eurekapd Chapter 369 If only I had known earlier that girls could also be overpowered by Ms. Alice
Chapter 369 If only I had known earlier that girls could also be overpowered by Ms. Alice
The whole island was like a giant gift box; opening it would bring surprises. Klee let out a long "Wow!" and ran forward.
Razer, who was raised by wolves, also developed a strong interest in everything here.
Sure enough, no matter what, a child's playful nature will never change.
The group arrived in front of the most conspicuous loudspeaker in the center, and the next second it suddenly started to blare.
"Evil red girl, you've finally arrived. I've waited far too long, it's been so boring! You dare face me, the ruler of the Dudu tribe—the Great Demon King Dudu, your courage is commendable! Courage is admirable, but it's meaningless now, because... heh heh, because the Great Demon King Dudu is me, your mother Alice!"
Upon hearing this news, Klee's eyes widened.
"Hey, Mom!"
Upon hearing the name, Ying and Paimon immediately thought of the author of "The Guide to Teyvat".
Abel, Diluc, and Kaeya were not surprised at all; it seemed they had already guessed something, just like Jean.
"Klee, and everyone who came with me to this island, hello! How's this island? Summer sunshine and beaches...hmm, it should be a great holiday, right? Don't bother looking, I'm not here anymore. This talking machine in front of you is my invention, the 'Alice Phonograph,' used to convey Mommy's love!"
Barbara wore an expression of utter disbelief, as if to say, "As expected of Ms. Alice, she can actually do this!"
Diluc remained very calm. After all, he was the owner of the winery and had seen robot dogs made in Fontaine, let alone a small phonograph.
"Oh dear, did I scare everyone? I'm so sorry, my daughter Keli loves playing with all sorts of little toys, and as her mother, I naturally have to support her."
Looking at the basketball-sized "snap pops" filled with explosives next to her, Huiyuan complained:
"You call this a toy?"
At this moment, Lei Ze, realizing the meaning of the word "mother," fell into deep thought.
However, this is just a phonograph, and Alice will not react to it unless she can foresee the future.
"It's a pity we can't meet, but I will keep an eye on your every move from afar, watching over you all as I have in the past. Perhaps you will find it strange that a mother who is thousands of miles away from home would go to such lengths to build such a water park?"
Everyone stared at the phonograph, the answer unspoken but understood.
"Ding ding! That's right, I've been to that island myself and I really love its ancient ruins and unique terrain. I made these arrangements so that everyone can enjoy this experience."
Upon hearing this, Paimon thoughtfully remarked:
"Klee's mother is also a very free-spirited person..."
Then, in the next second, Alice in the gramophone seemed to be able to foresee the future, revealing a hint of the evil aura of a big-breasted older sister.
"Oh ho ho, is someone talking bad about me?"
Paimon was shocked and quickly waved his hand.
"Huh? No, I didn't!"
Suddenly realizing that it was just a phonograph, Paimon breathed a sigh of relief and asked:
"...Is she eavesdropping?"
"No, it doesn't need to be that complicated."
Paimon turned to look at Jean, the bandleader who had given the answer, with a questioning expression.
At this point, Abedo explained, "Klee's mother, Alice, is an extremely mysterious and almost omnipotent witch. Don't be too surprised, that's just who she is."
Upon hearing the word "omnipotent," Paimon couldn't help but turn his gaze to Huiyuan.
Huiyuan was confused: "I'm omnipotent, but I'm not a witch... no, I'm not a girl!"
The phonograph gave them no time to think and continued playing Alice's voice.
"You must be wondering what those letters are all about, what those drifting ships are all about, and what those buoys and energy shields are all about... Hmm~ Actually, I also think it's a bit of a hassle, but only in this way can we invite you all here, right?"
Upon hearing this, Huiyuan suddenly realized something...
If those ship anchors were placed by Iris, then does that explain why there are no ship anchors in Mondstadt and Liyue in the game, but Inazuma suddenly appears?
You see, it looks like the later-opened Shenyu Valley, but there's no anchor point for the wave-riding boats...
Could it be because Iris hadn't developed this device during her time in Liyue?
Therefore, any place with a ship's anchorage is an area that members of the Witch's Guild might have visited.
It's terrifying to think about closely, and horrifying to think about superficially!
"That island is steeped in history: indigenous people, shipwrecks, mysterious machinery... countless coincidences converge here. It would be a waste not to make some arrangements. Let me guess, everyone who received the letter should be here, right? If not, I'll have to give Huiyuan a good interrogation... um... Miss? Miss, right? Whatever, anyway, hmph... you know the consequences..."
Hearing Alice's chilling tone, Huiyuan suddenly felt nervous.
It's undeniable that this is an aura! It's the pressure that Alice deliberately exudes!
Otherwise, why would Hunyuan, who wasn't even afraid of the Dragon King Ruoduo, suddenly become nervous?
Suddenly, Huiyuan felt a touch...
This feeling was like being inside the Dust Song Pot, where Ying's jade hand suddenly enveloped her breasts, and there were two soft lumps pressed against her back—it was absolutely terrifying!
Wait, why does this feel so realistic? Could it be...?
Huiyuan covered her breasts with her hands, quickly hiding them away to soothe her young heart.
Then, as if she had anticipated this, Alice in the phonograph stopped pressing the issue and continued:
"Let's count the people... Mr. Kaeya, Mr. Diluc, little Razor, Miss Jean, Miss Barbara... and then the reliable and clever little Abel, and... the mysterious traveler and her good friends."
For some reason, when Alice called Abedo's name, she felt as if she were looking at her own child.
Is it because Abel and Klee have a very good relationship, to the point that they can call each other brother and sister, that they feel this way?
Or perhaps Alice actually sees Abedo as her best friend's child? Like an aunt or uncle?
"You are all my friends who came here at my invitation to keep Klee company. Thank you for making this child have a wonderful summer. Everything on the island is a gift from me to you, thank you for being with her. But by the time you hear this recording, I should already be traveling somewhere else. Wow~ Traveling is so busy and fun, hmm, just ask the traveler next to you."