eurekapd Chapter 184 Grass, a plant that likes to curse
Chapter 184 Grass, a plant that likes to curse
Originally, this large patch of weeds had been cut down, revealing a path leading to the moss-covered gate of the Tusi Mansion.
Jiang Nanxi also saw that the gate of the Tusi Mansion was made of wood, but the paint on the gate had faded, and the wooden boards were corroded, tattered, and full of holes.
But now, those weeds taller than people appeared in front of them again, blocking their view. Even the dilapidated gate of the Tusi Mansion could not be seen!
Liu Qingyan turned around and looked around and said, "It has only been a short while since we started cutting grass, and another pile of grass has appeared. Could it be that someone has set up a formation here?"
"I didn't sense any formation."
Jiang Nanxi said.
"Is there some evil spirit causing trouble?"
Liu Qingyan retracted his gaze, "It's possible that the magnetic field fluctuations in this place are abnormal, and the evil energy is very heavy, which is indeed prone to the birth of monsters."
Jiang Nanxi was puzzled. "This place is full of grass, and there is nothing else. How could there be any monsters? The information about the Tusi Mansion that Ye Shutong gave me said that there was a guardian beast at the gate of the Tusi Mansion, but we didn't see it."
Lu Jiaqi said quickly, "Song Shixing and I just saw that red-eyed monster that looked like a gorilla! Didn't you say that it might be a house-guarding beast?"
As soon as he finished speaking, he heard a burst of abuse in his ears, "You idiot, you have a crippled eye, how could I be so ugly, fuck your mother, your eyes are useless in a pig's head, dig them out right now!"
This strange voice suddenly sounded, and Lu Jiaqi was immediately startled and let out a scream.
"Ah! Who's talking?"
Lu Jiaqi looked around in horror, but saw nothing. He became even more frightened.
"Oh my god, there's no ghost, is there?!"
He was so scared that he jumped up on the spot, took several steps back, and held the machete in his hand across his chest.
"Jiang Nanxi, we must have run into a ghost wall here! I have encountered ghosts many times, I have experience!"
"Hold!!!!"
Before anyone else could react, Lu Jiaqi's voice rang out with an extremely sharp curse.
"Get your foot away, you idiot! You're stepping on my face! Damn you! It's ok that you're ugly, but why are you jealous of me and stepping on my face! Get your foot away, you ugly bastard!"
Lu Jiaqi opened his eyes wide and looked at the ground, but saw nothing.
All I saw was a pile of trampled hay.
He couldn't help swallowing his saliva, and looked at Jiang Nanxi with a pale face and said, "This ghost... How could this ghost be so rude? And I didn't step on anything, how could he call me ugly! How am I ugly!"
Jiang Nanxi stared at the ground under Lu Jiaqi's feet, and then found that the haystack under his feet seemed to move!
She was also shocked.
Jiang Nanxi had some guesses in his mind and was about to speak when the voice spoke again.
"Fuck you, what are you all standing there for? Get off my face right now! One, two, three, four of you are all ugly!
Look, look, why are you still looking? I'm so handsome right next to you, can't you see? You're all blind and disabled. When you're alive, you waste air. When you're dead, you waste land. When you're half dead, you waste money!"
Jiang Nanxi thought about it, then moved a few steps to the side and walked to a place where there were no haystacks.
She also pulled everyone else over.
All the haystacks that had been trampled on the ground suddenly stood up straight.
Suddenly a gust of wind blew, dispersing some of the nearby clouds. The large patch of weeds swayed in the wind, then twisted and condensed together to form a two-meter-tall green straw man.
The shape is a bit like a scarecrow.
There were two angry red lights in the straw man's eyes, staring at Jiang Nanxi and the others.
"Hey, you four ugly blind bastards, what are you doing here?"
It looked at Jiang Nanxi for a while, then suddenly realized something and said, "Oh, I see. You are here to seek death and find treasure again. Fuck your bananas, cantaloupe, and dragon fruit. Forget about finding treasure, but what's the point of stepping on my face? Today, I will show you why the flowers are so red!"
As soon as the words were spoken, the straw man made of a pile of green weeds performed a set of Tai Chi in front of them.
Then it turned into a shadow and rushed directly in front of Jiang Nanxi, "Look at my shadowless fist!"
Bang bang bang!
Its two arms kept waving forward, and no one could see its movements clearly. As it swung, there were bursts of sounds of breaking through the air.
Seeing that the shadowless fist was about to hit Jiang Nanxi, Jiang Nanxi still stood there calmly.
She pulled out a grenade on the spot, pulled out the fuse, and stuffed it into the straw man's open mouth.
boom--!
call out--!
This is the sound of the straw man being kicked away.
boom--!
This is the sound of a grenade exploding.
Jiang Nanxi directly stuffed the straw man into a pile of grass not far away, and then the grenade exploded, lighting up a large area of fire and burning most of the weeds.
"Holy shit, shit, shit!"
The scarecrow's screams were heard in the firelight.
Lu Jiaqi stared at the scene in a daze, "Nanxi, what is this? Is this a grass spirit?"
“This is the gate grass.”
Liu Qingyan answered with a complicated expression, "This is a spiritual grass that likes to grow in places with rich spiritual energy. After a long time, it will develop intelligence to help people guard the house. Whenever someone passes by, it will make a cursing sound to scare away thieves.
The gate-guarding grass in front of us is obviously a higher-level monster. Not only can it curse people, it can also directly transform and hit people. "
As soon as he finished speaking, everyone saw a green whirlwind of spiritual energy light up in the weeds, and it soon put out the fire from the grenade explosion.
"Ahhhh!"
The gate guard grass stood up and shouted. His body was taller than before, almost three meters tall!
The anger in its eyes grew stronger and stronger!
"Fuck you, if I don't get angry, you think I'm a scarecrow! You ugly bastards with lame eyes, I'll leave you all here to be fertilizer today!"
The gate-guarding grass roared angrily, and its tall figure pounced towards Jiang Nanxi. A rustling sound also came from the nearby weeds.
Song Shixing quickly reminded, "Get out of the way quickly, those weeds will grow longer, just like vines, they probably want to tie us up!"
Jiang Nanxi's cold voice came, "No, just stand still, I want to see how powerful it is!"
As soon as she finished speaking, the gatekeeper rushed to Jiang Nanxi aggressively.
"Die to me!"
The nearby weeds also twisted into strands and turned into vines, wrapping around Jiang Nanxi.
A golden-red flame flashed in Jiang Nanxi's cold eyes, and then she grabbed the door guard's hand.
This hand is also made up of countless weeds.
Jiang Nanxi's corpse fire instantly spread to that hand, burning the huge arm of the gate guard grass, and the fire continued to spread.
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