eurekapd Chapter 244 Maybe we should just bury this unlucky two-tailed creature!
Chapter 244 Maybe we should just bury this unlucky two-tailed creature!
A graceful figure walked along the main road of Zhuge Village, wearing sandals and hot pants.
Her long, white legs were eye-catching, attracting admiring glances from passersby.
The upper body, clad in a cartoon t-shirt, is adorned with various bracelets and necklaces.
She had exquisite makeup, long pinkish-yellow hair that swayed in the breeze, and a sun hat with a large bow on her head.
The figure bumped into the eight people walking towards them.
"Holy crap! Holy crap!"
Happy New Year, Da Bao'er!
Ma Long~ Big brother, sister-in-law~ Happy New Year!
Wang Zhenqiu was quite shocked and stammered as he greeted everyone.
Especially when he saw Feng Baobao, an unnamed fear deep within him took hold.
This strange girl caused me immense suffering last time.
Having finally escaped, I was just about to happily attend the grand event when, unexpectedly, we ran into each other here.
He panicked, especially when he discovered that Feng Baobao was carrying a shovel on her shoulder and a bucket and a rubber band in her other hand.
He was very familiar with these three items, and he fully acknowledged Feng Baobao's ability to bury people.
"Bao~ Bao'er, why are you carrying buckets and shovels during the New Year?"
"Oh, this is for burying you!"
Hurry up and put on that monkey mask; we need to go eat after we bury you!
Feng Baobao replied leisurely, and urged Wang Zhenqiu to use the God Mask and hurry up with the battle.
Wang Zhenqiu was sweating profusely and waved his hands repeatedly, saying, "No, no, no, I'm just saying!"
Is it possible that you can go eat without burying me?
Feng Baobao stroked the shovel, rolled her eyes in thought, and then looked at Ma Long: "It seems like that's possible too."
But we don't like being watched while we eat.
Seeing an opportunity, Wang Zhenqiu quickly said, "No, no, no, I won't disturb you!"
I won't disturb you; you can eat in peace.
Feng Baobao put away the shovel: "Okay, we still have to dig a hole, that's too much trouble."
Let's eat first!
Ma Long remained silent throughout. Since Feng Baobao had already had a deterrent effect, there was no need for him to say anything more.
Wang Zhenqiu made way, and the eight people walked forward.
However, Wang Zhenqiu, driven by curiosity, slowly followed the eight people and walked to Bao Chan's side.
She stretched out her slender, icy hand and gave Bao Chan's shiny, bald head a hard pat.
"Lying down...Lying down, Amitabha!"
What are you doing!
Bao Chan was caught off guard; the icy-cold sensation startled him, causing him to cry out and nearly break his vow!
All eyes turned to them instantly, and Bao Chan glared angrily at Wang Zhenqiu.
Wang Zhenqiu looked at his palm and saw that it wasn't covered in gold powder: "I just wanted to see if he had put on any powder!"
"Dragon~ Brother Dragon, don't be angry!"
Ma Long's face remained expressionless, revealing no emotion whatsoever.
Standing to the side, Xia He said leisurely, "Why don't we just bury this unlucky two-tailed bastard?"
Malone blinked and nodded slightly, indicating that he could.
Feng Baobao was also thinking: "Okay!"
Do it! "
Bao Chan was already impatient; he was very angry with Wang Zhenqiu.
"Amitabha!
Mighty Dragon Claw Hand!
Bao Chan was closest to Wang Zhenqiu, and he couldn't react to the sudden attack.
Moreover, Wang Zhenqiu thought Bao Chan was just a simple-minded monk who was preoccupied with guarding against Ma Long and Feng Baobao. He didn't expect Bao Chan to act so quickly.
"Damn, the Seventy-Two Shaolin Arts?"
"Damn it, it's the real deal!"
Wang Zhenqiu had previously attended company training and witnessed Xiao Zi using Shaolin techniques. He also learned that Shaolin's Dragon Claw Hand technique was only passed down to its direct descendants.
Because Xiao Zizai was too bloodthirsty, he did not learn the Dragon Claw Hand, but was instead given the Great Compassion Palm.
Uh... but he uses the Great Compassion Palm to deliver sentient beings from suffering, which is outside the jurisdiction of Shaolin.
Under Bao Chan's influence, his originally golden palms became even brighter and sharper.
Five fingers suddenly attacked Wang Zhenqiu's neck. He had no way to resist and could only be captured.
"I will not resist, I will not resist!"
Chef, please be gentle. It's not good to kill animals during the Lunar New Year!
Be mindful of boundaries.
Rather than resist and get beaten even harder, Wang Zhenqiu simply gave in and was lifted up by Bao Chan like a chicken.
Ma Long's eyes lit up. Sure enough, Bao Chan hadn't revealed his tricks yet. After all, he was ranked fourth on the Youth Ranking, so he wasn't someone to be trifled with.
Just as Bao Chan lifted Wang Zhenqiu, Feng Baobao had already arrived with a shovel, her speed astonishing.
"Big sister~ Big sister..."
The shovel, imbued with golden light, slammed heavily into Wang Zhenqiu's face.
A brand new pig's head was created.
Feng Baobao turned around: "Longlong, you do it!"
I'm not digging a hole anymore; let's make the mud look nice and tidy.
Ma Long nodded: "Don't worry, just watch me."
I've been sleeping in the same room with Feng Baobao these past few days, and it wasn't for nothing.
They had long ago developed a new method for burying people. Ma Long used Feng Hou Qi Men and Tong Tian Lu to elevate the burial industry to a new level.
"Ghostly Traveling Talisman for Sealing Scriptures!"
"The Three Pure Ones Suppressing Divine Talisman!"
"Five Warriors Binding Immortal Talisman!"
With a flick of his wrist, three talismans rushed towards Wang Zhenqiu. He could only let them be; it was his own fault for being so impulsive!
Soon, his body, meridians, and even his mind were all subdued.
"The character 'Dui' signifies a hundred marshes in a purgatory!"
On the stone-paved road in Zhuge Village, there appeared a swamp pit that was as deep as a person, filled with sticky mud.
Feng Baobao picked up a shovel, dipped it in the mud, and found that the consistency was just right—neither stringy nor runny.
"Great!"
Give him to me.
Feng Baobao stretched out a hand and reached for Wang Zhenqiu's neck, signaling Baochan to let go.
Bao Chan readily agreed: "Hold on tight. Don't let his thin appearance fool you, he's got quite a heavy frame."
"It's nothing!"
Wang Zhenqiu, on the verge of tears but already knowing his fate, still continued to joke, "Don't worry!"
This woman is stronger than you, and her skills are superb!
Feng Baobao grabbed Wang Zhenqiu, who was bound into a tight knot, with one hand and slowly walked to the edge of the swamp pit.
She lifted Wang Zhenqiu and slowly probed the swamp mud, her arms shaking constantly, causing Wang Zhenqiu to stir the mud continuously.
Following the swamp's churning current, Feng Baobao slowly rotated Wang Zhenqiu, gently guiding him into the swamp.
His body was completely in contact with the mud, without leaving a single air hole.
Wang Zhenqiu, who had entered the swamp, kept nodding: "Okay!"
The technology has improved a lot this time.
Did you see that? That's what you call professional!
I could feel every inch of my skin perfectly adhered to the mud.
Brother Long's talismans were well-made with mud, and Sister Bao'er's concentration was terrifying.
My current skill level is the best on earth!
After checking again and receiving a positive review from the customer, Feng Baobao turned to Ma Long and asked, "Should we put the dropper on him too?"