Chapter 366 A bunch of damn beasts!
Chapter 366 A bunch of damn beasts!
Ye Fan "accidentally" witnessed his two good brothers' "heroic feat" from the side, and a warm feeling welled up in his heart, almost making him laugh out loud.
He never expected that these two guys, who usually seemed to be "ungrateful for beauty," would be able to withstand the repeated attacks from the beautiful women and defend him so firmly at this crucial moment!
This brotherhood is absolutely amazing!
"Let's go!" Ye Fan walked over with a smile, putting his arms around the shoulders of Li Yifeng and Shi Kai, who were still in a state of "grief and indignation." "Tonight it's my treat! For the sake of 'those who walk different paths cannot make plans together' and someone's painful decision to give up the 'forest'! Let's go for a seafood buffet! All you can eat! Eat until you get your money's worth!"
Before the words were even finished, the three of them, like hungry wolves unleashed, plunged headlong into the most upscale seafood buffet restaurant closest to the school, which cost 1,888 yuan per person.
Li Yifeng and Shi Kai completely transformed their grief and anger into a voracious appetite!
The crystal-clear lobster sashimi, the thick king crab legs, the succulent salmon belly... vanished swiftly under the sweeping onslaught of the two, as if attacked by a prehistoric behemoth!
Ye Fan sat leisurely opposite, watching the two clowns vent their anger with food, occasionally elegantly picking up a piece of sweet shrimp.
Three hours later...
The three of them, their bellies round like those of someone eight months pregnant, supported each other (or rather, dragged each other along), and staggered out of the restaurant.
The gentle moonlight shone down, illuminating the backs of three figures, their arms around each other, grimacing with satisfaction despite being stuffed.
Well, tonight's "sacrifice" was a huge win!
......
Back to the familiar dormitory 208.
Xiao Ji hasn't come back yet; who knows where he's off gallivanting off to again.
After Ye Fan finished washing up, he was about to climb into his comfortable little bed when he caught sight of Li Yifeng sitting cross-legged on his bed, his hands supporting his chin, his brows furrowed, sighing and looking like a gloomy "Thinker" sculpture.
Ye Fan raised an eyebrow and joked, "Old Li, what's going on? Did your pursuit of a girl suffer a major setback? Or did your online dating attempt fail?"
Li Yifeng, who was immersed in his own world, slowly raised his head when he heard Ye Fan's question.
That gaze was so melancholy it seemed to drip with tears, like a puppy abandoned by the whole world.
Clearly, even an expensive seafood buffet could not fill the enormous emotional void in his heart.
Li Yifeng's face was contorted with grief: "Damn it, a bunch of beasts... Old Ye... do you know how awful that 'Single Aristocracy Alliance' was? It was teeming with starving bachelors! Women? There were only a handful! And these few 'rare animals,' dozens of grown men pounced on them like ravenous wolves! The scene was deafening, like a cacophony of drums and firecrackers, I was fucking..."
He clutched his chest in anguish: "I couldn't even squeeze in! I couldn't even smell anything! Let alone strike up a conversation! What a waste of all that running so fast!"
"Pfft—Hahahaha!!!"
Ye Fan was stunned for a moment, then could no longer hold back and burst into a wild, earth-shattering laugh, laughing so hard that tears streamed down his face, and he clutched his stomach, unable to straighten up.
This plot twist is absolutely amazing!
Li Yifeng, who ran the fastest and rushed to the front line, ended up plunging into the "monk's temple" within the "monk's temple"!
Imagine dozens of boys surrounding a few girls, "starving for food," and then compare that to Li Yifeng's utterly hopeless expression—the comedic effect is off the charts!
In the end, none of the three of them joined those clubs, but Ye Fan accidentally joined the martial arts club, which is quite interesting.
Looking at Ye Fan, who was laughing so hard he was almost passing out, Li Yifeng felt even more indignant: "You son of a bitch! Don't you have any brotherly feelings at all?!"
However, the somber atmosphere was destined not to linger long in dormitory 208.
Just then—
"bite!!!"
A crisp, clear, and imaginative sound from Shi Kai's laptop, signaling the completion of a Xunlei download, pierced the gloom in the dormitory like heavenly music!
The grief and indignation on Li Yifeng's face froze instantly, then vanished as if his expression had changed!
A glint flashed in his eyes, and he sprang out of bed with lightning speed. His previous melancholy vanished, replaced by an eagerness full of academic exploration!
"Here it comes! Old Shi! Quick! Let me take a look!" He darted to Shi Kai's bedside in one stride, his movements so agile that he was completely different from the "Thinker" he had just been.
Even Shi Kai's perpetually icy face showed a rare hint of approving (and slightly sleazy) smile, as he silently adjusted the screen angle...
Ye Fan shook his head helplessly and amusedly as he watched the two who had instantly "revived" and thrown themselves into "studying".
Young people have amazing resilience.
......
The phone rang at just the right moment, breaking the "academic" atmosphere that was about to permeate the dormitory.
Caller ID: Xian Zu Ling.
Ye Fan answered: "Feed?"
A cool but slightly questioning voice came from the other end of the phone: "The fridge is empty. What are we making tonight?"
Ye Fan was amused. This girl was truly a dutiful "fairy godmother"! She was always thinking about cooking for him at the bamboo grove courtyard that evening.
"Oh, no need to cook tonight," Ye Fan replied. "I've already eaten out with my roommates."
"Oh. I understand." The ancestral spirit's voice sounded calm, but it seemed... something was missing?
She paused for a moment, then said, "I'll eat at the cafeteria."
Ye Fan was about to reply with "okay," but then his mind changed.
Thinking about her going to the cafeteria all alone, and looking at the two beasts in the dormitory who were already immersed in "studying", he suddenly changed his mind.
"Wait," Ye Fan called out to her, "Come downstairs and wait for me in ten minutes."
"Huh?" Xian Zuling seemed not to have reacted yet.
"Let's eat out," Ye Fan said casually but with an unquestionable tone, "and while we're at it, let's go to the supermarket and fill up the fridge."
There was a moment of silence on the other end of the phone, followed by a noticeably lighter voice: "Oh. Okay."
After hanging up the phone, Ye Fan quickly sent a message to his driver, Lao Li, then washed his face, changed his shoes, and prepared to leave.
Just as he reached the door, Li Yifeng's head popped out from above Shi Kai's screen, his gossip-loving nature blazing: "Old Ye! Going out so late? Where are you going?"
Ye Fan stopped, turned around, and flashed him an extremely smug, sunny smile, deliberately drawing out his words: "Hooking up with—girls!"
He pointed to the two people engrossed in their "study materials," his tone full of "pity": "What else? Are you guys without girlfriends just supposed to stay in your dorms in front of your computers... um, 'studying for further education'?"
"Damn it! Ye Laoliu, you dog! You son of a bitch!!!" Li Yifeng's roar and Shi Kai's "smack" as he slammed the laptop lid shut rang out at the same time.
Ye Fan laughed heartily, and amidst the "blessing" gazes of his roommates, he casually pushed open the door and stepped out, disappearing into the night at Nanjing University.
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