eurekapd Chapter 140 In order to go to jail, I fought!
Chapter 140 In order to go to jail, I fought!
Chapter 140 In order to go to jail, I fought!
On the way Chen Feng drove home, he received two more arrest messages.
Involuntarily, Chen Feng became more and more frightened.
Why are there so many gods who made mistakes tonight?
Could it be that something major happened in the fairy world?
Originally, Chen Feng wanted to go home and make out with Lu Xiaoyue.
As a result, Lu Xiaoyue insisted on going home because it was too late.
Chen Feng was also a little absent-minded because of the continuous arrest missions.
He had no choice but to send Lu Xiaoyue back home, and then drove back to the villa.
On the way back, he received arrest information again.
"Something must have happened in the fairy world!"
A strong premonition rose in Chen Feng's heart.
Otherwise, it is impossible to capture information so frequently.
As soon as I got home, a message popped up in my mind again.
"The Mansion of the Messenger of the Purification Altar, there is a target to be arrested, do you want to go and arrest him?"
When Chen Feng saw this message, his heart skipped a beat and his eyes widened.
Fuck, the Mansion of the Messenger of the Purification Altar?
Isn't that Zhu Bajie's mansion?
Could it be that the person to be arrested this time is Zhu Bajie?
Yes!
Chen Feng immediately chose yes, and immediately disappeared in place.
The Jingtan Envoy's Mansion is located outside the Heavenly Court, five thousand miles away in the west.
At this moment, Zhu Bajie is in the bathtub in the courtyard, rubbing his hands and singing.
"I love taking a bath, my skin is so good, oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"
hum!
Suddenly, the sky darkened, covering the sky and the sun, which surprised Zhu Bajie.
He raised his head suddenly, only to find a prison appearing in the void.
"Fuck!"
Zhu Bajie was taken aback, and said with a face full of shock.
"Is it against the rules of heaven to take a bath at home these days?"
"Could it be that, old pig, my bathing posture is wrong?"
But at this time, a coercive voice sounded in the void.
"Tieguai Li, you are guilty!"
Tieguai Li?
Zhu Bajie was taken aback for a moment, the prison officer was blind, did he go wrong?
Grab Tieguai Li, what are you doing at my Jingtan Envoy's Mansion?
Pfft!
Zhu Bajie was in a daze when suddenly a figure was thrown from the wall and fell heavily on the ground.
Zhu Bajie was startled, and looked anxiously, his eyes suddenly widened.
"Damn it, Tieguai Li!"
"Hi." Tieguai Li looked embarrassed, and waved at Zhu Bajie.
"Your uncle, how dare you peek at me taking a shower!"
"Tell me, do you have any plans for me!"
"I'm warning you, you just die of this heart!"
Zhu Bajie got angry on the spot, this Tieguai Li is too shameless!
Actually... peeping at someone taking a bath.
"Purification Messenger, misunderstanding, misunderstanding!"
"It's true that the female fairy has been seen all over, and I can't help it."
"I'll explain to you later, I'll vomit for a while."
vomit~
Tieguai Li vomited for a while, watching Zhu Bajie taking a bath was simply torture for him.
If it wasn't for going to prison, he wouldn't come if he was killed!
"Shangxian Chen Feng, I know my crime, and my crime cannot be pardoned."
"Please catch me, catch me!"
Tieguai Li was full of excitement, and begged Chen Feng with a nod and bow.
Think about how many female fairies chased me this night, and escaped here, was it easy?
Among other things, just watching Zhu Bajie take a bath, this great courage, how can he be sentenced to 800 years, right?
Otherwise, I am sorry for the corns in my eyes!
Chen Feng rolled his eyelids and was speechless for a while.
Why does Tieguai Li still have this hobby?
I really want to see it, look at Chang'e Yaochi Baihua Fairy, isn't she fragrant?
Why did you come to peek at Zhu Bajie?
Such a heavy taste, I really can't understand it.
However, Nianzai Tieguai Li has a good attitude in admitting his mistakes. He was supposed to be imprisoned for three days, so let's change it to a reprimand.
Thinking of this, Chen Feng said loudly with his hands behind his back and a majestic expression.
"Don't kneel down yet, listen respectfully to my admonition!"
Pfft!
Tieguai Li knelt on the ground happily, then grinned.
"Listen, listen, hehe."
"Shangxian Chen Feng, hurry up and train, after the training, shouldn't we go back to eat supper?"
Thinking of the delicacies in the prison, Tieguai Li's saliva flowed out.
I can't wait for Chen Feng to throw him into prison in a hurry, and use delicious food to strangle him to death.
"Tieguai Li, peeking at Zhu Bajie taking a bath, it's a moral depravity, the taste is so strong, it's outrageous!"
"If there is a next time, I will definitely punish you severely!"
Chen Feng's eloquence was like a river, and every word was like a heavy hammer, hitting Tieguai Li's heart.
It caused the world to shake.
After Chen Feng finished speaking, Tieguai Li was already sweating profusely, and his whole body was like a collapse, and he didn't even have the strength to stand up.
"Tieguai Li, have you written it down?" Chen Feng asked.
"Remember it!" Tieguai Li hurriedly said respectfully.
Then, with a grin, eyes shining brightly, he smiled at Chen Feng.
"Shangxian Chen Feng, I'm weak from what you've taught me, and I'm so hungry."
"Hurry up and catch me back, I'm afraid I'll have two servings for supper, thank you!"
puff!
Nima!
Chen Feng almost fell from the clouds.
Is this Tieguai Li a joke?
I said it was a warning, I won't arrest you, I don't understand what it is?
Why would he want supper, and if he wants two, what do he think!
hum!
Chen Feng's figure flashed, and the prison disappeared immediately.
"Hey, Chen Feng Shangxian, don't go, don't go!"
"Take me, I want supper!"
Tieguai Li looked anxious, and hurriedly shouted towards the sky.
However, Chen Feng has already returned to the mortal world, where can he still hear it?
Seeing that the void had returned to clarity, and that Chen Feng had completely disappeared, Tieguai Li grinned and cried.
Nima, I just want to be imprisoned, why is it so difficult!
In order to go to prison, I watched someone take a bath all night, is it easy for me?
Even at the risk of being disgusted to death, I even watched Zhu Bajie!
What a sacrifice it was!
Unexpectedly, even so, he was not captured by Chen Feng Shangxian.
It just doesn't make sense!
No, I must not give up!
For the mouth-watering food in the prison, and to prevent the prison god from breaking the birth, I must sit in this prison!
Thinking of this, Tieguai Li's eyes suddenly revealed a firm gaze.
Then, he turned around and looked at Zhu Bajie with a smile.
"Fuck, what are you doing!"
"I warn you, you can't get someone else's!"
"Put away your bad thoughts as soon as possible!"
puff!
Tieguai Li almost fell to the ground, got your sister!
I'm not disgusting enough for you.
If it wasn't for going to jail, why would you pay me to read it, and I wouldn't watch it!
When I think of the huge sacrifice I made to go to prison.
The corner of Tieguai Li's mouth twitched, almost moved him to tears.
It's not easy, it's not easy.
But thinking about the benefits of going to jail, Tieguai Li gritted his teeth.
In order to go to jail, fight!
Grinning, Tieguai Li turned to Zhu Bajie and said wretchedly with his eyes narrowed.
"Purification Messenger, do me a favor."
"You wash it again and let me see it?"
"Bah, stinky rascal!" Zhu Bajie roared, the tub flew up, and the bath water poured directly on Tieguai Li's face.
Tieguai Li's smile froze, and he suddenly became a drowned rat.
"I, Zhu Bajie, guard my body like a jade, you don't want to destroy my innocence!"
Zhu Bajie roared, and with a rake, he sent Tieguai Li flying.
"Pretty!"
Tieguai Li Fei traveled several hundred miles, wiped the bath water from his face, but his eyes showed the fighting spirit of fighting more and more bravely.
"Zhu Bajie won't let me see, so I'll go and see Monk Sha!"
"I don't believe it anymore, I'm still sitting in prison today!"
Chen Feng didn't sleep all night, his mind was full of arrest information that night.
What made Chen Feng speechless the most was that all the perpetrators were Tieguai Li.
Moreover, every time I peek at others taking a shower.
In particular, this guy can be both male and female, it doesn't matter who you are, if you dare to take a shower, he dares to look at it.
In the end, the peeped person was not crazy, but Chen Feng was going crazy.
There was really no other way, after admonishing him five more times, Chen Feng couldn't take it anymore, and directly threw Tieguai Li into prison.
"Hahaha, the emperor pays off those who wait and see!"
"Those who have a will, it will happen!"
"as long as you try very hard, you can achieve anything!"
"Nothing is unachievable!"
……
your sister!
Chen Feng slapped Tieguai Li on the back of the head.
Look at you, you are so stunned, you just opened your mouth with a string of proverbs, you haven't run away after graduating from elementary school!
Grab the Tieguai plum, and the sky is also bright.
Chen Feng washed up, and was about to go to Panlong Mountain to breathe.
Suddenly, the phone rang.
Chen Feng picked up the phone and saw that it was Wang Sihai calling.
As soon as the connection was made, Wang Sihai came out with an obviously nervous voice.
"Mr. Chen, there is bad news!"
(End of this chapter)