Gossip Forum of the Special Alien Management Office on Earth:

Subject: Hahahaha, I'm going to laugh like crazy, we just had a dinner, it didn't affect the company's development at all, and even gave bonuses to the employees, this document actually...

Main Building: Said that we are not doing our job properly, which affects the stable development of the company, and ordered us to close the door from now on to check for mistakes, when to check out the mistakes, admit the mistakes and reopen.This is just kidding me, there are so many employees below, let them all take an indefinite vacation, is this an idea that would come up with a fool, right?

The CEO has already spoken, so don't worry about this matter. If they are persistent, we will expose it and see if the public opinion is on our side or theirs.The zoo also expressed its willingness to help us. The Internet celebrity Leopard is on our side. He now has nearly 1000 million fans. Once it is exposed, the effect will be great.

I just feel that their faces are so ugly, and I am more handsome in comparison for a while.

Hey... Kill Matt Ma just helped me get a new hairstyle, let's take a look and see how it goes. [Selfie Picture][Selfie Picture]

Floor 1: I vaguely remember reading the post yesterday. At the beginning, I said it in a serious manner. I almost resonated with it. But when I turned around, I posted a selfie photo and said my purpose. It really scared me!Although you like Shamat horse very much, I still want to remind you that the aesthetics of that horse is different from everyone else’s. You are still young. I have no objection to your liking this horse, but please don’t like him. How about a hobby? ! !

Floor 2: The alpaca brother who has dyed a bunch of hair on his head, straightened it, and fixed it with hairspray can hardly bear to look at him. I think your hooves are better than your hairstyle.

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Floor 2322: Why do you slander me on the first floor!I am not happy let me tell you!The alpaca brother likes me very much. He said that he will be engaged to me in the future, get married and have a baby! ! !

Building 2323: Touch the upstairs, but I don't want to have the same hairstyle as you, so come and wash it off for me, if my father and brother see it, they will definitely hate you again, and hate you for spoiling me .

Building 2324: tat okay, I'll come.

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Is it easy to seize a company?Sometimes it's easy, but sometimes it's not.

The administrative level of the Special Alien Management Office of the Earth is very high. At least the relevant departments can come up with a random document and send it over, and the company does not have to accept it.

The interests of ordinary employees are the most important. This is the face of the company and the bottom line of the company. Now that someone tries to challenge this bottom line, what awaits him will be the blame of the whole society.Sometimes when the public opinion becomes big, it is fatal for a small leader who pays attention to his reputation.

"Do you want to expose it?" Minister Xiao Jin strolled into the CEO's office, followed by the white rabbit bouncing around, still gnawing a young grass in his mouth.

Laying on the desk and scanning the company website, the little white cat nodded, "Expose him, but we have to make two preparations. I think Tengcheng can't stay any longer, so let's prepare to move. The next location will be moved directly to the company's website." Let’s talk abroad. In the past few days, let the cubs practice foreign languages, don’t go outside and don’t understand what others say.”

"Well, Mr. Parrot's foreign language is quite good. I will let him be a teacher and open a live teaching post on the company's website." Mr. Nanbo Rabbit, that is, the white rabbit, came to the little golden jackal and rubbed his leg. keep talking.

"OK." The little white cat nodded.

Seize the company?It was like a big joke, it was the funniest thing that happened to them all year, and the pups could laugh all year.

Sure enough, after the exposure, the plausible document was quickly withdrawn and replaced. The main content was no longer seized, but a fine was imposed, and the specific amount was huge.Throw the documents aside and ignore them, and the company is not idle. All the cubs use their own devices to log on to the company website, preparing to learn foreign languages ​​with Mr. Parrot.

But there was news from the bottom of the company that the company was going to close down.

"Brother Yan, do you think this is true?" Yan Hui didn't know that the cubs in his family were all aliens and employees of the company, so he said worriedly, "Our set Although the small house has been paid in full, I still want to save money... I am afraid of being poor, and without money, I will feel insecure, and the more money I have, the better the sense of security."

"Our family is not short of money now. The company will definitely not go bankrupt. I believe in the strength of the company." Yan Mu said while embroidering cross-stitch, "But it may be relocated or something will happen...not necessarily..."

The last point of the cross-stitch is about to be finished, and Yan Mu has to frame it in a wooden frame and hang it in the living room of the villa.In fact, he had a vague guess in his heart, the cubs are all aliens, and they are so profitable, sooner or later something will happen, who made them so good.

Excellent cubs have become thorns in some people's eyes, thorns in their flesh, and they want to get rid of them quickly. They want to occupy the money they earn, want to make them bow their heads, and want to control them. Unfortunately, that's just thinking about it , just think about it.

No matter how the other party responds or what measures are taken, the Earth’s Special Alien Management Office will keep the enemy moving and I will not move. If the enemy moves, I will stop with stillness. way?

On the company website, the cubs are all staring at the computer screen curiously. The office of the big lion is the busiest, because there are so many little lion brothers, and they usually come to work in groups. Go to the big lion's computer, squeeze the big lion aside, the brothers chatted twitteringly.

"I'll go and call the little tiger cub, he's alone, not lively at all." The seventeenth brother, little lion, jumped off the table while talking, quickly ran to the next office, stood at the door and let out a yelp , "Smelly tiger, do you want to hide in the office and study secretly? Come out and show you my handsome demeanor!"

"Stupid lion!" The little tiger cub jumped out, raised his paw and patted the little lion's head and said, "Then I'll go and see how you learn foreign languages. Let me tell you, Mr. Parrot's foreign language level is very high, and it is said that he will be good at it." There are several human languages, and I don't know where he learned it from..."

The two cubs were muttering, and they entered the office side by side. At this time, there was a voice asking everyone to prepare, and they didn't dare to speak. They climbed up the body of the big lion and squatted on the computer. In the front, look at the colorful squatting on the screen, next to Mr. Qi, a fluffy big dumpling, walking around and serving Mr. Parrot.

Clearing his throat, Mr. Parrot said, "Now, I will teach you foreign languages. This live post is linked to the company account. I have countless cameras here that can use the face recognition system to find you. There is a record, don't say I didn't remind you when the punishment comes down. It's the first time teaching, if there is anything wrong, please bear with me."

The adopted son of the Qinglang family has been very low-key recently, because he is fascinated by foreign languages ​​and often stays at home to study by himself. Of course, Mr. Qi will follow. He will also make nuts for Mr. Parrot, and he has no time to exercise. I gained some weight over time, no, I gained a lot of weight...

Mr. Qi has grown from a fluffy little furball to a large one. He still hasn't grown any feathers. Now that Mr. Parrot is a teacher, he has become an assistant, busy running around.

The preparations were finally cooking. Mr. Parrot took out a book and began to explain. Those letters have another way of reading, and the combination represents a meaning. There are thousands of ways to combine the 26 letters, each of which represents One meaning, all these meanings must be memorized, and the order of the arrangement and combination of letters must be memorized, and it must be read and written in fluent language.

This alone is not enough, and these words have to be combined to form simple or complex sentences, read out fluently so that one can express one's own meaning and understand what others are saying.

After listening to Mr. Parrot's introduction, the cubs became dizzy. They found that they couldn't remember the strange letters and words with strange shapes. It was difficult for them to learn, even to accept.

"No... I'd rather be spanked than study!" The little lion lay on the table, wagging his tail and wailing, "I was also a top student back then, and my father taught me the tricks of hunting and the knowledge I need, and I learned it , according to my father's explanation, my education was already a doctoral student at that time."

"Come on, the Ph.D. among human beings still needs to take the foreign language test, and this one can get you stuck." The little tiger cub said bluntly, "Who wanted me to see his heroic appearance just now, where is his heroic appearance now? I Why do you only see one hairy leg?"

Getting up suddenly, the little lion felt that he was ashamed. He hurried to the computer, pressed the mouse with his paw, clicked back, imitated Mr. Parrot, and muttered for a long time, but his tail was stiff and he didn't learn it.

The whole lion was a little dejected, and the little lion drooped his head and said, "This is too embarrassing for the lion. I don't think I can learn it. I don't know what the structure of Mr. Parrot's head is. He is very powerful. Tiger cub, can you learn it?" You said before that you are smarter than me, now it's time to show it, show it to me."

The other lion cubs also tried it, and found that the foreign language was difficult to speak, so they got together and let the tiger cub try it.

The striped and alternated fur looks very beautiful. The little tiger cub turned his head, glanced at the door, turned around and ran towards the door while saying, "This time I will admit that you are stronger than me, so you come on, little lion. You can’t learn this language anyway!”

The posts on the website also exploded. After the first class, Mr. Parrot's reputation spread to all the cubs' ears. They all sighed together that such a difficult foreign language requires a very strong talent. If you don't have talent, you can learn it by rote. If you recite it, don't study it, because it is too difficult.

"I would rather play with foreign dogs than learn this foreign language! Mr. President, can you change the rules so that only some of the cubs can learn it well."

"Yes, yes, we are so stupid, we will definitely not learn."