Naruto: The Abstract Strategist of the Akatsuki

Chapter 331 Sasuke's existential crisis

Sasuke finally agreed.

But Sasuke felt that it was best to have a professional help with eye transplant surgery.

Even if there are medical ninjas in the small Land of Waves, their skills are questionable.

Why not seek out Orochimaru or Tsunade?

"Then go find the Hokage. It just so happens that your teammate Naruto Uzumaki has returned to Konoha. If there are any misunderstandings between you, you can take this opportunity to clear them up."

Itachi Uchiha nodded in agreement.

If Itachi had to choose between Tsunade and Orochimaru, he would definitely choose Tsunade as Hokage.

"Naruto... that big idiot, all those things he did before were just to help me open my Sharingan, right?"

Sasuke touched his Sharingan with one hand and unconsciously touched his butt with the other.

For a moment, Itachi and Kisame outside the window couldn't tell which eye Sasuke was referring to activating.

"Sasuke, are you planning to rest, or are you going to set off immediately?"

Before leaving, Itachi asked a question.

"Let's get going... um, let me use the restroom first."

Sasuke turned over to get out of bed, but suddenly felt a swelling, and his face immediately turned red.

"Kisame, I'll leave things here to you. I'm going back to Konoha with Sasuke."

Itachi entrusted the affairs of the Land of Waves to Kisame, then, facing Sasuke who was dressed and approaching, pointed to a building in the distance.

"That's a public restroom, go ahead."

"Um."

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Sasuke entered the public restroom and saw a familiar person buy a pack of tissues from a vending machine and walk inside.

"what?"

Sasuke was confused.

After a moment of surprise, he quickly stepped outside and looked at the signs.

I breathed a sigh of relief after confirming it was the men's restroom.

Then Sasuke hesitated.

Should we go in now?

After hesitating for a second, Sasuke decided to go in.

Because he couldn't hold it in any longer.

And if a girl goes in and finds a men's toilet, she should realize there's a problem, right?

Even if they hadn't noticed, the girl wouldn't have gone to the toilet so quickly; she would have had to unbuckle her belt first.

There is no room for hesitation; hesitation is the only way to avoid problems.

Sasuke strode back, and upon seeing the figures inside, immediately said, "Um, you've gone to the wrong place, this is—"

"What?"

Drizzling.

Haku turned to look at Sasuke with a puzzled expression.

"?"

Sasuke stared at the motionless figure.

He never expected that the person in this mission, who left such a deep impression on him, was not a girl!

When Haku was stared at like that by Sasuke, he blushed and turned his head away, not daring to meet Sasuke's gaze.

After quickly finishing in the toilet, Bai, being very meticulous about cleanliness, wiped herself with the newly bought tissues and hurriedly left.

Sasuke snapped out of his daze, silently walked over, and began to release his water. As he released his water, his mind went blank.

After finally accepting the fact that Haku was a boy, Sasuke composed himself, reverted to his cool demeanor, and walked out of the restroom.

"Ouch."

A cute little girl bumped into Sasuke and fell to the ground.

"Are you alright?"

Sasuke kindly helped the other person up, then suddenly realized something and hurriedly asked, "Hey... this is the men's restroom, you...?"

Sasuke forcibly swallowed back the "little sister" he was about to say.

"Excuse me—ah, I urgently need to use the restroom. Lord Raiga's ship is about to depart. Please excuse me."

Ranmaru rushed in anxiously.

Sasuke stood there, stunned.

He was curious whether the person who rushed into the men's restroom, who looked like a girl, was actually a boy.

Although Sasuke appears aloof on the outside, he is actually no different from an ordinary person on the inside.

Like Naruto, he was curious about what Kakashi looked like under his mask, and even fantasized that Kakashi had buck teeth and thick lips.

The same is true now.

Sasuke wouldn't actually go back to confirm.

Staring at the white thing was already very impolite and embarrassing.

That could also be explained by the fact that he was surprised to find out that Bai was a boy.

But if we go back to see it now, that would be truly perverted.

After washing his hands, Sasuke silently walked out of the public restroom and then covered one eye with his hand.

Kaleidoscope Ability, Celestial Fox, activate!

—From this perspective, it seems that Sasuke's two eyes have overlapping abilities, but that is not the case.

Hearthstone doesn't completely outclass, nor does the Mangekyou Sharingan ability.

Look, Sasuke needs the Heavenly Fox's simple, far-seeing vision right now.

If we read it aloud at this point, wouldn't that leave evidence of a crime?

"really."

Sasuke lowered his hand from his eyes, his expression devoid of joy or sorrow.

He got the answer he wanted.

How sad.

……Well.

Before he could even feel sad, Sasuke saw another familiar face.

I once saw it in the Sound Village. It is said that it was sent by Orochimaru to the original habitat of the Three-Tails in the Land of Water to collect materials.

Is that what it's called?

Red Lotus, right?

Honglian glanced at Sasuke standing at the toilet door and became wary.

I wondered if Sasuke was some kind of perverted wolf like Kakashi, seemingly aloof on the surface but secretly a lecherous one? Was he squatting here peeping at other people using the toilet?

That's way too extreme.

Why don't you all learn from Jiraiya and peep into the bathhouse?

Honglian shook off the random thoughts in her mind and walked into the women's restroom.

Sasuke breathed a sigh of relief.

Fortunately, I finally met a normal woman.

If another one came, Sasuke felt like he was about to collapse.

"Sister Honglian, give me a coin, I need to buy paper."

A "girl" ran over and shouted into the women's restroom.

"Give."

A coin was thrown out of the vent above the toilet by Guren. The "girl" caught it and ran into the men's restroom behind Sasuke.

Sasuke: "..."

Sasuke, refusing to believe it, covered his eyes again and used the Heavenly Fox technique.

"..."

despair.

Sasuke had already developed psychological trauma at this point.

Now, if any girl appears in front of Sasuke and she's still wearing pants, Sasuke won't believe she's really a girl.

Ok?

and many more.

Sasuke suddenly remembered the only woman in their Team 7.

Is Sakura really a girl?

Sasuke became suspicious.

Sakura's personality is so bad that some people in her class even secretly call her "Sakura-nii" (Sakura-san).

Could it be because that person discovered Sakura's true gender?

Sasuke shivered.

This world is too dangerous.

No wonder the Nara family member said that one of his dreams was to marry a woman who was neither beautiful nor ugly.

The key point wasn't whether she was beautiful or ugly, but rather that she was "woman".

Is this what the real ninja world is like?

No wonder so many powerful ninjas, such as the Second Hokage, chose to live out their lives alone.

"Um, you're my brother's companion, right?"

Sasuke came to Kisame's side.

"Um."

Do you like women?

"?"

A look of confusion appeared in Kisame's dead fish eyes.

Could it be that Itachi's younger brother has really realized his own sexual orientation and is preparing to confess to the Nine-Tails Jinchuriki, but is afraid of facing worldly criticism and has decided to find someone like him?

Why would you ask him this for no reason?