eurekapd Chapter 51 My Best Friend Was Used to Turn Him Gay and Make Him My Wife
Chapter 51 My Best Friend Was Used to Turn Him Gay and Make Him My Wife
[Master, if you keep hugging her like this, Shuyi behind you will probably start spreading rumors all over the place tonight.]
〖 ？ ？ 〗
[It seems she's treating Shuyan like your... little wife—?]
〖Um--?〗
Is this for real?
【? ? ? 】
【My lord, are you out of your mind? What nonsense are you spouting? The Empress is still waiting for you in the palace to complete your mission, and you're here playing the best friend card?】
It's not entirely impossible, though; he does like it quite a bit anyway.
"Is this the first time you've known I'm going to turn Xiao Yan Yan gay?"
【...】
You scumbag, womanizer, I don't know how the main system could have ever fallen for someone like you.
Xiao Tong secretly cursed her host from head to toe in her heart.
[Whatever makes you happy, Master!]
After finally venting his anger, he felt a great sense of satisfaction and then grinned, trying to appease the other person.
"Okay, stop crying. You're already ugly, and you'll only get uglier if you keep crying."
[Master, your attempt at comfort is worse than no comfort at all.]
Get out of here.
Shuyan punched Shen Sangwan's shoulder a few times, wiped away her tears haphazardly, and walked stubbornly toward the East Garden.
Shen Sangwan followed carefully behind, step by step.
"Bam—!"
Fortunately, Shen Sangwan reacted in time, otherwise her nose might have been in serious trouble today.
"Your Highness, this soft cheese?"
Shen Sangwan felt a surge of anger whenever she thought about how her little Yan Yan had been angry with her because of that person, who was either a poet or a cigarette vendor. She looked at the food box that Shu Yi was carrying and felt even angrier.
"Soft cheese, soft cheese, since you love making soft cheese so much, go to the West Garden and tell her to make one every day and send it to the main courtyard, and it can't be the same every time."
"???"
"Didn't Your Highness accept all comers and let them fawn over you? Why are you taking your anger out on others now that Miss Shuyan is angry?"
"Although Shi Yan is no good, Your Highness yourself is no better."
"Yes, I will go and deliver the message right now."
"And this food box..."
“You ate it.”
"Ah—? Your Highness, this isn't very good...!"
A pair of cold eyes narrowed, and Shuyi was instantly chilled. She nodded repeatedly, "This servant will eat as soon as I get back. This servant will take her leave."
Seeing the figures fleeing in panic, I couldn't help but wonder, "Am I really that scary?"
"Little Yan Yan~"
"Little Yan Yan~"
"Small..."
The door was opened from the inside, and a pair of slightly rough hands covered Shen Sangwan's mouth.
She was disgusted by the other person's affected, high-pitched voice.
"If you're going to go crazy, go after those beauties you've gathered. I can't compare to them. I can make your favorite soft cheese, but I can't match their graceful figures or their seductive charm."
"Little Yan Yan, you sound like you're jealous. You wouldn't actually have fallen for me, would you?"
Shen Sangwan had a smug look on her face as she teased Shuyan with a grin.
"Well--"
Taking advantage of Shen Sangwan's unpreparedness, Shuyan kicked her hard.
"I'll be a straight woman forever, no matter what. Don't even think about turning me gay."
"Shen Sangwan, the worst thing I ever did in my life was getting to know you. I treated you as my best friend, but you wanted to make me your wife."
Shen Sangwan wanted to step forward, but Shuyan threw out two ledger-like books with her other hand.
"Go away, don't bother me."
Then he slammed the door shut without hesitation.
Shen Sangwan was rebuffed; she couldn't even catch the book and had to bend down to pick it up from the ground.
Upon opening it, I found it was a modified version of double-entry bookkeeping.
There was also a small booklet tucked inside.
The above is a compilation of effective disaster relief strategies from historical records, along with some of her insights, compiled by Shuyan.
Shen Sangwan found it hard to imagine how someone who studied fashion design could endure the tedium of reading through those historical records.
Then, based on the actual situation, the usable policies were copied out little by little and improved.
"Little Yan Yan really loves me deeply."
"roll--!"
This woman was sent by God specifically to bring her misfortune.
Shuyan lay sprawled on the soft couch, looking utterly dejected.
After tossing and turning, she got up again. She needed to improve herself quickly; relying on Shen Sangwan alone was not enough.
Whether she was a lowly palace maid who suffered humiliation in the imperial kitchen, a palace maid in Weiyang Palace, or a minor steward in the Princess's residence, she is a woman of great power.
Everything reminded her that without power, she would eventually be easily crushed like an ant.
The problem is that she's a fashion designer who hasn't even graduated yet, so her skills don't seem to be of much use here.
Making small gadgets is harmless, but if she were to design clothes from the modern world, she would probably be burned at the stake as an outcast before she even achieves anything.
A troubled person, truly a troubled person.
On the other side, Shen Sangwan summoned Qi Bo with the book and handed him the double-entry bookkeeping method. There were relevant instructions at the back, so she didn't explain much. She just gave a few instructions and then dismissed him.
At the beginning of Shenshi (15:00 PM), Cen Luoxing arrived at the mansion with two pots of excellent golden chrysanthemums.
Upon seeing the thriving golden chrysanthemums, Qi Bo immediately sensed that something was about to happen.
While leading the person towards the main courtyard, he secretly prayed that they wouldn't ask him about the pot of fallen leaves and money tree.
But things don't always go as planned; often, the more you don't want something to happen, the more likely it is to happen.
"Steward Qi, how is the Fallen Leaf Money Tree that I gave His Highness before the New Year? It was just transplanted from the greenhouse back then, so it should be fully grown by now."
Cen Luoxing smiled knowingly, two shallow dimples appearing beside her luscious lips, her cheeks glowing with a slight blush.
Compared to the previous period, her health has obviously improved, and she is no longer as weak as before.
Qi Bo bent down and gently wiped the sweat from his temples.
"To be honest, Miss Cen, the pot of golden leaves was accidentally broken off today, and His Highness has already ordered people to take good care of it."
Cen Luoxing paused, and the smile on her face gradually disappeared.
"Could you please tell me why it fell?"
Qi Bo felt that the road to the main courtyard was so far away, and he had never seen it take so long before.
"The old nanny who was in charge of it moved it temporarily today. When His Highness's daughter, Shuyan, passed by, she accidentally bumped into it, and the porcelain basin broke and the roots were damaged."
After he finished speaking, the people around him fell silent, which made Qi Bo feel uneasy. He had a feeling that this Miss Cen was going to cause trouble.
After all, every time they came, they would cause some trouble before they would stop.
Upon arriving outside the main courtyard, I heard a woman's voice coming from inside.
"Your Highness, this is a sweet soup that I personally made. Would you like to try a sip?"
Shen Sangwan was exasperated. First, someone delivered soft cheese, and now someone else delivered sweet soup. Did she really seem like someone who loved to eat and drink so much?
Cen Luoxing lifted her skirt and walked into the courtyard. The first thing she saw was a frail, boneless woman clinging to Shen Sangwan.
From afar, the woman's skin was as smooth as jade, her eyes were alluring, and she uttered soft, sweet calls.
Cen Luoxing almost bit her back teeth to pieces before she could barely hold back and avoid revealing any flaws.
"Awan—!"