I went on a blind date with the wrong person and got married to a pig farmer.

Chapter 132 The Powerful Whistle Song

Qin Che finally understood why Yang Cheng gave him two pieces of toilet paper. Brother Niu’s “Hushing Whistling Song” was too powerful.

As Brother Aniu blew, Qin Che felt his bladder expanding and a stream of urine flowing in his lower body.

Qin Che quickly stuffed the paper ball into his ears, and then turned it around vigorously. He let go only after he was sure that he could not hear any sound.

The urge to urinate finally stopped, and Qin Che suddenly felt relaxed all over, his face turning from pale to rosy.

But others in the audience were not so lucky.

Their faces turned red from holding back their urine, and they put their hands on their abdomens and pressed hard, trying to suppress the strong urge to urinate.

But it seems to be of no use.

Brother Niu's "hush" sounds became louder and louder, and the frequency became higher and higher. I don't know why his lung capacity was so great, but without the help of a microphone, the "hush" sounds he made could be heard throughout the entire square.

The audience rubbed the ground with their feet, and the mud on the ground was dug out to a thickness of several centimeters.

The villagers from other villages outside the venue had no seats and could not rub the ground, so they had to clamp their legs together and walk wildly on the spot.

The villagers standing on the trees were not much better off. They held onto the branches tightly with both hands, their legs kept shaking, and the branches were swaying...

"Mom! I peed my pants!"

"Dad! My pants are wet, what happened?"

"Grandma! Did you wet your pants?"

"Grandpa! Wuuwuwuwu... I don't want to be here, I want to go home, that man is so bad, I want to pee when I hear his voice..."

"Uncle! Stop 'shushing'! I can't stand it!"

……

The audience in the audience couldn't stand it anymore, they shouted towards the stage, "Stop booing!", "Stop booing!"

Brother Niu seemed not to hear it, and he blew louder and louder.

"Stop booing, really stop booing, I'm voting for you! I'm voting for you!"

Several voices were shouting that these people's bladders were about to explode.

They wanted to leave the venue, but every time they moved, their stomachs shook like hot water bottles, as if they were filled with urine and the urine was colliding with each other.

Gradually, more and more people couldn't stand it anymore.

They squatted on the ground, holding their stomachs, and shouted to Brother Niu:

"I can't stand it! We're voting for you, voting for you! Please, you have to boo!"

"Beep beep beep..."

The sound of keystrokes could be heard one after another on the field.

In order to prevent their bladders from exploding, the audience pressed the voting button so frantically that sparks rose.

at last.

Brother Niu’s “shush shush” sound became quieter.

From rapid to slow, just like the water in a stream, flowing slowly.

The urge to urinate finally disappeared.

After casting their votes, the audience began to flee the scene, holding their stomachs.

At first, a few adults took the little kids away.

Later it was a group of people.

In the end, only two people and a pile of garbage were left in the audience.

Yes, both the village committee judges and the public judges ran away.

Qin Che and Yang Cheng looked at each other.

"Orange, luckily I have your paper balls, otherwise I wouldn't be able to stay here." Qin Che looked relieved.

Yang Cheng smiled and said, "When I was a child, I heard Brother Niu's hissing sound. His hissing sound was unique. Whenever he hissed, adults and children in the village would stay away from him..."

"Oh right! Everyone has run away. How many votes did Brother Niu get? We still have to give out awards!"

Qin Che pointed at the male host who was hiding in the corner, covering his ears and trembling, "There is another host here!"

Oh my god!

This host has excellent professional qualities! He can handle this!

Yang Cheng was full of admiration, and she pulled Qin Che towards the male host.

After a while, they saw Brother Niu coming out from the stage. He walked to the male host and asked anxiously:

"How many tickets did I get?"

The male host released his hands from covering his ears, and after making sure that Aniu wasn't peeing, he asked tremblingly:

"What did you say?"

Brother Niu put his mouth close to the male host's ear and repeated what he had just said, "How many votes did I get just now!?"

The male host rummaged in his pocket tremblingly, and finally took out a palm-sized counting tool, and a string of numbers appeared on the display screen.

"Congratulations! Boss Niu! You have 2000 votes, full!"

Yang Cheng opened his mouth wide.

Be nice!

"The entire audience is impressed by you, Brother Niu!"

Yang Cheng exclaimed that Brother Niu’s peeing skills were well-deserved!

Brother Niu touched his hair shyly, with a shy smile on his face, "Actually, I haven't finished peeing yet, there's still the climax to come!"

"Boom boom boom!"

The male host fell to the ground, his legs spread out.

"Please...don't...don't cum, don't pee!"

Brother Niu stretched out his hands and pulled up his strong body. The male host straightened his upper body. Although his butt was still on the ground, he still sat up with difficulty.

"That's good! That's good! Otherwise I'll be suffocated to death by my pee!"

Brother Niu stared at the male host's face, and after making sure it had regained its rosy complexion, he said to the male host with red ears:

"Now everyone in the village has run away. No one knows that I won second place. Um... can you use the loudspeaker to announce it for a while?"

"Right, right, right! A host must be consistent. The pig farm is first, the sheep herder Aniu is second, and the chicken farm is third. This must be announced. It involves the bonus!"

Yang Cheng also followed Brother Niu in making requests to the male host.

The male host was the only bystander who survived the “Hush Hush” show without any protective measures, which shows that his physical and mental qualities are excellent.

The male host, who had excellent psychological qualities, agreed without hesitation, not to mention that doing the final hosting work well was also his job.

He supported himself with one hand and slowly stood up from the ground, then walked around a few times holding his stomach. After making sure that he didn't have a strong urge to urinate, he walked backstage and took out a big speaker.

Turn on the sound switch on the speaker.

"Hey Hey hey!"

The male host said a few words loudly.

The sound from the loudspeaker was loud and clear, echoing in the square.

However, the sound was not loud enough for the whole village to hear it, which was impossible.

The male host picked up a microphone on the stage and turned the volume button to maximum.

Then he raised the loudspeaker and shouted into the microphone:

"The moving hissing sound blows our heartstrings, and the familiar rhythm interprets our excited hearts~

Thank you to the Sheep Herding Team for the wonderful performance. Did you like it? ! "

The male host's voice resounded throughout the village. The birds sleeping in the trees flapped their wings and flew away. Frogs were frightened and stopped mating. Crickets stopped chirping in the middle of their calls in an instant...

"Chijizhizhi... Gulu cry... Wuwuyaya..."