Chapter 535 Do You Have to Make Things Difficult for Me Today?
Chapter 535 Do You Have to Make Things Difficult for Me Today?
Director Wang kicked the other tire of the car, and then, to everyone's shock, that tire also exploded.
"Director Wang, you..."
"It's not our fault."
Jiang Zhiyuan gloated and waved his hands.
"Director Wang, Director Wang, the great director, his feet are really powerful. He stepped on the accelerator and the tire burst. He kicked it with his big feet and it was broken again."
After singing, she looked back at Sister Xu happily.
"How's Sister Xu? My improvisation skills are pretty good, right?"
Stared at by Director Wang with a murderous look, Sister Xu forced out a stiff smile that she had become very skilled at.
"Shut up, Xiaobao."
The other two were very supportive and sat down with slaps of their hands. The loud slaps were like real slaps on Director Wang's heart.
“It’s amazing that it’s so catchy in such a short time.”
"Director Wang, you should reflect on yourself. You drove the car and kicked it yourself. It has nothing to do with us."
Director Wang had curled himself up into a ball, gone to a corner, and started squatting on the ground, drawing circles.
"I'm not saying anything bad about you, but Director Wang, how can you be so stingy? You didn't even drive a better car to pick us up. Look at the state of your car, it's so shabby and dilapidated."
Jiang Zhiyuan walked to Director Wang and squatted down, tilting his head and firing at Director Wang's face.
"If you don't have money, just tell me. Although I can't lend you a thousand or eight hundred, five hundred should be no problem."
Director Wang avoided her gaze and silently turned his head to the other side.
"Speak up, Director Wang, why don't you speak? Oh, don't be so autistic.
Don't worry, we all understand you. It's not your fault that you have bad luck. "
Jiang Zhiyuan continued to use his ultimate skill close to the opponent's face, and even went around to the other side of Director Wang.
Director Wang chose to lower his head and not look at her, but the person actually bent his waist 180 degrees and opened his mouth close to her face again.
"Do you really have to make things difficult for me today?"
Director Wang is so full of resentment that he could dance with Sadako the Pen Fairy.
"Director Wang, your words really hurt my heart. I am just concerned about you.
Look at the three of them, which one of them has ever really cared about you, except me! Director Wang! "
Jiang Zhiyuan pointed at the three people with great grief, and the three people looked up at the sky at the same time.
"Tell me, why did you do this today?"
Director Wang didn't believe that she was truly doing this for his own good, so there could only be another reason: this person must have other intentions.
"Today is considered overtime work. After all, our show should have ended in the last episode...
So can the price be raised a little bit? I am more or less a traffic person now, you"
Before Jiang Zhiyuan could finish his words, he was interrupted by the person opposite him.
"Stop, shut up. Money is not as important as life. Do you want my life?"
Director Wang made a stop gesture and then turned to the other side, not wanting to give this person any chance to speak.
Just as everyone was looking at each other in silence and starting to pick up stones from the ground to play with, an agricultural tricycle rumbled over.
Sitting in the car was a dark-skinned, smiling old man.
"Guys, your car broke down? Do you need help?"
The old man greeted them warmly, and at that moment the five people thought they had seen their savior.
"Uncle, our car has a flat tire, can you help us contact a car repairman?"
Director Wang hurried forward to inquire, and just called someone nearby who said it would take at least two hours for them to arrive.
"Hey, it's easy. My son does this. Wait a moment. I'll call him over."
As the old man said this, he started the tricycle and drove away.
"This gentleman is really timely!"
Zhao Tangtang put her hands in her pockets and wanted to kowtow to the old man three times. He was simply her savior.
"It seems that today's luck is not too bad."
The young assistant turned around excitedly, holding a small flower that he had plucked from somewhere in his hand.
Seeing this, the audience in the live broadcast room sighed:
[Oh my god, they are really lucky. This is not fair. Shouldn't they always be unlucky? ]
[It didn't take more than 10 minutes to meet the savior. This is not scientific at all. What happened? Did the Aoxiemen's physical condition fail? ]
[Ahem, should we give them some face? ]
[What's the point of giving them this? Face, they can't cook noodles with this stuff. ]
[Well, the joke above is a bit too cold, and the plot is a bit old, but the heart wins. ]
Soon, the old man and his son arrived at the scene. Five people stood in a row, staring at the old man's son quietly.
A man who looked to be in his early 30s was dragged out of the car by his father. He was holding a clipper in his hand. Yes, a barber's clipper.
"Dad, what are you doing? I'm cutting hair for a customer over there. Why did you suddenly pull me here?"
There were some fallen hairs on the elder brother's body, it seemed that he was really cutting someone's hair just now.
"You little brat, your dad can't order you around anymore, right?
If you dare to say a word of truth today, I will peel off your skin and hang it on the beam to dry."
The old man changed his gentle voice and spoke in a voice so loud that it scared everyone present. The five people took a step back in unison.
"Okay, okay, then why did you pull me here? Are you going to cut their hair?"
As the eldest brother spoke, he looked closely at the five people who were already three meters away from them.
"Whoever wants a haircut hurry up, I'm in a hurry."
The five people shook their heads in unison.
Everyone knows that getting a haircut is a gamble these days, and there is no worst, only worse.
He looked like a decent person before the haircut, and he is still a decent person after the haircut.
It seems acceptable to put on makeup before the haircut, but after the haircut, tell me who has this afro?
"Dad, you see no one wants a haircut, so I'll leave first."
The eldest brother didn't seem surprised at all. The five of them turned their heads and wanted to get in the car and ask his father to take him back, but the old man pulled him in front of the car very forcefully.
"Cut your hair, you big-headed ghost. I asked you to come here to fix the car."
"Dad, you have the guts to say it again... Repair the car? I'm a junior high school graduate, and you want me to repair the car?"
"Didn't you call me a few days ago and tell me that you helped so-and-so fix his car? How come you can't do it today? I'm telling you, don't underestimate my memory."
The old man's face was full of expression saying, I don't believe you, you must be fooling me, you little bastard, I'm going to beat you to death when my son gets home.
"Haha, if you think the QQ Speed in the game is the same as the car in reality, then I can try it too."
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