Chapter 137 Even if she is a woman, I will still beat her
Chapter 137 Even if she is a woman, I will still beat her
"If you don't give me an explanation today, don't even think about it."
Xie Yunshu glanced at Bai Jiao indifferently and stretched out his hand towards the person.
Bai Jiao was stunned, thinking that Xie Yunshu was going to attack her, so she made a defensive posture to prevent herself from suffering a loss.
As a result, Xie Yunshu walked around, lifted Bai Jiao's back collar with one hand, and moved her away like a chicken, throwing her into the field without any mercy.
As luck would have it, the place where Bai Jiao fell was undried mud. As soon as she dropped it, she turned into a clay figure, covered with slightly black mud.
The most important thing is that there is an indescribable stench.
After staying in the village for a long time, Bai Jiao could smell the stench of livestock manure. The fishy earthy smell was mixed with the smell of chicken, duck and fish manure.
The location where Bai Jiao landed was exactly where the whole village dumped their septic waste, so the smell was indescribable.
"what!"
Bai Jiao collapsed and screamed, struggling to crawl out. Every time she moved, the smell of feces would spread to the maximum extent.
Following Bai Jiao's movements, the feces fell into her mouth by chance.
The strong stench disgusted Bai Jiao, and she kept lowering her head and retching. As a result, as she opened her mouth more and more, more feces stuck to her face flowed down uncontrollably, and a large part of it entered her mouth. .
Xie Yunshu took a few steps back to avoid letting dirt splash on him.
So dirty!
If it were normal, she would not take it seriously if she accidentally splashed a little bit, but now, the little girl loves to be clean and doesn't like anything else except the good smell.
Looking down at the extremely embarrassed Bai Jiao, she warned in a cold tone:
"Don't ask me such retarded questions in the future. Everything about me has nothing to do with you. I'm not a pity woman. I'll still hit women, so be careful."
After saying that, he carried the prey he hunted in the mountains today and walked to Qi's house.
The little girl should be awake by now, so she needs to take out the breakfast and let it cool for a while.
Qi Man loves delicious food, and it doesn’t matter whether it is hot or not. As long as it tastes good, he will stuff it into his mouth. So Xie Yunshu basically prepares the food and puts it outside to cool for a while, and then brings it to the yard to feed Qi Man. Avoid burning your mouth.
Bai Jiao's eyes were full of resentment as she stared at the back of Xie Yunshu who was leaving hastily, and her sticky fists were tightly clenched.
Xie Yunshu, I will definitely make you regret it!
Since I can't get it, I'll destroy it.
Holding back retching, he crawled out of the dirt and slowly moved home, dragging dirt and feces all over his body.
This early in the morning, the road was full of villagers going to work.
Bai Jiao's appearance was so eye-catching that many villagers looked at her and gloated about her misfortune.
The latter ignored their comments and walked towards home. As he moved, a small lump of soil would fall off his body.
Just as Xie Yunshu guessed, when he returned to Qi's house, Qi Man happened to wake up from hunger and came out of the room to wash up.
Qi Man heard the movement and turned around to look. Her soft voice was hoarse: "Are you back? I'm hungry."
He was sleepy, wearing a long-sleeved pajamas, furry, and with that cute expression, he was full of cuteness.
Xie Yunshu couldn't hold it back for a moment and couldn't help but use his hands to pluck the top of Qi Man's fluffy hair and pinch her fleshy little face.
The little girl's face is white and tender, and it feels good to hold.
The moment he saw Qi Man, his cold eyes were filled with tenderness, and there was a hint of doting in his tone:
"Well, I'm going to make spicy rabbit heads for you at noon today. Early this morning, I went to Aunt Chunhua's house and squeezed a glass of milk back. It's being heated in the pot right now. There are also the big meat buns you like to eat. I'll give them to you. Bring it out."
"Uh-huh."
Qi Man had a toothbrush in her mouth and was a little unclear when she answered.
She was not grateful for Yun Shu's intimate behavior, but actually enjoyed it a little bit.
To be precise, Xie Yunshu is the second favorite person after Mr. Qi.
Qi Man's love is very pure, he is handsome and can cook, and he treats her well.
Xie Yunshu thoughtfully went to the kitchen and brought out the big meat buns and hot milk, both of which were warm.
After brushing her teeth and washing up, Qi Man enjoyed her breakfast obediently. The milk smell was very strong, and it was a little sweet with rock sugar. There was a little bit of tangy smell, but it was not heavy. The texture was silky and smooth. It was paired with a big meat bun with thin skin and lots of stuffing. Qi Man felt satisfied for a while.
I don't know if Mr. Qi and Xie's mother had discussed it in advance, and the two groups returned to the village together.
The female protagonist and Qi Dongchen have already received their marriage certificate, and they are considered a legitimate couple.
At the door of Qi's house.
Mr. Qi and Xie's mother carefully pushed open the courtyard door, grabbed the edge of the door frame with both hands, and stuck their heads into the courtyard, as if they were thieves.
Qi Erya and Qi Dongchen looked at the pair of old treasures hanging on the door and looked at each other.
During their stay in the county town, the two of them already knew what the old couple had planned, and they wanted to bring Qi Man and Xie Yunshu together.
Xie Yunshu is excellent in appearance and character in Qingyun Village. The two old men tried their best to bring him together and were optimistic about him.
The two of them were young and naturally had no objection.
The courtyard was empty and eerily silent.
"Mom, Grandpa Qi, why don't you go in?"
Mr. Qi and Mother Xie were so frightened that they almost fell down.
He stood up straight in a hurry, as if he was a thief who was caught doing bad things and had a guilty conscience.
Mr. Qi angrily glared at Qi Dongchen who was standing aside, his eyes wide with anger as if to say:
"How did you two keep track of this!"
Qi Dongchen and his wife felt very innocent. It was obvious that they were too absorbed in watching it. They reminded them several times but there was no response. They couldn't blame them.
Mr. Qi chuckled: "Xiao Xie, I thought you and Manman were at home!"
Looking down, I saw Xie Yunshu carrying a wooden basin with freshly washed clothes in it. Xie Yunshu's sleeves were pushed up to his elbows, making him look like a housekeeper.
Even Xie's mother was stunned by her son's current appearance.
My son has a steady mind and is always well-dressed. He usually washes his clothes at home and will not go out as long as he is not properly dressed.
But now, what is the situation?
Wearing a white shirt and army green trousers, with the cuffs pushed up to his elbows, he looked like a polite scumbag, and the clothes in the tub could be seen at a glance as belonging to a girl.
Xie Yunshu opened the door of the courtyard very naturally, walked inside, and explained:
"Not long after Manman finished breakfast, she was sleeping in the house. I was afraid that washing clothes in the yard would wake her up, so I went to the river to wash them. Mom, grandpa, have you eaten?"
Xie Yunshu's casual look is more skillful than Mr. Qi. Those who don't know may think that Xie Yunshu is also the owner of this family.
Mr. Qi couldn't help but swallow, held his breath, and asked:
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