Cub Recruitment Office

Chapter 227

Anonymous Forum of the Earth Ad Hoc Alien Management Office:

Subject: I can't sleep late at night, so I post while my phone is still charged.Seriously, I never expected this to happen...

Main building: The thing is like this, I went to bed after dinner, everyone was busy on the road during the day, very tired, of course I have to have a good rest at night, but I am always alert when I sleep, and I can hear any sound.

In the middle of the night, a man circled around my tent. I heard that he was not my own, so I quietly crawled to the door of the tent, preparing to throw him out when he came in.

At this moment, things took a magical turn. He really wanted to come in, and I threw my hoof out, but because the angle was not right, it was the first time I put my hoof on, and I had no experience, so I accidentally kicked it his egg...

So here comes the question, listening to his screams, it seems very serious, I seem to have seriously injured a human being?Is there anyone who hasn't slept at night, and I want to ask how to deal with this kind of thing.The other party is a foreigner, will this rise to an international issue.

Floor 1: Landlord, are you sure you kicked his balls?Bend down and drill into the tent, the egg should be behind the body, it shouldn't be so easy to kick it, right?The landlord had better take a closer look, maybe you kicked him in another part, and he only screamed because of pain.

Floor 2: The egg is indeed more important. If it really explodes, he should quit the game immediately and take a helicopter to the hospital for treatment, otherwise the consequences will be disastrous.But I still hope that the landlord did not kick the egg, otherwise the problem is really troublesome.

3rd Floor: This person wants to enter the tent because he wants to take advantage of Yan Xiaohui?He made a mistake in the first place, even if he kicked the egg, it's nothing. If he dares to protest, we have a way to dismiss it.Don't worry, the landlord, this trivial matter is nothing in the Ministry of Foreign Affairs, and any employee can handle it.

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Floor 234: Ah, Mr. Nanbo Rabbit has spoken, did the host see it?Don't worry, it won't be a big deal.

Floor 235: I see. I closed the tent and went to sleep. Ignore him.

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This man had a clever plan, he thought that as long as he got into the tent and controlled Yan Hui before he could react, the two of them would have a good sex, maybe they could have a sex every night, thinking of the ecstasy The taste, his body could not control the excitement.

However, the plan was very good, but it was doomed to die before the mission was completed, because he would never have imagined that a hoof would suddenly appear from the tent and kick his body at a very tricky angle, causing him to burst out with an 'aww' There was a scream.

If he was asked to describe that kind of pain, he would say that if giving birth to a child is a pain of level ten, then the pain of breaking an egg is a pain of level twenty, which is not something humans can bear.

Such screams quickly attracted the attention of the assistant. He quickly came out of the tent, saw the person lying on the ground, and looked at the intact tent, feeling a little baffled.The man was in pain all over his body, and it took a long time before he got up and stumbled back to his tent. The first thing he had to do was to take off his pants and check his eggs.

When the pain was painful, it was like giving birth to ten or eight children in an instant, and the body was almost numb. When the real examination was performed, the person felt fine, because the broken egg was not too serious, at least he could bear it, but The game is doomed not to be able to continue to participate, and must contact the outside after dawn to quit the game.

The hoof of the quagga wasn't really that eye-catching, but it was a coincidence that the strength and angle were just right, so the man was unlucky enough to get hit.At that time, other cubs in the tent also woke up, but when they saw the quagga knocked down the other, they didn't care anymore, and fell asleep again after closing their eyes.

Early the next morning, Yan Mu got up to move his body and began to toss about food.The people on the other side also faltered and said that they wanted to quit the game. Of course, the teammates found it incredible, so the night watchman told what he had seen and heard last night.

"He just circled around the tent, backed out as soon as he entered, and then rolled on the ground with his eggs in his hands." They were all his own people, and the night watchman told the truth.

The eyes of the others subconsciously turned around on this person's eggs. Although they were separated by clothes, their eyes still made this person restless just like the essence.He blushed and said in a low voice: "They are very dangerous, and I advise you not to cooperate with them. I will leave later, I wish you good luck."

It's just that when he was talking, the others still couldn't help but look at his body. It was hard to imagine what happened to make his eggs break, and thinking about it made people clamp their legs.But then again, after all, it happened to other people. If I can't empathize with myself, I can't feel the pain accordingly. The few people didn't take their companion's warning to heart, and they still chose to cooperate with Yan Mu and the others. .

They brought their own food over to Yan Mu. It was some compressed biscuits and canned food, as well as a stack of noodles, which was a lot and enough for them to eat.Yan Mu didn't know that someone in the opponent's team was about to leave at this moment, so he quickly finished boiling water, cooked noodles and porridge, shared them with everyone, and then started to pack up and set off.

The cubs still could only hide, and while they were on their way, they were busy in the corners, and cheered a little when they saw bird nests on the ground.

The little lion ran wildly with the burden on his shoulders, and saw the tiger cub in front of him, with patterns on his buttocks, the little lion felt that it was not pleasing to the eye, so he rushed up and patted his paw.The little tiger cub thought it was another cub who accidentally bumped into him, but when he saw that it was a lion cub, he turned around immediately, slapped his paw on the cub's head, and ran forward quickly.

"You actually slapped my face! My face! My handsome face! If you slap my face badly, I will never end with you! Stinky tiger!" The little lion yelled and chased after him, wanting to pat return.

Turning his head to look at the little lion, the little tiger cub smiled and said, "Your face is still handsome and not broken, so you don't have to talk to me, why are you still chasing me?"

"I have to take it back." The little lion insisted.

"Hey, your words don't count. Didn't you say that you won't take pictures if your face is fine?" The little tiger cub flicked its tail, and didn't pay attention when it ran forward. It stepped on a round stone with one paw, and suddenly Lost his balance and fell to the ground.

Taking advantage of this time, the lion cub rushed up quickly, lying on the cub's body, bowed left and right at his tiger-headed head, grabbed several paws, and immediately felt relieved.

Being slapped on the head, although it doesn't hurt, but I feel very uncomfortable in my heart. The little tiger cub jumped up and shouted: "Obviously you slapped my butt first, I just fought back, and you still insist on scratching! No, I have to take it back... ..."

The two cubs are like this every day, and the other cubs are no strangers to it.But soon the two stopped conflicting, because they happened to find a nest of bird eggs, and they were of a particularly large size. By visual inspection, one egg was enough for everyone to eat!

But the eggs are so many and big that it is not convenient for the cubs to hold them. After thinking about it, the little tiger cub jumped to the front. At an angle where no one else could see it, only Yan Mu could see it, he kept raising his paw and pointing at it. Then stick out your tongue and lick it, then stand up and gesture with your two paws together, 'so big, so big...'

Strangely, Yan Mu understood it. He nodded to the little tiger cub, and went in that direction, and then saw a nest of bird eggs.Knowing that the cubs found it, Yan Mu praised the cubs, then took half of the bird's eggs bluntly, put them in the empty space of the backpack, and went to join Xu Fangyan and the others.

Humming a song, he walked forward in a happy mood, and suddenly saw someone unfamiliar, Yan Mu thought he had gone the wrong way, but when he took a closer look, he found Yan Hui and Xu Fangyan standing beside him, Peng Zhixin and his assistant Also, but the man named David came from behind.

"Brother Yan." Seeing Yan Mu approaching, Yan Hui immediately took a few steps here, and explained in a low voice, "He suddenly ran over and said that one of their team left because of me, and wanted to ask me something Thing... still wants me to go to their team..."

"Have you quit the team?" Yan Mu was surprised, "Did you say why?"

Shaking his head, Yan Hui also felt a little strange, "It seems to be injured or something, I didn't say anything specific."

"Well, I see. No matter what their reasons are, they are untenable. Let him come back wherever he comes from, otherwise I will not be polite." Yan Mu didn't know what happened last night. The comparison is dead.Xu Fangyan knew it, but he didn't say it.

The negotiation between the two parties was not going well. David obviously wanted to take advantage of Yan Hui. Not only him, but everyone else thought the same.After David uttered his purpose and belittled others, both Yan Mu and Xu Fangyan became angry, but the expression on Peng Zhixin's face did not change. He just moved his fingers, and he didn't know why. A few grass clippings flew out and stuck to David.

Taking a strange look at Peng Zhixin, David picked up the grass clippings on his body, sniffed them under his nose, and opened his mouth to say something.He took this as Peng Zhixin's teasing him. Although Peng Zhixin was always wearing sunglasses, he was also a good-looking man from the outline of his face. He was not picky about food.

Seeing this scene, Xu Fangyan didn't say anything, grabbed Yan Mu's hand, and motioned him to grab Yan Xiaohui, and they turned around and left without arguing with David.

"What's wrong?" Yan Mu asked a little strangely.

"Boss Peng has made a move, we don't need us." Xu Fangyan said lightly, "Don't forget what Mr. Peng is. Although he seldom makes a move, the poison in his body really exists. I guess One of their ranks will soon drop out, and if they have the brains they will choose another route."

"You said that, I just remembered." Yan Mu was relieved when he thought of Peng Zhixin's identity.

Only Yan Hui didn't know, but he didn't pay attention to this matter now, he was busy playing with Meng Xiaopang, who was lying in Yan Hui's arms and rolling because of his small body.

Sure enough, David didn't catch up, his lips turned blue quickly, and he fell to the ground.The companions behind quickly ran up and immediately injected him with anti-venom serum, but he was destined not to continue.