eurekapd Chapter 26 starts in Jinjiang Literature City.
Chapter 26 starts in Jinjiang Literature City.
Mu Qi didn't understand a word of what Ah Yuan said.
He tore off the collar of his clothes, his face was full of inexplicable, "What bastard..."
Ah Yuan murmured anxiously, "I didn't eat a small piece just now, and most of it went into my stomach... How many pieces are there, ahhhhh I can't count them with both hands!"
Mu Qi was stunned for a moment, then thought of something, helplessly covered his forehead, and then let the waiter who was watching Ah Yuan's heartbroken leave, the latter glanced at Mu Qi with a critical look, and then left angrily.
Ah Yuan was still anxious, "In a few days, will my stomach swell up like a balloon, so many cubs, what should I do if my belly bursts?"
"A Yuan, listen to me..." Mu Qi looked at it for a while, and finally he was sure that A Yuan mistakenly thought that eating fish eggs would lead to pregnancy.
This silly kid.
But Ah Yuan was immersed in the emotion of "sorrowful mother" and couldn't listen at all. "Master, do you know how long fish eggs are usually born? They are also pregnant in October like human beings? The key is how they are born. Spit it out of your mouth? Or give me a knife in the stomach, oh my god, it's too scary!"
Mu Qi rubbed his temples, "No, things are not what you think..."
"Suddenly felt that my stomach was a little heavy. Is it because Zai Zai has begun to grow." A Yuan leaned on Mu Qi's arm, as if he would collapse when the wind blows, "I feel like I can't walk, master, Can you carry me?"
Mu Qi quietly watched his wild imagination.
Why can't I walk? My stomach is heavy. Are you sure it's not from eating too much barbecue.
Ah Yuan shook her head again, "No, if you recite me, you will press your stomach and move your tires. Master, you should carry me and go."
"Do I need to drink more water? Otherwise, if there is no water in the stomach, the cubs will die of thirst."
Mu Qi: "..."
He hasn't said anything yet, but Ah Yuan has already made arrangements clearly.
While listening to A Yuan's nonsense, Mu Qi led him outside the shop.
"Why don't you move and ignore me? You are not active in raising a baby. You have problems with your thinking. You are the one who made me pregnant with Zai Zai. You are also Zai Zai's half father. You are responsible for me!" A Yuan He looked at him helplessly.
Why even the identity of father came out.
Mu Qi suddenly felt dizzy, "I don't..."
"You don't want to!" Ah Yuan said with a hurt expression on his face, "A heartbroken man!"
Speaking of this, the two just walked to the front desk at the door.
After hearing what A Yuan said, the waiters at the front desk all looked at Mu Qi with rich and colorful expressions.
Mu Qi pressed down on the brim of his hat, turned his back, and wanted to pull A Yuan aside, "Calm down, this matter..."
Unexpectedly, Ah Yuan's footsteps suddenly stopped, turned back to look at the front desk in doubt, slightly raised his nose, then broke away from Mu Qi's hand for the first time, and also forgot the "inconvenience" of his stomach, strode to the front desk, hooked Waist, sniffing hard.
Mu Qi didn't understand why he was doing this, and followed him in confusion, but just as he passed, Ah Yuan sniffed the air beside him again, and then, as if being drawn, went back to the dining area they had just passed by.
"What's the matter?" Mu Qi couldn't help but also took a few deep breaths. Apart from the fresh aroma used in the restaurant, there was also a faint smell of barbecue leaking from some private rooms, and there was no special smell.
At this time, Ah Yuan's mind was concentrated elsewhere, she didn't speak, but stopped and walked, and finally stood still at the door of a large box.
The waiter inside was cleaning the house. The messy futon and unfinished food plates on the table implied that the guests at this table had just left.
"Ah... There must have been a lot of people in this room before, and there were all kinds of smells." A Yuan became confused, "The smell of Que is not obvious."
"Que Que?" Mu Qi was startled for a moment, then remembered that A Yuan had mentioned that his little sparrow friend was named after that.
Mu Qi looked around the room, and looked at the roof a few more times, "I don't see any traces of birds, and birds generally don't come here."
Ah Yuan also finds it weird, if Quaix is really here, then he should feel himself, and will take the initiative to come to him.
"Maybe I smelled it wrong." Ah Yuan pinched her nose, then leaned closer to Mu Qi and smelled it, and felt that there was something missing on him.
The owner has obviously never seen Queq, so it should be that the nose is out of order.
A Yuan supported her stomach, with a sad face, "Sure enough, it's just like those villains on the TV said, after being pregnant for three years, even my nose function has regressed."
Mu Qi frowned, thinking that it was over, why did he come back to this trouble again.
He pulled Ah Yuan's wrist, and passed by several boxes around, some of the doors were closed, while others were opened a crack: "Look, is there a plate of caviar and sea urchin on basically every table?" Tart?"
Ah Yuan's reaction was a bit slow, "It seems to be..."
Mu Qi put his hands on his shoulders, and explained earnestly, "Ah Yuan, caviar is an unfertilized egg, not fully mature, and you won't be pregnant if you eat it. It's just food, don't worry about it."
Ah Yuan's expression froze, and then his eyes burst into light, and he patted his belly, "So, the master means that there are no fish cubs in Ah Yuan's belly?"
Mu Qi smiled and nodded.
Ah Yuan yelled, feeling instantly relieved, walking like a breeze, "If this is the case, let's pack another fish tart and take it home, it tastes so good!"
When the scar is healed, the pain is instantly forgotten.
Mu Qi: "..."
·
The next day.
Mu Qi brought all the newly purchased furniture to A Fang, and the two worked together to decorate the second bedroom well.
At Ah Yuan's request, he bought several pots of green plants and put them in the house, calling it to purify the air.
In fact, it's because Ah Yuan is lazy, too lazy to go downstairs to lie on the soil in the greening of the community, find a few ready-made ones and keep them by his side, and he can lie down whenever he wants.
Since he can take shape, he no longer needs to absorb nutrients from the soil, but lying in the soil has become a habit, at least it can make his mind feel comfortable, so he will occasionally lie down in the soil.
When buying green plants, Mu Qi originally planned to buy an extra pot, and threw away the dying cactus in his own room. Since the small flowers bloomed last time, the small flowers have gradually faded, and the cactus is still the same. It turned out that he was malnourished.
But A Yuan stopped her and said to wait and see.
So Mu Qi still kept it by the bedside, but he didn't have any hope for its growth.
Finally tidying up her small room, Ah Yuan lay on the master's soft mattress of the same style, tossing and turning: "I always feel that this mattress is not as soft as the one in the master's room..."
Mu Qi: "Psychological effect."
The brand and model prices are all the same in appearance, his old one has been slept for a while, and the new one will only be fluffier and softer than the old one.
Ah Yuan turned her face again, lying on the bed, pulled out the video software on her phone, and watched lazily.
Mu Qi didn't pay much attention to it, he flattened and stacked the cardboard boxes for packing furniture at hand, tied them with ropes, and threw them away when he was about to go out.
But there was a line in my ear, I don't know if it was the eunuch or the courtier shouting: "Zhen Huan, the daughter of Zhen Yuandao, the Shaoqing of Dali Temple, is seventeen years old..."
Mu Qi raised his eyebrows, went back to the door of the second bedroom, and said to the obsessed man on the bed: "Keep your eyes far away, it's not good for your eyesight."
Ah Yuan quickly lifted her head up, but her eyes were reluctant to move away from the phone screen.
"What are you looking at?" Mu Qi asked.
A Yuan was afraid of missing a minute and a second, so he pressed pause before replying: "The Legend of Zhen Huan, recommended by sister Chu Meng, a costume drama, the clothes worn by the characters in it, and the tone of the speech are so interesting, I just started Watch the first episode, master, have you watched it?"
Mu Qi: "No."
I've heard of it.
However, I never thought that Ah Yuan would like to watch this kind of Gongdou drama. After all, Ah Yuan always watched documentaries such as "Animal World" before, and thought that his interest was more biased towards documentary-style film and television works.
Mu Qi approached, "Have you finished the exercises assigned to you every day?"
Before letting Ah Yuan read the book, he gave Ah Yuan a test, and found that the latter's knowledge reserve is no problem for life, but he has never studied knowledge in a standardized way, and he lacks some common sense in life.
Seize the time to finish the elementary and intermediate basic textbooks before you can pursue higher academic pursuits.
Ah Yuan's learning ability is still excellent, but she loves to play very much. At the beginning, she was very interested in doing the questions, but after a long time, she started to be lazy again.
Ah Yuan shook her leg, "Not yet, I'll do it after finishing this episode."
"Now go and do it." Mu Qi glanced at the time, and it will be live broadcast again in the evening, and he must not have the energy to do it after the live broadcast.
Ah Yuan softened her tone, "Let me read the results of Zhen Huan's draft before doing it, just 10 minutes! 10 minutes, okay?"
Mu Qi: "It turned out to be a success and entered the palace."
Ah Yuan:? !
"Master! ∧ I'm spoiling the spoiler, it's so annoying!! You haven't seen it!" He was a little crazy.
Mu Qi: "...I haven't watched it, but if she fails in the draft, how will the story continue."
Ah Yuan tilted her head, "It's true."
Mu Qi stretched out his hand to pull him up from the bed, "Okay, I know the result, let's do the problem."
Ah Yuan groaned and was not happy, and finally locked the screen of the phone and dawdled to get the exercise book.
But before he finished the two questions, a text message entered Mu Qi's watch.
He motioned Ah Yuan to continue, but after he lowered his head to read the message, he frowned.
Ah Yuan was not concentrating on her homework, so she bit her pen at this moment, "Master?"
Mu Qi pondered for a moment, "The teacher from the Cake Workshop received a message, saying that the teacher will be unable to attend tomorrow because of something, and wants to reschedule tomorrow's class to tonight."
Ah Yuan let out an "ah", "But there is a live broadcast tonight..."
If the master wants to learn desserts, he can't live broadcast with him at night.
Mu Qi patted his head reassuringly, "Today I learned Ovaltine Souffle, forget it, I won't go this time, I will ask the teacher alone next time."
Hearing the word "Soufflé", the soft texture of the cake instantly floated to the tip of A Yuan's tongue, "Go, go, go, I want to eat the soufflé made by the master. It's okay for me to live broadcast myself. I didn't have dinner just now. Once everything is ready, just put it in the microwave and heat it up, it’s very simple.”
Mu Qi figured out his little thoughts, "Could it be that you want to avoid the problem..."
"How could it be!" Ah Yuan put her hips on her hips unhappily, "Am I such a person? Master, don't worry, when you get home, there will be absolutely none of these problems left, and I will take care of them all."
Motivated by Ah Yuan's strong request to learn the souffle class, Mu Qi decided to take this dessert class.
But he couldn't rest assured that Ah Yuan was alone at home.
Tang Jiefan has recently become a new baby daddy, and there are many and complicated things to do, so Mu Qi didn't call him.Instead, she called Chu Meng, but she was traveling around with her little boyfriend for the New Year's Day holiday, and she couldn't make it back.
In the end, this job fell on the unreliable Xiaozhang.
Xiaozhang lived close by and came quickly. Hearing that he was entrusted with the important task of watching the live broadcast and teaching Xiaoyuanyuan, and he could get a salary, he patted his chest: "Damn, what did I think? It's just tutoring homework." , I’m sure I can do this! Anyway, I’ve also gone through the nine-year compulsory education seriously, can a little pinyin and arithmetic puzzles stump me? Boss, don’t worry, I guarantee that you will return to pastoring when you come back.”
Hearing his lame idioms, Mu Qi felt even more unreliable towards him.Xiaozhang pushed Muqi out of the house with tens of millions of guaranteed tickets on his lips.
Mu Qi left.
Ah Yuan poured a glass of pomegranate juice for Xiaozhang, while she sucked a carton of milk, sat back in her seat, and concentrated on the exercises.
If he promised his master, he would definitely do it well.
Brother Xiaozhang also moved a bench and sat not far from him, ready to be there at any time, for fear that Ah Yuan would encounter problems that he would not know.
In the beginning, the two occasionally asked and answered in harmony, although most of the time Ah Yuan did it by himself.
Brother Xiaozhang is free and has nothing to do, so he mutes his phone and checks Weibo there.
After a while, his grandma suddenly called.He connected and asked grandma in a low voice what's the matter.
The old man had nothing to do, so he said he missed him and wanted to chat with him.
Brother Xiaozhang was very filial and didn't want to spoil the old man's wishes, so he said to Ah Yuan who was doing the question: "I keep my voice down, will it affect you?"
Ah Yuan shook his head.
Brother Xiaozhang smiled gratefully, "If you have any questions, you can ask me anytime."
He got up and took two steps, went to the window to chat with grandma.
5 minute later.
A Yuan rubbed her hair, couldn't bear it anymore, put down the pen in her hand, and looked at Brother Xiaozhang who was smiling into the phone by the window.
In the beginning, Brother Xiaozhang's chatting voice was really low and had no effect, but after chatting, he seemed to have forgotten that there was someone doing homework around him.
A Yuan propped her chin, curiously listening to brother Xiaozhang and his family speaking the Northeast dialect.
I heard Brother Xiaozhang said before that his hometown is in the Northeast, and after graduating from high school, he came to the south to work in Tianze City.
Xiaozhang usually speaks standard mandarin, but now he speaks dialects, giving people a more intimate feeling: "...I don't have to drink for a long time now, and I work in a serious restaurant. Don't worry, there are a lot of people chasing me. It’s gone, and I will try to bring a daughter-in-law home during the Chinese New Year..."
It was rare for him to have a phone call with the old man, and Ah Yuan didn't want to disturb his interest, so he had to raise his hand to signal that he had a question. Brother Xiaozhang came over to answer a few words, and then he would pay attention to it for a while and keep his voice down, although he threw it away after a while. to the back of the head.
Just like this, she raised her hands from time to time. Although Ah Yuan's questions were difficult, she could still persist.
……
·
Cake Workshop.
Shu Fulei's method is relatively simple, and Mu Qi can almost understand it after listening to the teacher once, and the progress is much faster than the students next to him.
He glanced at the time on his watch, then put down the egg beater in his hand, took off his gloves, took out the tablet computer in his bag, and clicked on the only entertainment software inside: Raccoon TV.
Four minutes into the live broadcast, Ah Yuan was sitting cross-legged in front of the camera, introducing the food in front of him, with a regretful tone: "Today, Fanka made me Tang Yang Chicken Curry Rice, and the side dishes were potatoes and onions. Let’s take a look at this stewed glutinous potato, which comes from Hejia Village, 4 kilometers away from our Tianze City. The weather was bad at the beginning of this year, and transportation was difficult. As a result, a large number of local potatoes were not sold..."
In fact, Tang Jiefan hired a special copywriter to be in charge of A Yuan's manuscript during the live broadcast, which is more official and sensational, but when A Yuan tried to read it, it was like reading a book. Resonate with netizens.
Mu Qi nodded slightly, it seemed that Xiaozhang did things fairly well this time, and the live broadcast went very smoothly.
At this time, a head stretched out from the oblique front of the screen, "Student, don't be distracted while making cakes. If you don't make good use of such an expensive class, it will be your own loss."
It's the cake teacher who came back to see his progress.
Mu Qi said sorry rather embarrassedly, and locked the screen of the tablet.
The cake teacher urged him to continue, "But to be honest, the little boy you watched in the live broadcast just now is quite cute, it seems to be eating and broadcasting, and the appearance of eating is very attractive..."
"Xiao Yuanyuan." Mu Qi said this.
The cake teacher was inexplicable, "Huh?"
Mu Qi's eyebrows and eyes are gentle, "This little boy's live account name."
The cake teacher was surprised. This male student was very low-key when making cakes in the past, and he was not very talkative. Today is the first time he took the initiative to talk to her about a topic that has nothing to do with making cakes. I don’t know if it was her illusion. I felt that Mu Qi spoke with a hint of pride.
·
At the same time, Mu Qi's living room.
The live broadcast is coming to an end.
Ah Yuan finished his meal and was eating red bean porridge.
Mu Qi said that it is not good to drink too much Coke, so he made various alternatives for him. He also likes red bean porridge, which is sweet and occasionally has a rustling taste.
After taking two sips, Ah Yuan murmured a few words to the computer screen, "Don't slip (W), bend (Y), grow (Z)..."
The barrage is all laughing lovingly:
[Why did the goose start to learn the English alphabet when he was so old hahahaha] [Mama left tears of emotion, never forgetting to study while eating, what a big goose of my mother] ["When is youth with you 100 plans?" Invite me to participate" sent a rose to the anchor ×10]
【Is there anything Goose doesn’t know in English, Ma Ma will teach you】
["Little Yuanyuan's Grandma" sent a rose to the anchor × 20]
……
Ah Yuan swallowed a red bean, looked at the barrage in the live broadcast room, clasped her hands obediently to express her gratitude, "Thank you for the roses from 'Youth With You 100 Plans to Invite Me to Participate' and 'Little Yuanyuan's Grandma'~"
[This grandma has a messed up life, she is so bold that she is our mother] [Goose Goose! !Do you know how to say thank you in English? 】
Ah Yuan took a sip of the sweet soup and shook her head, "I don't know, I haven't learned such complicated words yet."
【Ma Ma tells you, thank you in English is: iloveyou】
[Hahahahahahahahahaha seconds]
【That's right, this is it, Goose, Ma Ma wants to hear you say this】【+1】
Ah Yuan read it with difficulty, "Love... love cheerleading clothes?"
[iloveyoutoo obedient goose]
['Nuclear Gas Makes Money' sent a small biscuit to the anchor × 5]
['Zhaixing' sent a cruise ship to the anchor × 1]
['Jiang Xiaohua; sent a rose to the host×30]
……
Suddenly, the entire screen was filled with gifts, which dazzled Ah Yuan.
Ah Yuan, who was repeatedly taught by the master to be polite, did not leave a single one on the ground and put a bowl of water on the ground: "Thank you, the little biscuits sent by He Qi Sheng Cai, iloveyou"
"Oh my god, the big cruise ship sent by the stars, iloveyou"
……
After half an hour.
When Mu Qi came home, he happened to bump into A Yuan who had just downloaded the broadcast. The latter was drinking a large glass of boiled water because of talking too much at this time, his mouth was dry.
The task was completed, and Xiaozhang was asking for credit for Muqi before leaving, "Boss!! Absolutely, do you know how much the total rewards in the live broadcast room today are? Eighty-three! Our Xiaoyuanyuan popularity is too strong!"
Mu Qi only watched the beginning, and was surprised when he heard the words, "The rewards for the previous live broadcast were only a fraction, what happened today."
Xiaozhang grinned, "Let's wait for the manager to give you the final feedback." After speaking, he left.
Mu Qi went to ask Ah Yuan again.
A Yuan snatched the cake box in Mu Qi's hand when he came home, and he had already eaten it, with A Huatian's jam still on the corner of his mouth: "I don't know what's going on, it's normal Eat, and then learn English for a while, is it because everyone is pleased to see me studying hard? Want to encourage me?"
It seems that I really can only ask Tang Jiefan at the replay tomorrow, Mu Qi thought.
After changing the clothes at home, Mu Qi tidied up the live broadcast equipment, and thought of something, "Have you finished all the questions assigned to you?"
Ah Yuan arrogantly pointed to the corner of the sofa, "I've already finished it, over there."
He winked at Mu Qi, "Ah Yuan is awesome, I finished my homework on time! You should praise me!"
Mu Qi walked over, picked up the exercise booklet, and flipped through it roughly. Although the writing was crooked, it was really all done. It was really good: "What reward do you want...wait."
Mu Qi frowned, came over with a notebook, and pointed to a Chinese question: "Read the question and the answer you wrote for me."
Ah Yuan did the same: "Title: Xiaohong is leaning against the rock on the top of the mountain, smiling at the sunset. Please use the word 'relying' to make sentences."
"Answer: Damn, there are chicken nuggets for dinner today!"
Ah Yuan recited it silently in her heart, and said, "There's nothing wrong with it!"
Mu Qi pulled a bench and sat down next to him, "The title is based on verbs, while yours is based on modal particles. The usage is different. Moreover, this way of reading is not very civilized, so don't use it in the future."
Speaking of questions, Mu Qi is as strict as a teacher.
Ah Yuan picked at her fingers, "I didn't know how to do this question, but brother Xiaozhang taught me."
Mu Qi: "..."
I made a note of Xiaozhang in my heart.
In view of the example of Xiaozhang's random teaching, Mu Qi was worried, carefully checked every question, and pointed out the idiom questions one by one to Ah Yuan, asking him to read it again.
Fortunately, most of the pronunciation is normal.
Mu Qi pointed to an idiom: "This."
Ah Yuan straightened her back, to prove that she had studied hard in the afternoon, "Dinosaur-like pear!"
Mu Qi:?
"You read it again."
Ah Yuan was puzzled: "Dinosaur-like pears!
Mu Qi's face was full of black lines, "This one is called: Kong Rong Rang Li. Where do you pronounce it? It sounds like northern..."
A Yuan scratched her head, "I don't know how to read this either, the words are so complicated, brother Xiaozhang taught me."
Mu Qi: "..." The case has been solved.
Asking Ah Yuan to read the correct pronunciation ten times with him, and correcting it for a long time before he corrected it, Mu Qi resisted the desire to deduct Xiaozhang's salary.
Mu Qi took a deep breath and continued flipping through the exercises, "What's the matter with this math problem? How can 6 plus 2 equal 4?"
Ah Yuan looked naive, "I originally thought that 6 plus 2 must be equal to 8, and then brother Xiaozhang said, after finishing the homework, check it again, and count the questions with your fingers if you are not sure, I think I counted each question with my fingers so as not to make mistakes. Master, 6 is two fingers, and 2 is also two fingers. Isn’t it 4 when added up?”
Mu Qi picked up his left and right hands, and immediately put them down.
Almost got caught by him!
Immediately made a big X with a red pen and asked him to redo it.
Ah Yuan curled her lips and wrote 8 reluctantly.
Mu Qi rubbed his forehead, turned to the next page, and pointed to the word "dandy": "Read it to me."
After being pointed out three questions in a row, Ah Yuan hesitated this time, "Boasting?"
Mu Qi's expression changed, and he pointed to the pinyin on the word: "Pin."
Ah Yuan knew that she had mispronounced again, and became nervous, "Fight."
Mu Qi: "...let's fight together."
Ah Yuan: "Let's fight together."
Mu Qi rapped on his forehead, "I'll let you spell it out in Pinyin, it's not called Pinyin."
Ah Yuan was in pain, and covered her forehead with both hands, her mouth was full of foul smell: "You have scratched Yuanyuan's forehead!"
Mu Qi was annoyed by him, he didn't expect the child to stay with Xiaozhang for a few hours, and he was completely distracted, and he had already decided in his heart: Xiaozhang's salary will be fully deducted today.
In fact, Mu Qi didn't use much force, "No bald skin, no long memory."
Seeing Ah Yuan pouted, Mu Qi closed the exercise book: "Not convinced yet?"
Ah Yuan squirmed in place, "No."
He knew that what the master said was right, he shouldn't just do whatever he thought for granted, he had to behave himself.It's just that the host during the lecture is different from the usual host, it's so strict, he's not used to it.
Mu Qi propped his elbows on the table, "Look, it's almost twelve o'clock now, I spent so much time with you doing homework, what should your attitude be?"
Ah Yuan knew that even if he was as close as his master, he still had to express his gratitude.
"……Yo"
Ah Yuan muttered softly.
Mu Qi: "Such a low voice, for the mosquitoes to hear."
"I love you."
These four sounds popped out of Ah Yuan's mouth.
Mu Qi was stunned for a moment, his heart skipped half a beat, thinking he had heard it wrong, "Say it again."
Ah Yuan was embarrassed at first, and asked him to say it several times. Feeling hot, she leaned closer to the master and said loudly, "iloveyou! Did you hear that? I said iloveyou!"
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