Hong Kong variety show, I am a charming cop.

Chapter 280 Star Exorcising Water

Captain Lu rolled his eyes and said, "Stop making fun of us. Isn't it all Master's fault? By the way, Master, you just said that neutrinos are a kind of energy, and they exist around us day and night."

Wouldn't that mean we'd be constantly surrounded by danger?

Leon, still wearing his sunglasses, said nonchalantly, "Ghosts are different from ordinary neutrinos. Their energy fields are much stronger than ordinary neutrinos, which is why they can affect our retinal nerves and cause us to hallucinate."

The ghost of Old Lady Li that you saw last time is an example.

If the energy is too great, it can affect our brain cells and motor nerves, which is what we often call possession.

Grandma Li's grandson, Xiaolong, was in this situation, but such things rarely happen.

Li Jian asked, "You're making it sound so scary, are there ghosts around us right now?"

Lyon nodded and said, "Of course."

Leon pointed to the empty seat at the next table: "There's one there."

Lyon looked up and pointed to the ceiling, saying, "There's another one on the ceiling."

Then he pointed to his back: "Oh, and I have one on my back too."

Leon turned his head and said, "Hey, buddy, if you're going to listen, just listen. Why are you putting your arm around my shoulder?"

Tie Dan said, "Why is it that only you can see it, and we can't see anything?"

Leon pushed up his sunglasses, a mysterious smile playing on his lips. He tapped his fingers in the air a few times, as if striking an unseen energy field: "That's because your thoughts can't resonate with ghosts! Like tuning a radio, you can only see them when your brainwave frequency overlaps with their resentment waveband."

Captain Lu pressed down on Tie Dan's arm: "Don't ask these questions, Master. Just tell me how to catch ghosts."

Lyon raised a fist: "Use plastic wrap to catch ghosts, and chocolate to fight them."

Captain Lu clutched his chest: "Master, I'm sick and can't take any stress. Why don't you try to speak like a normal person?"

Lyon said, "I'm not lying to you, plastic wrap really can catch ghosts. Ghosts are essentially high-dimensional energy bodies, and plastic wrap—don't be fooled by its thinness, it's made of polyethylene molecules."

Its molecular structure is compact, which can form a special 'energy shielding layer'.

When a ghost comes into contact with plastic wrap, its energy field is quickly disrupted.

Moreover, the surface tension of plastic wrap is extremely strong. Once the energy of a ghost is disturbed, it will be firmly 'stuck' to it, like a flying insect entangled in a spider web, unable to move.

"And then—" he mysteriously pulled a spray bottle from his pocket, "if you spray some black dog blood or cinnabar water on the plastic wrap beforehand, the effect will be doubled!"

As he spoke, he rolled up a piece of cling film into a ball and casually tossed it to Captain Lu: "So, next time you see a ghost, don't just run away! A roll of cling film, and you're all set. A must-have for home and travel!"

Li Jian raised an eyebrow, looking at Leon with suspicion: "Chocolate fighting ghosts? What kind of outrageous operation is this?"

Leon pushed up his sunglasses, a mysterious smile playing on his lips.

He pulled a piece of chocolate from his pocket and slowly unwrapped it: "This isn't just any ordinary chocolate; it's a perfect blend of science and metaphysics!"

He took a bite and continued, his words muffled, "Chocolate contains milk, and milk—as everyone knows—comes from cows. Cows have been the nemesis of ghosts and monsters since ancient times!"

He suddenly pulled a tattered "List of Civil Servants of the Underworld" from his trench coat, opened a page, and pointed to the illustrations: "Look, among the high-ranking officials in the Underworld, there are far more Ox-Heads than Horse-Faces! Why? Because oxen are born with an 'aura of warding off evil.' When ghosts see an ox, they are like mice seeing a cat, scared out of their wits!"

Leon stuffed the rest of the chocolate into his mouth and patted the crumbs off his hands: "So, the milk component in chocolate is essentially a concentrated essence of 'cow energy'!"

Throwing chocolate at a ghost is like using a cow's energy field to interfere with its existence.

At best, it will make it dizzy; at worst, it will completely revert it to its original form!

He suddenly pulled a handful of chocolate chips from his pocket and tossed them into the air like confetti: "Of course, if you're as particular as me, you can choose dark chocolate, because dark chocolate has a higher cocoa content and a stronger energy field! Add a little vermilion powder, and the effect is off the charts!"

Li Jian was dumbfounded and couldn't help but complain, "Are you catching ghosts or opening a dessert shop?"

Leon pushed up his sunglasses, the lenses reflecting a cold light: "Ghost hunting is an art, and chocolate is my weapon!"

"puff--"

Captain Lu's vision went black, he spat out a mouthful of blood, and collapsed onto the table.

Li Jian asked, "Are you alright?"

Captain Lu patted his chest and let out a long breath, saying, "It's alright, I won't die."

Just when everyone thought the matter was over and was about to breathe a sigh of relief, Leon suddenly pulled a clear plastic bottle from the pocket of his signature trench coat and slammed it heavily on the table.

The bottle was filled with an indigo liquid, which flowed slowly within it, like twinkling stars in the night sky, mysterious and profound.

Li Jian raised an eyebrow, staring at the bottle, and asked, "What's this new gadget? It's not another 'miracle' you picked up from some street stall, is it?"

Leon pushed up his sunglasses, a smug smile playing on his lips: "This is my own secret 'Starry Night Exorcism Water,' a blend of ox tears, black dog blood, cinnabar powder, and a little... well, a secret recipe."

As he spoke, he winked mysteriously.

Ah-Qun leaned closer to the bottle, examining it curiously: "The color is quite pretty, like the starry sky. But, does this thing really work?"

Lyon picked up the bottle and gently shook it. The indigo liquid rippled in the bottle, as if starlight were truly shimmering within it.

Captain Lu couldn't help but complain, "This thing sounds like a prop from a sci-fi movie. Are you trying to fool us with diluted fluorescent agent?"

Lyon shook his head seriously and said, "You don't understand. The combination of science and metaphysics is the highest level of modern exorcism! The effect is absolutely amazing!"

Ah-Qun picked up the bottle with a skeptical look and examined it against the light: "Then... how do you use this thing?"

Lyon smiled mysteriously: "The usage is very simple, just apply it to your eyelids. But remember, only one drop is enough, don't waste it!"

Captain Lu shook his head helplessly, muttering to himself, "Is this guy an exorcism expert or a charlatan?"