Chapter 253 Is it powerful?
Chapter 253 Is it powerful?
In just a short while, the back of Lu Jiu's hand had turned red, with some tiny red bumps on it.
He looked at An Ning, his face full of resentment: "You are too insidious. What did you put on the needle? It hurts and itches."
An Ning hummed complacently and slowly took out a small bottle from the small bag she carried with her.
"A must-have for traveling, this princess's special itching powder."
But at this time, Lu Jiu no longer cared about what An Ning said. He desperately grabbed the back of his hand, and his tone became very anxious: "Why does the itching powder hurt so much?"
An Ning rolled her eyes, raised the small bottle in her hand, and said with a smile: "I told you that this is specially made by this princess. This itching powder of mine has added ingredients. Not only will it make your whole body itchy, but it will also make your affected area extremely painful~"
After saying that, she raised her eyebrows and looked at Lu Jiu, who was itching unbearably, with a smirk on her face, "How is it, is it powerful?"
Lu Jiu's stubborn nature kicked in, and he forced a smile, "What a bullshit, I don't think you're that great either."
Lu Yuqi on the side silently held his forehead, indicating that he didn't want to say anything to this stupid son.
It's better to give in and die than to suffer in life.
Xuan Yelan took the small bottle from An Ning's hand, looked at it for a while, and then put it in his arms.
There was silence all around. An Ning paused for a moment, then her eyes lit up. She took out several small bottles from her small bag and introduced them to Xuan Yelan.
"Your Majesty, look at this. If you get even a drop of it on you, you're guaranteed to have diarrhea."
"And this, Your Majesty, this is really powerful. This is a special drug made by me. If you encounter danger, just sprinkle it on the enemy and it will definitely make them fall into a deep sleep."
"And this one is even more powerful. If you get a little bit of it on you, it's guaranteed to kill you in one blow."
"..."
Xuan Yelan accepted everything that An Ning offered. As long as An Ning took it out, he would accept it all.
Finally, Xuan Yelan nodded in appreciation, "Yes, these things are very useful."
An Ning smiled proudly, "Of course, these are all carefully developed by me."
Qi Wuyou gently tugged at Xuan Yelan's sleeve and asked in a low voice, "What are you doing with these things? Especially this one," and pointed to the bottle of medicine that An Ning said could kill someone with one shot.
Xuan Yelan glanced at Qi Wuyou and replied softly, "It's better to be prepared. Besides, An Ning has made such thorough preparations, we can't waste them."
Qi Wuyou was suddenly speechless. He glanced at An Ning who was looking excited, but in the end he didn't say anything else.
After everyone had discussed it, the Lu father and son, Zhou Heng and An Ning left the palace together.
Qi Wuyou also returned to Fengyi Palace and went to rest early.
The next day, Xuan Yelan ordered Ye Wu to pretend to be him and sit on the dragon throne to preside over the government, while he had already led Qi Wuyou and others to reunite.
In order to facilitate movement, they simply dressed up as a family.
Having failed in business, Yu Qi had no choice but to return home with his two younger brothers, three children, and a loyal servant.
Moreover, the evidence proving the identity was disguised so perfectly that even if Prince Yu wanted to investigate, it would be difficult to find any flaws.
However, Qi Wuyou frowned as he looked at the paper with his identity information, a trace of confusion on his face, and asked in confusion: "Why are Xuan Yelan and I husband and wife, he is the brother and I am the daughter? What kind of logic is this?"
An Ning came over, holding the same piece of paper in her hand. She shrugged helplessly and said, "Yeah, I'm also wondering, how did I become a daughter?"
Qi Wuyou frowned, his face full of displeasure, and his tone was somewhat dissatisfied: "How can it be the same? This is simply too unreasonable!"
In fact, even Xuan Yelan himself was not very satisfied with this decision. He looked at Liu He silently, with obvious resentment on his face.
Liu He smiled awkwardly and tried to comfort him: "Your Majesty, please be patient for now. After all, you also know the reason, so this is the only arrangement."
When Qi Wuyou heard this, he angrily crumpled the paper in his hand into a ball, threw it at Liu He, and demanded, "What's the reason? Tell me clearly!"
Liu He swiftly caught the paper ball thrown by Qi Wuyou, and explained with a smile: "Even though you have reached the age of marriage, the fact that you are about ten years older than His Majesty is known to everyone in Xuan State. So..."
Qi Wuyou nodded in sudden enlightenment, expressing his understanding: "So that's how it is. In order to avoid unnecessary suspicion, we must fundamentally change our relationship."
After hearing this, Liu He nodded quickly.
Xuan Yelan's face looked a little unhappy after hearing this, but Qi Wuyou had already agreed, so he didn't say much.
After all, Liu He was right, this could indeed avoid some trouble.
So, the group set out on the journey to Tongzhou. Along the way, they met all kinds of people and things.
Some make people laugh, some make people think, and some make people angry.
When passing through a small town, they heard that there was a bully in the area who often bullied the people.
The local official here is a corrupt official. He accepted bribes from the bully and turned a blind eye to these evil acts of oppressing the neighbors.
Xuan Yelan had no intention of interfering in other people's business, but Qi Wuyou, An Ning and Lianxiang slipped out of the inn while he was busy shopping.
At noon, the three of them quietly came to the bully's residence.
Qi Wuyou looked at his nightgown helplessly, then raised his head to look at the sun hanging high in the sky, and then turned to look at An Ning who was acting furtively beside him.
Her tone was somewhat teasing: "An Ning, you don't have any experience, do you? As the saying goes, a dark and windy night is the best time to kill. If we come out in broad daylight wearing night clothes, won't it attract more attention?"
However, luckily, the neighbors around here seemed to have moved away, leaving the bully alone, so the stupid behavior of the three of them was not seen by others.
An Ning chose to ignore Qi Wuyou's words. She waved at Qi Wuyou and said softly, "An An, come here quickly. We need to climb over the wall to get in."
In this operation, Qi Wuyou used the alias Yu Anan, while An Ning used the alias Yu Anning.
With the help of Lianxiang, Qi Wuyou and An Ning successfully climbed over the wall and entered the yard.
As soon as they landed, the two began to look around for the bully.
Suddenly, the sound of a fierce quarrel reached their ears.
The three of them looked at each other and quietly moved towards the source of the sound. When they got closer, they saw that the bully was beating and scolding several women.
The bully not only used force with his hands, but also cursed and uttered some ugly curse words.
"Bah, you stinky woman, you eat my food, drink my drinks, and use my things, but you can't even lay an egg. I'll beat you to death for being a freeloader."
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