Chapter 9 My Girlfriend Is Abnormal 9
Chapter 9 My Girlfriend Is Abnormal 9
Wen Yan and Qi Gui looked at each other, then turned to look at the accompanying director.
The accompanying director said, "Ahem, now that you have successfully arrived at the mysterious island, please begin your tense survival exercise."
[Hahahaha, lol, the isolated mountain in the Mysterious Park, production team, you're going to make me laugh to death!]
Are you trying to play word games with me?
You guys don't know, do you? Director Wang is notoriously stingy.
I'm starting to have some doubts about luxury cruise ships and sunny beaches (embarrassing).
[Upstairs, I just got back. The luxury cruise ship is actually a dilapidated fishing boat called Luxury Cruise Ship, the sunny beach is the bench in front of the villa, and the dense forest is just the nearby area with lots of coconut trees, hahaha]
[Yes, yes, the chairs the production team prepared for Sister Xiao and the others were just moved out of the villa.]
[Wang the Iron Rooster truly lives up to his reputation; I admire him.]
[Director Wang: It's all for art (accompanied by a hilarious picture of Director Wang)]
As Lin Jingyi stood there, a sea breeze blew by, causing the A4 sheet of paper bearing the words "Luxury Cruise Ship" pasted on the small, dilapidated fishing boat to rustle loudly.
A sudden gust of wind ripped the A4 sheet of paper in two with a tearing sound.
Lin Jingyi: "Director, couldn't you just stick all four corners of the A4 paper on?"
Mo turned around, holding the stick he had picked up, and laboriously cleaned the spider's home on the fishing boat, uttering the question that pierced the soul: "Could this boat be one that some fisherman didn't want anymore, left to collect dust, and that the production team rented it for a low price?"
As for why they didn't buy it, it's obvious. Given their current situation, would the production team be willing to spend the money?
In just one morning, the wordplay of "A Little Romantic Happiness," Director Wang's stinginess, and Qi Gui's girlfriend's scheming nature all became trending topics.
As the sun rises higher, the scorching air, mixed with the moist sea breeze, embraces the people on the island.
Wen Yan, wearing an oversized sun hat and sunglasses, sat under the shade of a tree, her face flushed.
Qi Gui stood beside her without moving, his gaze fixed on her face, a look of heartache flashing in his eyes: "I'm sorry, Yan Yan, I shouldn't have brought you to participate in this variety show, and now you've ended up like this."
His daughter has sensitive skin that turns red as soon as the sun touches her. She thought that sunscreen would be fine, but it was useless. Her exposed skin turned a light red.
The redder Wen Yan's skin became, the paler her lips appeared. In reality, apart from being somewhat lazy and tired, she was fine. Perhaps her soul was merging with this zombie body, and the stinging sensation she initially felt from being exposed to the sun had disappeared.
Seeing Qi Gui's pained and guilty look, Wen Yan invited him to sit down. Suddenly, she knelt down in front of him, gently cupped his face, and earnestly corrected him, "No, it's because I wanted to participate in this variety show. Brother Qi Gui came with me, not forced me to come. Besides, I'm really much better now. My skin doesn't sting anymore, it just looks a little red."
Suddenly, as if she had thought of something, she changed the subject: "Could it be that in your opinion, I'm not pretty now?"
As she spoke, she narrowed her eyes, staring intently at Qi Gui. If he uttered a single word that displeased her, their conflict would never end.
Qi Gui immediately said, "She looks beautiful. Yan Yan looks beautiful all the time, especially with her rosy skin. I love her no matter what, but..."
"Just what?"
Qi Gui hesitated for a long time before slowly speaking: "Nowadays, young girls consider fair skin to be beautiful. If they get tanned, they will easily turn dark. I'm worried that Yan Yan will be unhappy about it."
"fool."
Wen Yan smiled, her eyes sparkling, and hugged his head tightly in her arms, burying her face in that soft spot. Qi Gui couldn't even breathe.
She lowered her head and buried her face in his left neck, her soft lips pressing against his red mole.
Qi Gui experienced a moment of tinnitus, and all that could be heard in the world was the pounding of their hearts.
Viewers in front of the camera went crazy, with comments flooding the screen.
This is such a perfect embrace, it's so pure and innocent!
[So this is how Qi Ge is when he's in a relationship. He's a big, guilty, and helpless puppy who only cares about his partner.]
[I hereby declare this my new wallpaper; I'm definitely shipping the "Delayed Couple"!]
Don't you guys think this is being overly sentimental? Hugging each other over something so trivial.
[We're not just swooning over their looks. Didn't the person upstairs notice how well they communicate? She understands him with just a glance, and he's much more direct in expressing his worries and subtle affections. He's much better than some arrogant and evasive people.]
[Where are my Brother Li and Sister Ning?]
"Ning Yuanyuan, sit over there. Stop getting angry with me." Li Jun frowned and emphasized again, "Do you want to get your head smashed by a coconut?"
Ning Yuanyuan looked aggrieved, but she didn't want to argue with Li Junshen on the show, so she could only move into the sun with him with tears in her eyes.
[What's wrong with Li Junshen's mouth? Doesn't he know how to speak properly?]
Now you know how valuable effective communication is, right?
It was supposed to be a romantic trip, but the environment was truly indescribable. Wen Yan watched countless times as mosquitoes would approach her, circle around her twice, and then slink away in disgrace.
Mosquito: Mom, this mosquito is disgusting! The blood on this person is absolutely stinky!
Qi Gui watched as the mosquitoes that had circled around Wen Yan flew away again, and said with amusement, "Yan Yan, it seems you are quite disliked by mosquitoes. They all avoid you, and I'm even benefiting from this. They don't even bite me anymore."
"With this portable mosquito repellent device of mine, I guarantee no mosquitoes will bother you anymore."
As they chatted and walked, they unknowingly reached the park entrance. There, they saw two people walking towards them. Upon closer inspection, they realized it was Li Junshen and Ning Yuanyuan.
Wen Yan wanted to pretend she hadn't seen anything and go back, but 233 suddenly spoke up: "Host, her system has issued a task, uh... 'Give Li Junshen the cold shoulder for a day, a little bickering is good for the relationship, let your feelings heat up faster!'"
Wen Yan: ...To be honest, this is the first time I've seen a mission where you have to argue with the male lead.
Despite her complaints, she quickly composed herself and said to Li Junshen and Ning Yuanyuan, who were not far away, "President Li and Yuanyuan, it's really fate that you met. You should be together."
Li Junshen's expression was not good, but he couldn't refuse directly. After hesitating for a moment, he pulled Ning Yuanyuan towards them.
Ning Yuanyuan's smile was somewhat forced. She had a nightmare last night and now she didn't want to see the protagonist of her nightmare.
While they were walking over, 233 had already briefly explained their current situation. When Wen Yan heard that they seemed to be having a cold war, she immediately became interested and asked with a smile, "Yuanyuan, did you sleep well last night?"
Recalling last night's nightmare, Ning Yuanyuan's lips stiffened slightly: "It's alright, I'm a bit of a light sleeper." She also explained why she didn't look well this morning.
Looking directly at the living person in front of her, Ning Yuanyuan still couldn't believe it. How could a person come back to life? So, the moment she saw Wen Yan, she had someone secretly investigate in China, but there's still no news.
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