eurekapd Chapter 326 The God Talking to Himself, Live-Streaming His Self-Indulgent Bathing Scene
Chapter 326 The God Talking to Himself, Live-Streaming His Self-Indulgent Bathing Scene
The housekeeper invited everyone to choose a room first, as this was the most important thing at the moment.
There are plenty of rooms available; even if each person has their own room, it would be enough to meet the accommodation needs of these dozen or so people.
People who are close to each other have already agreed to share a room.
Next, everyone will be assigned rooms starting from the first floor.
Under the butler's guidance, after each room is visited, it is decided who likes the room and is willing to stay there, and then a final decision is made.
The elderly residents chose almost all the apartment types on the lower floors to avoid climbing the stairs.
Among them, the two youngest, Xu Yulin and Liu Yu, were the biggest victims. In the end, they could only choose the third floor or the only attic room.
After discussing it, the two finally decided on the attic room.
After all, the attic room has a spacious layout, and the high-transparency glass above the bed allows for a view.
In this way, I can fall asleep to the stars at night...
So, the two of them chattered away the whole way, completely ignoring what the butler was explaining, and instead lagging behind the group, daydreaming.
After the introductions were finished, the butler left.
After discussing it among themselves, they decided to go back to their rooms for a short rest and then meet up together later.
As a result, these two fools, who hadn't listened to the explanation, returned to their attic room only to find that they knew absolutely nothing about the facilities inside...
I didn't know how to use it at all, so I could only fumble around and figure it out on my own.
"Brother Yulin, do you find the temperature in this room particularly cool, instantly dispelling all the heat from your body?"
Liu Yu is usually very sensitive to heat, and after a day of activity, he felt sticky all over and just didn't feel right.
"Indeed, it's cool and comfortable. Oh, there are even casual clothes hanging in this wardrobe for people to change into?"
Xu Yulin, on the other hand, was keen to explore every detail and was looking around, trying to figure out the layout of the room.
"Oh? You can change clothes here? Then I'll try taking a bath."
I think I just heard the butler say that you can take a bath in this room while you're standing, which is extremely convenient. I'd like to take a bath and experience it for myself..."
Liu Yu is a person with obsessive-compulsive disorder, so his focus naturally falls on these aspects.
"Alright, Brother Liu, go ahead and wash up. I'm a bit tired, so I'll rest here for a while."
On the other side, Xu Yulin had already found slippers in the cabinet. He had changed his shoes and clothes and was now lying comfortably on the sofa chair next to him, ready to take a nap.
Liu Yu then picked up the slippers and pajamas that Xu Yulin had left with him and went into the bathroom to study them.
A short while later, Xu Yulin, who was dozing off with his eyes half-closed, suddenly heard Liu Yu's exclamations.
"Oh my gosh, why does water come out as soon as I break it open? Does this mean I can take a bath just by standing in it?! Oh ho, let me try..."
"Ugh, so cold! Why is the water so cold?"
"Oh, so hot water only comes out when you turn it to the right... Ahh~ That feels so good, the water temperature is just right!"
"I'm so clever, I figured out the pattern so quickly!"
"Oh my, what are all these bottles? Shampoo? It must be for washing hair, right? I didn't expect you to be so well-prepared..."
Hearing the constant chatter and muttering, Xu Yulin, who was lying down to rest, couldn't help but twitch his lips.
Seriously, bro, are you acting like nobody's around? Do you really think I don't exist?
After a brief respite, the excited shouts from the bathroom resumed...
"It smells so good! This shampoo works so well for my long hair! I wonder if it's available for sale?"
Wow, just a gentle rub and it's full of bubbles... I'm almost overwhelmed by the fragrance!
"What is this thing? Shower gel? I bet it's for washing your body!"
"Wow, this stuff smells even stronger! I can't keep using it like this, or I'll be completely soaked in this fragrance. It smells just too good!"
"Wash, wash, wash... la la la..."
"Taking a bath here is such a treat!"
The water temperature remained perfectly stable throughout, it was so comfortable!
This shower gel works amazingly; it scrubbed off all that old grime from my body…
"Hey, even the cleaning supplies are hanging on the door, what a soft cloth..."
Xu Yulin, who was forced to listen to someone's incessant rambling, was so annoyed by the noise that he had a splitting headache!
He had never seen anyone talk to themselves like that before...
No, bro, isn't there anyone in this world you care about? Don't you even consider my feelings? My ears are ears too!
However, through the other party's "live explanation," Xu Yulin felt that the only gain was that he seemed to have understood the entire bathing process and key points.
I'm thinking of trying it out myself later to see if it's as wonderful as this noisy guy described...
Since someone had already learned from his mistake, he remembered to first prepare the hot water before getting close, and to wash his hair with that fragrant shampoo...
Alright, his ears have already "learned" it.
At this moment, Liu Yuxing, who had already washed and dried himself and changed into clean pajamas, rushed out.
He was oblivious to everything else, having completely forgotten his long rambling during the shower, and simply shouted at the top of his lungs:
"Brother Yulin, Brother Yulin, you absolutely have to try that shower! It's incredibly comfortable!"
As he approached, a rich fragrance wafted towards him.
Xu Yulin, who had just been rehearsing the bathing process in his mind, was immediately attracted by the scent.
It seems this kid's rant wasn't all nonsense after all; he really is, just like he said, completely "marinated" by the aroma...
Xu Yulin casually straightened up from the sofa, looked up, and saw a disheveled "wild friend" standing in front of him. He was speechless for a moment, "..."
He twitched his lips again, but still managed not to say anything more. "Okay, I'll wash it later. Um, Brother Liu, you should go dry your hair quickly, don't catch a cold."
"Oh right, I also noticed that there was a thoughtfully provided item called a 'hair dryer' in the bathroom!"
The instructions say it's for 'blowing hair', so it's probably for blow-drying hair.
I was so eager to come out and share with Brother Yulin that I went to try out that hair dryer again…”
After Liu Yu finished speaking, he rushed back to the bathroom.
This time, the noisy chatter was no longer heard; only the continuous sounds of "whoosh whoosh..." and "buzz..." could be heard from the bathroom.
In less than five minutes, Xu Yulin finally got some peace and quiet.
He was still a little drowsy, but now he was so awake he couldn't be more awake!
Sigh, he can only accept having such a talkative roommate.