I kissed the statue at the beginning and I vomited all over the floor

Chapter 335: Fallen Dark Elf

"Don't be so surprised, orc."

Under the moonlight, the dark elf's pupils appeared extremely bright.

“All divine magicians are like this.

If this is the favor of God, then there are many people in our tribe who are favored by God!"

The dark elf, whose height and demeanor were in stark contrast to each other, blinked twice at Kong Er with his cunning big eyes, causing the alien orc to feel restless.

Well, Kong Er is not actually a lustful orc.

Moreover, his ex-wife returned to her parents' home with her baby, which gave this orc, whose mind was only filled with martial arts, some emotional stimulation.

But for some reason, in front of this dark elf, Kong Er acted like a novice who saw a princess for the first time in a high-end club.

Even though there was a racial gap between them, Kong Er felt that this dark elf, who barely reached his chest, had an irresistible charm.

In fact, it is not Kong Er's fault. If we look at it from the perspective of data flow, there are some tricks here.

Ordinary priests rely on their wisdom attributes to gain divine abilities.

I usually read doctrines and study philosophy, and when I have free time, I write a "Confessions". These are all efforts I make to improve my wisdom attributes.

However, the existence of such strange creatures as divine magic users or those favored by gods is completely different.

They never look at their wisdom attribute, but rather their charm value.

For example, the Nordman Patriarch of the Tyr Church is actually a high-level God-favored One.

Everyone who has seen her true appearance is struck by her beauty, as evidenced by a certain middle-aged knight.

Luna, the timid orc girl who was studying in the druid station, was a real beauty in the eyes of those around her.

This is also the reason why Alvin is often regarded as a man favored by God - it's nothing special, he's just handsome.

Therefore, the 1.4-meter-tall girl in front made the two-dimensional orc lose his mind.

But in contrast, Ivan's performance was very mediocre.

Although the dark elf had his back to the two of them most of the time, he would turn his head from time to time and use his peripheral vision to keep alert behind him.

Apart from looking at her skin color and hair with interest at the beginning, the handsome human didn't spend much time looking at his own key parts.

At most, he took advantage of the [Light Magic] to look curiously at the top of his head, and seemed to be gesturing at something.

"You two, we are not far ahead to the lower reaches of the Miral River.

This great river was divided into two tributaries, north and south, by the Breath of the Moon Sea. The water in the north and south tributaries was extremely turbulent...

The one in the north is quite peaceful.

Huh? It seems like we are very lucky..."

The dark elf stopped abruptly and leaned down, assuming a guarded posture.

The person following behind reacted immediately.

He poked the still dazed Ivan with his elbow, quickly pulled out the weapon from his waist, and slowly moved forward.

Seeing the reactions of the two creatures, Alvin finally realized that this "good luck" did not refer to real good luck.

He also imitated Kong Er, lowered his upper body and moved forward cautiously.

But Alvin seemed to have forgotten something.

When the light from his belt shone forward, the dark elf uttered a low curse.

"Damn it! I actually forgot to remove the lighting spell of this stupid human!

The key is that this idiot actually came up to me...

The stone brains of underground lizards are smarter than this human..."

Considering the inner feelings of caring for "foolish humans", the dark elves used their own language throughout the process.

But she didn't know that this "stupid human" heard it clearly.

Seeing the threat ahead, Alvin simply stopped hiding.

He walked to the front in a carefree manner, and let the lighting magic on his waist illuminate the outline of the hunched creature in front of him clearly.

A group of fallen elves——

To be precise, it is the fallen dark elves.

……

Under the gaze of Iris and Lian, Xiling took off her cloak and put on a set of well-fitting leather armor.

There was a halo of magic flashing on the armor piece on the chest, indicating that this was a rare magic item.

She had a fine gold spear on her back, two long daggers on her waist, and an extra half-long wooden staff in her hand.

Xiling turned around and glanced at her mother who was looking encouraging, and the excited Lian, and gave them a long-lost smile.

In order to care about my relatives, I must pass the trial and return here as soon as possible.

The half-elf lady walked towards the depths of the underground. Behind this passage was a space rift leading to an upper plane.

I wonder if Ivan is among those who care about me...

But Ivan should still be in Nield now...

I don't know what his expression will be after seeing my message...

Xiling shook her head to stop her wild thoughts.

She looked ahead at the place where there was a faint light. That was her destination - the Elf Kingdom plane.

There is only one way to remove the divine patterns on his face, and that is to go back to the place where his mother was born and find his grandfather.

But I'm afraid that elf won't be easy to deal with.

Tightening the wooden stick in her hand, Xiling tried to calm her agitated emotions.

Then, he stepped into the space crack.

Iris, who was outside the passage, let out a long breath when she felt her daughter's breath disappear from this plane.

"Mother?"

The short Lian raised her head and looked at the mother who looked exactly like the one in her vague childhood memory. She asked curiously:

"Sister, is this all right? Can you take off your hood?"

In Xiao Lian's heart, the divine patterns that could attract evil gods and prevent her sister from becoming the target of public criticism were not as important as Xiling being able to show her true face to others.

"Yes, little Lianne."

Iris stroked Lian's head with her hand, just like Lian did when she was a child.

She turned around and took Lian to another direction, where was the new underground city of the dark elves.

"This way, Xiling won't have to hide her face."

When Xiao Lian heard this, she jumped up excitedly.

"Very good!

My sister can finally give birth to a half-elf with her brother-in-law!"

Lian has always believed that the reason why her sister could not be with her brother-in-law and the bad goddess Lal had an opportunity to take advantage of her was that her sister could not show her face.

If his sister took off her hood, that pervert Ivan would definitely fall at her feet.

My eldest sister is much more beautiful than that Lal who looks not so smart!

But before Lian could finish her excitement, her pointed ears were grabbed fiercely and her whole body was almost lifted up.

"It hurts, it hurts, it hurts! Mother! It hurts!"

The short half-elf stood on tiptoe, trying hard to get his ears away from Iris's fingers.

But the more this happened, the greater the strength Iris put in her fingers.

"What little half-elf!"

The mother said angrily.

"That human is a pervert, don't you know that!"