Chapter 105 The Most Enviable Woman
Chapter 105 The Most Enviable Woman
Yang Cheng returned to the dormitory alone.
This day was wasted and I didn't do anything useful in the afternoon.
Suddenly, she was hit by something and a foul smell came from behind her.
"Boss lady!"
There was a burst of ghosts crying and wolves howling.
Wu Zheng was passing by her carrying a dung bucket and accidentally bumped into her, spilling an unknown substance all over the floor.
Yang Cheng was still angry with him. Instead of protecting his boss properly, he even touched his...!
At present, only she can touch it well, right?
"Wu Zheng, you're not working properly. Why are you yelling? I'm contaminated by the feces you picked up!"
Wu Zheng originally wanted to play the victim to his boss's wife, but after he yelled, he was scolded.
He wiped the sweat from his forehead and said with tears in his eyes: "I didn't mean to do it. I'm not yet proficient in this job..."
Yang Cheng glanced at the two dung buckets on the ground and said angrily:
"Are you cutting corners? When Wei Qianfan was picking, they filled two large buckets, but you only fill half of the bucket. You have so much meat on your body, why is it not being used?"
Wu Zhengcai knew that his boss's wife was so eloquent and usually looked approachable, but this time she was actually angry.
Was she angry that she let her boss drink liquor? Or was she angry that she didn't stop her boss from taking off his clothes?
This is all uncontrollable!
Accidents are always inevitable.
"I..." Wu Zheng stuttered to explain to himself, "The flesh on my body is virtual flesh, and Wei Qianfan's is muscle. Plus, I'm older, so he can carry a full bucket, but I can only carry half a bucket."
Steam was still coming out of Yang Cheng's nostrils.
Wu Zheng patted his chest and continued, "But I can go a few more times to make sure that today's work is done today!"
His plump chest muscles shook a few times when he slapped them.
Yang Cheng folded his arms across his chest and walked away.
It's not that I've forgiven him, or that I'm not angry with him anymore.
mainly:
It's not a good place to stay for long, it stinks.
The sun shines on the feces on the ground. The smell is sour, smelly, dry, and fishy. I want to vomit...
After dinner, I lay down on the bed.
Yang Cheng finally saw Qin Che at around 10 o'clock in the evening.
She had to admire Qin Che's psychological quality.
Last night I took off all my clothes and paraded around the village for more than an hour, but today I was able to go to work as normal as if nothing had happened. That's amazing, really amazing.
She didn't reply to his message all day today. Since she was angry, she would be angry for the whole day and ignore him all day.
I'll deal with him tomorrow.
Real couples don’t hold grudges overnight.
Otherwise it will be detrimental to the future married life.
"Honey, why didn't you reply to my message? I couldn't find you at the chicken farm this afternoon."
Yang Cheng lay in the bed, snorted through his nose, ignored him, and took out the book "The Pig Farming Boy" to read.
Qin Che took off his coat, lay down beside her, half hugged her, and exhaled softly:
"Are you still angry? I will tighten my belt from now on. Only you can untie my belt..."
Yang Cheng's ears turned red. This person's words were becoming more and more inappropriate.
She continued reading.
"Wife, when I woke up this morning, I found that my private parts were a little red and swollen. Did you pinch them last night?"
Yang Cheng: ? ?
The blame is really put on me.
Who has the time to pinch your sponge?
Seeing that she didn't react, Qin Che moved closer to her again.
"This novel has an illustrated collector's edition, and it's on sale in limited quantities now. Would you like me to get you a set?"
Yang Cheng straightened up.
I heard last year that there would be an anime illustration version, and a few days ago the official sales announcement was finally made, but it turned out to be a hunger marketing campaign.
We clearly know that the fans of the book "The Pig Farming Boy" range from 18-year-old girls to 80-year-old grandmothers, accounting for half of the adults in the country, not counting overseas readers.
And it is actually limited to purchase.
As long as you have two dollars in your hand, you will get one even if you have to steal an electric bike to sell it!
The rush to buy will start tomorrow, but Yang Cheng visited the purchase link several times in the evening, but it still said "The system is busy, please try again later."
Yang Cheng’s hands were almost cramped from refreshing so many times that he gave up.
But Qin Che just said that he could get one?
Qin Che's personality makes him the type of person who won't brag or boast. If he says he can get it, then he must have a way.
Yang Cheng couldn't help but break down.
I ignored him for the whole day today, and there are only two hours left until the next day. I can't lose my own principles!
"It seems that you don't really want it, so I won't tell my friends..."
what? !
He definitely did it on purpose!
Yang Cheng was so angry that his heart, liver, spleen, lungs and kidneys all ached.
She pretended to be expressionless and began to turn the pages of the novel. She turned to the chapter she had read yesterday and began to read:
"Where did I see? Oh! It's here.
Ouyang Cuihua originally wanted to forgive Tie Niu, but Tie Niu was really too much. He didn't even wash his hands after going to the toilet and went directly to the dining table to feed her peanuts!
Since we were young, our parents have taught us to be hygienic. We should wash our hands before eating, after going to the toilet, after sneezing, and after playing in the mud...
It turned out that Tie Niu was not even as good as the kindergarten kids.
Cuihua was so angry that she slapped him twice on the face for the first time..."
After reading this, Qin Che was basically certain that he was slapped twice in the face by Yang Cheng.
"Tie Niu didn't resist, he really had forgotten. Sometimes he would forget things he normally does.
Cuihua pouted and spit out peanuts in the toilet. She rubbed her hands vigorously with toilet cleaner before she felt relieved.
That day, Cuihua ignored Tieniu and didn't say a word to him. "
Here comes the key point.
Qin Che pricked up his ears and listened.
"That night, Tieniu said he had helped her get a VIP box for 'Grandma Wang's Stinky Tofu' and invited her to eat there. Cuihua was so greedy that she wanted to run to the box right away, but she held back.
She swore in her heart that if she spoke to Tie Niu again today, she would curse herself to be a widow in the future, and her husband would die of air poisoning, with his whole body twitching until he died of exhaustion..."
Qin Che's face turned pale.
Woman, you are so cruel.
It seems that I can't talk to her today, otherwise I will die.
"But Tieniu is a man who loves and pampers his wife and puts his wife first. He knew Cuihua was still angry, so he extended the VIP room subscription for the next day.
He must make his beloved Cuihua willingly and contentedly eat her favorite stinky tofu..."
Qin Che understood, and now all he had to do was express his own opinion.
"Wife, I won't be like Tie Niu who doesn't wash his hands after using the toilet and deliberately feeds you peanuts."
Yang Cheng:? ? I just read a bunch of words, is this what I meant?
"Honey, go to bed early. I will send you the limited edition of "Pig Farming Boy" tomorrow.
Let you become the most envied woman in the country!"
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