eurekapd Chapter 50 Tired of the same old food? Let's change the menu.
Chapter 50 Tired of the same old food? Let's change the menu.
"Hmph, you want us to wait in line? I bet you just want me to stay here longer because of my beautiful face! Let me tell you, you've got your abacus beads jumping in my face."
Bucktooth Yu pulled out a handkerchief and, with a "charming" air, pointed at the queuing diners and complained.
Gao Mengli glanced at the buck-toothed jade, her expression hard to describe...
No, she's really confident!
This kind of person doesn't have any internal conflicts; if they're going to "go crazy," they'll do it on the spot, making others go crazy and bringing joy to themselves!
The toothless father and the chubby girl were not to be outdone. The fat constable and his men attacked without hesitation, showing they were not afraid of trouble.
The four of them engaged in a verbal battle, unleashing a barrage of attacks.
Qian Yan kept making a fuss, but her eyes kept glancing at the bearded man eating cornbread next to her. She noticed that his pants were stuck in his butt crack, and he looked very uncomfortable.
She looked up at him, then at her own hands, and as if possessed, pulled his pants out from between his buttocks.
The bearded man turned his head to look around and saw that no one was there. He looked down and saw Qian Yan'er acting as if she didn't need to be thanked, which made him furious.
Is this guy crazy? He actually pulled down his pants?!
Thinking of this, his face turned fierce, and the muscular muscles on his arms immediately bulged.
Startled, Qian Yan'er pressed her index and middle fingers together and poked his pants into his butt crack.
The bearded man was now completely enraged. "What are you doing, you shorty?!"
He roared, his eyes wide as copper bells.
Qian Yan'er was also startled by his reaction, but she still stubbornly said, "I...I'll help you with your pants. Look how uncomfortable you are with them clamped on."
"Who asked for your help! You're being really unreasonable." The bearded man was both angry and fierce.
Seeing that he was ungrateful, Qian Yan'er immediately became angry. Having been humiliated time and time again, she was furious. She drew her dagger and declared that she would bleed the big guy right away.
When the diners saw that "Little Pudding" was actually trying to act aggressively, they were furious and their faces turned red with anger.
Everyone took two steps back to ensure their safety!
The venue was immediately cleared out.
The bearded man raised an eyebrow. Had he been out of the public eye for too long? There was no longer any legend about him.
He immediately dodged Qian Yan's attack with a quick movement.
He then grabbed Qian Yan'er by the back of her collar and lifted her up.
Qian Yan was startled; it seemed he had kicked a steel plate...
He brandished the dagger wildly, but being suspended in mid-air, he could only shred the air in front of him into pieces, without actually harming the bearded man in the slightest.
When the fathers with missing teeth saw Qian Yan'er being "bullied," they couldn't stand it anymore.
The three rushed forward, but the bearded man quickly knocked them all to the ground.
She cried out pitifully, "Ouch, ouch!"
Upon seeing this, the diners realized the danger had been averted.
They immediately surrounded the four of them, verbally attacking them and preparing to drown them in their spittle!
Gao Mengli and Lin Xi exchanged a glance, their eyes filled with shock.
Those four men looked like they knew martial arts; they weren't to be trifled with.
And this bearded man, taking on four opponents by himself, is incredibly powerful!
Their skills are far superior to their close-quarters combat against zombies, and they might even possess the legendary internal energy!
Gao Mengli quickly stepped forward, cupped her hands in greeting to the bearded man, and said, "Thank you so much, sir! From now on, I'll give you one free with every item you buy!"
Isn't this the perfect candidate for "senior security guard"? By appealing to their preferences and getting them to stay, their stall will be much safer!
Upon hearing Gao Mengli's words, the bearded man's eyes lit up, and he nodded hurriedly, "Zhang Biao! Today's!"
After Zhang Biao finished speaking, he stretched out his hand and asked Gao Mengli for today's share without any hesitation!
When everyone saw that the bearded man had benefited again, they felt envious, so envious it made their back teeth ache.
Fortunately, at that moment, Lin Xi shouted twice, "Thank you all for your help today, your share will be increased by 1!"
Upon hearing this, everyone cheered, and the sour feeling they had just felt instantly vanished.
“The boss is so generous!”
"Haha, I'm really lucky today."
Everyone cast grateful glances at the four people lying on the ground groaning in pain!
They've waited so long for these troublemakers to show up, and sure enough, they lived up to expectations!
My benefactor, my great benefactor!
Looking at the lively and excited diners, Gao Mengli smiled and gestured for them to quiet down: "We are very grateful to everyone for helping to keep things quiet today. We hope you will continue to support our stall in the future."
The subtext is: You did a good job today, but if there are any more troublemakers in the future, you'd better keep up the good work!
The diners nodded in agreement. What was so special about this? They couldn't ask for more!
They'd rather there be troublemakers than the boss; they're afraid no one will cause trouble!
The four men on the ground looked at Zhang Biao, who was sitting next to them eating an egg pancake, and they no longer dared to be arrogant.
They all pursed their lips, got up, and limped to the back of the line, looking resentfully at Zhang Biao, who was sitting next to them, leisurely watching them.
Being watched so closely made them all unwilling to wait in line.
But they saw that the number of people in front of them was getting smaller and smaller, while the number of people behind them was getting larger and larger.
Who understands that feeling of excitement and accomplishment? It makes them reluctant to leave the team now.
Finally, it was their turn. There were only 7 steamed buns left, but they could make locust flower egg pancakes.
Qian Yan'er was small and only received one steamed bun. He was about to fly into a rage again, but suddenly he felt a chilling gaze on him.
Following his gaze, he indeed saw Zhang Biao staring at him fiercely. He instantly deflated like a punctured balloon, showing no sign of anger whatsoever.
Despite their grimaces, the four of them were still satisfied with what they had eaten and limped back to the city.
Seeing that she hadn't prepared enough, Gao Mengli regretfully told those behind her not to queue anymore, as there was nothing left to catch.
After selling the remaining few, I packed up my stall.
These locust blossoms and elm seeds can only be sold in the spring; they're gone after that season.
So Gao Mengli and Lin Xi squatted down beside the crickets to figure out what to feed them later, while Da Niu quickly packed up the stall.
"How about we make jianbing guozi?" Lin Xi thought for a while before speaking.
After all, these things are readily available. Apart from ordering a large round iron plate, a specially made stove is also required.
The crispy fried filling is easy to make, and the pork belly is also easy to marinate.
Everything else can be found; it's not difficult.
In addition, they were getting tired of locust flower and egg pancakes and wanted to try something different.
"Okay, let's go buy things first!" Gao Mengli thought it was a good idea.
Seeing that Zhao Chen hadn't arrived yet, they left Da Niu at the stall and went into the city.
Da Niu blinked. He was still waiting to go to the city to deliver a message to his uncle, but his parents had no intention of taking him with them.
"Well, I guess I'll have to wait until tomorrow."
Da Niu sat in front of his stall and couldn't help but sigh.
Gao Mengli and Lin Xi ordered a pot and bought sesame seeds, then prepared to buy pork.
But then they discovered that there was another pork vendor.
Normally, if you come at this time, you won't be able to buy much meat. At most, you'll find pig's trotters, offal, and a little bit of meat.
After all, only one family sells them, just like hers; once they're sold out, they're gone.
Zhuangzhuang sat in front of the stall somewhat timidly, after all, he was new to setting up a stall and didn't know if business would be good.
The pork vendor was quite friendly, after all, he was about to sell out and close up shop, and his business was much better than his.
Gao Mengli looked at the pork belly on the stall and thought the meat was good, so she opened a voucher for Zhuangzhuang and bought five catties of pork belly!
Zhuangzhuang was delighted and immediately offered the two of them pig intestines, but they refused without hesitation.
They're too busy to wash it today, and it'll spoil by tomorrow, becoming even stinkier—what's the difference between that and a "biological weapon"?