eurekapd Chapter 528 I Must Get a Haircut
Chapter 528 I Must Get a Haircut
Chapter 528 I Must Get a Haircut (Two in One)
Zhang Lang approached Inspector Xu cautiously, first sticking out his tongue to gently taste the faint lipstick flavor on her lips, then he put his nose close and greedily sniffed the charming perfume emanating from Inspector Xu.
After doing all this, he licked his lips with satisfaction, and then ran towards the office where Ma Jun and the others were like an agile rabbit.
Since he had not paid any special attention to the situation in this office before, when Zhang Lang stepped into the door, he was surprised to find that the office, which should have been bustling with activity, had become deserted.
All I saw were the familiar office locations, empty, without even a ghost in sight.
Zhang Lang couldn't help but be dumbfounded, muttering to himself: "What on earth is going on? Did everyone disappear collectively?"
As he thought about it, he frowned and walked towards Ma Jun with a puzzled look on his face, and asked softly: "Ma Jun, where are the other people in our group? Where did they go? How come they disappeared all of a sudden?"
Faced with Zhang Lang's questioning, Ma Jun seemed a little uneasy, his eyes kept flickering, as if he wanted to avoid the question.
However, under the tight pressure of Zhang Lang's sharp eyes, he finally sighed helplessly and explained, "Alas... they were all asked to leave by other departments! Li Jiajun was transferred to work on the assault vehicle; Wang Weiye returned to his previous police station; Qiu Gangao also returned to the serious crime team to show his skills. And that Ling Jing, I heard he went back to be a sniper, and he also said that he found a good seedling with special potential and must be cultivated well, I don't know if this is true or not."
After hearing what Ma Jun said, Zhang Lang said angrily: "Oh, so everyone is going their separate ways. Then why are you still here? Is it because no one likes you?"
After saying this, Zhang Lang almost said something even more hurtful: "Why is it that no one wants you?"
Fortunately, he held back at the last moment and just looked at Ma Jun with a slightly sarcastic tone.
Ma Jun had a helpless and anxious look on his face, as if expressing his inner desire: "I really want to leave here quickly! When I go back, I can return to the Silver Band and continue to be the happy old conductor."
Hearing this, Zhang Lang on the side couldn't help but mutter something in a low voice, then turned his head sharply, staring at Yazi and Tammy, and asked: "It's only been a few days, how come things have developed to this point? Yazi, Tammy, why didn't you two tell me about this earlier?"
Faced with Zhang Lang's questioning, Tami spread her hands helplessly, indicating that she could do nothing to help.
Yazi responded with a smile: "This is an order directly issued by the eldest brother. Even if Li Jiajun's father stepped in, I'm afraid he would be powerless to change the situation. At that time, we all discussed this matter together, and we all thought it would be better to keep it secret from you for the time being. The longer we can delay it, the better."
Although Zhang Lang felt somewhat indignant after hearing this, he actually had a premonition that the special crime squad might be disbanded.
When he was here, the crime clearance rate was quite high, and people in other police stations must have been jealous.
But he didn't expect that this day would come so soon, which caught him somewhat off guard.
What surprised him even more was that the boss actually transferred Li Jiajun to the assault vehicle position.
It seems that we are still in the preliminary preparation stage of the incident. After all, the security system inside the police station should not need to be replaced in the short term.
However, if the guys from Unit 701 could easily break through the police station's security and blatantly steal important information, that would be a real problem.
Thinking of this, Zhang Lang suddenly had a flash of a computer virus that he had heard of in his previous life...
Panda burning incense.
Damn, what a genius.
Zhang Lang: "Why go back to the Silver Band? Come to my place. Sometimes I'm too busy to take care of those people. I'll feel more at ease if you go over and take care of them."
Ma Jun was visibly full of energy and spirit, and he laughed out loud when he heard Zhang Lang's words.
Zhang Lang stood up from his chair and said, "What are you laughing at? Say something if you want to."
Zhang Lang, who is known for his sweet words, rolled his eyes.
What the hell? If you have something to say, say it. What are you laughing at?
Ma Jun grinned with his teeth bared.
Ignoring Ma Jun, Zhang Lang turned around and whispered to Yazi and Tammy, "Yazi, you and Tammy should go to the Political Department together."
Yazi nodded slightly to show her agreement, and responded: "Leave this matter to me. I will go talk to Lao Huang. With his ability, he will definitely be able to handle this matter."
You know, if Lao Huanglian can't handle such a small matter properly, Yazi will never give up and will go back home and make a big fuss.
After all, Lao Huang has always been regarded by everyone as a very decent and capable person.
Why would we spend so much energy and trouble just to arrange her into the Political Department?
At this time, Zhang Lang turned his gaze to Ma Jun again, and said with a smile: "You two can rest assured now, without any troubles. But Ma Jun, how do you plan to deal with your own personal emotional situation? Qiu Gangao has already successfully entered the marriage hall and tied the knot, what is the situation on your side?"
Hearing this, Ma Jun, who was originally laughing from ear to ear, stopped laughing instantly and the expression on his face became a little embarrassed.
On the contrary, Zhang Lang, who was standing by, saw this, grinned, revealing his big white teeth, and burst into laughter.
It really is true that a smile does not disappear out of thin air, it just transfers from one person to another.
People often say that those seemingly long preludes and sudden attacks without any warning are often the most difficult to guard against.
Start with zero frame and add a super long pre-swing.
Just like at this moment, the topic that everyone was discussing before had nothing to do with Ma Jun's personal feelings, but such a seemingly casual question of concern was like a sword piercing Ma Jun's heart, causing his defense to collapse instantly.
There’s nothing we can do about it. Who asked Ma Jun to remain single?
Finally, Zhang Lang patted Ma Jun on the shoulder earnestly and warned him: "Ma Jun, you must remember this. Don't be easily swayed by women. Either take the initiative to control the situation, or be free and easy and not be trapped by love. Don't be like you are now, with no woman around you!"
Ma Jun looked at Yazi expectantly and said, "You guys promised me before that you would introduce someone to me! How come there is no movement now? You promised me in person!"
He couldn't help but shook his head, sighing in his heart, this is probably the most useless words in the world - you once promised me.
Seeing this, Yazi quickly explained: "We did want to introduce you, but have you forgotten what you did?"
Zhang Lang, who was originally a little listless, suddenly became energetic after hearing this.
Hey, no one has ever mentioned this matter to him. It seems that there must be a lot of interesting plots and stories to be explored.
Thinking of this, the corners of his mouth rose unconsciously, and his eyes flashed with curiosity, as if he couldn't wait to know what would happen next.
Ma Jun scratched his head and replied somewhat embarrassedly: "The situation was urgent at the time. As soon as I received the news, I rushed to chase the suspect. I didn't care about anything else."
After hearing this, Yazi couldn't help but roll her eyes and scolded Ma Jun: "Even if you went to chase the suspect, you couldn't just leave a grown girl on the side of the road and not do anything about her, right? And you didn't even call her to say hello afterwards. Tell me, is that appropriate? It's really outrageous!"
Ma Jun lowered his head and dared not say another word. He just glanced at Zhang Lang who was laughing beside him from time to time.
Zhang Lang seemed to have discovered a new world, and he interrupted excitedly, "Oh my, so I think there might be a chance for this matter to turn around! Maybe that girl is still interested in you, otherwise why would she call to ask about your situation?"
Yazi snorted, rolled her eyes at Ma Jun, and said coquettishly: "I'll make an appointment for you, and you have to behave well when the time comes!"
There was a hint of expectation and concern on her beautiful face.
However, Ma Jun seemed a little uneasy. He scratched his ears and cheeks and muttered, "Oh, I think I'd better give up..." His voice was as soft as a mosquito's hum.
At this moment, Zhang Lang at the side deliberately cleared his throat and pretended to cough, then said to Ma Jun with a smile: "Ma Jun, let me ask you to guess, if one of the elixirs in Taishang Laojun's alchemy furnace turned into a ginseng fruit and ran to the underworld, it was actually beaten to death by Sun Wukong with a stick. Do you know why?"
Ma Jun blinked his eyes, shook his head in confusion, and stammered, "Why...why? I don't know!" His naive look made people laugh.
At this time, Li Jiajun, who was not present, had left at some point. Without Li Jiajun's think tank to give advice and suggestions around him, Ma Jun's IQ seemed to be exposed in an instant. He was simply a blockhead, not smart at all!
Not only that, even Meizi and Tammy were confused. They looked at each other with confusion written all over their faces.
Seeing that everyone was stumped, Zhang Lang smiled triumphantly. He raised his eyebrows, looked at Ma Jun and asked, "How about I reveal the answer?"
Everyone shouted in unison: "Of course you have to tell us!"
So, Zhang Lang put away his smile, looked at Ma Jun seriously, and slowly explained: "Actually, the reason is very simple, because the pill is called - 'Danshen' (single)! Hahahahaha..."
After saying this, he couldn't help but burst into laughter.
Ma Jun: Oh no, this is coming for me.
Tammy and Meizi laughed.
Yazi and Tammy looked at the time and went to buy lunch for Zhang Lang and the others. Zhang Lang pulled Ma Jun and whispered, "After a while, my children and Qiu Gangao's children will buy paper, but you, my friend, the heroic comrade Ma Jun, your children are still on paper."
Ma Jun's face was filled with black lines. Forget it, forget it. It doesn't matter if I get scolded. Woo woo woo woo, I just feel like crying...
What a surprising and happy day.
Zhang Lang: "You are not short of money now, and your conditions are not bad. How can you not find a girlfriend or a marriage partner?"
As he said this, he looked at Ma Jun and pointed at him, “Look, you need the appearance… a coat, you need the looks… a foolish appearance, you need the education… a medical record, you need to be able to talk… and be able to spit, forget it, just pretend I didn’t say anything… you… sigh.”
After two years, Ma Jun started to gain weight, and that meant he needed to be taller and heavier.
Ma Jun saw Zhang Lang sighing and wondered what that meant. Was he that bad?
Withdraw quickly, withdraw quickly.
Yes, he is not as handsome as them, but he shouldn’t have this expression, right?
But he can fight...can...
It's too heartbreaking.
Ma Jun's wolf-like ferocious eyes stared at the ground, as if he wanted to see through and tear it apart.
Anyway, I just don’t look into Zhang Lang’s eyes.
He gritted his teeth and squeezed out a few words: "I'm here to advise you with good intentions, don't hit people in the face! This is the most basic way to be a human being! You must be kind, don't you understand this principle? As the saying goes, a kind word can warm you through three winter months, but an evil word can hurt you through six months of summer!"
Zhang Lang, who was standing by, shook his head slowly, with a hint of helplessness and a bitter smile on his face. He reached out and gently patted Ma Jun on the shoulder, and consoled him earnestly: "Brother, bear with it, it's no big deal. Life is short, and it actually goes by very quickly. Sometimes, taking a step back will open up a new world, and there's no need to bother too much with those unreasonable people. Believe me, time will slowly heal all the pain."
Putting aside the facts, let’s eat first. Once you eat, you will have no worries.
Accompany Yazi and Tammy to finish the meal.
Ma Jun whispered: A wise man does not fall in love.
Let’s start by rejecting PUA from Ma Jun. He has personality and won’t follow the rules. If he really got married at a young age, he would definitely not have the same drive as before.
When doing things, he would be hesitant and like most people, he would numb himself by drinking and bragging all day long. As a chief inspector, he would sit in the office every day, enjoying the air conditioning, drinking coffee, and being very serious until he retired.
What's the point?
Humph.
When Zhang Lang left the office, Ma Jun was still muttering, but even with Zhang Lang's five senses, he had no idea what Ma Jun was saying.
This child is probably useless.
Let's go home and see if that innocent guy has found out any news.
Drive back to the villa.
Tianran Dai: "The problem originated from a game of mahjong."
Mahjong?
"No, what does cutting hair have to do with playing mahjong? What's the matter? Now playing mahjong has the same meaning as the second day of the second lunar month. Do you have to get a haircut before playing?"
Tianrandai started to flip through his little notebook. When he came across a new point of knowledge, he quickly wrote it down.
"Huh? Why don't you talk anymore?" Tianrandai tilted his head and looked over. He found that Zhang Lang had stopped talking.
"say what?"
baffling.