The daily life of the river god

Chapter 41

Little Jiaolong, who was lying in the bathtub playing with his tail, was not surprised when he heard this rhetorical question, "I'll give you another two hundred."

"One thousand." Ye Youshen has a lot of experience in making money recently, and he just opened his mouth to ask for a big price.

"I'll give you two hundred in private, and you don't have to share the money with Ri Youshen. If you don't agree, forget it."

For one person, 200 yuan can buy six and a half catties of duck necks. Ye Youshen looked at the spicy duck necks in his hand and felt that the deal was quite a bargain: "Deal, but we just got the news. Mortals have killed other mortals, is there any news to ask?"

The little Jiaolong on the other end of the phone directly threw the phone aside, lying on the edge of the bathtub, thinking about the non-human living next door.

"I also said that I hate mortals, but I would kill other mortals for one mortal." Lu Wenren couldn't figure out how non-humans could have such complicated emotions.

The non-human in the next room turned on the shower head for the third time, watching the water droplets dripping down sparsely.

The non-human who endured for an hour finally couldn't bear it anymore and walked to the next door, directly opened the door, bypassed the two-meter-large bed, passed the closet, and finally walked to the door of the bathroom, twisted the door handle and pushed the door open.

Inside the door, the little black dragon just turned into its own body, lying on its back in the bathtub, with its long tail resting lazily on the edge of the bathtub, playing with the hot water.

He turned the little Jiaolong lying in the bathtub expressionlessly, from the tip of the black tail all the way up, saw the other's bewildered head, and met the pair of small blue round eyes.

"Master River God, I would like to remind you warmly. You have been soaking in hot water for more than an hour here. Will this month's electricity bill be deducted from your wallet?"

He just wanted to take a bath, but the little Jiaolong next door wanted to soak in the bathtub endlessly.

If he doesn't stop the other party's behavior, he is worried that this person will forget whose name the small western building is in, and whose family he lives in.

Lu Wenren rolled in the water on the spot, turned into a human body and wanted to get up: "Has it been so long for an hour? I didn't even notice."

"Yeah, if I don't remind you again, you'll be soaking until tomorrow." Hin mocked and closed the door again.

The little Jiaolong in the bathroom was busy changing into clean clothes, looking outside at the room that had been lived in for a period of time, the tables, stools and coffee tables, except for the bed, all the other places were hung with bought clothes.

The tall non-human squinted at the clothes, vaguely feeling as if he had forgotten something?

"But what did you forget?" I couldn't remember for a while.

Until he left that room, Jin didn't remember what he had forgotten.

But this matter was quickly found the answer the next morning.

The non-human sitting in the living room on the first floor having breakfast saw the little Jiaolong on the second floor come out of his room in a hurry, and then went into his room to look around.

After a few minutes, he ran out again, stomped on the stairs and went downstairs, walked to the long table and looked at the neatly dressed non-human beings on the table.

"Huh, lend me some sets of your clean clothes."

The non-human who was eating tea eggs squinted the river god in pajamas all the way down from the stupid hair on his head, and landed on that cheeky face, finally remembering what he forgot yesterday.

This person has lived here for so long, he has never seen Lu Wenren wash his clothes.

Changing clothes is very diligent, one set after another, sometimes two sets.

Now look at the pajamas on the other party, it is similar to the flower-like clothes of the celestial maidens in the room I saw last night.

In a good mood, the non-human patted the eggshell on his heart, "No clothes?"

"Well, the clothes I brought from home are all used up." Lu Wenren just went to the next room to search around, but couldn't find where to put the clean clothes, so he came downstairs to ask someone.

Yes, this word is used with great attitude.

"Tell me, you check what I do, and I will lend you the clothes."

"Just curious, okay?"

Lu Wenren's answer was straightforward, as if it was a matter of course for him to check the details.

He handed over the freshly peeled tea egg in his hand, and raised the corner of his mouth: "Okay, I will lend you your clothes after eating this egg."

The most hated things, as well as the most needed things, are in the hands of non-humans.

Lord River God looked at the egg, his face almost wrinkled like a steamed stuffed bun.

"Drip drip drip..."

During the stalemate between the two, Wen Guofu called.

"My lord, there is a new non-human case that needs to be handled by you. I have already sent the case and address to your mobile phone."

Wen Guofu on the other end of the phone chattered non-stop, and Lord River God looked down at the pajamas he was wearing.

Now it's not enough to eat eggs. .

Five minutes later, in front of the long table in the living room, 虺 was holding a set of clean clothes in his hands, and looked at the person at the other end of the long table holding the egg and had eaten it for 5 minutes, and there was still a third of it left. Swallow it.

Lu Wenren ate egg whites with a cold face, took three sips of water in one mouthful, stared at the clean clothes being held next door from the corner of his eye, and took out his cell phone to send a message to his brothers with the confidence to die.

Sanbaizi: "What should I do if I have no clothes to wear?"

The retired uncle, who is always idle, was the first to jump in the group: "Didn't you bring dozens of sets of clothes, why are you running out of clothes?"

Sanbaizi: "It's all dirty."

Hao Daer: "Three hundred will be a bonus, bag, use the money to buy another hundred sets."

After the boss of the Heshen family distributed the red envelopes, the rest of the brothers followed suit.

The person sitting in front of the dining table opened one red envelope after another, without even noticing that the non-human sitting opposite him had already come up behind him, and was standing behind him with his hands behind his back, looking at the phone screen that kept popping up with him. Red envelope.

After the other party received the last red envelope, Jin glanced at the uneaten egg yolk in the other party's hand, and warmly reminded: "So you want to go out in pajamas to buy new clothes?"

In a word, it defeated Lord River God's good mood to collect money.

The smallest Xiaolong of the River God's family swallowed the egg yolk in one gulp, puffed his cheeks and snatched the clean clothes from the non-human hand: "Don't worry! I'll return your clothes tomorrow!"

This person looks pretty good on weekdays, but today he just borrowed a set of clothes from him.

He hated him so much and forced him to eat something he hated, so Lord River God decided to deduct his next month's salary.

Reduce the pocket money to five hundred a month. .

When the two of them changed their clothes again and went out, it had already passed in the morning, and Lu Wenren looked at the newly received address in his hand and was about to take a taxi there.

The non-human who walked out of the yard behind him stood behind him wearing sunglasses and said, "I have some personal matters to do today so I won't go with you, you can go by yourself."

Lord Heshen, who had already called into the car, turned his head and took a serious look at the other person's face, but his eyes were blocked by the sunglasses.

Lu Wenren, who couldn't tell the clue from the other person's expression, let out a cold snort from his nose, then took out his sunglasses from his pocket, and put them on his face as well: "It's up to you."

After the car arrived, Lord Heshen, who got into the car alone, looked at the non-human beings on the side of the road from the corner of his eye, and turned around without hesitation and went in another direction.

He just felt that the egg he ate in the morning seemed to be stuck in his heart, uncomfortable and annoying.

One of them turned to the left and the other turned to the right. He was walking alone on the street, wearing sunglasses, as if he was shopping leisurely all the way.

He was also really shopping, and soon entered a large shopping mall, where he found a staff member in front of the cosmetics counter.

"Magpie."

The magpie in front of the Lamei Cosmetics counter looked up and saw the person in front of him stunned, and looked at the person in disbelief: "Boss, why are you here!"

Pigs hate crowded places, but it is a fact that all non-humans in the western region know.

"Passing by, I remember that you work here, and you just want to buy something." Xun looked up at the huge sign on the second floor that said home appliances.

It was the first time Magpie Spirit heard such words.

There is no way, he lives in the small western-style building all year round, and it is said that since the river god came, he has gone out more often. In the past, everyone could only see him in the small western-style building.

I quickly called a colleague to help her look at the counter, and asked him enthusiastically what he wanted to buy.

"Something for laundry."

"Washing machines? There are quite a lot on the second floor. Boss, do you have any special requirements? Now, human beings are so smart that they can even do a lot of tricks when washing clothes."

Magpie took him to the second floor. As a member of the shopping mall and dealing with human beings all year round, Magpie quickly recommended a washing and drying machine to him, and immediately asked someone to send it to Xiaoyanglou to help install it today. .

People here are busy buying washing machines.

The Lord River God at the other end came out of a residential building covered in frost with a mop in his hand.

Following behind him is the real culprit who has recently been haunted in the residential building.

A lazy cat demon.

It changes into a cat every day, cheats food and drinks everywhere, and even turns into a human to deceive humans to repay their kindness.

The deceitful human beings gave her money one after another, but the cat demon began to stay here for a long time, and deceived all ten households in a building.

Everyone thinks that she is their only one, but they don't know that they are just a fish in her fish pond.

Lord River God, who was not in a good mood, came to the scene and soon found this cat demon who had become a prototype and was planning to escape.

Carrying a mop is a lesson, and now more than a dozen human families who have been deceived know that the mysterious girl who deceived their feelings is the same cat.

"hiss……"

Wu Miaomiao obediently followed behind the new God of the River, clutching her sore arm: "It hurts so much, what are you doing for beating me so hard? They voluntarily gave me the money."

Lu Wenren, who was walking in front, looked back and looked at her coldly: "Cheating others is to repay a kindness, and it's called voluntary."

Wu Miaomiao raised her chin confidently: "Of course it's true. They invited me to eat small dried fish, combed my hair, and bought me toys. I became a human and said I came to repay the favor. What's wrong?"

"You cheated to eat and drink to thirteen families, and you have to turn into a human body to repay the favor for every food you eat. Since it is to repay the favor, why do you ask humans to give you money?"

"How can it be called cheating to ask the shit shovel officer to give me money, sir, you are so boring, it is obvious that human beings are willing to support me."

She relied on this method to buy a big villa and a luxury car.

"Why do you call the police so willingly? You're lying. If you have any objections, I'll send you to the zoo!" Lord Heshen shook the stick in his hand threateningly.

When Wu Miaomiao saw the stick, she thought of the scene of her being beaten just now, and shrank her neck in fear, not daring to speak nonsense.

She just didn't expect that among the dozen or so fish, there would be someone who was not single.

Obviously, that guy couldn't see any girls' supplies at home, and when he turned into a human body and said that he wanted to repay the favor, the man's excited saliva almost left behind.

It turned out that this man actually had a long-distance girlfriend who came to surprise him suddenly.

Surprised that Wu Miaomiao didn't catch up, but he did catch up after being beaten.

Wu Miaomiao looked at Lord River God who was walking in front of him non-stop, and chased after him with sly cat eyes, "My lord, where are we going now?"

Lu Wenren gave her a blank look, and after stepping away from her by a meter, he said in disgust, "Don't come near me, it smells so bad."

This non-human body has an unpleasant smell, which is very annoying.

Wu Miaomiao raised her wrist in disbelief, and sniffed the perfume she spent more than 1 yuan on, "It smells so good! It doesn't smell good!"

"It smells bad everywhere. If you want to live in the West District, get rid of this smell for me from today on."

In his territory, a non-human with a strange smell is not allowed every day.

"My lord is so ruthless, chirping."

A mop stick was raised up, and Wu Miaomiao, who was half-speaking, shut up knowingly.

Lu Wenren looked at the cat demon pretending to be pitiful in front of him blankly, and decided to send her to the zoo for a few days of reformation before releasing her.

So Xiaoyanglou didn't go back, and directly pulled her into the car and went to the zoo.

After entering the zoo, after Wu Miaomiao stamped the river god seal on the back of his hand, he became a prototype and began to walk around on catwalks.

"Wow, there are so few animals here, sir, is your life difficult?"

Wu Miaomiao, who was walking beside Lu Wenren on a catwalk, looked around, and saw a human coming with a broom.

"How old, this person has no money at first sight."

Ruan Qianyuan, who was despised by monsters for being old, went through a night of mental construction, and now when he heard a cat that could speak human, his mind flashed.

"That's all?" thought.

After all, he just came out of the crocodile house, and the crocodile over there was lying in the pool and asked him to rub his back.

He has been brushed by the crocodile, and he doesn't seem to panic when he encounters anything.

"Don't pay attention to him, this is a human working in the zoo, any non-human is not allowed to harm humans here."

Wu Miaomiao wagged her tail and said indifferently: "Whatever, whatever, I'll do whatever you say, so why did you bring us in?"

"Working to pay off debts."

Lu Wenren has already asked Riyoushen to customize props for him. When the items arrive, the non-human beings he went out to arrest, and every non-human that he spent money on are here, and he will return double the money back to him. just work.

Wu Miaomiao: "???".

Lord Heshen, who came home after dark, was walking home alone, when he looked up and saw a particularly shining star about to speak, he thought that the non-human beings around him were not there.

A person who had been busy for a day immediately thought of the non-human who was away from him for a day, and his mood became bad on the spot.

The immortal who was walking home turned a corner and went in another direction.

In the small Western-style building in the West District, Si sat in the small garden and looked at the time for the third time.

A certain little dragon seemed to disappear when he went out, and there was no movement at all.

In the small garden, where flowers and plants were originally planted, now there are two tall machines connected to the faucet, and there is a free floor hanger on the ground.

When the non-human looked at the time for the fifth time, he finally heard the familiar footsteps outside the courtyard gate.

Outside the door, Mr. River God was holding a lot of new clothes in both hands, and a bag of roast chicken in his mouth. He opened the door and walked in, and saw the extra things in the garden at a glance.

And the non-human standing in front of those two new things.

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