eurekapd Chapter 204 Wrong posture?
Chapter 204 Wrong posture?
"Alas, it seems that zombies still have some memories similar to instincts. Next time I will definitely give them a good beating and make sure they dare not chase me again!"
Lin Hun angrily slapped the edge of the table, leaving several deep fingerprints. He had already made up his mind to thoroughly teach all the zombies that had chased him a lesson.
However, there are still some annoying guys who need to be taught a lesson. Lin Hun raised his head and roared to the outside of the door:
"Why are you knocking? Are you looking for death? Don't you know that the people inside need to rest?!"
However, Lin Hun's scolding not only failed to stop the sound outside the door, but the sound made the zombies outside the house knock even harder and harder. If they were knocking on the door weakly before, now it was as if they saw their prey and were beating with all their might.
“Oh! You’ve grown up!?” Lin Hun punched the table, leaving a huge hole on the poor table. “Forget it, it’s the same if I clean up after you guys and then rest!”
"Bang!" The first two chair legs slammed heavily onto the ground, leaving a white mark behind with Lin Hun's legs. They slammed heavily onto the ground, leaving a faint footprint on the wooden floor. Lin Hun stood up and scooped up the two weapons on the table with both hands, and they were equipped.
"Huh!?" Suddenly, a corner of something under the table appeared, attracting Lin Hun's attention. "Is this thing? It can't be what I think it is?"
He put the weapon on his back carefully, then Lin Hun stretched out his head and grabbed the side of the table.
"I'll lift it up!!!"
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"Bang!" The table was thrown out at a high speed and hit the pile of debris in front of the door. The few pieces of furniture in the whole room eventually followed the footsteps of other furniture and turned into a pile of broken wood.
The noise outside the house suddenly stopped, but only for a moment, and then the noise broke out again!
In an instant, it was as if countless fists were hitting the door panel. The fragile door was smashed by the repeated attacks, and the debris in front of the door was rustling as well.
Along with bursts of howling outside the house, the door could no longer hold on and continued to tremble and scream. Stone powder kept falling from all around the door frame. Countless phenomena were on the surface, and it wouldn't be long before the door would be destroyed.
But Lin Hun just glanced at them and didn't bother to care about them at all:
"Hit it! Go ahead and hit it! I don't want to bother with you guys now. Whoever breaks through the door first will get a reward~"
Lin Hun turned around and focused all his attention on the things under the table:
"I really didn't expect to find you here, Spiral Sword!!!"
Yes, at this moment, there was a spiral sword stuck on the floor in front of Lin Hun! A complete spiral sword!
This was the first complete spiral sword that Lin Hun had seen since leaving the Firelink Shrine. The rest of the spiral swords were either broken in half or incomplete and could not be used at all.
"Although I don't know why you are here, it's great to have you." Lin Hun rubbed his hands on the armor excitedly, sticking the dust on his armor to other places. His face was serious, and he looked in front of him seriously, and his excitement was hard to express. "As long as this spiral sword can be ignited, then I at least have a base in the outer city of Undead Town!"
With an excited heart, Lin Hun stretched out his trembling hand and gently touched the spiral sword.
"puff--"
A burst of fire suddenly burst out from under the blade.
“Hmm?” Lin Hun didn’t dare to remove his hand from the spiral sword. He could only scratch his head with his other hand. “That’s it? Where’s my anger? This, this, this, this, this is not right, right?”
Lin Hun stared at the tip of the spiral sword. He had never been so eager for the flame to appear as he was now. "As long as it appears, it will be worth it even if it explodes in my face!"
Unfortunately, that burst of fire was the final masterpiece of the Spiral Sword. After the sparks disappeared, no more flames appeared.
Lin Hun reluctantly reached for the spiral sword with his other hand, but the familiar flame still did not ignite. Lin Hun folded his hands in front of his chest and fell into deep thought. However, as soon as he started thinking, he went in a strange direction and never returned:
"Is it my posture that's wrong? Should I be more handsome? And you're saying that I haven't showered in a long time? No! Is it because I'm wearing armor on my hands and not making direct contact with the spiral sword?"
“Hiss—in the game, doesn’t it catch fire as soon as you touch it? Why is my spiral sword so cool? The bonfire was already burning when I first arrived at the Firelink Shrine, and no one taught me how to light a bonfire!”
Lin Hun thought of all kinds of problems, but he didn't think there was anything wrong with this spiral sword.
Because the moment he held the Spiral Sword, Lin Hun could still feel the surging flame contained in the sword. As long as he put in his humanity, the sword would instantly burn. But this was not what Lin Hun needed, at least not at the moment.
"But I don't want weapons! I want a bonfire!!! You can be a weapon, so why can't you be a bonfire? Aren't you putting the cart before the horse?!"
Lin Hun’s cry did not affect the Spiral Sword. After all, it was just a dead object, and its function depended entirely on its user. It couldn’t be used as a bonfire!
"Bang!" The fragile door could no longer hold on, and the furniture blocking the door was smashed to pieces.
Countless wood chips hit Lin Hun's armor, making tinkling sounds.
However, this amount of sawdust and force was not enough to make Lin Hun retreat. Even the power and sharpness contained in these sawdust were not enough to break the armor worn by Lin Hun. There was no need to dodge.
However, there are still big ones coming among the crumbs!!!
A corpse suddenly flew out from the wood chips and hit Lin Hun heavily with a loud bang, and then stuck tightly to Lin Hun's back under the huge force.
When everything was calm, without waiting for Lin Hun to make a move, the limp corpse had no support and slowly slid off Lin Hun's body, falling to the ground with a "bang".
Then three or four wandering soldiers came in one after another through the broken wooden door with their shields. The moment they saw Lin Hun, their eyes lit up. Without any extra sound, they raised their spears and charged towards Lin Hun.
Lin Hun's attention was not on the zombie that had returned, but on the half arm that appeared in his eyes at his feet, and then he glanced at the bottom of the spiral sword, and suddenly he realized:
"That's what I told you! It can't be any other problem! It's firewood! Firewood! There's no bone fragment under the spiral sword! How can a bonfire burn without firewood!"
"But it doesn't matter," Lin Hun turned around, his eyes shining, looking at the zombies rushing towards him. Their originally dirty and dry bodies now looked so handsome.
Lin Hun wiped the corner of his mouth, drew out the big sword behind him, and rushed forward, unable to hide his excitement:
"The fresh firewood is here!!!"