eurekapd Chapter 165: Being teased, the sister-in-law killed them
Chapter 165: Being teased, the sister-in-law killed them
Follow my sister-in-law and you will have meat to eat.
My sister-in-law is afraid of ants. Is this called fear? She just stepped on them.
Is my sister-in-law afraid of poisonous snakes?
This is even more outrageous. It's just a joke. You're not even afraid of slipping your tongue when you speak.
Just yesterday, they were walking through the forest and suddenly saw an inch-long five-step snake.
As we all know, the five-step snake is a highly venomous snake.
The name comes from the fact that it is highly poisonous. If you are poisoned, you may die within five steps.
So this is a very poisonous snake.
When they encountered this five-step snake, even Chen Chao and Li Mu would have their hair stand on end.
Who knows, right now.
Whoosh.
Then I saw a dagger flying out.
It accurately stabbed the five-step snake's vital point.
The snake died.
After appearing, he died.
The dagger became a dart and killed the five-step snake.
Is this fear?
Is this fear of poisonous snakes?
Damn, with a sister-in-law like this, even poisonous snakes would stay three feet away from her.
Is she a tomboy?
I can no longer use the word "tomboy" to describe my sister-in-law, she is simply a man of steel.
More ferocious than men.
Does a sister-in-law like this need protection and care?
Let them take good care of my sister-in-law.
When she met the captain, my sister-in-law was just a weak and helpless little princess.
I can’t lift it with my hands, and I can’t carry it on my shoulders.
He became a different person behind the captain's back.
Come, let me show you how to break a stone with my chest.
...
Speechless, so speechless.
But there's nothing you can do about it; the captain just falls for it.
If the sister-in-law hadn't spoken up, they would have just waited to be punished by the captain when they returned.
They really took good care of my sister-in-law.
But this care is not active, it is passive.
Can you not take good care of me?
The lack of care made Lu Yiling tired, which was a kind of PUA.
Now, the captain's original intention was to train all the team members, including wilderness survival training and shooting training.
In the end, it was my sister-in-law who came to travel and enjoy the scenery of the tropical rainforest.
Get some fresh air.
What is this?
But they just dare not say anything but be angry, so just serve well.
Several people looked at each other, but no one spoke.
The air seemed to freeze at this moment.
Almost ten minutes passed before instructor Chen Chao recovered, and his funny and silly personality came out again.
He took the initiative to approach Lu Yiling and asked for advice: "Sister-in-law, do you think it's better to start a family first or to establish a career first? Men have to start a family and establish a career. How should we choose this question? Is there a way to achieve it in one step? "
“…”
Lu Yiling answered nonchalantly: "Yes, I met a rich woman and got everything in one go!"
"..."
Chen Chao: .....
"Forget it, rich women are hard to please, I'd better explore this issue slowly!"
"Sister-in-law, I heard that every time the captain pays his salary, you sing a song for him, and the captain will be in a particularly good mood. What is the name of the song?"
“…”
Lu Yiling: "Woman flower!"
“…”
Chen Chao: Mommy, I can’t ask any more questions about this issue.
These answers are so infuriating and shocking.
I am extremely speechless.
Lu Yiling was in a good mood at this moment and answered every question.
Because she will soon have another sum of money coming in, and her eldest baby will receive a bonus.
Hahaha.
Sikong Yan’s bonus is her bonus, and hers is still hers.
A good man should give money to his wife.
Chen Chao was silent for a minute, and he refused to believe it: "Sister-in-law, why do you like shopping? Can you wear all the clothes and bags you buy? Isn't that a waste of money?"
"..."
Lu Yiling raised his head and glanced at Chen Chao indifferently: "How did you become an instructor?"
"Such an obvious question, but you don't even know it!"
"Do the clothes and bags I bought yesterday match my temperament today?"
"..."
This question-and-answer pattern almost made these three grown men become autistic.
I am extremely grateful that they don’t have girlfriends, let alone wives.
As for women, they are too poor to deserve them.
Let the captain enjoy this feeling of pain and happiness alone.
They just don't participate.
It's a good Singles' Day...
The conversation between Sikong Yan and Lu Yiling seemed to open up a new world for Xiao Jiaojiao.
Xiao Jiaojiao spent an afternoon studying the communication device and actually found a loophole.
The communication device was turned on, and one could directly connect to Sikong Yan's command headquarters.
After Lu Yiling succeeded, he was extremely excited, hahaha.
Then she deliberately cleared her throat: "Ahem...Call, call, call my big baby!"
"My dear, my dear, kiss my husband!"
“…”
Lu Yiling's voice suddenly came from the communication device, and a hint of surprise flashed in Sikong Yan's eyes.
"Ok!"
“…”
Lu Yiling: "Ah, it really worked?"
“I succeeded…”
"Baby, I just...I just want to tell you that I miss you!"
“…”
Sikong Yan's eyes flashed with helplessness: "Yeah!"
“…”
After that, Lu Yiling would talk to Sikong Yan from time to time through this communication device.
But who would have thought that on the day when the training was about to end, the leader from above suddenly came.
Mr. Lu and Mr. Si also came. Lu Yihe had just returned home from a business trip. When he saw the old man was about to go out, he asked and found out that the old man was going to the base?
Well, he has today off and is free.
It's been a long time since I last saw that little bastard from his family.
I've been busy with company matters recently and the little bastard is in training, so I haven't had a chance to talk to him.
So, on the day when the training deadline was set, many people came to the temporary command center built by Sikong Yan.
At this moment, the five-member BUG team has begun a ruthless fight in the final battlefield.
Five people, sweeping away thousands of enemies.
Invincible.
The rest of the team members were worried, didn't eat or sleep well, and survived until the final battle.
This is the final.
As long as you can survive, you will win.
Who would have thought that such a combination would appear.
What the hell is going on.
Can we still stick together?
Five people, five directions, as soon as they appeared, they were immediately shot dead, and white smoke came out.
died!
Just die!
So, why have I been hiding for so many days, without eating or sleeping well?
Just to give kills to this five-man group?
The rest of the team members were extremely angry.
But there is no other way but to accept the fate.
Just accept the fact that you will die in their hands. It’s their own fault because they are not as skilled as you.
The result was not surprising at all, the BUG combination won.
When the training time was about to end, there were only five of them left.
Lu Yiling, Xiao Youning, and three other prisoners.
Hua Zi looked at their group of five and said, "Five people!"
"The rule is that only four people can win in the end. What should we do? We have too many people!"
“…”
Unexpectedly, at this moment, Lu Yiling suddenly raised his gun and shot each of the three men.
He smiled and said, "Okay, the game is over!"
"Victory, the prisoner completed the mission and was killed!"
“…”
Chen Chao: .....
Huazi:......
Li Mu:......