eurekapd Chapter 42 The Novelty Zoo
Chapter 42 The Novelty Zoo
Lu Wenren walked up to the new thing and walked around it a few times, not knowing, so he asked, "What is this?"
"Tool man." Xun opened the shell of the washing machine. This afternoon, while the little dragon was not at home, he had already washed the clothes with this thing three times according to the instructions.
Now let him operate it again in person, and the skillful movement is as if he has experienced it thousands of times.
After opening the upper shell, he looked sideways at the little Jiaolong beside him: "Take off your coat."
Lu Wenren took off his coat and handed it to the other party.
After being taken away, my clothes were thrown directly into the belly of the "tool man".
"Click here, and it can automatically wash your clothes for you, and it will help you dry them like new."
The non-humans pointed at the tool man, with a face that had experienced many battles.
"Ah, so you don't need people to wash clothes, so why didn't you use them before?" Lu Wenren had never washed clothes.
Their family lived in the Crystal Palace of the Yellow River, and they lived in the water every day. Even when he was at home, he couldn't even keep his body, and he looked like a dragon all the year round.
Therefore, the chairs, tables, and cabinets in his room are all his clothes.
In the play house games of my brothers, it was never mentioned that Lord River God is a fairy who needs to wash clothes every day on the bank.
"Have you ever seen a skeleton wearing clothes?" Inhuman glanced at him with a half-smile.
Lu Wenren thought that when he first moved in, this non-human being would just nest in the small garden without moving, as if he had grown up in this room.
A skeleton does not need to wear clothes.
"How long does it take to wash it before wearing it?" Lu Wenren turned his gaze back to the tool man.
He heard the sound of running water, which was rumbling non-stop in the tool man's stomach.
"Wait until you finish eating this chicken." The non-human replied.
When someone mentioned roast chicken, Lord River God immediately remembered the dinner he bought.
I went to the living room and dragged a table and two stools out, and chopped the roast chicken in half with a kitchen knife.
He took half of it for himself, and handed the other half to 虺.
The two sat in front of the toolman washing machine, looking at the toolman that was constantly turning there, eating while turning.
Jiuwei secretly ran out from Yuqing Palace, and what he saw when he arrived at Xiaoyanglou was such a harmonious scene.
In harmony, she wanted to lift her foot and leave this place.
Farewell to the West District, she will go on a long voyage from today.
"Stop." A hand holding a chicken wing blocked her way.
Holding the chicken wings, Lu Wenren looked this non-human from front to back, and then said, "Nine Tails, why did you appear here?"
Shouldn't she be in Yuqing Palace, doing Tai Chi every day and reading books on law-abiding, etc.?
Before going out, he swears to Maria with nine tails that this time he will make the fox look good to the river god.
Now that he saw a real person, his eyes felt hot, his knees softened, and he fell to the ground.
"My lord, I don't want to come out either! You asked me to go to Yuqing Palace to reflect. There is no salt in the vegetarian food there every day. I am a fox and I don't eat grass. That's fine! The old Taoist priest of Yuqing Palace Tortured me all day long, sometimes disliked my boxing posture for being ugly, and sometimes disliked my hair loss all day long, even if someone is a non-human, he is still a non-human with self-respect, I can't live the life of insulting monsters like this !"
She really didn't want to live such a life of asceticism, and if she lived in Yuqing Palace, she would be ordained and become a nun.
Jiuwei sat on the ground and wept and talked about the hardships of Yuqing Palace.
Lu Wenren dragged his chin thinking, this seems to be his problem.
I forgot before that there is also a big difference between non-human and non-human, and they cannot be generalized.
"It's okay to release you from Yuqing Palace, but you have to earn back from other places for your food, drink and accommodation in Yuqing Palace during this time. Come to Xiaoyanglou tomorrow morning and I will take you to the zoo."
Lu Wenren had already decided how to use the zoo to make money, so with a wave of his hand, he decided on Jiuwei's new destination.
Kyuubi blinked her eyes that were used to fake crying, glanced at Boss Zun secretly, and asked the other party if the new place was scary?
The non-human standing behind the river god seriously thought about the appearance of the zoo, and opened his mouth to tell her silently: "It's not scary, but pitiful."
There is a poor jingle inside, and currently there is only one security guard guarding the gate, and two cleaning humans.
Oh, a weasel, a crocodile, and an octopus lived in yesterday.
There will be an extra fox tomorrow.
With little knowledge, he couldn't imagine how this stingy Lord River God made money from these four monsters.
Pitiful?
Kyuubi didn't figure out why the new place was so pitiful until he left Xiaoyanglou.
Until the next morning, Master Heshen took them to Chunhua Barber Shop first, and took the billboards he customized.
And took them on foot to the zoo.
The cat demon, who was just released last night, is now turning into a three-colored cat, meowing non-stop at the gatekeeper.
I hope that the other party will give her the pancake fruit that I just bought in the morning.
It's just that the janitor is a dog lover, so he pretended he didn't see this cat walking around on the ground the whole time.
When Lu Wenren saw it, he opened the door and bent down to lift the cat demon on the ground. He raised it to an angle level with his line of sight, and looked at the cat's eyes with a cold face: "You like dealing with humans, don't you?"
Wu Miaomiao nodded subconsciously: "That's right, meow, the shit-shoveling officer is so cute."
"Looks like you won't hate your new job."
Lu Wenren was quite satisfied with her answer, so he put his customized sign on the ground, and after searching for a while, he found a sign with white letters on a blue background.
It says, "Welcome to the exclusive zoo in the West District. Here you will experience foxes from thousands of years ago, dinosaurs from ten thousand years ago, and even cuties from a hundred years ago."
The ad was thought up by Ri Youshen, and Lu Wenren didn't know what was written on it until he opened it.
Looking at it now, it is quite good, and it perfectly fits the true identity of the zoo.
He stuffed the billboard into Wu Miaomiao's paw, and said expressionlessly: "You have cheated thirteen human beings in total, and let me go out to catch you myself. Three thousand to calculate, you first take this sign to solicit customers at the gate of the zoo, and I will give you a commission of 210 when a guest comes in, when you earn [-] eight yuan, return it to me, and you can live freely in the zoo .”
Wu Miaomiao lowered her head dully, slowly looked at the huge billboard, then silently raised her head to look at Lu Wenren's serious face.
"5000 yuan? You let me, a cute cat demon, work for you? The interest on my bank card is more than 5000 yuan a day, okay?"
In this regard, Lord Heshen made a phone call to the police station.
"Hey, that cat demon said that the interest on her bank card is more than [-] a day. Wen Guofu, please calculate the total loss of the thirteen companies cheated by her. She has the money to compensate."
Wu Miaomiao was dumbfounded.
"Don't be in a daze, honestly go to the door and work for me, otherwise you will have my seal of the river god on your body, and I will catch you when you run to the ends of the world."
The ruthless Lord River God directly picked up her nape and the huge billboard, and threw her on the side of the road outside the zoo. A circle is drawn under the feet.
"Stay here and work honestly. At least three customers will be brought in for me every day. One less time will add one day to my working hours."
In the Yellow River Crystal Palace, although there were no Huang Shiren and Zhou Papi, the River God of the West District at this moment resonated with those two without a teacher.
After picking up one non-human, Lu Wenren held the remaining billboards and looked up at the non-human next to him.
He wore sunglasses and pretended to be blind, Kyuubi quickly lowered his head, not daring to meet his eyes.
She even felt a little regretful, this ghostly place seemed less reliable than Yuqing Palace.
Although the old Taoist priests kept chattering in her ears every day, and Maria was still talking about the Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable, but she didn't have to work!
Food and housing are included every day, and the old Taoist priests are not watching them 24 hours a day.
But in this zoo, she doesn't seem to have the good thing of including food and lodging, and she also needs to work to solicit customers.
she!The nine-tailed fox is actually going to hold up a silly billboard to solicit customers.
How will she continue to hang out in the Inhuman World in the future?
"What are you doing with your heads down? Nine tails is your first time here, let me introduce you to the humans here." Holding a sign, Lu Wenren looked at the two non-human beings in front of him for no reason.
It happened that Ruan Qianyuan came over with a broom, and Lu Wenren took the opportunity to ask them to BY Yu Yan.Say hello.
"From today onwards, our zoo will be officially opened. After a while, you can find some open places and hang up these signs separately."
Lu Wenren gave Ruan Qianyuan all the signs in his hand.
Seeing this scene, the two non-human beings following him breathed a sigh of relief.
As long as they don't let them be like that cat demon, holding a sign and standing on the side of the road foolishly soliciting customers.
Lu Wenren took Nine Tails around the entire zoo again. Huang Beer, who lived in yesterday, was holding a large basket of fruits, squatting above the crocodile pond to feed White Ears breakfast.
In the pool next door, Zhang Yu was also soaking in it, holding a piece of fruit tightly in each of the eight paws.
From a distance, it looks like a strange Thousand-Handed Avalokitesvara.
"Your relationship looks good. I hope that no matter how many non-human beings come to the zoo in the future, you can get along like this."
Lord River God is quite satisfied with the harmonious scene between them.
After watching for a while, a hurried figure ran over not far away.
Ruan Qianyuan, the cleaner, carried the half-installed billboard in his hand, rushed to the crocodile pond panting, and said to Lu Wenren: "Mr. Lu, there are two tourists coming in with cameras at the door, saying they want to come in visit."
Although he has lived here for two days, Ruan Qianyuan did not expect that this zoo really planned to open for business.
After all, apart from their husband and wife, there seems to be no real person here.
"Tourist? So fast?"
Lu Wenren didn't expect Wu Miaomiao to be so good at soliciting customers, so he stood on the side of the road for less than half an hour and was able to attract two customers.
Then he looked at the non-human beings in the pool, and repeated to them what he had said to Wu Miaomiao.
"You don't need to pay other fees to live in the zoo, and you don't have to be punished like Wu Miaomiao. It's just that when you see humans here, you can't turn into humans and then into the body in front of humans. "
This is what Lu Wenren came up with.
He doesn't need these non-human beings to maintain their bodies in the zoo every day, nor does he need them to maintain their bodies all the time.
As long as they don't change in front of humans, it doesn't matter whether they walk in the zoo with eight legs, or eat apples here with big mouthfuls.
Or swinging with nine tails, it doesn't matter.
"Then how long are we going to work part-time?" He gnawed on the white ear of the apple and raised his hand to ask.
"Live a day and work once, you non-humans who don't make mistakes can just play around."
The newcomer Zhang Yu heard that he didn't have to work hard, so he soaked in the pool again holding fruit on his eight paws.
Bai Er also ate breakfast very relaxedly.
With Lu Wenren's permission, the two tourists at the gate walked into the zoo, which reopened on the first day.
These are two tourists from other places. They specialize in photographing zoos across the country. On the surface, they want to see the animals in the zoos. In fact, they are photographing a large number of illegal and unreasonable designs in the zoo, as well as animals that behave in a rigid manner. , to remind others to avoid lightning.
When the gate opened, Li Jian and Zhou Chengcheng had pointed the mini camera hanging on their chests in the direction of the gate of the zoo.
Before they came in, they had started the live broadcast of the broadcaster, and now on the screen of their mobile phones, countless people were expecting them to crack down on this zoo.
"I think I chose the wrong place this time. I can see that there are no animals inside the gate. Except for the cat that solicited customers just now, there may be pheasants and peacocks inside."
"I want to see cats! What's so interesting about the zoo! That cat just now is really amazing!"
The audience who entered the live broadcast room for the first time was the three-colored cat that Li Jian saw on the side of the road when he drove past the zoo.
Originally, this zoo was not in their plan. They were going to a zoo in the North District that was said to have introduced leopard cats.
As a result, when the car passed by the cat, the cat miraculously held up the billboard that was taller than five of them, jumping around to attract their attention.
After they got out of the car to check, they found that it turned out to be a real cat, the live one, without any traces of machinery or artificiality.
However, a zoo can train all cats to look like this. The two people came to park the car outside with interest on the spot, and walked into the zoo following the guidance of the cat.
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