Chapter 129 Asking Grandpa for Fortune Telling
Chapter 129 Asking Grandpa for Fortune Telling
Before Jiang Li even walked out of the hospital gate, her "husband" called.
"Honey, are you off work yet? You haven't texted me all day!"
Jiang Li said as he walked. "I was busy at the hospital all day today, so I forgot!"
Qin Ming pretended to be surprised. "Hospital? Why are you going to the hospital? Are you injured?"
"No, it wasn't me. It was my boss. His old bones were made of broken glass. I just flicked it and his tailbone shattered. So, I took care of him in the hospital all day."
Qin Ming's fragile heart was stabbed again.
"Oh! How long will you take care of him then?"
"It's a comminuted fracture. The doctor said it'll take a month. So for that month, you'd better not call me during the day. My boss is a bitch, has a bad temper, and is super stingy. I don't want to hear him nagging!"
Qin Ming's heart sank again. I have a bad temper, but I've already tolerated you to the limit, okay? Besides, I've given you so much money lately, and you've been spending it on me without hesitation. How am I stingy?
Ever since hearing Qin Ming say that he could earn at least tens of billions every month, and thinking about the 40,000 yuan he paid to himself as compensation, Jiang Li felt that he was the most stingy and miserly person in the world.
"Hubby, don't be jealous. I'm just taking care of him and I don't have any impure thoughts about him. So, I need to explain something to you."
Qin Ming thought, why should I be jealous? It's all my fault. Actually, I wish you had some more complicated feelings about the boss. That way, I wouldn't have to act so hard.
"Yeah! It's okay, I believe you."
"By the way, what kind of person is your boss? I see you seem to have a lot of complaints about him."
Qin Ming took the opportunity to find out her true thoughts.
"He's not a bad guy, he's quite kind to me, but in one word, he's a scumbag!"
"What's wrong with me?" Qin Ming quickly corrected himself. This slip of the tongue almost made his vest explode. "No, what's wrong with him? Tell me now."
"He's having an affair with his cousin. Also, he's still in love with his ex-girlfriend, and they've rekindled their relationship. And yet, he's trying to do something bad to me. Don't you think he's a scumbag? Isn't that hilarious?"
"Hahaha! So funny!" Qin Ming laughed with gritted teeth.
He wanted to find a microscope and put it on her face so that she could see clearly where the slag was.
Besides having bad intentions towards you, when did I have an affair with my cousin? When did I rekindle my relationship with my ex-girlfriend?
It seems that I have to take a detour when I see female mosquitoes in the future.
This jealous guy is even more petty than Ye Han’s wife.
"Your boss is so rich, good-looking, and has special feelings for you, aren't you tempted?"
Jiang Li spoke frankly. "Before, before you were resurrected, I was a little tempted. Later, I gave him a few chances, but he always chose his white moonlight. So, I didn't want him anymore."
"I would rather be without than with someone who is not good enough. I cannot tolerate even the slightest grain of sand in my eyes. From now on, the same goes for you. If you deceive me, betray me, or let me down, I will chase you to the ends of the earth and destroy you."
Qin Ming sincerely felt that his death was not far away.
He now regretted deeply why he had agreed to Guan Yue's request to watch such a lousy show that day. If that hadn't happened, he would have been holding a beautiful woman in his arms by now. There would have been no need for both the real and fake husbands to come together and even stage the deception in the hospital.
"Don't worry, I won't let you down or betray you. From now on, your words are the imperial decree. If you tell me to go east, I will never dare to go west. All my actions are subject to the orders of my wife."
Jiang Li felt sweeter than eating honey.
"Honey, can we meet up when my boss is discharged from the hospital? I miss you, and I don't want to wait three months."
Qin Ming started to have a headache again!
Oh my God, what kind of face will he show when he sees her in a month?
It was fun diving back then, but now I’m chasing my wife to the crematorium.
Grandpa, you can tell fortunes, don't you? You need to help your grandson figure out how to get rid of this damn vest so that the little wildcat won't get divorced.
Qin Ming sneaked back to the old house from the hospital and pulled the eighty-year-old man out of the bed.
"Grandpa, please help me, I need to confess to A Li, I'm almost driving myself crazy. Please help me calculate an auspicious day to confess, so I won't die so miserably."
The old man waved his hands quickly. "Don't count, there's no point in counting. You've messed up a good hand."
"Now, if you confess at any time, you will die a horrible death!"
He already deserved a beating for pretending to be dead, and now the whole virtual husband comes out. He has told such a huge lie that there is no way to stop it.
Qin Ming collapsed.
"It doesn't matter whether I live or die. I'll accept being crippled. Grandpa, you have a lot of ideas. Please help me think of a solution. As long as A-Li doesn't divorce me, anything is fine."
It’s not that the old man doesn’t want to help, but he is powerless.
"I, your grandfather, have already given you a wife by your pillow, and you're already diving. Go get your own wife. I can tell you about your fortune and marriage, but can I tell you that you're a fraud?"
"Besides, I have some fortune-telling skills, don't you know that? Our family's fortune-telling skills were lost in your grandfather's grandfather's generation!"
In addition to scolding him, the old man also stabbed him twice more.
"If I had known you were so cowardly and incompetent, I should have tricked that precious granddaughter-in-law into giving it to the second son."
"That kid Qin Lang has been throwing tantrums at me every day lately. He accused me of being biased, but I told him I wasn't treating you fairly. I handed over the company to you, and I gave you priority as my grandson's wife. He got nothing. He even asked me to force you to divorce him so that he could marry Ah Li!"
Qin Ming was furious.
"He dares! Just ask him if he can take a beating!"
Not only was he beaten by his sister-in-law, but he was also beaten by his brother!
The old man yawned and waved his hand. "I don't care about you two brothers fighting over a wife. Whoever wins is the real winner. All I care about is that Ali is my grandson's wife!"
If I can't rely on my grandfather, then I can only rely on my grandfather's grandfather.
"Grandpa, didn't our great-grandfather leave you a fortune-telling manual? Give it to me and I'll study it myself."
The old man pulled out a tattered white book from under his pillow and threw it to him.
"Go ahead and research it. As long as you don't drive my granddaughter-in-law away, you can do whatever you want."
Qin Ming, holding the fortune-telling scriptures, first ran to the ancestral hall, kowtowed three times to his ancestors, and then began to concentrate on studying the art of fortune-telling.
The first page of the scripture is the twelve hours corresponding to the twelve zodiac animals.
Rat, Ox, Tiger, Rabbit, Dragon, Snake, Horse, Goat...
He repeated this line over and over again. "Rat, Rat..."
Ah Li is born in the Year of the Rat. Should I just let her have a baby? Rat, as long as there's a baby, the rat will definitely stay.
If Taizu knew about this in the afterlife, he would definitely say that Da Xisun is really smart. He is worthy of being a descendant of the Qin family and is born to be a fortune teller.
Who would have thought that the end of love is metaphysics.
Qin Ming no longer continued to study auspicious days and the relationship between men and women. He plunged headfirst into the crooked way of having children and couldn't extricate himself.
For several days in a row, he had been racking his brains over how to make Ali pregnant.
Did he trick her into having sex with her by pretending to be her husband, or did he force her into having sex with him by pretending to be her boss?
My dear grandson, this is giving me such a headache. This problem is another dead end!
No solution!
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