eurekapd Chapter 196 I was bullied
Chapter 196 I was bullied
Puyang Xuan lowered his eyes, one hand supporting his head, the other twisting the corner of the blanket, his expression one of impending tears… a perfect picture of a wronged little wife…
Yang Jianwu was exasperated. Here we go again. Where did that aloof palace master go...?
"Stop pretending! I haven't even taken my clothes off, how could I possibly bully you! Besides, your kung fu is better than mine... how could I possibly bully you..."
"You really bullied me. If you don't believe me, go ask Songyin."
Puyang Xuan tugged at Yang Jianwu's sleeve, knowing she wouldn't go to Songyin to verify, so he deliberately didn't explain. Anyway, she couldn't leave because her arm was pinned down, so that was just bullying!
Yang Jianwu fell silent after hearing this. How could she possibly bully Ah Xuan?! The clothes, aside from the wrinkles from sleeping, weren't loose; his lips weren't swollen, so he couldn't have bitten him; there were no hickeys on his neck… She was completely baffled…
However, since Songyin saw it, it must have happened... Oh dear, how embarrassing... How can we have fun together in the future?
Yang Jianwu coaxed gently, "Um... Ah Xuan... what exactly did I do to you last night? Tell me so I can resolve this, right?"
"Sword Dance, you don't seem like an irresponsible person. How come you've forgotten everything you've done..."
"I was too tired last night, I really don't remember..."
"Dong Dong Dong~"
Hearing conversations inside, Song Yin knew the two had gotten up. Considering Pu Yangxuan was inside, she knocked but didn't go in immediately, instead standing at the door waiting.
Upon hearing the knocking, Yang Jianwu immediately got out of bed. Seeing that Puyang Xuan did not move, she gently kicked the door twice.
"Get up quickly, Songyin is here."
Puyang Xuan lay motionless by the bed, looking like a dead pig that wasn't afraid of boiling water. "Let her in. She already saw everything last night. Now it's a good opportunity to see how her master tries to shirk responsibility!"
Yang Jianwu laughed in anger, "I don't even know what I did! How can I take responsibility! Tell me, what did I do!"
Puyang Xuan traced circles on the bed sheet with his finger, muttering under his breath, "Anyway, I've done everything I should and shouldn't have done!"
"Okay, okay, I was wrong!"
Yang Jianwu didn't want Song Yin to misunderstand that the two of them were doing something indescribable in the room, so she pulled Pu Yangxuan up with both hands, "Ancestor, I admit my mistake, I take responsibility, can you get up first!"
Puyang Xuan got up and straightened his clothes. "Since you agree to take responsibility, how about I stamp this as a consolation prize?"
"Oh~~"
After going around in circles, it turns out this is where she was waiting. I knew it! She hadn't been drinking, so how could she have done something wrong!
Yang Jianwu smiled and beckoned with her finger, "Come here."
"coming!"
Puyang Xuan brought his face close to Yang Jianwu's lips, "Look how obedient I am, offering myself up on my own initiative."
"Hmm, you're very well-behaved. Here's a reward!"
Having said that, Yang Jianwu pretended to step forward, quickly taking out a jade seal from her spatial storage. "You wanted to get a stamp? I'll give you one! And you're not allowed to erase it! Humph!"
Pu Yangxuan felt Yang Jianwu's face slowly approaching him, a smile playing on his lips. Closer~ even closer~ 3, 2, 1! He turned and kissed her!
"boom!"
It's the sound of lips striking jade!
"Ouch—that hurts—whoosh~~"
Jade is a type of stone, and its hardness is self-evident. Puyang Xuan kept smacking his lips.
As expected, her lips became red and swollen in no time.
Yang Jianwu facepalmed. What's going on?!
Even if you've never eaten pork, you've seen pigs run. Ah Xuan looks more like he's been bullied, like they've been kissing and biting each other until their swollen cheeks are swollen!
"Knock knock knock~ Miss, are you alright?"
"Songyin, go get an ice pack."
"Yes, ma'am."
Songyin didn't know what the young lady wanted the ice pack for, so she obediently followed her instructions.
It wasn't until they saw Puyang Xuan's lips that they finally realized that their young lady was no ordinary fierce person. Look at how badly Puyang Gongzi's lips had been bitten!
“Miss, could you be a little gentler? It’s not good for you if Young Master Puyang goes out like this…”
"Cough cough cough~"
Yang Jianwu was rinsing her mouth when she heard this and choked on her mouthwash.
"you misunderstood……"
Before Yang Jianwu could finish speaking, Songyin gave him a "I understand" look. Yang Jianwu simply stopped talking, as the more he tried to explain, the worse it got!
"Send someone to the Prince of Ning's residence to deliver a message, saying that I have invited him to Huashuiyuefang to discuss something."
"Yes, miss!"
Yang Jianwu turned around and met Puyang Xuan's innocent eyes, and really wanted to go up and beat him up!
The ice pack on the swollen lips added an unexpected touch of humor.
"Deserve it!"
Puyang Xuan was unhappy because he didn't get to eat any meat, and started venting his frustrations, "Ugh, nobody cares about me anymore. They promised to comfort me with kisses, but instead they threw a jade seal at me... Who are they trying to fool..."
"Hmph! If you didn't have ulterior motives, would you have ended up in this mess! Who said you were comforted by kisses? You were the one who said you wanted it stamped!"
Pu Yangxuan's mouth opened slightly, and his eyes blinked rapidly. "Isn't 'stamping' a euphemism for a kiss?!"
Yang Jianwu deliberately ignored her suggestion of getting a stamp and feigned surprise, saying, "My God, you don't even know what 'stamping' means?"