Hong Kong variety show, I am a charming cop.

Chapter 106 Curly-haired Man

Seeing that Li Jian was dismissive, Xu Yangshen (Lin Kualan) prepared to help the curly-haired man up.

Li Jian said, "You're not a doctor, don't touch him. Touching him will only make him die faster. Leave it to the doctor to handle."

After saying that, Li Jian pulled Xu Yangshen away.

Xu Yangshen looked completely bewildered: "Officer, what are you doing? I didn't do anything wrong, why are you dragging me here?"

Li Jian said, "Aren't you good at divination? Why don't you calculate why I should hire you?"

Xu Yangshen (Lin Kualan) refused to leave no matter what: "I can't leave. I still have to help Shao Dong (Curly-haired Man) defy fate. If I leave, he'll be finished!"

Li Jian stopped and looked at the groaning, curly-haired man, asking, "Alright, then you calculate whether Curly will get injured again today?"

Xu Yangshen (Lin Kualan) immediately took out a compass from his backpack, counted on his fingers and chanted a spell: "When the main gate opens to the second black star, the year will encounter the third green star, leading to legal trouble!"

"He's having a run of bad luck this year and might face lawsuits and jail time, but it's strange that he was beaten so badly."

Xu Yangshen scratched his head, puzzled for the first time by his own arithmetic.

Next, he examined the curly-haired man's face: "His midface is dark and his forehead is red, which clearly indicates a bloody disaster, but he has already been beaten, and this calamity has passed."

Xu Yangshen (Lin Kualan) looked up at Li Jian and said, "No!"

The voice just fell.

Li Jian stepped on the curly-haired man's right hand fingers.

The round, chubby fingers instantly turned into thin slices, and the curly-haired man immediately let out a scream: "Ah! Ah! Ah!"

Xu Yangshen (Lin Kualan) was dumbfounded.

Li Jian laughed and said, "It seems you miscalculated. Why don't you do another divination and we'll bet on whether his lower leg will break."

Xu Yangshen (Lin Kualan) gritted his teeth and said, "Fine, I'll bet with you!"

"I bet your mother!"

Upon hearing this, the curly-haired man on the ground immediately became displeased, stopped screaming, and yelled at Xu Yangshen, "You fucking get the hell out of here, you unlucky bastard! I'm so unlucky because I ran into you, get out!"

Xu Yangshen (Lin Kualan) was in a dilemma: "But I still want to help you change your fate."

The curly-haired man was so angry he was about to vomit blood: "If you keep changing this, I'll be dead! Get out, get far away from me! I never want to see you again!"

Xu Yangshen (Lin Kualan) left in a daze.

Seeing his dejected look, Li Jian laughed and said, "Actually, you should be happy."

Xu Yangshen (Lin Kualan) retorted: "Why should I be happy? The young master is being played by fate. He and I are the same kind of people. I want to save him!"

"You should save yourself first; his fate is in his own hands." Li Jian neither confirmed nor denied Xu Yangshen's (Lin Kualan's) statement.

When watching movies, Li Jian really disliked curly-haired men.

They've been recklessly courting death.

Not only did he bring about his own demise, but he also dragged Xu Yangshen (Lin Kualan) down with him.

If it weren't for Xu Yangshen (Lin Kualan) having the protagonist's halo, he would have been killed by the curly-haired man long ago.

What do you want from me?

Walking onto the street, Xu Yangshen was still somewhat sullen.

Li Jian said, "Don't rush. Take a shower and change your clothes first. I don't want to talk to a beggar."

Li Jian took Xu Yangshen (Lin Kualan) to the bathhouse.

I paid 200 yuan to hire a bathhouse attendant.

The bathhouse attendant was very strong; judging from his accent, he was from Northeast China. He made Xu Yangshen (Lin Kualan) scream and howl while scrubbing him.

Li Jian didn't react much.

He usually takes frequent showers.

Living with Sister Feng and the others made me take showers even more frequently.

After all, we need to conserve water resources!

An hour later.

A completely transformed Xu Yangshen (Lin Kualan) appeared before Li Jian.

"Hmm, this looks much better. At least he looks like a normal person."

Li Jian sized up Xu Yangshen and frowned when he saw the long hair covering the other man's eyes. "His hair is getting in the way. Come on, let's go to the barbershop."

Xu Yangshen (Lin Kualan) clutched his head, trying to run away: "No, no, I can lose my head, but I can't mess up my hairstyle!"

"You have the final say!"

Li Jian grabbed his hair and led him into the barbershop.

"Welcome! How many of you are there?"

“One!”

"Hello, do you have an appointment?"

"You need an appointment just to get a haircut? Besides, there's hardly anyone here."

"Hello sir, we operate on a membership system here. If you would like a haircut, please..." The waiter trailed off.

Because Li Jian showed off his .38 badge: "If you keep nagging, I'll book a spot for you with the King of Hell."

The waiter was stunned.

I've seen bank robberies and jewelry store robberies, but I've never seen a barbershop robbery.

"Call your most expensive hairdresser!"

"Okay, I'll arrange Tony for you right away!"

Poor Xu Yangshen (Lin Kualan) interjected, "You don't need to be afraid of him. He's a policeman. He won't dare to fire."

Li Jian placed his hand on the .38 rifle and asked, "Want to make a bet?"

Xu Yangshen (Lin Kualan) instantly thought of the curly-haired man and shook his head like a rattle drum: "I won't bet with you. You're crazy. I thought I was crazy enough, but I didn't expect you to be even crazier than me!"

Li Jian crossed his legs and pulled out a copy of Playboy to read.

Xu Yangshen (Lin Kualan) left him with his long, flowing hair.

Tears, unable to hold back, streamed down her cheeks.

Even Tony, the hairdresser, was stunned: "Dude, it's just a haircut, why are you making it look like you're becoming a monk?"

Xu Yangshen (Lin Kualan) sobbed, "What do you know? You cut off my youth. I can no longer run freely in the sunset and listen to the wind blowing my hair."

Teacher Tony: . . . . . .

Li Jian: If he keeps talking like that, I'll shave his head!

I came out of the barbershop.

Li Jian sized up Xu Yangshen and said, "You look much better this way. Come on, I'll find you a girl to change your luck."

Xu Yangshen protested, "I won't go. I can't let her down!"

"you are married?"

"No, but I have been in relationships."

Where is my girlfriend?

"died!"

"That's all, let's get it arranged!"

Without saying a word, Li Jian dragged Xu Yangshen to a KTV and ordered two more young girls for him.

Li Jian pulled a wad of Hong Kong dollars from his pocket. "Whoever makes my brother happy gets this money."

The two younger girls' eyes lit up.

The stack of Hong Kong dollars on the table looked to be at least 2.

"Brother, what songs do you like to sing? I'll pick one for you."

Seeing that it was just singing, Xu Yangshen wasn't so resistant and asked, "Do you have the Great Compassion Mantra?"

Hostess: ...

Another hostess grabbed Xu Yangshen's leg: "So this is what you like, brother. You wait, I'll give you a performance right away."

The young woman left, a few minutes later.

The door to the private room was pushed open.

Xu Yangshen's eyes widened instantly: "Guanyin Bodhisattva?"

The spirited young woman wore a white veil and a white ancient-style dress, holding a willow branch and a jade bottle in her hand. "Greetings, benefactor."

Li Jian spat out a mouthful of beer: "Where did you get this gear?"

Guanyin, the little sister, walked over gracefully and said, "I'm working part-time on the film set, and I happen to still have the props."

Li Jian gave a thumbs up: "Professional!"

Xu Yangshen was a little reserved at first.

However, encouraged by the "spiritual young lady" and the "Guanyin young lady," he downed a pitcher of beer.

Have fun!

Xu Yangshen, shirtless and swaying his hips, roared, "How many true friends does a person have in this world?"

How many friendships can last?

Today we part, our hands clasped together.

Friendship will always be in our hearts

Today we must part for now.

They will surely meet again in another era.

Even if we cannot meet

We'll always be friends...

"It is said that ten thousand miles of mountains separate the two places."

No need to meet, we already know each other's hearts.

Friendship cannot be changed...

While Xu Yangshen was wailing and howling, Li Jian went out and smoked a cigarette.

Li Jian had considered it.

He showed his credentials directly and asked Xu Yangshen to cooperate with him.

However, that might provoke Xu Yangshen's resentment.

In the movie "The Murder Case", Xu Yangshen is the undisputed protagonist.

He possesses highly reliable fortune-telling abilities and almost helped a fallen woman defy fate.

However, for some personal reasons, he was not fond of police officers.

Instead, he was very persistent in helping the super-strong, curly-haired boy.

There's no point in confronting this kind of person head-on.

If we drive him crazy, all our efforts will be wasted.

Moreover, Li Jian didn't want to do a one-off deal; he planned to develop Xu Yangshen into a long-term, regular, and trusted fortune teller.

In layman's terms, they are staff members.

The world of Hong Kong films isn't just about robbers and murderers; supernatural events also occasionally occur.

Li Jian isn't afraid of living people, but he's afraid of encountering ghosts and spirits.

After finishing his cigarette, Li Jian pushed open the door and entered.

Xu Yangshen was completely drunk, with a young woman in each hand and his face flushed.

Li Jian glanced at the time: "Old Xu, let's go!"

Xu Yangshen waved his hand: "Why are you leaving? I've suffered my whole life, can't I enjoy myself a little? Keep the music playing and keep dancing!"

Li Jian gave the two young women a wink.

The shrewd young women immediately helped Xu Yangshen (Lin Kualan) out of the private room: "Brother, if you had fun, come again next time. I'll leave you my number, remember to call me next time!"

Xu Yangshen (Lin Kualan) slurred, "Okay, I'll point, I'll point, I'll point you to death!"

The young woman who was singled out playfully complained, "Oh, you're so mean!"

Li Jian booked a room at the Regent Hotel next door and sent Xu Yangshen (Lin Kualan) there.

Xu Yangshen (Lin Kualan) slept for the entire afternoon.

When it's getting dark.

Xu Yangshen (Lin Kualan) sat up, clutching his head: "My head hurts so much!"

"woke up?"

Li Jian spoke calmly from the sofa in the corner.

Xu Yangshen (Lin Kualan) was startled, "Who are you?"

Li Jian stubbed out his cigarette: "What, you're turning your back on me now that you've pulled up your pants?"

Li Jian pressed the light switch in the room.

The lights instantly filled the room. Xu Yangshen (Lin Kualan) squinted, and it took him a while to remember: "You're that policeman! What am I doing here?"

Li Jian shook his head and said, "Do you have Alzheimer's?"

Xu Yangshen (Lin Kualan) clutched his chest and said, "You're the one with Alzheimer's. I have selective amnesia. My brain can't hold too much stuff. If it does, I'll go crazy."

"Then how did you remember all those facial features, fortune-telling deductions, and feng shui metaphysics?" Li Jian asked curiously.

Xu Yangshen (Lin Kualan) said, "I don't know either. I've been interested in this since I was a child. I can't remember other things, but I can remember books about metaphysics after reading them once."

Ok.

This is quite an oddball.