eurekapd Chapter 126 Go buy me some underwear
Chapter 126 Go buy me some underwear
Fortunately, Qin Ming's Rolls-Royce was so majestic that he could pretend to lie down in the back seat.
Wang Xing couldn't help but ask, "Ms. Jiang, what happened to Mr. Qin? Can't even walk? Can't sit or lie down?"
"His tailbone is broken!"
"Huh? How did it break?"
Jiang Li was too embarrassed to say that he had broken it, and Qin Ming was too embarrassed to say that he had been beaten by a woman.
"Since when did you become so talkative? Drive your car!"
Wang Xing asked. "Where are you going, Mr. Qin?"
"Kanghe Hospital!" This is an industry under the Qin Group and is fully controlled by the Qin family. It would be easy to fake it.
Jiang Li was puzzled. "Why go so far? The hospital I went to last time, Nankang Hospital, is great. Their bone setting techniques are top-notch, and it's super close to the office. I didn't have any aftereffects at all. Let's go here!"
Wang Xing also feels that there is no need to seek far away instead of near.
Although Kanghe Hospital is its own hospital and patients can stay in the best wards and enjoy the highest level of treatment, its expertise lies in tumor treatment. In terms of orthopedics, it is indeed not as good as Nankang Hospital.
"Mr. Qin, I think Miss Jiang is right. The orthopedics department of Nankang Hospital is one of the best in South City. How about we go there?"
Qin Ming was speechless.
The main thing is that his tailbone is not broken. Wouldn’t it be a mistake to go to Nankang Hospital?
At that critical moment, he came up with a brilliant idea. "Ali, I'm definitely going to need to be hospitalized. Maybe I'll have to undergo minimally invasive corrective surgery like you did."
"So, you have to go buy me some underwear now. I don't want to end up like you, with no underwear to change into!"
Jiang Li was about to explode with rage. "Now you know how miserable I was when I had no underwear on?"
"If you want to buy it, let Brother Wang go, I won't go!"
Qin Ming wanted to get rid of her, so he naturally wouldn't let Wang Xing go. "Wang Xing needs to go to the confidential room to get my ID card, medical insurance card, and other documents. You don't know where they are."
"Besides, I bought you hundreds of pairs of underwear, so what if you just buy me a few? If you're afraid of spending money, I can just transfer it to you!"
Jiang Li is depressed. Is this about money?
The key point is that she has never bought underwear for a man!
"I'm not going!"
Seeing Jiang Li's embarrassment, Wang Xing volunteered. "Boss Qin, why don't I go?"
Qin Ming wanted to throw this inconspicuous driver out. "If you go to buy it, don't come back."
"She broke my tailbone. If she doesn't go to buy it, why are you trying to steal my job?"
Wang Xing shut up and pretended to get out of the car. "Boss Qin, let me get your ID first!"
He has all his documents in his pocket.
"Ali, go out here, turn right, and walk about 700 meters. There's a lingerie store. Go buy me some XL-size underwear. I bought all your underwear from there."
Jiang Li got off the car reluctantly and glared at him fiercely before leaving.
Taking the opportunity, Qin Ming quickly called Xu Ran.
"Aunt Xu, I'm Qin Ming. Qin Zhengting's grandson. You're the one who performed surgery on my wife last time. Remember?"
How could Xu Ran not remember? She was wholeheartedly trying to bring the couple together.
"What's the matter? Why would President Qin have the time to think of a nosy aunt like me?"
"Aunt, please stop scolding me. My marriage is in crisis, please help me! For my grandfather's sake, you must help me!"
Xu Ran smiled. "Tell me, what's going on between you and your little wife?"
Qin Ming spoke awkwardly. "It's just that Jiang Li is my wife, and I'm still hiding it from her. I haven't found the right opportunity to confess to her."
"Now, she has a little misunderstanding about me. I tried my best to mend the relationship between us, but..."
"Anyway, no matter what I do, she won't buy it."
"So, in a moment of desperation, I had some bad ideas. Just now, she pushed me hard, and I pretended to have broken my tailbone. I wanted to stay in your hospital so that she could take care of me and rekindle our relationship."
"Aunt, can you help me get a fake CT scan and then perform a fake surgery on me, please?"
Xu Ran hadn't expected this kid to be so stubborn. "It's been all this time, and you're still hiding this from me?"
"You're in a dilemma now. You deserve it!"
"Yes, yes, I did something wrong, I deserve it, I'm so regretful now. But the mistake has been made, there's nothing I can do. I can only ask for your help, Aunt. Please use your matchmaking spirit as the director of the Women's Federation to help me save this precarious marriage!"
Besides bone setting and surgery, Xu Ran's biggest passion is matchmaking, bringing couples together. This favor must be done.
What's more, he is the grandson of an old friend of my grandparents.
"You are such a wicked man! I have worked diligently and conscientiously in the hospital for thirty years, and now, in my last month near retirement, I am still fabricating information for you. If you don't coax your wife into submission, even after I retire, I will come to your house and break your tailbone."
"Thank you, Aunt Xu. I will definitely perform well. I hope you can assist me when necessary!"
Xu Ran smiled. "I didn't expect you'd become such a flatterer. Remember two months ago, you didn't even look at me, your aunt!"
"I was arrogant and ignorant back then, so I hope you'll forgive me. When Ali and I get married, I'll definitely ask you to be the witness!"
This flattery really touched Xu Ran's heart. "It's a deal. I must be the witness and matchmaker!"
After Xu Ran answered the phone, he ran to the dean to report and also greeted his colleagues.
Although it was a small fraud and was done out of kindness, Xu Ran still explained the matter to his leader in advance, and in order to shut up some villains, he also offered extremely tempting conditions.
"Boss Qin said that if we do him a small favor, he'd be willing to sponsor two state-of-the-art MRI machines for our hospital free of charge."
This made the dean very excited. Two MRI machines with the latest functions would cost at least 80 million. They had to be fake, and they had to be made perfectly so that they could be mistaken for the real thing.
This is not fraud, it is for the benefit of the people.
"Convey the order to all medical staff in the orthopedics department. They must arrange the best ward for Mr. Qin and provide the best possible care. They must also keep Mrs. Qin's identity and Mr. Qin's condition a secret. There must be no leaks."
"Also, Mr. Qin's fake CT scan better look serious. Didn't an 82-year-old grandfather break his tailbone last month? Use that one."
Xu Ran held his forehead.
"Dean, isn't that bone age too old? Also, that tailbone is too shattered!"
The dean said, "How can we arouse Mrs. Qin's sympathy, guilt, and conscience if it's not broken?"
All participants expressed their agreement.
"Yes, let's do that. Let's just treat Mr. Qin as an old grandfather."
Poor Qin Ming, he was turned from a cabbage stalk into a cabbage stem.