Oh my god! My secret husband is a billionaire

Chapter 143 Fans Surround

"Wife, you are being a bit unreasonable!"

Jiang Li continued to speak with a pinched throat, as if she was holding back her poop. "Go to Ke Xue, the famous young man's training class, and make your husband's poop smoother!"

"Fuck——"

Qin Ming cursed for the first time and hung up the phone. If he kept talking to this crazy woman, he would definitely become constipated. How would he be able to poop smoothly in the future?

Tong Yue looked at Jiang Li in surprise. "Ah Li, are you sure your rude words won't scare away your husband with his 8-pack abs?"

"Scare them away, I can just go back and look for Brother Xiao Ming!"

Ali was too lazy to pretend to be a lady anymore. She was so tired from drinking tea.

Tong Yue slapped her thigh. "Fuck, having a backup means I'm confident!"

Overnight, Jiang Li became a top celebrity. She dominated the financial and entertainment news charts.

Her hot searches are all over the major traffic platforms.

For a time, Jiang Gong Xiang Yu, Overlord and Beauty, Husband with Abs, and Overbearing CEO’s Spare Tire became hot search terms.

Every day, thousands of anchors block the gate of S Star to get traffic. In order to ensure safety, even the police run to the gate of S Star to work with the security guards.

Officer Liao couldn't help but complain. "Jiang Li and I have a deep connection! I've been serving her alone for the past half month."

The police officer next to him thought he was showing off.

"You are so lucky, boy, to be able to have close contact with the beautiful Xiang Yu, you are really lucky. If I can see her, I am willing to stay here for three days."

Besides the main entrance, the entire Information Department was also overrun by internal employees. Before Jiang Li even arrived, the queue at the entrance stretched from the 29th floor to the 1st floor.

Many half-bald unmarried information engineers began to regret their decision.

Oh shit, I forgot to wear a wig to work today. Normally, not even a female mosquito would fly into the 29th floor, but now there are so many female animals pouring in. I could just pick one up and make her my wife. How great!

After Qin Ming broke through the crowd and arrived at the president's office, he hurriedly called Jiang Li.

"Ali, you're on vacation these few days, so don't come to the company. Don't go out either, I'm afraid you'll be surrounded. I'll deliver your three meals a day."

"What's wrong? What happened?"

Jiang Li was working overtime at night on his own software. He hadn't read the news and had no idea that he had become extremely famous.

"You're famous. Even more famous than Shen Qiu. There are tens of thousands of people blocking your way downstairs in our company. Even if you were the reincarnation of Sun Wukong, you wouldn't be able to overcome that surging crowd."

"When I first came in, my clothes were ripped several times. If it weren't for the police escort, they would have almost stripped me of my underwear."

Jiang Li was shocked. "Really? What are you wearing today? Could it be the elephant one I bought you?"

Qin Ming...

He's about to burst! Are we discussing underwear now?

"Since you like the elephant style so much, I will definitely wear it for you on our wedding night!"

"No, no, no, just wear it for your bride to see. I won't get involved in this."

Qin Ming's lips curled up. "Don't worry, I will wear it."

Jiang Li thought of the eye-catching scene, covered his mouth, and laughed like a goose.

"Stop being crazy. Tell me, what do you want to eat? I'll bring it to you!"

Jiang Li finally managed to hold back his laughter, only to start convulsing again, clutching his stomach. "Just let Wang Xing take you there! I'm afraid if you come out again, someone will rip the elephant's trunk off!"

Qin Ming...

"Jiang Li, are you looking for death?"

"If you want to pull it out, just tell me, I can satisfy you!"

Jiang Li was suddenly choked by laughter and coughed for a long time before stopping.

Qin Ming was worried about her, "How stupid! I've seen people die from laughing, but I've never seen people choke to death from laughing! You deserve it!"

"Qin Ming, can you please stop making such dirty jokes in the future? It's really hard to digest. Just do this to satisfy your wife. I really don't need it!"

Qin Ming thought, was it me who steered the conversation off track? You yourself like colorful things, yet you still wrongly accuse others of it.

"Don't worry, I will satisfy my wife."

Jiang Li quickly shut up and ended the damn topic. "I want to eat soy milk, fried dough sticks, and the Guilin rice noodles from the shop across the street from the company. Is that okay?"

"Yeah! Wait!"

When Qin Ming delivered the food, he also brought his office computer to Jiang Li's house.

He couldn't stop working, nor could he go a day without seeing his wife, so he had no choice but to resort to this last resort.

In order to live with his wife, he led all the reporters downstairs in the company to the gate of Jiangli Community.

Then, under a beautiful pretext, "Ali, there are so many people down there, I can't get out! If I go out, they'll definitely tear me apart. How about letting me stay for a few days, until this wave of heat dies down, and then I can leave?"

"Get lost! You're dreaming. You're a grown man, living in my place, what's that? If my husband knew about this, he'd tear me apart."

Jiang Li pulled Qin Ming out with all his strength. Qin Ming clung to the wall pillar and refused to let go.

In the end, the two were exhausted, but Jiang Li still couldn't get Qin Ming out.

"Damn it, if I had known I would have starved to death rather than eat your breakfast."

Qin Ming still pretended to be tough. "If I had known that delivering breakfast would make me a beggar, I would... rather starve to death than let you!"

Wang Xing pretended to be someone from outside and brought in lunch and dinner, and they were all Jiang Li's favorite dishes.

That evening, Qin Ming actually pulled out that strange pair of underwear from his pocket. "Ali, aren't you interested in this? Do you want me to give you some benefits in advance?"

"Oh! God, help!——"

Jiang Li locked Qin Ming outside the bedroom door with a bang, fearing that he would show off some fancy moves!

She got so shy just because of a joke. What should I do with her if we really get married on the wedding night?

"Ali, can you come out for a moment? I have something very important to tell you."

"I won't listen, I won't listen, I won't listen! I won't listen to anything you say now! Go sleep in the little room at the back and don't bother me!"

Qin Ming finally made up his mind to confess to her, but he was ruined by a pair of underwear.

Is this lousy vest welded to my body? With so many unexpected and difficult times, why is it so hard to peel it off?

For several days in a row, although the two lived under the same roof, Jiang Li avoided Qin Ming.

Qin Ming's desire to confess grew more and more urgent day by day. Finally, he had no other choice. Jiang Li refused to communicate with him at all. There was no point in staying here. He might as well go out and prepare for the wedding.

"Ali, I'm leaving!"

"I took the underwear too! You don't have to be shy! You can hide for three days with a pair of torn pants. I'm really impressed by you!"

Although Qin Mingren left, he did not take his underwear with him. Instead, his underwear was hung naked on the door handle.

As soon as Jiang Li opened it, he was blinded by the cute little elephant's bright eyes.

"Oh my God! It's so filthy!"

Looking closely, there was a note attached to it.

"Silly boy, it's new and never worn. The tags are still on. Remember to keep it so your husband can show it to you on your wedding night!"

"Asshole, I'm not your wife, who wants to see your show?"

Qin Ming's hints were so obvious, yet Jiang Li didn't notice the flaw. This was mainly because she had already subconsciously decided that her husband was her husband and her boss was her boss; they simply couldn't be the same person.

No matter how blunt Qin Ming's words were, she thought he was being a hooligan and trying to take advantage of her verbally.